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Whilst eyeing the dwarfs scurrying around with mops, buckets and cleaning utensils to their chosen little group for cleaning detail, I stand with hands on hips surveying the scene, contemplating whether to have a cup of tea before washing down the bar with Old Joe, Stone and Jayc.

Just as I thought that was a damn good idea before starting work,  “Splatt”  I get yet another cream filled flan land full on in my face,   some cheeky devil taking one last shot.

I have to giggle to myself as it was bang on target. I scoop the cream from my eyes and mouth, licking the cream from my lips and wipe my face on a towel by the bar.
All the bar is laughing and I say in my most stern voice , “  Who threw that?”  I look around and immediately spot HB and Tango , trying to look innocent.  Tangos wide grin gives the game away.

“ SO YOU THINK THAT WAS FUNNY DO YOU"  I shout in his face sounding like a Sergeant Major.  We are both trying hard not to laugh.  I continue  "Just because ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY you think you can get away with that, DO YOU?" My voice is as harsh as I can muster.

My hands move from my hips and on to his sexy little pink leather THONG and  with one quick tug, it whips away !!

 "WELL YOU CAN CLEAN UP IN JUST YOUR PINK BOOTS. AND THE COST IS GOING ON YOUR CREDIT CARD"   I tell Old Joe to load up his credit details to charge and to have an open tab.

I fling the tiny thong over my shoulder and am just about to get some tea, when Tango suddenly grabs hold of me and  snogs me deeply, taking my breath away.
He crushes my still naked breasts against his naked warm chest and teases my mouth to open for his invading tongue.  I respond in breathy excitement.  It was hot heady and totally unexpected, a taste of the Master he is!!

He releases me, just as  suddenly while my head is still reeling and my body still tingling.

Tango reassures me the bar will be spick and span in no time and promptly takes charge of the operation with the dwarfs.

He tells me to go shower in the Spa Room and  orders Old Joe to take a cup of tea into me when I come out.

I move to the bar and ask Old Joe for a mug to take in with me, suddenly quite looking forward to a hot refreshing shower in luxurious surroundings.

A new face suddenly pokes his head into the bar and is soon accosted by HGO and a mop.

“ Welcome to the AB&G my friend , get stuck in with the cleaning.  Old Joe here will set you up with your first free drink on the house. It’s a tradition you know.”

Nate314  smiles and looks around at the mess in the room but is impressed with the very friendly people.

Soon he is getting stuck in and enjoying his drink.  I take my mug of tea and  head for the Spa room…

The Pie fight over, with no clear winner, Brandy has the dwarfs over see the bar clean up. I am teamed up with Stone and Ole Joe who has already put on a clean pressed white shirt and looks no worse for wear.

“well that little stunt escalated quickly.” Joe says With a sly grin and tosses Stone and I  clean bar tee shirts.

 I nod  “yeah it sure did, sorry about your cigar” I say with sarcastic sincerity.
 

as we clean Joe and I verbally spar, a daily battle of wit and good natured ball breaking.

“Hey Joe I looked up cigar in the dictionary, it said a breath freshener for men who eat shit for lunch.” 

Stone rings the bar bell  “Point Jayc”  she says with a giggle, “Yeah Joe you flush those, you dont fish them out of the loo to smoke.  she adds to my insult.

“Oh yeah? I have a question for your two, whats the difference between this bar and a nursery school?”  he pauses then says “Nursery schools have adult leadership.”

The bell rings again then it hits me,  I forgot to play our exit music for our stooge revue. I hit play on the bar sound system.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5zCO1AF4sg


As the Curly shuffle plays the clean up  crews  begin to dance to the 40s swing style tempo as they clean.  In no time at all the bar begins to look like it old self. On a clean table in front I open a box of bar Tee shirts for the patrons and place an empty box along side with a sign.

GRAB A SHIRT AND PUT YOUR FLAN ENCRUSTED CLOTHES  IN HERE FOR CLEANING AT THE ACHAT LAUNDRY AND DRY CLEANING SHOP.

And in small print

on Covems tab of course.

This look's like  the battle of Armageddon In the bar  .It is safer back here  with Joe Stone Tom and the Dwarfs. I thought in till  My Hero  Jump's on me  and knocks me  to the ground.




He gets me up  and ask if  I am ok   Its ok  honey  I am fine.

Zoerinks Leaving his off before he leaves  I throw him a pie  have one  for the  road and hit  him  from behind..

looking at my Hero  he  gets his devilish grin and starts throws with the speed of superman pies to every one he can . Hit  Mrsexlover Brandy  Tango  HB  some   Naked  women  with the  help  of  Tom, Stone  the  Dwarfs we have the upper hand  every ones  covered  in pudding, jello and pies.

