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The Achat Bar & Grill . ( AB&G )
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: The Achat Bar & Grill . ( AB&G ) ( 1157523 )
hukk
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Later, Space Cowboy
Re: The Achat Bar & Grill . ( AB&G )
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#1710 :
January 12, 2014, 08:16:47 AM »
I get a message to come to AB&G stat!
"It's important!" it reads. Parking my car outside, I see coppers pushing inside a guy in an Elmo suit inside the police cruiser.
"I'm innocent I tell ya'!" he screams while trying to pry himself loose from the officers restraints. Inside the bar, I see Terric, Pookie Blue, and Martin rolling themselves around in a jelly pit getting frisky. "Elmo...jelly pit...All this seems about right. Why was I called?!" I yell.
Everyone observing the stage shushes me, and points o Zoerink who is speaking. "Oh.." I reply meekly. I take a stool and watch him speak.
"See you All... I will back!!!. And of course, the hill will be mine again Cheesy
Kisses to all!!! "
I try to hold back tears.
"Why must the good ones go!?" I scream, pounding the counter. Old Joe pats my back and hands me a hanky for me to wipe away my manly tears. "Um...he'll come back like he said.." says Joe, trying to provide some solace. Feeling a little better, I stand up holding a mug of beer (on Covems tab) and make a toast.
"A toast to the Spanish man Zoerink! Take care and return soon. We'll meet again."
Ginuwine
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Re: The Achat Bar & Grill . ( AB&G )
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#1711 :
January 16, 2014, 01:47:16 AM »
Walks in to AB&G and breathes in deeply, looking around... hot scene at jelly pit and alot of beautiful people..
Strolls over the bar,sits on a stool and orders a Martini
The Night is just beginning
mrsexlover
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Re: The Achat Bar & Grill . ( AB&G )
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#1712 :
January 16, 2014, 10:36:15 AM »
Meanwhile in the pit
mrsexlover, loving all girls, any shape,size or color
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bluedenim
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Re: The Achat Bar & Grill . ( AB&G )
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#1713 :
January 16, 2014, 10:44:33 AM »
Gosh Martin, you're even younger than I imagined.....
I love to be dominated, my mission is to serve .
mrsexlover
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Re: The Achat Bar & Grill . ( AB&G )
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#1714 :
January 16, 2014, 02:24:16 PM »
@Blue
, all you girls keeping me busy keeps me young
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Re: The Achat Bar & Grill . ( AB&G )
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#1715 :
January 18, 2014, 08:45:55 PM »
We're all bit sad that zoerink has to leave. But sad faces arent allowed in our bar so i go to stage, take the micro and say:
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
I go back to Brandy just as FoxyRoxxy and Vitesse come in. We wave, they nod and join us. I order 2 more drinks and we 4 raise our glasses. "Welcome to our bar. Now you know all places in our little village you have to know."
I look at the calendar - oh my god i think to myself, time is running... I whisper to Brandy and she nods... soon we will have our next event!
jayc
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Re: The Achat Bar & Grill . ( AB&G )
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#1716 :
January 19, 2014, 04:28:03 PM »
Fully recovered from a vile "holiday cold" i enter the bar from the back entrance. peeking from my office i see lots of new faces and things are jumping like always. Looking at my desk i see the "box"
"Damm" i totally forgot about it" i curse my self, i see Happy ambling by and give him a whistle.
"Happy my man do me a favor" he nods with a smile
"see that guy called Hukk?" Happy nods again
'Give him this"
Hukk has the box
hukk
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Later, Space Cowboy
Re: The Achat Bar & Grill . ( AB&G )
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#1717 :
January 19, 2014, 09:50:33 PM »
I'm seated by the bar, still celebrating the Denver Bronco's victory over the New England Patriots. Empty bottles of beer are littered about everywhere on the counter and floor of the bar, as I flail my arms about in a excited drunken state.
"BRADY CAN SUCK IT. PAYTON BABY! THIS ONE IS FOR ELI MANNING! For you baby bro!" I yell at ol' Joe, who quietly washes the inside of a mug, looking quite distressed.
"Maybe you've had enough Hukk....the games been over for hours now..." he reminds me. I lean over and motion with a finger at Joe.."Listen...Joe..." *hiccup*..."Eli...Manning didn't make it...because the Giants suck....so...this is as close as us Giants fans can get to having our team to the Super Bowl.." *hiccup* "I LOVE YOU PAYTON MANNING!" I suddenly scream.
"Joe holds up his hands, and steps back. "Alright, well just take it easy."
"HEY. And I'll tell you something else.....Payton and company are going all the way....U.S.A...U.S.A...U.S.A!" I chant loudly, pumping my fists into the air.
"U.S.A....this isn't the world cup Hukk." Joe says. " Bah......you're all the same. *hiccup* Australians." I reply back. "I'm not Australian." Joe responds.
"Go back to Canada!" I bark back. Joe rolls his eyes and simply walks away. Suddenly, I feel a tap on my shoulders. I instinctively spin around and strike a karate pose. "WOOA there! You can't just sneak up on me like that. *hiccup* I was about to unleash the guns...By guns I mean my muscled arms..in case you didn't know."
