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Stone approaches me and gives me a large jar with folded papers in.  I look at her questioningly  and she says excited , " You got to find out who's got the most votes for the most splendid jumper here"
I look at the pudding pit and then at the jar , " Now? "   I ask, really not wanting to move from my prime position.

" Yes now"  She insists, " Come on ... Now "   tugging my hand.
"Ok, Ok"   I follow her reluctantly  and  look at the label taped on the large glass jar.  It reads

"Question: Vote for the splendidest (Ugly Really ) Xmas Sweater (Pages 113 to 115 ) "

Luckily Stone seems oblivious to the " Ugly Really" bit.  Then I tip the contents out and begin the count...

Covems  - 1 
Old_Joe - 0 
Brandybee - 6 
Jayc - 1 
Stone - 2 
Lover - 1 
Bluedenim - 0
TerriC - 0
ItsAmy123 - 1 
mrsexlover - 1 
Pookie77 - 0 
Tangoracer - 1 
All_For_You  (Karen) - 1 
Zoerink - 2 
jcm0824 - 3
LydiaRose - 0 
 
Total Voters: 20

" Oh my god,   Brandy actually won "   Stone is like an excited child. 
"Fabulous"  I nod , " What did she win ? "
" Why ,  a splendid New Year Firework jumper of course "   Stone replied  and picks up the prize to go find Brandy.




 

Just two votes for me?? lol

Well... Brandy's  sweeter is really really ugly...  i can understand she wins... 

As i whisper in Terri's ear obout my plans, i guess Blue is getting suspicious, she leaves my cock alone and start to lick Pookies body. But Terri  grab's hold of her and pull's Blue over my knee.  Keeping her feet down and legs spread. "Grab her wrists"  she shout's to Pookie.

In het mean time Blue is trying to wiggle her way out of their grab and of my knee's. It's very exciting how her belly is rubbing the head of my still stiff cock as she does that, then it seems to end up in her belly-button.

My hand goes up and jelly is flying everywhere as it lands on her ass. "You had that comming young Lady" i tel her "You have been teasing me all week long and in many places, it's time you get what you deserve"

One slap, Two slaps, Three Slaps. Blue stops to try get of my lap, instead she starts to wiggle her ass between each new slap and moans softly.

Laughing I hug Brandy. "Really ugly!" I look at her and hurry to add "the sweater. Congrats!" I kiss her cheeks and her lips. "I pay a Bacardi, this has to be celebrated". We go to the bar, old_joe already knows what we want and gives each of us a big glass. "Cheers!" I nod and raise my glass "Prost" she answers.
Were looking around, smiling watching all our friends enjoying a great time. "You dont have to change clothes - its carnival soon" I laugh. Next i hand her the box.



"This little game is still running. Now you got it - dont forget to give it away asap!"

I watch the goings on in the pudding pit with interest.  TerriC, Pookie77, bluedenim and mrsexlover are having a great time in the purple grape jelly.

Jcm and Sexilicious are getting friendly by the bbq.

Covems , ItsAmy123 and the dwarfs had fixed and checked all the Christmas lights and had good seats by the pudding pit too enjoying the food and performance.

Other tables had the finely cooked food by jcm served up by Momma_andrea.  I ensured that the tables had pitchers of Coveyprilla.

Stone and Jayc were smooching on the dance floor but jayc somehow always ensured in his dance he was always facing the pudding pit watch the naked girls and gloopy jelly. I wondered if he was a boobs man the way he was staring at the bouncing girls.

All_For_You, Tangoracer & HB are giggling together and Tango gets up and sings a beautiful song for HB.

I listen as he plays the piano beautifully and sings the touching ballad. It’s so beautiful.  I clap with others as he returns to the table and snogs HB.  I sigh, wondering where Bear has got to.

Lover joins me bringing a much needed bicardi and coke and settles in the seat next to me.

Zoerink & LydiaRose join us.  She had sung a beautiful song earlier and Zoerink was still buzzing over his lottery win.  We fill glasses with Coveyprilla and Zoerink buys everyone a round in the bar.

I see Stone suddenly grab Old Joe and drag him back to the bar and jayc comes over and sits with us, watching the pudding pit 4.  He is a boobs man I decide.

Stone comes over all excited with a bottle of Malorts and another package.

“ You won the most splendid Christmas jumper.  Isn’t that great? “ She announces to everyone looking at me. They all cheer.
“ I Did?”  I ask a little stunned.  She nods her head and places a rosette on my jumper. 


She then in pompous ceremony hands me the bottle of malorts and a package. I open it to find it’s a firwork new year jumper.
“Wow, Thank you so much every body”   They all clap and laugh when I hold the jumper out for them to see.
Stone, bless her, is beaming.


I then nudge Old Joe, “ Hey, you know what today is don’t you?”
“Oh my life, I completely forgot” he said. “ I best go ring the bar bell”
He returns to the bar and rings it out loudly.   

“ Hey everybody.   Its HB’s birthday today -   Time to sing … “
Everyone stops what they are doing and procede to sing “ Happy Birthday “ to Hentaiboy69 .  He blushes and stands as we all rush over to kiss him on the cheek.