He gets hit and falls to the  ground OOOhh  my  poor baby  I hope his alright . I run to his side his coverd in pie "My sweet love are ok he smiles and  gives me  his finger so  I can suck mmmm  its  very good pie I want more with his irresistble lips I lean in and give him a passionet  kiss mmmm  rolling around in the back of the bar.. the war   keeps going on  then we  hear Brandy  shout  clean  up time ...  Honey   its   clean up  time ..

After a refreshing shower and putting on mthe new panties Tango bought for me and my new black dress, i move back to the Bar & Grill through the secret passage, just to find pie flying all over the main room of the bar. Looking around, i bump into Old Joe, who is hiding im self behgind the board.

"Hey Joe, what's going on!?"

"I don't know HB.....seeems like someone think it was fun to have a pie fight!"

"Yeah, sure.....funny....." i reply just before a pie hit me on the chest: the white cream slide down my dress, covering it, and making me upset.

I look around when i see him..... "HUKKKK!" i yell, taking a pie on the table and splatting it on his face when he turn to him.

"Nice idea......turning the B&G in a pie battlefield! Look at this!" i yell, pointing at my dress.

"It wasn't mine.....trust me" he say, cleaning his face from the cream "but....yes, i enjoy it!"

"Suuuure........are you kidding me!?"

He shakes his head "no lie, my friend....and....hey.....you look great covered by white cream!"

I leave Hukk with a satisfed smirk on his face, looking around the Bar for Tango, when i see him looking at the battlefield and smiling really happy: i call him and in answer he stare at me smirking.

"You are a great view, my Pet!"

Point of view, i suppose.....then i see him pointing his finger at a pie near me, making a sign to pass it to him. The following scene was ilarious and dangerous.....Tango threw the pie on Brandy's face, letting her get anger and yell in the middle of the bar.

“ Who threw that?” she ask looking arour till she catch Tango and me. Tango's grin make her understand all.

“ SO YOU THINK THAT WAS FUNNY DO YOU"  she shout on his face, then continue  "Just because ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY you think you can get away with that, DO YOU?"

"WELL YOU CAN CLEAN UP IN JUST YOUR PINK BOOTS. AND THE COST IS GOING ON YOUR CREDIT CARD"

I smile at her words and can't stop to stare at my lovely Master wearing only pink boots....cream cover most of his naked body. I grab him from behind, moving my hands all over his naked chest, then whisper

"When you have done cleaning, i'll take care of you!"

After kissed his back, i move away, passing near Doc. I stop him, staring at him with my evil dragon's sight and ask "Who!?"

Swallowing, he asnwer me with flebile voice "jayc....he ask to us!"

I let him go and move to the counter, when a full glass of beer is waiting to be served. I'll take him and move to jayc table, where he is laughing with Old Joe and Stone. I stop behind him, looking at the trio......

"Hey Jayc....need refreshment!?"

"What!?" he said, rising his face to my direction. Without esitation, i slop the beer all over him, soacking him from head to toes, smiling.

"This is for my new dress......"

Really  funny  Hukk rolls my eyes at you throws you some flan .


His mine! His mines!


You   did it now   I run to   Hukk   and  give him a

SmackDown

.


After some time  he  get up  and   ok  ok    Halie  no more Joking around !  back to  cleaning  time.

After hard working I look around. YES! Covems never will notice what a mess it has been. Everything is clean again, we can eat from the ground now.
Hukk is saying "I saw that heroic dive you did in trying to reach Foxy, Lover. When will you show that same level of commitment for me!?" and before i can do anything, Roxxy is smacking him down. "Hes mine!"
He gets up "ok ok.. i understand" and is lookng to me. I just smile but when he sits down on the stool and gibes his toast, I lay my hand on his shoulder. "Perhaps I dont jump on you as i do to Roxxy, but you always get a bros hug my friend" I wink and go to the stage. Take the micro and talk.

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I go back to Roxxy "We should go home and take a shower too" I grin... "Youre right honey" She says and we leave the bar

Good night every one   waving   bye    holding my  honey   we  depart     winks  at  hukk    his mine   

The pie war is over finally I bend over HGO wipe off the cream so I can see her lovely face, she open her eyes and I say to her " pie war is over baby " she smile than I help her up we are all covered in pie start to laugh on the other. She start wipe off the cream from her body I see a tiny bit of pie in her take off from her and eat it " mmmm taste more delicious this way ". I hear Brandybee say " clean up time" so we satart to clean up the bar.

