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LoL OMG that is too funny... 

Hmmm ... last night was too hot here in france and i was unable to sleep . Sooo i did what i do when i cant sleep .... Think 

Think about what ? Easy , think about the english OMG and the french OMD . Here is what i find :

OMG mean "Oh my god" in english , but if we write OMG in french , it mean "Oh mon gode"

OMD mean "Oh mon dieu" in french , but if we write OMD in english , it mean "Oh my dildo"

here is the funny thing , " Oh my god " mean " Oh mon dieu " in french and " Oh mon gode " mean " Oh my dildo " in english 

Conclusion , english god is a dildo for a french , and french god is a dildo for an english 

So be carefull when you use " OMG " it could be interpreted wrong

lol, Rukya......that's funny and for someone it can be true, who know!? anyway, great post!


p.s.: are you sure this is not the real reason why you wasn't able to sleep!?

Karin celebrates her birthday. Two days later, her older twin brother celebrates his birthday. How is it possible?

They are born within minutes but one before midnight the other after and then  one is in Australia and the other in Europe ..  I think  lmao..

or   Her older twin brother is twinned with an older sister ...    My head hurts   

  perfect blue   (thumbs up!!!!!)

Sorry to say, but how it could be!? the riddler said "two days later" and if it's how Blue answer, it will be "one day later"! Lover, i think you made some mistake!

Sorry to say it HB, but blue is right, the riddle is correct and you are wrong. He was born March, 1st - she was born February, 28th. Think about leap year and you know everything is correct!

lol.....ooook, let's say i'll accept it, this time!   

James you got it....     

notice a boat full of ppl went under not a SINGLE person came out on the other side... haha cause they were all married !!

sorry to say, but....can someone explain me this one!?

ok.....call me dumb, but for me it's an idioty words game without any meaning.......not if translated literally in italian

You are on your way to your Grandma's birthday. You want to bring her cake, but on the way there are 7 bridges. Below each bridge is living a troll. This troll wants half of your cakes but also is giving you back one cake.
How many cakes do you need?

2

Each troll takes 1 (1/2 of what you have) and then returns it. The idiot trolls get nothing, lucky Grandma actually gets two, or you can give her the one that she wanted and eat the other yourself.

Actually, on reflection, you can beat the trolls at their own game and possibly become rich by only having 1. The first troll takes 1/2 a cake and gives you 1 back (1.5), the second takes 0.75 (1.75), the third 0.875 (1.875), the fourth 0.9375 (1.9375), the fifth 0.96875 (1.96875), the sixth 0.984375 (1.984375) and the last one takes 0.9921875 of a cake and gives you one back so the idiot trolls end up giving you almost a whole one and grandma can eat the one that the last troll gave you, which will be so disgusting that it will probably kill her and you inherit all her money.

LOL..concerto, only you can bring up this idea. You can beat them if you start with less, lets say 1/2 or 1/4 cake...

But 2 is the correct answer