NSPF BUNNY DIV
Space Patrol
After encounter report
Date: 22Aug2012
Cpl. Satoire and I have safely returned to the NSPD Beta Quadrant Space Dock. We are filing this report on our trip through the vortex.
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Once through the vortex, we landed quite softly but in a particularly compromising position amongst some ruins. Our donut bag along with the cameras were already there, and one of the cameras was switched on somehow and caught this image of our landing.
We were both naked, but strangely our bunny ears and tails were still attached to us. I swear they're held on by magic. While still lying on the ground and regaining our composure I happened to look up and noticed a person staring at us. It was the same person we had seen looking at us the other day through the portal. The person stood approximately 6 feet 2 inches tall. He has dark green eyes, a green complexion, black hair and pointed ears.
"Hello ladies." He said, "I have been following your progress with the wormhole chamber..."
"Who the heck are you?" Cpl. Satoire blurted out. "And where the hell are we?"
The person approached us as we got to our feet. "You are on the planet Nymphosus, Corporal Satoire... and I am known in this dimension as Ambassador Spock."
I asked Ambassador Spock if he had seen our uniforms come though. "This dimension?" I asked him. "Would you please elaborate on that?"
"Sargeant Pafe, you two have made a remarkable discovery. You have found the Nymphosus Wormhole Chamber, which allows for travel between this universe and yours." The Ambassador stated. "I have been monitoring your progress ever since your peoples' launching of your first Space Dock. You two have traveled into another dimension, another universe. The Nymphosus Wormhole Chamber is capable of transporting you to either another Wormhole in your universe, of which there are several. It is also a means to travel between parallel universes.
"In your encounter with the wormhole your clothing was ripped from you because you did not allow the votex to take you. I must tell you that your clothing did not come through the wormhole intact." He pointed to a pile of shredded blue cloth. I went over and examined the material. Feeling self conscience of my nakedness I rummaged through the pile of torn material and found some long pieces and tied some of those together to make even longer pieces that Cpl. Satoire and I could tie around ourselves. Once we were somewhat covered, we started to ask questions.
"How do you mean... monitoring? And how the hell do you know my name?" Cpl. Satoire asked.
I noticed that our camera was still taking pictures. "Yes. How have you been monitoring?"
"I have been traveling through the wormhole on occasion and visiting your planet. Once I saw that you two were beginning to make patrols of the quadrant I knew it was only a matter of time before you observed an ion flash that occurs when a ship enters into warp speed." Spock answered. "And as far as knowing your names, your transmissions are easily intercepted. The troublesome part of all this is that I am not the only one listening."
"Do you know anything about the person who has been taking our robots?" Satoire asked him.
"The robots are being taken to another universe, for what purpose I do not know yet." He answered.
"Can you tell us how to get back?" I asked.
The Ambassador explained how the Nymphosus Wormhole Chamber operates. There are settings that can be made once we are inside the chamber itself. We can set a dimension or even travel to the past in our own dimension. We can not travel to the future, only the past.
I had one more question for Ambassador Spock. "Where are you from?"
He explained that he was from the planet Vulcan, which can be found in this dimension. He also explained that he was part of a larger organization called The United Federation of Planets, which has been observing us and the robot disappearances.
He suggested that he accompany us on our return trip to our own dimension. I gathered up my bag of donuts and the cameras. Cpl. Satoire found her Orgasmatron, then explained to Ambassador Spock what the Orgasmatron did. His only reply was: "Fascinating".
Once back on Nymphosus, we showed him our pedal rockets and our own monitoring system for the Wormhole. He then asked us if we would allow him to contact us at another time, as he might have a request to make of the NSPD and of Cpl. Satoire and I. We agreed.
Respectfully submitted,
SSgt. Pafe
Cpl. Satoire