If you haven't seen the dwarfs lately, I found them. They were in some sort of parade. I didn't get to talk with them, but I did get to talk to Snow White and Dopey. Dopey didn't say much... he never does... but Snow White was quite talkative.
I sidled up next to Snow White as we were walking and I said to her. "Your dwarfs have another job in another far off land."
"Really?" Snow White replied.
"Yes." I said, "but they're well taken care of and they pretty much can do what they want."
"Oh," Snow White said, "well, that's good."
After a bit more conversation, with some kids butting in, I asked Snow White. "Do you know that those dwarfs can be pretty naughty at times."
A knowing smile came to her lips and Snow White said. "Oh, I know." And she gave me a wink, and said. "I bet you get naughty, too. Don't you."
I chuckled a little, then I asked Snow White if she would marry me.
My daughter piped in with a "DAD!"
So I said. "Well, wouldn't you like to have Snow White living in our home? We already know she's nice and she will make sure we all wash our hands before dinner."
Snow White laughed and said, "That is for certain."
Then Snow White was called away for some more photo ops with other people.
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