“ A round of  birthday drinks on the House”  Jayc shouts.

Old Joe nods and promptly adds them all to Covems tab.

I notice that one of the posters seems to be slipping off the notice board so walk over to pin it back up.



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Then I return to Lover and the others at the table.
He teases me about the jumpers and  hands me a box


“ You have to get rid of it as soon as possible “ He chuckles.
“Why, What’s in it?  I ask curious
He just winks,  “ Just make sure you pass it on”
“Ok, “  I agree.

Suddenly there is a commotion over by the pudding pit and we all see a big Red Elmo slamming mrsexlover into the purple jelly.   
Mrsexlover is laughing and disappears under the gloopy mixture.

“Who he?”  I ask Lover looking at the red fur ball.

He shrugs and we both start laughing.   “ Just another fun night in the bar”  Lover says,

I approach Jayc and hand him the box.
“ Looks like you win this, but you have to pass it on as soon as possible “ I grin.


Jayc has the box.

As they jelly is flying high with me spanking Blue's lovely ass, Terri starts to scream. We look around and see a Big Red Elmo jumping into the pit. I tell the girls to run to safety as i stand up to face him and protect them.

But Elmo is getting the run on me and i slip. WAKK i land on my back in the jelly that's flying up. Now both Elmo and me are covered in it. I see Elmo is somehow blinded by jelly that's gone into his eye witch gives me a chance. I grab Elmo's legs and now he goes down on his back into the jelly.

I get on top of him trying to keep him under control. I hear Tango shouting and as i look up he is waving a pair of handcuffs. He throws them to me and i catch with one hand. As a trained professional i slap them on Elmo's wrists. I pull on his head and a mask comes off.

I don't know the man, neither does anyone in the bar, but luckly my college's from the NSPD have arrived to take him to the police station so they escort the man to the police cruiser outside


But they can't leave without the oppertunity to make remarks on my nudity. I think i will hear that for some time to come.

Now that all commotion has gone, the girl some back to the pit and start kissing me for saving them. And off course it's Pookie that's tripping me so i land back in the jelly with the girls on top.

Flipping my foot in the way of Martin as he's moving backwards, he falls with a splat into the Jell-O (It's Jell-O, which is a gelatin... not Jelly... lolz).  It splatters everyone who is in the pit, and some who are watching us.

Terri immediately scrambles on top of him and looks me in the eye.  "WRESTLE" she says, and slides her body along his.... all slippery with the Jell-O... she slides all the way up and pins his arms over his head with her knees... this causes her pussy to be mear inches away from Martin's lips.

Bluedenim in climbing back into the pit and I pull her leg out from under her, causing her to flop, backside first, into the Jell-O.  Again it splatters us.

"OH YOU!"  Bluedenim says, while starting to giggle.  I grab hold of her ankle and pull her leg... this causes her entire body to slide along the pit... I open my legs and draw her nearer.  We slide into a scissors position and we begin to slide and press together...   I moan... "Tribbing is so good."  I say as we begin to get into it.

Bluedenim reaches her hands up and I do the same... our fingers interlock and we pull against each other, causing our pussies to press even harder...  mmmmmm... I can feel that familar stirring in my body and my excitement builds...

I make my way to the stage... tapping the microphone...   *tap tap tap"

"Is this thing on?"



A man sat crying into his beer at the AB&G bar.  "What's wrong?" Old Joe asked.
"My mother-in-law," the man replied.  "I have a real problem with her."
"Cheer up," the barkeep said.  "Everyone has problems with his mother-in-law."
"Yeah," the man replied, "but I got mine pregnant."


Why are women's breasts like a train set under the Christmas tree?
Because they were made for children, but Dad whats to play with them.


Where do you put a picture of a missing transvestite?
On a carton of half-and-half.


A small boy woke up three nights in a row when he heard a thumping sound coming from his parents' bedroom.  Finally, one morning he went to his mother and said, "Mommy, every night I hear you and Daddy making noise, and when I look in, you're bouncing up and down on him."
His mother replied, "Oh, well, I'm bouncing on Daddy's stomach because he's fat, and that helps him get thin again."
"That won't work," said the boy.
"Why not?" asked his mother.
The boy replied, "Because the lady next door comes over after you leave each day and blows him up again."


Thank you... I'll be here all week

The taxi pulls up and I get out.  Looking up at the sign for the Achat Bar & Grill.  I wonder what it will be like in the bar, I've heard good things but am not certain.  Checking that my short skirt and blouse are all tidy I enter.  As I walk inside I glance around and stop amazed at what i see.

People playing in a big bowl of purple jelly.  A comedian telling really bad, but funny jokes.  Umm my kind of place.

I walk across the room, slightly unsteady in my new stilletto heals, at the bar I ask for a rum and coke and sit on a stool to watch what's going on.  This might be fun I think.

Shakes my head when i hear covems jokes. Having gotten dressed again I sit at one of the tables relaxing enjoying the atmosphere.

