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« #45 : March 05, 2021, 03:06:58 PM »

No. 42


A lady, whose name was Savannah,
Lived her life by her weekly planner.
But before reaching day seven
She ascended to Heaven
After dying in a curious manner.
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« #46 : March 06, 2021, 08:52:23 AM »


No. 43


An assonant prowler called Smee
Was afflicted with only one knee
The other leg wobbled
And he walked as though hobbled
Then soaked himself trying to pee



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« #47 : March 06, 2021, 01:11:39 PM »
No.44


I wanted to buy him those collars
'cause didn't have any dollars
He refused
I blew a fuse
So I left him and went off with some scholars.
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« #48 : March 07, 2021, 05:04:49 AM »
No.45


I've just noticed in the nick of time
My last limerick didn't rhyme
So I changed it you see
'cause it's important to me
Oh.... And I've changed the colour to lime.
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« #49 : March 07, 2021, 09:16:59 AM »
No. 46

Though a rhyming limerick is always pretty
The rhyme’s only one part of the ditty
As for colours and such
They don’t matter so much
As the wonderful originality
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« #50 : March 08, 2021, 12:06:11 PM »
No. 47

There was a sweet maiden named Brenda
Who was innocent, shy and so tender
That she had quite a shock
When a chap, name of Jock,
Raised his kilt to display his bell-ender
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« #51 : March 10, 2021, 02:34:32 PM »

No. 48


A young mother, whose name was Belinda,
Became hopelessly addicted to Tinder.
She’d spend each day and night
Swiping left…swiping right
And was jailed for neglecting her kinder.
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« #52 : March 11, 2021, 03:43:12 AM »


No.49



Daydrinker is uncommonly smart
She can talk all day about art
She also likes whiskey
Which makes her quite frisky
And lets off incredible farts





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« #53 : March 12, 2021, 03:08:12 AM »


                No.50



"Don't touch me there" she cried
So his finger it did pry
She gave a shout
Her butt plug flew out
And poked him in the eye

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« #54 : March 12, 2021, 08:40:57 AM »


          No.51


A stone-faced old bird called Matilda   
Wanted to have sex with a builder
He called her a scrote
When she asked for a quote
And his estimate fucking near killed her


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« #55 : March 16, 2021, 03:11:32 AM »


  Number 52


All bad poetry is sincere
Oscar Wilde said that, my dear
And that was quite witty,
Resonant and pithy
But now it's a meme, I fear



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« #56 : March 17, 2021, 05:07:11 AM »


    No.53


A horny young girl named Saffire
Was strappied to her lover's desire
She said It's a sin,
But now that it's in,
Could you push it a few inches higher?

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« #57 : March 18, 2021, 02:02:31 PM »



No.54


There was a young gal called Joannajett
Dressed to the nines as you'd expect
She danced with young Skally
Xanna and Sally
While her boobs played the castanets


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« #58 : March 23, 2021, 06:21:35 AM »


             No.55


If I pose and act real cool
I should expect some ridicule
There's nothing amiss
In taking the piss
It's the spice of life, you fools !


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« #59 : March 24, 2021, 01:29:37 PM »

   No.56


A slovenly strumpet called Vicky
Got her knickers so terribly sticky
Sweet sissyboi Flo
Said oh no, no, no
Oh cum on then, I'll give you a quickie

« : March 24, 2021, 01:37:35 PM Tift »
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