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Seeing my chance, I make my way to the microphone... I tap it a coupld of times...  "Is this thing on?"


Why did the loose cowgirl get fired?
She couldn't keep her calves together.


Why did cavemen drag women by the hair on their head?
If you drag them by their feet, they fill up with mud.


A woman arrived at a party and while scanning the guests, spotted an attractive man standing alone.
She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello.  My name is Carmen."
"That's a beautiful name, he replied.  "Is it a family name?"
"No," she answered.  As a matter of fact, I gave it to myself.  It represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men.  Therefore, I chose 'Carmen'."
"What's your name?" she queried.
He answered, "B.J. Titsengolf."


Thank you... I'll be here all week.

I enter the AB&G having just arrived from my Cabin at Crystal Lake, and parked my car. There is a vague sound of a Raven cawing in the distance before the noise of the bar, drowns it away.
I hold the necklace sapphire around my neck, gently thumbing the tear drop shape and join JD and Old_Joe at the bar.

Tango was up on stage. The song was catchy.

“ All  bound for Achat land “ …  I began singing to Tangoracer’s song and dancing around JD who was vaguely amused by my swaying body and attempts to get him to swing his pants.

We all cheer as the song nears its end and shouting “More” “more” and “Encore” but Tango smiled, waved to us away and joined his beloved HB.

Lover and Roxxy smooch away as some tunes kick in from the Jukebox.

Peeka heads off to Tango’s Spa room and I notice HB watching her with Tango.

Hukk interrupts me on his way out and I throw him a bottle of water for his journey home. Its hot outside and he may suffer of dehydration with all the booze he’d been drinking.

Old_Joe kindly places a cup of tea in front of me in the bar and I smile at him gratefully.  I pick it up looking around, thinking that Easter will soon be here and we should perhaps have an Egg and Hat Fest.

Maekimmi  enters the bar and Old_Joe moves along the bar to serve her. “Welcome to The AB&G”  I greet her and see Bluedenim and Momma_Andrea pass us, walking towards the Pool Room and secret passage to the dungeon.

I stop Blu and whisper to her,  “JCM had an important call to leave suddenly. I think Sexilicious may need your help in the Guest Dungeon, when you get chance,”  She grins at me as I pass her the key.
“Sure,” she replies, “When I get chance” and looks longingly at Momma Andrea walking ahead.
That makes me chuckle and we high five each other before she scurries after her.

I turn to Maekimmi again as she asks questions about the Spa and Massage room.  I explain that Tango runs that and recommend his excellent massages.

Covems suddenly walks in and a big smile beams wide on my face. I watch him as  he heads to the stage and cracks a few jokes.
JD and I shake with laughter.  “God I missed him,”   I manage to speak between gasps of breath. JD nods in agreement.
When he finishes and replaces the mic I shout to him over the noise,

“Hey Cove,  I need to speak to you,”   I try to get his attention,  “There’s the little matter of the Bar Tab…” 

After Finishing my song I leave the stage and spend time with my sweet love HB and watch as Covems takes to the mic at tell his Bad Jokes again. But there so bad they still make the Bar laugh and clap I give HB a kiss and make my way back to the stage ant step up to the mic again.

"Ladies and Gentlemen my next song is one I have song before but i have brought it up to date I hope you all like the new version of"  I purse for a few seconds as everyone tuns to look round at me.

Having recovered back at my place from the reckless St. Patrick Day drink fest, I return back to the bar fresh and sober, ready to watch the NCAA(M) basketball Tournament between Kentucky Wildcats and Uconn Huskies. I take a seat and make my way over to the large wall mounted TV placed over toward the end of the bar counter to watch the game. I see Pachacuti already seated, watching what seems to be the Nature channel, featuring wild Panda's loafing around eating bamboo sticks. The volume is up loud, and all you can hear (besides Tango's swinging song about the lovely Achat ladies) is Morgan Freeman, narrating the scene.

"Panda's. Natures gentle fuzzy giants. For the next 3 hours..I, Morgan Freeman, will narrate Panda's eating bamboo leaves...while you, the viewer are slowly lulled to sleep by my slow, drawn out voice. This is 'March of the Panda's'.

I look over to Pachacuti who seems to be really drawn into the show. I motion over to Joe to come over. Joe arrives, and rests his hands on the bar counter. "Yea Hukk, what can I do ya' far?" he asks in a gruff tune.

"Um, is there another T.V around here?" I ask. Joe shakes his head and points back at the TV behind him.

"Nope, that's the only one."

I look down at my phone, realizing the game has just started. "Well, is it possible to change it? The NCAA Championship is on." 

"Gotta ask Pachacuti, Hukk. He's been clamoring to watch this show for weeks now. Good luck." Joe replies back.

Rolling my eyes, I couldn't believe my rotten luck. Of all the days for this stupid nature marathon to show..I return my attention to the TV monitor to see the 'action' unfold.

