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My favourite maybe isn't a saying as such still it is telling
Window - from Scandinavian languages Vind (Wind) Öga (Eye)

Another favourite:
Eavsdrop - from Scandinavian languages Öfsadröpp, meaning the raindropps falling off from the part of the roof that is sticking out from the wall. Stand below that roof and you may hear what happens inside.

Growing up we took colorful sayings from all over and added them to our vocabulary, here is  a few we still say

"dry as a nun's Nasty"   real thirsty

"a tube of Neck oil"    a can  of beer

"shake hands with the unemployed"    take a piss

"the furry vee"    when a persons eyebrows angle in when the don't understand you 

Flaming Galah - Irritating fool or something towards that (in Oz)

LOL   we  don't tend to use  chook  as  chicken  but we do say   Chucky egg  ...

Talking about chicken, eggs, and colorful sayings as Jay put it reminds me of this dialogue:

Two chicken were having a talk around a barn corner and bragging about their eggs. The first said my eggs are sold at 45 cents a piece, the other laughed and said mine are bigger and are priced at 50 cents. The First sneered and barked that she wont be tearing her ass off for 5 cents.

Usually tearing the ass off means doing something very difficult.

lol..Jondas I know this joke too.

Usually tearing the ass off means doing something very difficult.

Same here

Think my pig whistles = Its unbelieveable

Talking about chicken, eggs, and colorful sayings as Jay put it reminds me of this dialogue:

Two chicken were having a talk around a barn corner and bragging about their eggs. The first said my eggs are sold at 45 cents a piece, the other laughed and said mine are bigger and are priced at 50 cents. The First sneered and barked that she wont be tearing her ass off for 5 cents.

Usually tearing the ass off means doing something very difficult.