After the clean up I walk to Tom who is at the bar drink his last drink I give him his coat and take him out to the taxi, Loverboy is already there and wait for Tom. Thay sit in the taxi say bye to them " was a crazy party " than I close the door and thay gone. I sit down outside on the porch need some fresh air and rest a little, I here
laughter comes out from te bar, I sit back put my feet up " good thing I bring one beer out with me ".

I walk into the luxurious Spa room. It is exquisitely decorated and the colours, carefully chosen to create a relaxed and peaceful ambiance for the clients who choose one of Tango’s amazing massages.

Luckily, the pie war had not reached inside this place and I breathe in the scent of essential oils that make the salon unique and stress free.

Careful not to leave a messy path , I gingerly make my way to the walk in shower and slide open the glass doors and step inside, dress and all.

I turn the large ceramic knob of the shower and the water tumbles out and then showers in perfect jets at exactly the right temperature.

The water hits my head and body, with just enough force, to clear and melt the grape jelly and cream from my body. It weaves itself down my figure and into the white ceramic  tray, swirling at my feet, before curling and slipping away forever down the chrome plug hole.

The water is exquisite on my skin and I stand under it, enjoying the spray as it hits me. I  turn slowly so not  to miss any of the goo on my body and dress , which is still pulled down to my waist by mrsexlover earlier.

The water patters on to my naked breasts and  teases the softness. My nipples pucker and harden at the repeat stimulation of the water.

I slowly shimmy out of the now clean, but sopping, dress and kick off my heels placing them outside the glass doors, totally naked now.

I return to stand underneath the tantalising jets of the water. My body  responds to the patters as it hits. 

I shut my eyes in pleasure and my thoughts wonder to the intense attention mrsexlover paid to my nipples earlier. That expert tongue circling and licking them, the heat of his mouth as he gently sucked them in. I could almost feel him again, filing his mouth with each breast in turn and then burying  his face into my cleavage, kissing and trailing his tongue.

A moan escapes my lips and my body begins to heat up in desire. I squeeze my breasts and roll my nipples in between my finger and thumb, and  then move my hand slowly down my tummy to my perfectly shaved little strip of pubic hair.  I part my intimate lips,  naturally wet inside now,  and pull back my little protective hood, exposing my wet and swollen clitoris.

I angle my body to allow the water to plop against it over and over. It stimulates my urges to touch myself even more, throbbing now with a need for release.

I can’t resist my burning need for long , and begin to play with my clitoris, masturbating and panting as I lose myself in the red, hot heat and craving the ultimate sexual relief.

The water cascades on my body and simply heightens my base pleasure.

I suddenly feel a hand grab my wrist to stop my pleasure. I open my eyes startled and want to scream in frustration.

I find myself staring straight into the eyes of Tango and our of the corners, I see HB standing behind him by  the shower door.

My mouth goes dry and my heart thuds at being caught red handed in his Spa room… self pleasuring...

BUZZZZZZZ, BUZZZZZZZZZ, BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

My phone is buzzing on the bench. I'm in the shower getting clean from the Pie fight. There i a text message from HB.

"Hurry up, my Master needs back up in his Spa"

Knowing how hot and steamy it can get in there, i don't bother to dry and rush the Spa. I see HB poiting at the showers as i come in.

There i see Tango on his knees with is head between Miss Brandy's thigh's. I lay my hand on his shoulder "You called for back up Tango" , as i bend forward to kiss Brandy's nipples that ar poiting out to me.

I can hear her moan underneath my touch and as i see Tango moving off to the side i take his place, letting my tongue follow a wet path down Brandy's body. "Tango most have left a trail for me" i'm thinking.

Flicking my tongue around her belly button and kissing my way down, i feel her clit very swollen underneath my tongue. I twirl around it and hear a loud moan escaping Brandy's mouth.

My hands grab both firm cheeks pulling her warm wetness deeper into my face as i my tongue and mouth are living their onw live sucking and licking anything the can get too.

Somehow it's getting wetter and it's not comming from my mouth as i feel Brandy arching into me, her hands on the back of my head, pulling me closer as she climax to another orgasm.

As i stand up, i kissing my way back up till i reach her mouth, My tongue dances with her's as i push her against the backwall of the shower. My hard cock is pushing against her moist pussy, teasing her clit. while we keep kissing. I feel her spreading her legs and with a little twist in my hips i feel my cock gently slide into her warm and inviting opening.