"Here is 'Kaila' eating bamboo leaves. My, oh my, what a magnificent display of beauty and tranquility."


I drag my hand across my face, unable to watch anymore of this. Suddenly, I noticie the remote control by Pacha's paw...slowly I sneak my hand towards it.

"Hey, Pacha buddy...good show. You know what would be better, though? Basketball!" I say, with a big smile.

Pachacuti seems to pay no mind....his focus completely given to Morgan Freeman's voice and panda's.

Finally, my hands rest on the remote and I begin to slide it over to me. Instantly Pachacuti turns his head toward me, and snarls loudly.

"ROOOAR, GROWL!"

I nearly fall off my stool, taken aback by Pacha's sudden show of aggression.

"ARRRRGH! Stooooooone!" I yell out.

Stone arrives, still gloating in her triumphant wrestling victory over Brandy, hours ago. "What's up?"

I point at the screen angrily "I want to watch the damn basketball game, but Pacha' is here watching this stupid animal documentary."

"Sorry Hukk..but he had first dibs for the T.V. Besides, he's been aching to see this show for the longest." Stone replies.

"Can't you just ask him to play outside or something?" I retort.

Stone sighs, placing her hands on her hips, staring back at me with admonishing eyes. "He's NOT some little puppy, Hukk. He's like everyone else. You gotta deal with it."

"Of all the gin joints..." I say under my breath. I slump down, resting my head on both hands..in utter disbelief at my misfortune.

For a moment I look up, staring at the screen."Oh! Looks like Kaila is about to get up! Wait..no. She was just trying to retrieve more bamboo leaves to eat. What a jolly, trickster she is!"









 

"Hey man, where have you been?" I shout and slap freddie on his shoulder. He almost spits his drink...I laugh "Good to see you again! How are you?"

When my days are close to finish here on land of magic, i come as always to the achat bar. Is early in the morning, and i want to take some beers with people from forum village. Ists time to go, and will go for much longer time, cause the work is what have, the good weather is come in, and means i will be outside, nice and hard as time.

The best thing of work in a place without shopings, bars, restaurants is that you can save lot of money, so....


I PAY THE NEXT TO EVERYONE!!!

After more then 45 minutes of pleasuring myself in the shower, I eventually turn it off and take my time to get dry.
A bit out of my mind, not realizing what I just did, but enjoying the feeling we have after good sex.

Then I dry my clothes under the electric hand dryers and put them on again.

They look awful and I feel so calm and relaxed, I decide it's time to head home again.

Coming back in the bar, the partying crowd looks to me like a bunch of crazy people and the noise overwhelms me. It is too much.
But I cross the crowd and walk to Brandy and Stone who are dancing.

Whispering in Brandy's ear: "thank you so much honey! You can't imagine how much I appreciated your fight. You lost it, but you won a fan." And with a big smile I kiss her quickly on the cheek.

Then i go to Stone and whisper again: "Congratulations again! You both made me loose my mind somehow. Never saw such a sexy fight in my life. Thank you!" And I kiss her quickly too, gratefully.

But now i really have to go cool down a bit. I'll be back tomorrow.

I wave all the dancing friends good bye and on my way out, I firmly pinch hukk's butt and throw him a look meaning "See I got my clothes clean again, but you deserved this pinch" And walk away shaking my butt as sexy as I can in a proud and teasing manner.

Dancing to the music playing in the back and  so close to my Love  I can hear his heart beat  kissing his sweet lips .
How I enjoy every moment with you  baby you make me so  Happy    I see your friend freddie  came in  he looks
sad honey   would you like to go cheer him up  we walk over to  the Bar and   join freddie 

Just come... to say everyone,

SEE YOU SOON!!!

Kisses and thanks to all.


Lets have a drink for me!!!

Cheers Zoerink 
Wishing you a good time and luck with your work projects!
Have fun and take care, Vecino. 

Lover and Roxxy smile at me while i tell them my heart troubles " same old story my friend" he says...and we all start laughing.
it's very nice to see how Roxy looks Lover, im happy for them
" so Roxxy do you mind if i take your man with me on stage now?"
i see her eyes opening wide "no Freddie ...of course not...what you have in mind?"
"you will see....and listen lol"
i grin to my friend, he knows what i have in mind
we go on stage and take 2 stools , take seat and adjust microphones
in my hands i have a nice martin acoustic guitar . we'r gonna make a great Slash's song in acoustic
i look at Lover and he nods to me , then i start talkin
" hello B&G
it's really nice to back on this stage
i wanna tell you something: i'm sure that all of you have been through good and bad times
ther is time when all seem to love you
and others when no one see you
times that you live so fast
and others that all you wanna do is sleep
times when an angel is by your side
and others when a devil hold you
this song is for that devil
enjoy it
 
Slash  "Not for Me " Max Session
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzfk6068ngw

i start playing my chords slowly , those sweet notes fill the silence and then Lover start singing





