The knights camp was quiet they were just finishing their evening meal of ale tea and fish and chips, suddenly the sound of thunder overwhelms the camp they look into the clear sky puzzled. Suddenly lightning flashes from the east of the camp and the sound of thunder appears to come from there.
An eerie voice echoes through their camp “The Chat Wizard of Aus” approaches all hail the mighty leader of the Fighting Kangaroos”, they shiver and seek shelter from this black magic
Then a iron horse appears to be racing toward them, his mighty v-twin powered steed roars to the camp and comes to a rest at the edge of their communal gathering area which is scattered with abandoned plates and eating implements strangely?
The sheepish english knight appear from their hiding places as the mighty wizard dismounts and approaches bearing gifts, of cold aussie beer and meat pies all carried by bikini clad courtesans from the gold coast surf life saving club. All of these beautiful women eye the lusty english knights wit a sparkle in cum hither eyes and move among them distributing the gifts with the squeals of bottoms being pinched and red lips being kissed.
Suddenly their mighty leader appears from her private tent, her voice while not loud but with a commanding tone says “put those harlots down now!!” You are forbidden from having sex till after the battle!!!!
The groans of the knights are only drowned by the giggles of the courtesans and the guffaws of the accompanying aussie foot soldiers who appeared while the knights were busily engaged in trying to seduce the aussie beauties led by hisgirlonly, they return to stand by their aussie sweethearts whispering laughing and pointing at the distressed english knights.
With her red hair streaming from her head brandybee storms over to stand defiant before the mighty wizard with barely a tremble and demands, “why have you come to my battle camp, did not your 3 – 1 drubbing not teach you anything trickster?”
Restraining his anger he smiles politely and bows to her and answers “i have come to pay my forfeit duly owed to you and your knights by right of combat” “i have sweetened the deal by supplying aussie ale and concubines but i see you are not men enough to enjoy these willing women” so without further ado let us proceed?
The wizard walks up the steps onto the temporary stage the single hot spot illuminates him, he looks out into the small crowd of invitees stone, tangoracer, jcm0824, all_for_you, kevin17, jingerbird and finally brandybee sitting in the shadows drinking a beer.
His muscles writhing with every movement as he proceeds to place his magic music box on the edge of the stage he returns to the spot light, with a clap of his hands the spot dies and the music swells loudly to the strains of “simple minds - don’t you forget about me” (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jlhz0wf0ig&index=13&list=rdpdvhdm1cqqg echoing across the deserted battlefield
On the fourth beat the spot fires illuminating the great warrior standing proudly on the stage of his enemies of the moment, i look again for the red headed warrior queen and lock my gaze on her eyes as i think of the things i do to support my team
In time with the music i gyrate my hips suggestively and the heat from the spot makes me sweat as i slowly unclasp the chains holding my leather vest closed, i turn my back on the audience looking over my shoulder at brandy as i slide the vest off my broad shoulders, throwing it casually in brandy's direction as my body sways to the beat of the music
My mouth is dry and i wish i had one of those cold beers as i move in time to the music wriggling my arse in the direction of the girls, standing erect i grab the front of the millers shirt and the sound of the snaps fills the lull in the music
Turning in a slow circle i remove the shirt slowly taking time to display my ink and heavily muscled torso created with years of battle practice in preparation for the holy world cup battle, dropping the shirt i flex the muscles of my chest making my pecs jump in time to the music. Then contracting my abs sinuously making my stomach create a moving wave up and down as the cheers roar out while the male knights look away feeling my pain and embarrassment while drinking the cold beer.
I unbuckle my belt and slowly slide it from its restraining loops, waving it around my head like a lasso and finally doubling it i again turn my back to the crowd and slap it hard on my arse about 10 times
My jean have started to slide down with my movements so i rapidly face the crowd and undo the brass buttons all the way down and allowing the material to fall away
Exposing my heavy growth of pubic hair, as i kick my boots into the crowd i drop them and step out of them
Standing in just a small posing pouch i continue to dance in a fair representation of a man in the throws of a sexual encounter smiling i dance my way down from the stage into the crowd heading towards the girls, as i get close their hands get a little grabby from an excess of ale consumption and i playfully slap them away
I give them all a close up of my hard body and swelling pouch as i avoid there grasping hands moving slowly along giving them all ample opportunity for a grab and good perv coming to brandy i move closer and only pretend to avoid her reaching hands.
I lean down and giver a breathtaking kiss and gasp as her hand squeezes my swollen package, pretending shock i jump back turn and return to the stage
I continue my wild gyrations s the music comes to a close and the spot dims, i head for backstage as the spot dies leaving the stage in darkness, ducking behind the curtain
The spot comes to life again showing my naked arse as i flick the posing pouch at the girls and disappear
Watching from hiding i see them scramble to catch it hip checking and pulling each other in an attempt to claim it, i am pleased to see brandy emerge triumphant with it in her hand
I dress and return to the public and enjoy a beer with them, spending an inappropriate amount of time with their leader and making lewd suggestions quietly
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