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« #15 : June 30, 2010, 12:58:58 AM »

Agreed... it just baffles me. It's one thing if I had said something to him, but all I can figure is he saw me requesting people note the fact I am gay and went all Fred Phelps?

Funny thing is I went back and used my ignore list to find his profile... at that point he didn't have a single friend... but no wonder huh?  :P

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« #16 : June 30, 2010, 11:30:00 AM »

"Hey guy. Did you ever had sex with a boy? If not you are missing something. So let's go" Somethink like this. In this point I absolutely agree with Janine. I don't need boys in my room :D

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« #17 : June 30, 2010, 11:37:43 AM »

LOL, and I know that's a true accounting of a real line, and it makes me sad even as I laugh.

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« #18 : June 30, 2010, 03:38:30 PM »

"Will you be my Mommy?"   excuse me have to go vomit now.
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« #19 : July 01, 2010, 02:18:43 AM »

Got this one last night while chatting with my best bud with benefits.

Hi Blacky

Now whats wrong with that greeting?! :P
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« #20 : July 01, 2010, 06:20:16 AM »

What isn't? That's not even sarcasm... really what isn't wrong with the greeting? Again, the thought processes of those fools baffles me. Then again I take it as a source of pride I can't even understand the path of reasoning that would lead to thinking that line would get anything BUT scorn.

You almost have to wonder if some are masochists who are just looking for some verbal humiliation and getting off on that.

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« #21 : July 01, 2010, 06:31:32 AM »

Well I gave into the verbal part.  I hope it taught him a lesson.  :-\
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« #22 : July 01, 2010, 06:53:37 AM »

Unless of course he WAS a masochist and beating off as you tore into him.   ::)

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« #23 : July 01, 2010, 07:26:39 AM »

He could have just asked me to do it instead of using that stupid ass greeting.  :P
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« #24 : July 01, 2010, 08:19:48 AM »

Got this one last night while chatting with my best bud with benefits.

Hi Blacky

Now whats wrong with that greeting?! :P
awwwww   :-*
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« #25 : July 01, 2010, 06:38:10 PM »

"Do you wanna fuck me for xxxA$?"

Almost the same but by somebody tagged as Female homo  ::). Dunno why but i have decline  ;D.
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« #26 : July 01, 2010, 06:44:17 PM »

"Do you wanna fuck me for xxxA$?"

Almost the same but by somebody tagged as Female homo  ::). Dunno why but i have decline  ;D.
i've had a few homo females asking me to fuck them too and i'm like...WTF?!?!?  one (Premium) girl was even quite aggressive about it.  she's on my ignore list now  ;D
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« #27 : July 01, 2010, 07:58:31 PM »

I've heard it said that some take "homo" to try to filter out room requests, but yes I too have had male homo's trying to Cold Invite me, and when searching female/homo saw they were willing to have sex with guys for A$... I've considered trying to explain what homo means, but I'm afraid I might mess up and use words with more then one syllable and confuse them.

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« #28 : July 01, 2010, 09:12:55 PM »

I like pink on black girls.  (invite)

come to my party.  (invite)

I wannt give you a present if you accept. (invite)     :P :P :P :P :P :P
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« #29 : July 01, 2010, 09:21:16 PM »

Had a guy ask if I was ready to come out of the closet,...Told him no, that my girlfriend was in here with me, we were busy and to go away.

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