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« : May 29, 2013, 03:55:01 PM »

A day or so ago I was talking about some  story lines and rewriting fairy tales ...

Well I got to thinking on my way home from work .. What was about The Three Bears, child cruelty ?

Mum's porridge was cold .... So a walk in woods ... why? .. It's not going to warm while she's out

dad's porridge was too hot .... well blow on it you prick

baby bears porridge was just right .. Why don't you let your son eat his porridge while it's just right you cruel bastards
« : May 29, 2013, 04:14:06 PM Richard_Wolf »

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« #1 : May 29, 2013, 04:03:06 PM »

lol maybe a walk in the woods cause bears don't eat porridge ;D plus it wasn't like that when they left so maybe they all were too hot when they first sat down

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« #2 : May 29, 2013, 04:06:00 PM »


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« #3 : May 29, 2013, 04:13:36 PM »

This year on my Christmas tree I'm having :-




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« #4 : May 29, 2013, 04:49:23 PM »

lol those snowmen better not get too hot or they will melt ;)

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« #5 : May 29, 2013, 04:59:30 PM »

Laughs ..... Then they would be just the leather and carrots dangling of the branches and a puddle on the floor

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« #6 : May 29, 2013, 05:08:24 PM »

hehe :)

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« #7 : May 29, 2013, 05:35:10 PM »

chuckles ... blind folds you and spins you around before going to get a coffee .....

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« #8 : May 29, 2013, 06:03:52 PM »

LOL blindfolds make me comfy ;) *accidentally spills your coffee when you return* oops clumsy me bit tipsy and can't see ;D

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« #9 : May 29, 2013, 06:41:15 PM »

A day or so ago I was talking about some  story lines and rewriting fairy tales ...

Well I got to thinking on my way home from work .. What was about The Three Bears, child cruelty ?

Mum's porridge was cold .... So a walk in woods ... why? .. It's not going to warm while she's out

dad's porridge was too hot .... well blow on it you prick

baby bears porridge was just right .. Why don't you let your son eat his porridge while it's just right you cruel bastards

Worst than that though  Goldilocks was a burglar, broke in, helped herself to food and broke a chair , causing damage .  She should be locked up, the little delinquent !!!   :o

And Jack and the Beanstalk,  well ...  Jack was just a murderous thief.  !!!   :o



« : May 29, 2013, 06:43:15 PM Brandybee »


                         :)   :D   :P    THERE'S  A  LITTLE  BIT  OF  DEVIL  IN  MY  ANGEL  EYES       :)    :D    :P
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« #10 : May 29, 2013, 08:09:20 PM »

At least he eats Grandma.  Old ladies need ORAL too.


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« #11 : May 29, 2013, 11:19:47 PM »

lets not forget Grimms fairy tales, my dad used to read those to us when we were kids  :o
not for the faint at heart and not good bedtime stories..........just read Rumplestiltskin or my favorite childhood horror story The wolf and seven little kids.

http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~spok/grimmtmp/     a link to all the Grimm brothers stories   enjoy
« : May 29, 2013, 11:28:06 PM jayc »
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« #12 : May 30, 2013, 01:20:30 AM »

A day or so ago I was talking about some  story lines and rewriting fairy tales ...

Well I got to thinking on my way home from work .. What was about The Three Bears, child cruelty ?

Mum's porridge was cold .... So a walk in woods ... why? .. It's not going to warm while she's out

dad's porridge was too hot .... well blow on it you prick

baby bears porridge was just right .. Why don't you let your son eat his porridge while it's just right you cruel bastards

Wolf, you are talking about "Twisted Fairy Tale", something many artists around DeviantArt had realized and post as their works....well, of course many there are pics and some are really well done, trust me!

some example here:  http://jeftoon01.deviantart.com/gallery/11344500
« : May 30, 2013, 01:31:45 AM hentaiboy69 »

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« #13 : May 30, 2013, 04:14:32 AM »



See what I started ......

Hi HB ... I love Deviant Art  there a lot of very talented artists on that site. Some those artists put my efforts to shame !!!

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« #14 : May 30, 2013, 04:31:47 AM »

yes......love some of the work i see there, specially Sunstone comic.......LOVE IT! a wonderfull BDSM comics of a great artist who had work on Witchblade comic and now he have a new one....Ravine!

Here a page on forum for the Sunstone comic: http://www.funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,2508.0.html

aaaaaand here some of the artist concept:

« : June 10, 2013, 02:41:08 AM hentaiboy69 »

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