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Some of you might remember we once had a topic with different names in different languages for pussy and cock... In this topic, which Dustin has started,  we talked about dirty talk, names for breast, pussy, cock...

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This topic is a continuation.
We already have some words but of course you can add your ideas too.



Let's start with.....

Lavatory, Lav,  Loo,  " The wee room"  ,   and slang which you only use with your friends ...    bog,     shitter 

TOILET

The ladies at work.
Pee Pee Parlor
 

My English teacher in high school used to call it REST ROOM

German words:
Toilette, WC, Klo, Pott, Topf, (to pee: Stange Wasser in die Ecke stellen put a stab of water to the corner), 00, stille Örtchen (silent place)

naval term "the head"  those paper seat covers....."ass gasket"

if you like to know in portuguese, just tell whats words you like me to translate, and i will   

Pat, just give us all names you use for "toilet" in portuguese.

in france we have this apellation too : la ou personne ne peut aller a votre place / the room where nobody can go in place of you ( hmm not sure for the complete translation  )

Aussi:
Là ou le roi va seul
Les chiottes (usual in Fance)
Les cagouinces
WC

 

Pat, just give us all names you use for "toilet" in portuguese.

toilet = banheiro , or , casa de banho .

the shitter, My father has a whole phrase when he goes "Got to go see a man about a horse" and he's off to the toilet.

heard a Aussie say once before going to pee............."need to go shake hands with the unemployed "