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Quote from: Tift on April 27, 2021, 01:49:47 PM

I would draw the attention of the last two contributors to  the terms of this thread
as posted on page 1 ... they are pushing the boundaries and if their intention
is to get this limerick thread deleted please be aware that such things do not
pass without consequences.

"Original and Non-contentious Limericks only please

To be written by you, preferably anything Achat -
But anything as long as it is original and written by you -
the emphasis on you (but please, no maligning others)
and please take the next number"

I am sure you mean the last THREE contributors. The last two only respond in kind

That part high lighted yellow sounds like a threat to me and an accusation.
You should take note of your own words and advice.
Be assured, if this topic gets deleted, it will be the fine work of you and your spouse just like last time.
And your associate seen below.


Just so nothing gets misrepresented

 

No.72


Oh Yes! Zuzannah rhymes with pianner
as well as the famous Clangers
on the forum is rampant
has never been dampened
Where she arrived just like a Banger !

        No.76


A generous young lady called Lyn
Was accosted by Father McFlynn
She said "Oh My God
You dirty old sod
Oh alright, come slip it in"

                No.78


The ubiquitous mobile phone
Makes sure you're never alone
It will ring and ring
But you won't hear a thing
Because you left it at home.

     No.82


A debauched and wanton young floozie
Came by and said "I'm Suzy
I'm looking for Fred
To take me to bed
But you will do, I'm not choosy."

           No.83



"Cum on my face", she sighed
"I will, I will, I'll try"
He'd already cum
Twice in her bum
So a third cum would see pigs fly !