I am crying with laughter at Covems jokes and turn to Lover, " How does he do that? " I chuckle.

Lover turns to me, also laughing,  "Do what"

I reply , " Time his punch lines between the gasps and moans from the pudding pit. The guy is just too talented"

Mrsexlover was quite impressive dealing with Elmo too,  its nice having friends from the NSPD willing to jump in naked whenever the need arises.  I send over a jug of CoveryPrilla & rum donuts for when the girls and he are in need of some light refreshment.

A new face, walks into the bar, I see  jcm has ordered drinks for her and hear her introduce herself as lolitazara.

Lover & I raise our drinks to her in welcome.  "  Welcome to the hippest and hottest place in our Forum Village -  it's plain crazy, I'm sure you will fit right in. "

I grin at her,  "Jcm is right,  this is a good place  to meet the rest  of our patrons and check out the erotic story contest. The prizes are fabulous"
I pass her directions.

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Hearing the dinner bell, I wonder if I should try eating now or wait for the crowd to go down. Seeing the mad dash for food, I decide to wait and not rush to grab my food. Then James walks over and says, "Sorry about that Sexi. Let me make it up to you. Still have that key from Blu's pocket"? I nod my head and show him the key. Smiling, I take his hand to stand up. Leaning in I kiss him back before we head inside. While he heads to get us some food and drink, I slip out and grab something from my car before heading to the Icehouse.

Well guys, life is as it is, and once again, i open the door of the bar, I go in to say good bye for the moment, and I look at the microphone to say something, not good bye, but i have to tell all of you a see you soon.

As always, be on the Achat Village is a pleasure, always surrounded by wonderful people, such as Brandy always ready to help with any questions, as my neighbor Marilyn or the incredible Hulk, thanks for the banner green friend! .

I look everyone, the silence is around us and everyone is hearing me (OMG i say to myself, I do not like goodbyes), i see Old Joe behind the bar with Jondas and Jayc, always so nice to me and giving me so free paints for drink sometimes, (and now, they give to me a Tequilla bottle) "ty guys". There is too Bear, "i dont know you so much, but you have a stunning wife, so i am sure youre a very nice person". Also i see Lover over there in the bar... drinking a beer and smiling... "Lover, without you and Brandy... this forum wouldnt be posible, thanks for all, and also for help always when we need".

At tables, i can see Pookie and Terri with MrSexlover, they are busy so they are not hearing what i am saying... so better dont say nothing to then, (lol) they just look at me sometimes and smile, as Sexi, in the other side of the table with Tango, HB, Jondas, Jcm, Covems and Amy... "ty for all guys, dont write so much in the next one to post because remember, i will be always the next one, and sexi, take care of your animals, give them a kiss from me". There is also Stone, i smile to her, she did a good ellection for the ugly sweeter, but i cant win, Brandys sweeter was really ugly. lol 

In the other table, i can see Lena and Karen" my Lena, my soulmate... Karen, i hope you take care of this shiny star, our Lena, she have a heart biggest than the universe".

give a good sip of the tequila bottle, as I speak, tell stories of sailors, and makes it a little tequila effect. I look up and see a lone table Marilyn, my neighbor, who occasionally looks up and smiles, is designing new clothes, next, also alone, friend Hulk make new banners for us all to have one . Hulk! Friend!, Your work is priceless, we should give the award to the greatest treasure of the achat villa. Marilyn.... i will think about you visiting Algarve ". I smile to Denisee too... shes sitting so close hukk.. oh... there is quemistry i can feel it in the air . 

So close the scenario, i see Lydiarose, i see her, look her eyes and just smile, what can i say to you? ty Lydia, and i wish you the best, from heart.

Everyone is here, the crazy fenchy Nat is here too, "Vive Le France, Vive Le Resistance", i smile, drinking more and more tequilla, my body start to move so weird from one site to other, but i cant stop talk, everyone is drinking with me, so i think to myself no one is watching that each second i am more and more drunk... lol 

So close the door i can see Ms Blue, "hi Blue!! did you take my sample of the kraken?? i wish you a nice time in CA, nice place for surf and work with marine mammals, but not the best of the world.. there is in europe , kisses my blue redhaired friend". I can see there Momma too, kisses Momma, ty for being here.

Little Ily, you came so late, but anyway, i hope we can talk more when im back... this will means youre still here with us, and there will be so nice. I up my eyes and say hi to a newbie in the village, "Hi Roxxy, take a drink.. for you, today is free".

Last 3 months was nice to be here sometimes with all of you, and of course, as i always says... i will back soon, and i hope this bar stay like it is right now, confortable, nice and full of nice people.

See you All... I will back!!!. And of course, the hill will be mine again

Kisses to all!!!


And one more thing... its a pity i hadnt my secret xmas... maybe (is an idea) for next time we could have a system of bail, pay for enrollment and then once held the appointment, return it, it is sad that my partners never answered (and I was not able to have that quote

Thanks to someone very special, which left me to massage and to have that game, although I would have liked to have both!!

SEE YOU SOON EVERYONE!!! i claim by the sea