"Um yea I got it. Jay C told me to give this to you." Happy hands me a gift. I stare at the gift, and blink.
"Oh. *hiccup* He shouldn't have. But I don't have a gift to give him." I reply. "No..you're supposed to pass it on." "LIKE HELL I WILL. This is now mines...and..I'll tell you something else..." I stop short. I begin to tilt forward. I suddenly vomit atop the box and pass out.
FoxyRoxxy
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DESERT ROSE
Re: The Achat Bar & Grill . ( AB&G )
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#1718 :
January 20, 2014, 04:28:12 PM »
And I finely found the fames BAR .Great I need a Drink
LAUGHTER IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL
Brandybee
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Sweet As Honey With A Cheeky Sting. BUZZ !!
Re: The Achat Bar & Grill . ( AB&G )
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#1719 :
January 20, 2014, 05:48:36 PM »
I help myself to some of Jcm’s delicious food and smile at his retreating back as he takes Sexilious towards the secret passageway in the pool room. Of course my eyes lower to that nice tight ass of his and linger there.
I then pile up a couple of plates with food and return to Lover and the others.
Lydiarose gets up on stage after Covems who hands her the mic. She tells a joke too and I nearly choke on my mouthful of chicken with laughter.
Then Zoerink jumps on stage and I get a lump in my throat for another reason. He makes his speech as he has to go away for a few months. He speaks of the fun and friends he has made here and as he speaks in his soft Spanish accent, you can’t help but to reflect on his words and identify in some ways to the special & unique connections made here with like souls.
He swigs his liquor and then jumps down to say Good bye to friends. He kisses me on the cheek, “I’ll miss you Zorro,” I tell him and stroke his face fondly.
He grins at me and I hand him a Bee Key ring, “ For Luck” He nods and heads for the door.
“I’ll be back” He says waving to everyone.
“You’d better” I warn him affectionately and he leaves, with a lump in his throat too, I’m sure.
As he walks out the door, I see an old friend walk in - Ginuwine and we wave at each other. I indicate for him to help himself to food on the buffet table.
He nods and walks over to Old_Joe to get his free drink and sits at the table eyeing the goings on in The Pudding Pit. The naked shenanigans of Mrsexlover, Terric , BlueDenim and Pookie certainly are interesting to watch with all that scrumptious purple grape jelly.
Lover decides to tell a joke on stage just as I take a big swallow of Coveyprilla. Too funny & I have a spurter moment, which isn’t the best look with chicken in your mouth too. I grab a tissue for damage limitation.
Two new girls come into the bar - FoxyRoxxy and Vitesse join us after getting their free drink from Old Joe. Lover greets them as they grab a seat.
"Welcome to our bar. Now you know all places in our little village you have to know." He raises his glass to them and we all clink in turn.
I see Jayc pop his head out of the bar office and give a box to Happy, one of the dwarfs. I wonder if Stone is tucked away in their too. I hadn’t seen her for awhile.
My attention is drawn to the new guy, Hukk. He seemed to be having a great first night and was waffling on about some kind of American sport. His elbows slipped off the bar a couple of times and I wondered if Old Joe needed some help there. I pop in to the office and speak to Jayc and a couple of minutes later , Stone emerges & joins Old Joe behind the bar.
Happy passes the mysterious box to Hukk who promptly vomits and passes out.
Stone gets her flute out and begins to play a magical melody. A short time later Pachacuti – The Panda ambles into the bar and heads towards her, She scratches his ear and gives him instructions.
She carefully takes Hukks shirt off and wipes up all the vomit, getting up every gooey bit and puts it back on him.
She instructs Pachi to pick him up and shouts to me “Where do you want him?”
“ Shower him down outside, then have Pachi throw him in the pudding pit with the 3 sexy sirens and Mrsexlover” I grin at her. “ No one’s allowed to be sick in my bar”
“Cool idea,” Stone chuckles and then to Pachi, “Come on fella, lets get him to the showers”
She carries the box carefully to be washed too and wonders who Hukk will give it to next.
I return to my seat and Lover leans over to whisper in my ear, I nod and agree with what he says about a new event.
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: January 20, 2014, 08:31:21 PM Brandybee
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THERE'S A LITTLE BIT OF DEVIL IN MY ANGEL EYES
hukk
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Later, Space Cowboy
Re: The Achat Bar & Grill . ( AB&G )
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January 20, 2014, 07:57:50 PM »
From outside you can hear a loud scream. "AAAAAHH"
I suddenly burst in, shirtless and drenched in water while clutching onto the mysterious box with both arms. "Someone HELP. This ferocious bear is trying to eat me!" I yell. I still seem to be drunk, my legs rubbery and wobbling from side to side. Stone comes up frantically, trying to settle me down.
"Hukk, that's just my Panda. Pachacuti. He's was just trying to clean you." she says softly. "Pistachio what? Why did you unleash a crazed bear on me?!" I bark. The panda trouts inside, holding up his lovable paws in a cuddly friendly fashion. Unfortunately me being still hammered, I see in my hallucinated state a wild bear snarling and waving his grizzly paws. "Sweet mother Joseph.....KEEP AWAY." I whip and spin around to see everyone in the room transformed into tiny gremlins. "All of you....keep away! It's a conspiracy...everyone here is after this box! But it's mines.."
