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Seeing all those horses and riders up the hill, and Foxy as there leader i think i give it a try again. So i get my moble phone out and call my friend Barack if i could lend one of his planes, when he said yes i gave him directions to the hill.

i sat myself down at the bottom of the hill and wait. Foxy is geathering her troops and looking down, to see what i'm up too, instead she had better look up.


When rain has stop, i simply walk up the hill, nothing is left of the army that was up here a few minutes ago, and claim the hill

I look up  and not even  Barack planes  can touch me  I  shield  myself  and the wold this is a  hard fight MrSexylover but like  Hammer sings    You cant touch this!







I am still  KING  of the  HILL


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Now this thread is a sight for sore eyes!

I observe the force shield that  protects both yourself and the hill.

"Hm...what to do..." I ask myself. After much thought...I finally come up with a plan. I venture to Party City and get the necessary 'equipment'.

Moments later..Foxy sees an odd figure creeping out from the shadows of the forest. "HALT. Who goes there?!" she yells.

I trot along, casually and carefree. "Oh honey! It's just me! You're Lover, Lover! Grrrrrr!"



Foxy's eyes light up, and the protective shield that prevented me from entering is for the moment deactivated. "OH HONEY!" she yells, with arms extended out.

"Yep, that's me. Lover. Not Hukk in a very obvious Panther disguise I bought from a costume store." I say nervously.

"Oh Lover, you so silly."  Foxy giggles, while cuddling my arm. "Hey, listen. Mind if you get me um...some food? I'm a bit famished!" I ask politely.

Foxy seems to have fooled by my genius disguise.."Sure honey, what would you like?"

I try my best to come up with a food Lover likely eats. "Um...oh you know. Typical Panther food. I guess a hog. Whatever you can find!"

Foxy waves goodbye and leaves the hill. I settle back, and place up my flag.

My Hill. 

               ROFL



"Oh honey! It's just me! You're Lover, Lover! Grrrrrr!"

[@ Halie ~ Master of disguise I am!   ]

@ Zoe ~ Time to reclaim the hill.

"Curse you vile woman!" I shout, fleeing within the shadowy forest that surrounds the hill. Peace slowly descends..as no one seems to challenge your claim of the hill..

"The calm before the storm" you think. I finally reveal myself, walking up to you with balled fists. "I think it's time we settle this." I say in a low, stern voice.

"Yes....lets." you answer back, with an equally determined tone. I extend out my hand. You extend out yours. "Ready?" I ask. "Yes...I was born ready."

"Rock."
"Paper."
"Scissors....SHOOT."



I throw out rock.

You throw out scissors.

You run down the hill crying...in shame.

My hill.  

I walk to hukk holding my Mikasa Volleyball Ball and challenge him:

"are you up to a quick  VB match, hukk?"



He nods and laughs thinking that it would be easy to beat me.





Without waiting any longer I hit the ball and it hits hukk's face, making him pass out.

I quickly get some handcuffs from my hidden pocket and handcuff him to the nearest tree.


I'm the Queen of the Hill.

My hill!

LOL@ hukk


Still feeding my new big friend. Rubbing its ears ...

Waving at hukk.

Queen of the Hill!

Thinking on how to get  Marilyn off the  Hill   I think that is easy,  Her weakness is 
Fashion! so My plan is  to send her a invitation to a far away  fashion show  she gets it and  her  face is filled with joy
she turns around to Pachacuti and says  you are in  charge of the hill  don't let anyone  get on the hill !.
Marilyn runs off to her show.




Now for  Pachacuti  this is a  hard one  I think  what is  a weak thing for  a male SEX SEX SEX
But knowing  sex is  low for  pandas I think this will not work so I go to plan 2 second weakness is  food.  I will send him a sexy lady panda  and  send her with  a  bamboo plant  coated with a tranquilizer to make him sleep. 




 


After she  feeds him  poor Pachacuti falls sleep  I go up on the HILL tell my girl  GOOD GIRL! and  give her a diamond choker. 




              A Girl's Best Friend

Looking at cute Pachacuti snoring I go give him a hug and  kiss his so fluffy and  sweet.   I mischievous grin and stand.  With one little foot push  there  go's  Pachacuti. Rolling down the hill
Waving to him I am saying  Roll Roll Roll




Mischievous grin  I say who is the  Queen of the  HILL 
MY Hill.  hahahaha

Climbing the hill with my cooling box full of beer and a camping chair, I jump aside as a ninja to avoid a rolling panda coming my way. Once at the top, I see Foxy claiming she's the queen and laughing as a mischevious witch. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwj0B6_1vEg

Once she's done with laughing, I ask her: "Hey Foxy, what's a queen without a king???" And add: "By the way, I saw Lover down there, he said he was looking for you."

As we all know how she's attached to him, she first doesn't believe me, but can't hold it for long and quickly runs down the hill to find her...Lover.

"Mwahah, that was easy" I think. "I bet she'll even catch up the panda"

So I open my camping chair to sit comfortably and appreciate the view while enjoying my drinks.

My hill!!

Sorry Roxy, but im arrive here with my friends, and take the hill again. Anyway, i left you alive... because i have mercy



Zoe is back, and the hill is mine again. 

I arrive at the bottom of the hill and look at the fine physique of Zorro and his men



We both look at each other and I grin and wave at him and his men.     They watch in interest as me and my army began to set up our leisure camp and in particular the boy toys..   It's time to tempt and tantalise...

My secret pleasure robots,

the tress-twins-   Temptress and Seductress



My footy fem fatale - 

 
The bikes  and quads

   

" Hold steady lads"  Zorro cries ,  " Be Strong"   



But they sweat and tremble, the temptation is too much, they break ranks to run and  join in with my bots and boy toys ... even Zorro has his needs...

And I,   smiling  walk up the hill..   "This is  MY HILL "



I AM QUEEN OF THE HILL