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« #870 : September 25, 2013, 04:42:06 AM »

this one is just funny.
I had written in my tagline   "No matter what I may say... I miss Claire."

So I get "Hello, Miss Claire"   TWICE



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« #871 : September 25, 2013, 06:20:55 AM »

MA that is cruel, making fun of those with ESL :)

I get so many and sometimes I have a hard time trying to understand what they are after. Although, in retrospect, I guess it is pretty obvious what they are always after.

Anyway, I have a hard time saying ass because I was brought up using the word arse so sometimes, when I see a request for mine and I am not interested, I tell them I don't have one "but I have a pair of old mules that are worn out and I am thinking of getting rid of, you're welcome to them". Of course, invariably, they don't have a clue what (a pair of) mules are.

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« #872 : September 25, 2013, 09:01:37 AM »

Right...
I've logged just to watch the new update which took me ... 1 minute (was the time I spent online), and had a Cookie Monster gracing me with his presence and romantic words, that certainly have made my day a little better:

Him:  invite me baby your room and fuck me

Now I'm confused... Shall I invite "him and my room to **** him?" ... Is he inviting me or my room?
That's weird and doesn't make any sense. Since when rooms are able to **** people? What shocks me is not him inviting me in that special and romantic way, but inviting my room? I find it very rude... I'll be posting "Don't Cold Invite my Room. It has feelings aswell"

Help in figuring out what this brilliant mind wanted to say will be well appreciated.
« : September 25, 2013, 09:26:59 AM Marilyn »

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« #873 : September 25, 2013, 09:25:29 AM »

LMAO honey....
Give him your room, we just need our terrace..and in winter we have our yacht...lol

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« #874 : September 25, 2013, 09:26:41 AM »

It's very simple Marilyn, I don't speak well English but I understand that he want:
He want that you fuck him with your room ! or a 3 some with you and your room !
Simple no ?  ;D


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« #875 : September 25, 2013, 09:33:21 AM »

@Lover, don't give details. People will think that we are rich, lol. Never speak about your patrimony in public.

@Nat, lol!!
I think that he was using me to seduce my room. In fact he wanted my room in his bed.

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« #876 : September 25, 2013, 09:52:15 AM »

@Lover

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« #877 : September 25, 2013, 10:02:33 AM »

OT: I'm not making fun of his spelling. The english is not my main language and I spell it with mistakes sometimes.

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« #878 : September 25, 2013, 10:08:58 AM »

We all don't love about his spelling - but his attitude is obviously and his style is asshole-style.

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« #879 : September 25, 2013, 06:34:15 PM »

MA that is cruel, making fun of those with ESL :)

I get so many and sometimes I have a hard time trying to understand what they are after. Although, in retrospect, I guess it is pretty obvious what they are always after.

Anyway, I have a hard time saying ass because I was brought up using the word arse so sometimes, when I see a request for mine and I am not interested, I tell them I don't have one "but I have a pair of old mules that are worn out and I am thinking of getting rid of, you're welcome to them". Of course, invariably, they don't have a clue what (a pair of) mules are.



LOL I always refer to mules when people say ass. it is more correct and i'm not one to cuss. Just like dam is what the beaver's build :)

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« #880 : October 08, 2013, 11:12:00 AM »

Some might know that I've got in my location: Achat Fashion Designer.
Sometimes some approach me asking how are my designs, etc.

Today i've had this:

Him: and who designed you baby ? a genius ? :)
Him: l'm sure about it :)
Him: how are u doing perfect product of the hand of a genius ?


I was a bit busy and haven't replied...

Him: a pity you are mute baby :(

But as he was being nice I said that I was busy and in the end he made me smile with his words. In this case I wouldn't call them bad pickups.

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« #881 : October 08, 2013, 01:46:02 PM »

One i got today :

Him ( first words ) : want to see me cum rl ?
me                        : no thanks

LOL


                 STOP TO FAVORIZE THE MF ORIENTATION , FF PAY THE SAME PRICE THAN THEM AS ALL OTHERS ORIENTATIONS !!!!
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« #882 : October 08, 2013, 02:55:46 PM »

OH ....
MY ...
GOD ....

here a nice chat i got just few minutes ago :

him  : how are you ?
me  : i'm fine thanks
him  : good
him  : remember meeeeeeeeee? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

too busy to anwser
him  : nooooo lol its ok
him  : is 500 ok hun ?

still too busy to anwser
him  : guess not lol

return to my keyboard
me  : 500 what ?
him  : gift
me  : you want make me a gift ?
him  : yes
me  : well , thanks :)
him  : if you want to play
him  : do you ?
me  : what do you mean ?
him  : have sex in my room
me  : are you trying to pay me for sex ?
him  : yeessssssss if you want ( he was courageous at this point to anwser this lol )
me  i see , dont gift me then , i'm not a bitch
him  : ok didnt mean u r ( what he meant then proposing to pay me for sex ? )
him  :you need to correct your description
me  : my description is good
him  : it say
him  : "i dont pay for sex "
him  :  it should say " you dont pay for sex "
me   : but i didnt write " gift me for sex "


LOL
there , this is the best i got tonight :)


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« #883 : October 08, 2013, 03:33:14 PM »

For the next time Rukya:
1- take the gift
2- first pose: dance
3- action: slap the face
4- exit the room
5- Put the user in your ignore list

That's all  8)

I know, it's bad but sometimes it's good to be bad  ;D


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« #884 : October 12, 2013, 04:03:16 PM »

LOL leaving the name in to let every one know how she is

pamela00: sex for 400
tangoracer to pamela00: what your going to pay me 400 to have sex with you
tangoracer to pamela00: i can get sex for free so why would i pay for it
pamela00: * cam show
tangoracer to pamela00: mmmm but i can make you famus
pamela00: haw
pamela00: first gift thrn cam sex tallk
pamela00: ay sou wet ay weithing gift end big dick in cam
tangoracer to pamela00: send me the A$ then
pamela00: ay can
pamela00: you sen to me a dolars
tangoracer to pamela00: no if you want sex with me you pay ME
pamela00: you are sou agly
tangoracer to pamela00: at lest i'm not a whore and sell myself for A$400
pamela00: fack you
tangoracer to pamela00: only for A$400
pamela00: mens cant get gifts
tangoracer to pamela00: yes that we can but I don't to whores
pamela00: yu send me gift you get cam sex ...lesbian sex ...

LOL don't you just love them    :) :) :)

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