"You want some of this Pinocchio?!" I scream, as I suddenly tackle the panda into the jelly pit, while throwing the box at Foxy's feet..
FoxyRoxxy now has the box.
mrsexlover
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Re: The Achat Bar & Grill . ( AB&G )
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#1721 :
January 20, 2014, 11:08:44 PM »
Lot's of things are going on at the bar. From the pit i see Hukk getting the box, but he starts to throw up and passes out. Short while later is Miss Stone and Pachacuti dragging him by his feet outside.
Not much later Hukk is awake again and soaked, guess they gave him the water threatment
. As Pachi is pushing him towards us in the pit somehow Hukk makes the poor panda tumble into our pit.
Me and the girls stop with out fun and i say to the girls "
Help poor Pachacuti, will you, clean him up
". As the girls are trying to get Pachi up, his pows are trying to grab them everywhere but the girls manage to get him out and to the shower, and i climb out the pit towards Hukk, he passes the box to this new girl i did not see before, i guess i was to busy in the pit
I grab Hukk, he is soaking wet and smells like a ton of alcohol. "
Where do you want this piece of an ass, Miss Brandy
"
"
Whe where throwing him into the pit with you and the girls but that's to good for him now
" she replies "
I guess we have to call the NSPD again to take him to the drunk cell so he can sleep it of there
"
And as Hukk is taken away into the police cruiser, that's the second one this party, i make my way to the podium.
I forgot i'm still naked and covered with jelly, but i can't resist to make a few jokes before i get back to the pit. I start just like covems used to do.
is this thing on ?
a boy to a girl : "Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, its too long."
then the girl to the boy : "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it."
Whats a condom and a coffin got in common?
They both hold stiffs but one is cumin and one is going!
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...."
The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"
How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
Call her and tell her.
ooh i see the girls are back, so thank you and see you later.
i get off stage and tackle the girls back into the pit with me.
mrsexlover, loving all girls, any shape,size or color
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FoxyRoxxy
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DESERT ROSE
Re: The Achat Bar & Grill . ( AB&G )
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#1722 :
January 21, 2014, 12:49:54 AM »
Greeting s every one at the Bar wow what a great welcome a gift box for me what a good way to start the night and I do love gifts thank you very much Hukk I pick it up and walk to the bar as im singin the theme song from cheers Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got.
Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot.
Wouldn't you like to get away?
Sometimes you want to go
Where everybody knows your name,
and they're always glad you came.
You wanna be where you can see,
our troubles are all the same
You wanna be where everybody knows
Your name.
You wanna go where people know,
people are all the same,
You wanna go where everybody knows
your name.
I am going to like it here
LAUGHTER IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL
bluedenim
Hero Member
: 3007
Re: The Achat Bar & Grill . ( AB&G )
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#1723 :
January 21, 2014, 01:12:03 AM »
Pookie & me are licking each other clean and I'm not talking about Jell-O, I feel so horny again, I turn around and smother her face with my cum-smeared mouth, are both smiling ecstatically but Pookie whispers.. "Hey, lets give Terri some too." I look over my shoulder at Terri & Martin, she looks to be close..., her eyes are closed and Martin is pistoning like a nodding donkey. Me & Pookie climb across, she starts licking Terri's nipples and I'm just about to sit on Martin's face and grab Terri's arms when there's an explosion of black & white and Patchi is flailing about in the pit with us.
"Help poor Parachuti will you, clean him up!" shouts Martin and he climbs out of the pit to pick up what looks like a very drunk & disheveled Hukk.
Pookie, Terri & me guide poor Parachuti out of the pit and take him to the shower where we all clean off whilst washing him... he's like a big dog and he loves it when we towel him dry.
When he looks & feels clean & dry, we guide him back to the office and hand him over to Stone and he gives her a really cute bear-hug and we all Aaaaaahhhhhhh...
Still completely naked, the three of us go back into the bar and we stand and listen to Martin's awful jokes "Bring back Covems!" I groan to Terri.
Martin looks at me, "I heard that!" he shouts and jumps off the stage, runs towards us, his cock flapping as he runs, flicking purple Jell-O everywhere and he scoops all 3 of us and pushes us back to the pudding pit where we splat right to the bottom again.
I love to be dominated, my mission is to serve .
Tom_Hardy
Guest
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#1724 :
January 28, 2014, 05:25:11 PM »
There's many people here and I don't feel too comfortable with lot's of new faces. Hi, I say a bit shyly. Hi. Walking towards the bar, passing a few more or less naked people in what looks like a snake pit. Hmmm, what is this place? (I feel a bit out of place in my suit.) Getting closer to the drink that I was promised would be awaiting me I actually recognise a few faces. Oooo, even my ex is here. This makes me even a bit more nervous. Hi Foxy, Hi Brandybee, Hi everybody. The bartender, Joe I'm told, seems to recognise my need, and comes to my recue.
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