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« #75 : November 27, 2015, 09:14:59 AM »
I am in the mood for some funny Jokes


I heard about this kindergarten teacher.

She wanted to teach her students about self esteem.
She said to her class
“Everyone who thinks you are dumb, please stand up.”

She didn’t think anybody would stand
and she’d make the point how no one was dumb.

But about that time little Jonny stood up.
She didn’t quite know what to do.

She said
“Now Jonny do you really think that you’re dumb?”

He said “No Maam,
I just hate to see you standing there
All by yourself.”



hahahah  :D




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« #76 : November 27, 2015, 10:02:43 PM »
How did we survive?

  • It really makes you think – especially since many children today are wrapped in cotton wool
     and we were free to run around and have fun!
  • Our sandwiches contained leftover roast chicken; we didn’t have fridges in classrooms
    or ice bricks in our lunch boxes, but we didn’t get food poisoning.
  • We rode bikes without helmets or adult supervision or bike paths
    but we mostly just ended up with scarred knees.
  • Our mothers wiped our faces with spit on a hanky not an antibacterial wipe.
  • Tuckshop was sausage rolls and cream donuts but kids were wiry and fast.
  • Our parents rarely knew our teachers’ names, let alone their NAPLAN prep strategy.
  • When our teachers would whack us, we wouldn’t tell our parents for fear
    of getting punished again, so we avoided trouble in the first place.
  • What was said on the playground stayed on the playground.
  • We went on camps and excursions without 18 forms to be signed and witnessed.
  • As toddlers, we rode in supermarket trolleys without padded trolley liner thingys.
  • Angry teachers were treated with caution. We just prayed for a nice one next year.
  • Weekends were about our parents’ social lives. As kids,
    we played Murder in the Dark while parents talked with their friends and forgot we existed.
  • Generally, we went to the closest school, not the best one.
  • We got ourselves to Saturday sport and told tall tales about how the win was won.
  • Helping with the washing up was as important as homework.
  • When a kid was injured, people felt sorry for her parents.
    They didn’t ask what the hell were they thinking letting her climb that tree anyway.
  • Cubby houses were built by kids not bought from Toys R Us.
  • If you did badly in a test, you got a talking to, not a cuddle.
  • A pocket-knife was a perfectly acceptable gift for a 10-year-old.
  • If anyone got air conditioning in their bedroom, it was mum and dad.
  • Family holidays came before kids’ sporting schedules.
  • A teacher could put mercurochrome on a scraped knee without obtaining
    our parents’ permission and completing an ‘incident report’.
  • A playdate was walking to a friend’s house, ringing the doorbell and saying,
     ‘Can Cathy come and play?’
  • You could offer your friend a bite of your hot dog.
  • If the bus driver yelled at you, the bus driver didn’t get in trouble, you did.
  • If you didn’t make a team, you tried harder or tried something else.
  • Pass the parcel had one winner.
  • There was one kind of milk. It was full cream and it was delicious.
  • Meat was bought at the butcher, and was packed without a use-by date.
    Our parents used their noses to tell if the mince was off.
  • Getting one present on your Christmas wish list was good result.
  • Drives of longer than an hour happened without supplies of rice crackers and juice.
  • Going to the shops/church/the nursing home to visit Nan was boring as hell
    but could be endured without an iPad.
  • School holidays were about not being at school,
    not soccer workshops, art classes and pony camp.
  • Being tired was no excuse for being rude.
  • You had to do something great to get a ‘student of the week’ award.
    Not just show up at school!
Did these make you laugh and remember?
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« #77 : December 22, 2015, 05:34:39 AM »
To all our members,

The Forum Village..


Cabin around the lake..


Wishing you this festive season, that the gift of friendship surrounds you with cheer And the warmth of Christmas and good will be with you all year.

MERRY CHRISTMAS

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Lover, Brandybee, Hentaiboy69 and Jayc.
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« #78 : December 25, 2015, 07:58:20 AM »
Wishing you all a nice hangover a lot more good food to come!  ;D

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« #79 : December 30, 2015, 04:17:50 PM »



We're wishing you a Happy New Year, a wonderful 2016 and all the best health and sex. May you have a hot adventure every day and always smile when you got to bed. Happy cummings :)

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« #80 : December 31, 2015, 09:51:02 AM »

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« #81 : January 07, 2016, 02:41:16 PM »

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« #82 : January 23, 2016, 10:32:47 AM »
Good Morning Forum


Wishing you all have a  great weekend  do your thing and love every mint  of it
we have one life and we must live it to the fullest .



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« #83 : January 24, 2016, 08:55:38 AM »
Good  Sunday to you forum   

try to go out   its not  good to stay all day online take it from me 

I used to do it and wasted many  years  but  I am glad I am  out  in the air  more   and feeling  great 

not attached to the web...

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« #84 : January 29, 2016, 09:48:37 AM »
- Knock, knock!
- Who’s there?
- Your…
- Your who?
- Your so cute when you smile!

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« #85 : March 01, 2016, 09:30:54 AM »






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« #86 : June 19, 2016, 06:11:46 AM »
HAPPY FATHERS DAY to all you dads




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« #87 : June 19, 2016, 06:44:58 AM »

I'm here for the pleasure of my body and my... mind
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« #88 : September 05, 2016, 01:03:02 PM »
Nat

I need your help please Pm me please!  I also forgot how to do that


 :D :D :D :D

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« #89 : September 17, 2016, 09:45:05 AM »
Today I found some bugs on my Avatar  that I think its so funny  so I am going with all this off things
and I am loving it ..I will see if the meat hunters come at me trying to hit my punanny  today  ;D ;D ;D ;D


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