A day or so ago I was talking about some story lines and rewriting fairy tales ...Well I got to thinking on my way home from work .. What was about The Three Bears, child cruelty ?Mum's porridge was cold .... So a walk in woods ... why? .. It's not going to warm while she's out dad's porridge was too hot .... well blow on it you prick baby bears porridge was just right .. Why don't you let your son eat his porridge while it's just right you cruel bastards