My heartbeat rockets, my breath is stilled and I feel tingles of naughtiness at being caught naked and touching myself so intimately.

Tangoracer catches my hand, causing it to still. I feel the pressure of his strong fingers on my wrist and the pressure of my own hand still touching my clitoris. Its tantalising in that statuesque state.

The tension in the air spurns my sensitivity and my clit throbs against my resting finger.

It’s so fucking unbearable and a moan escapes my lips!

Tango stares into my eyes, allowing his breath to caress my skin. He knows a woman in an excited state when he sees one, and knows I am close to toppling into that sea of sexual wonderment but he holds me on the edge of that Utopia.
Lets me breathe in the anticipation and nervous tension of what he will do.

“Well, Hello Miss Brandy, what are you up to? “ he whispers, not really expecting answer and pulls my hand away so I am no longer touching my throbbing, needy pussy.

I swallow.  Still unsure of what to say. My body is aglow with a need that needs satisfying and his nearness is reeling my senses.

He slowly moves my fingers to his lips, “ Oh God, He’s going to taste me” my brain registers his intent. 

He waves my fingers under his nose and then sucks each one. Its very sexual and very intense, I watch him savour my unique and my legs nearly buckle with need.

Then after savouring my intimate juices on my fingers , he gently pushes me back, bumping my back on the shower wall.  He slowly lowers his head to tease and then snogs me as the water cascades on us both. 

I hardly register him giving instructions to HB. All I know is, his body is pressing close to mine, my hard erect nipples scraping against his chest, his hard body grinding against mine and I want him to.
I want his strong body caressing me.

My tummy flutters as he breaks the kiss and moves his head along my neck, my collar bone and down to ravish and suckle each breast.  I arch my chest to him,  wanting him to touch me, to take me, to play with my body. I stroke his hair ,moaning at his sweet touches.

Tango teases and suckles my breasts and my need grows as I shut my eyes. I need more. My pussy is throbbing hard, ever since he moved my hand away.

I spread open my stance and push on his shoulders.

Tango silently acknowledges my need and trails down to my belly button. He stays there and I moan, needing him lower. I push more on his shoulders   
“ Down”  I whisper.  And to my relief he does, to my joy he goes lower and finally, finally  he licks my sopping wet furrow and I grind and moan my need in his face.

He licks and explores ever fold in my wanton crevice, savouring and sucking my juices that are flowing all over his tongue and chin. I am in a frenzied ecstasy.
I push my pussy in his face, holding his head there as I grind on his tongue.  Then he finds my swollen bud and sucks on his gently. 

Its’ too much! 

His magic lips and tongue tips me over and I quiver and shake on my legs as I softly scream my release.   “ Tangoooooooooo” 

In my insensible state, I suddenly feel another on my breasts sucking on my nipples as Tango drinks my flowing and creamy cum.

Then when he has drunk his fill, I feel him move back. He looks at me and smiles at my satisfied , dishevelled wet state.

He watches a moment as mrsexlover suckles my swollen breasts and strokes my wet body.   He seems pleased with his expert work of bringing me to orgasm and then backs away to deal with another, waiting for him.
Through my half closed eyes, I see him reach for HB’s hand and lead him to the waiting  Hot Tub.

Then my attention is bought to mrsexlovers experienced tongue on my breasts, tugging, licking and tasting before  moving down my front to my orgasmed centre, still twitching from Tango’s use.

He licks, gentle at first, tasting my wetness and creamed centre and then begins to ravishly eat me.  He suck in my lips and then all of my outer pussy.

The robust actions fire me up again and I am soon riding his tongue and smothering his face in my lusty build up.

He grips my bottom, groping my cheeks and digging his fingers into my wanton flesh. He buries his face into my pussy.

His desire to taste me just ignites my need and I grind on him like a wanton hussy. I groan and moan and pull on his hair.  The lust and expert foreplay takes me to that burning need for release again. I buck and rub into his face.

I scream as I feel myself fall once more! Cumming all over his tongue. My legs shake and tremble.

Mrsexlover allows me to ride the hot rippling waves on his face and tongue and then he rises up to kiss me with his Brandybee coated tongue. At the same time I feel his hard cock brush against my pubis.

My mind screams my need and my legs spread open for him. Accepting him between my legs with a greediness worthy of a starving animal.

Then he twists his hips and successfully guides himself to my vagina entrance.  With another thrust, he enters me, coupling to my hot ,inviting tightness. He pushes into me.

I gasp in pleasure at the big cock slowly burying into my body. He is big, powerful and very very …..  fuckable....