I love the Beauty contest and love looking at all the pretty ladies.
Each one is beautiful, each one Is wowsa.
Any of you can do a twirl on the catwalk for me anytime.
If you hear the wolf whistles, it's only me.
I might even dress up as Tootsie, with G and Dirk. They look particularly good in killer size 13 heels and unshaven legs. They don't beat me in the thigh highs sashay though.