Dirty sunrise creeping in
 Broken bottles
 Guilt within
 The room is black
 The blinds are drawn
 
I don't remember anything
 What I've done, where I've been
 Another night has come and gone
 
This is not for me, no
 This is not for me, no
 This life is not for me, no
 This is not for me, no
 Anymore

the song here grows powerful and the voice of Lover becomes higher
the guys of the band join us with bass and drum
 
The Devil smiles and laughs at me
 Says you'll be back, just wait and see
 You know I've heard this all before
 
And I say
 You can keep your high life in the hills
 Your cocaine lies and whiskey thrills
 I don't need you anymore
 
This is not for me, no
 This is not for me, no
 This life is not for me, no
 This is not for me, no
 Oh, oh
 
The only thing that makes me whole again
 Is to stand right here before you with a song
 Oh, oh
 I'll keep running till the very end
 For the life I've lived is not the life I want
 
Dirty sunrise creeping in
 Broken bottles, guilt within
 In a place I don't belong
 
This is not for me, no
 This is not for me, no
 This life is not for me, no
 This life is not for me, no
 Anymore
 Yeah
 
You can keep your life
 I don't want it anymore, yeah
 I'm gonna leave it all behind, yeah
 I'm gonna leave it all behind, yeah
 I don't want no more, don't want no more
 Yeah, yeah, yeah


cheers and claps as the song fades away
high five to Lover " you been great friend...what a voice ! "
"thank you all guys"

Freddie and me high five and we nod to our guys.
"Ok friends, we have one more song and im sure none of you will keep sitting. Get up, move your tits and asses and lets rock this bar LIKE A HURRICANE!" The last words im more screaming. We dont wait for an answer, with my last word freddies guitar starts to scream and i throw my stool into the corner...










Lights turn offand for a moment its quiet. I look to the guys, we all laugh and when my eyes meet freddie, i can see he is smiling too. We rocked the bar! I go to him, we high five again "Lets have a few beer, we deserve it!" He says. We go back to Halie, who is hugging and kissing me

"LOVER LOVER LOVER LOVER LOVER"
the bar all seems wanting more
i m still on stage packing my guitar while Lover went quickly to hug Roxxy
"ONE MORE ONE MORE ONE MORE"
I go back to the mic" hey ......do you want more?"
" yeeeeee" the crowd answer
"i cant hear you!" raising my hands
"yessssssssssssss" this time was louder
"i cant f@kin hear you!!!"
"DO YOU WANT MORE???"
"YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
" Oh right....now i've heard you "
i look to Lover, he is holding thight her Roxxy and smiling to me
"com'n man....come back here " i say to him grinning
all the guys and girls in the bar are clapping hands and screaming while Lover comes back on stage
he comes to me and put his arm on my shoulder whispering somethin to me
i nod at him at start laughing while i pick my guitar
then i say to the band the song to play
Lover goes to the mic and start singing
do do do do do do do do do do do
the bar explodes cos all have understand the song we r gonna play
Kiss " I Was Made For Loving You"

and we start the riff



Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do

 Tonight I want to give it all to you
In the darkness
There's so much I want to do
And tonight I want to lay it at your feet
Cause girl, I was made for you
And girl, you were made for me
 
everybody is singing now

I was made for lovin' you baby
You were made for lovin' me
And I can't get enough of you baby
Can you get enough of me
 
Tonight I want to see it in your eyes
Feel the magic
 There's something that drives me wild
And tonight we're gonna make it all come true
Cause girl, you were made for me
And girl I was made for you
 
I was made for lovin' you baby
You were made for lovin' me
And I can't get enough of you baby
Can you get enough of me


 
all are goin crazy , singing,dancing,jumping
I was made for lovin' you baby
You were made for lovin' me
And I can give it all to you baby
Can you give it all to me
 
Oh, can't get enough, oh, oh
I can't get enough, oh, oh
I can't get enough
Yeah, ha
 
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do
 
I was made for lovin' you baby
You were made for lovin' me
And I can't get enough of you baby
Can you get enough of me
 
Oh, I was made, you were made
I can't get enough
No, I can't get enough
 
I was made for lovin' you baby
You were made for lovin' me
And I can't get enough of you baby
Can you get enough of me
 
I was made for lovin' you baby
You were made for lovin' me

we stop playing and Lover sings one more time with all the bar
"i was made for loving you baby
you were made for loving me......"
"oh yeahhhhh"
screamings and whistles all over now
"THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU" Lover screams
we look each other and nod
"we did again my friend" i wink at him
"thank you all Bar&Grill" ...."we need a drink now..let's the party keeps goin"
i put my arm around Lover shoulder while we leave the stage
"i may have a surprise soon .... dont ask more now " i laugh
just in time.... Roxxy comes running and jump on Lover putting her arms around his neck and kissing him
"you've been awesum my love" she says
"what about me?" i ask her grinning