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you get a kiss but after she knocks you flat on the ground with her arrow and you are unconscious so you don't feel it

I wish I had the best dream ever tonight

You do, its fabulous and without giving too much away entails pudding pits, naked bodies and you being an ultimate sex god.
It's so good, you don't wake up for 3 days , miss work and therefore lose out on money for xmas. I hope you can afford a turkey.


I wish I could keep time lines in the AB&G better  lol

you do but that is all you ever do to keep it straight. no more playing games or with those special people on here.

I wish I never had to worry about anything

You dont, your Master does but he's so stressed, he cant find time to relax with you, never mind the sex bit

I wish for a cuddle off Santa

Santa gives you a long wet kiss,  too bad Santa has had sick kids on his lap all day  you come down with a epic "Christmas cold"

i wish for mild winter

You get your wish but cant enjoy it.

You have to nurse me back to health.   

I wish I has a yank passport too

You are given the Passport but on the back page it is written that it's only valid after serving 3 years in the army as potatoe peeler.

I wish we didnt need passports

Lol, you didn't read my cartoon strip.

Obviously we don't need them as driver's licence, State personal ID, etc. are all already suitable enough with photo,and personal details and then there is eye and fingerprint identification technology as well. But, the main thing is this silly thing about gender, when the airplane toilets are unisex However, the bureaucrats ignore your wish because they have invested in passport printing machines.

I wish that everyone respects my predilection for pornography and isn't offended by my prurient interests.

A wolf appears out of the wilderness and feels a kinship with your wild spirit,  he adopts you as his friend and visits often ... problem is , he brings his pack and keeps raiding your larder...  you have to live  on berries  and rabbit food

I wish for the Bear companion 

You get your wish. The only problem is that she is "hot" because she is in hell for volunteering to get it on with you and you've joined her there and, despite what you have heard, it is not the happy, joyous, place you were expecting.

I wish to be gang-banged (lol, I hope my parents don't read this).

As you wish... a quite hot and LONG gang bang session which leaves you quite ecstatic, exhausted and sore.. and bruised. It takes days for you to recover and you miss several romantic rendezvous with your partners. They are quite miffed at your absence and make holiday plans which do not include you.

Sadly it is a lonely holiday season for you

I wish for an inspirational date.