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« #270 : December 14, 2010, 09:09:53 PM »

watch me
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« #271 : December 15, 2010, 01:54:12 AM »

@bobby

Umm you just replied to me.  "I HAVE THE POWER"  (chorus) HE-MAN :P
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« #272 : December 15, 2010, 07:57:26 AM »

Man with no name? Yeah I did that look soooo long ago. Hat's long gone.

Cigars? mmm ::)

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« #273 : December 15, 2010, 03:51:21 PM »

@bear

But its stil hot or is it just me that I think its still hot.  Man going to have to get The GOod, The Bad and The Ugly.  LOL
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« #274 : December 16, 2010, 10:45:41 AM »

Not sure this is a pick up line topic........ but....... frosts my b*lls to get a "cold" invite....... I look up the persons profile making the invitation....... and clearly on the inviter's profile they say...... COLD INVITES = IGNORE....... or NO COLD INVITES....

double standard I guess......
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« #275 : December 16, 2010, 10:53:33 AM »

Very strange Harley!

"Read my profile and then invite me"

It's not worth but - huh?

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« #276 : December 18, 2010, 03:25:51 PM »

How about  the guys , that  ask if I want to see  their real dick on web cam ! GROSS !
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« #277 : December 18, 2010, 05:37:34 PM »

I'll repeat it because Sunny's post reminded me.

The people who have the camera angled right on their junk in their profile pic. Yes it's virtual, and no I'm not "scarred" but when someone messages me one of the first things I do is bring up their profile, and I have seen more flaccid avatar penis then I allow my mind to fully contemplate.

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« #278 : December 18, 2010, 06:09:38 PM »

Well its not so gross... but it is unimaginative and I like to see more.

About the zooming in on the avatars junk... well I rather see clothed avatars outside of the room and I'm quite curious about how people dress.
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« #279 : December 18, 2010, 06:50:46 PM »

I see the profile as a best first impression sort of thing. A way to introduce yourself. Zooming it in is like "This is my junk, and my name is..." I mean at this point the avatars privates are all the same anyway (pubic hair being a slight customization). So it's another of those "Hi I'm an asshole, and you don't want to waste your time with me." flags.

Bathed in moonlight
I'm proclaimed by angels cry
Think well
Do take your time
Because your soul
will be mine the day you die

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« #280 : December 18, 2010, 07:22:58 PM »

Your so right about that Janine.
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« #281 : December 21, 2010, 10:29:12 PM »

here's a new one:

"hey you big dick"  :D  :D  :D

i told her i don't room with someone who uses that line, she say's "you loss then", i say not really, she says "tyeah thats right!!!" (must have been angry, hence the typo...and the 3 exclamation marks), then she puts me on ignore  :D  :D  :D

and damn, i could have had a threesome with her & her girlfriend  :P  ::)  :P

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« #282 : December 22, 2010, 06:02:03 AM »

Lol, what a line. ::) :D
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« #283 : December 23, 2010, 05:39:08 PM »

Girl: Hi
I: Hi
She:Sorry for talking to you, I am very new here and trying to find out how everything is working.
I: You made it right. You start to talk instead of inviting at once.

...The partner is offline or busy.

Yes, she was busy. In a room, lol

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« #284 : December 23, 2010, 07:07:49 PM »

Actually Lover that might not have been a line. I remember when I logged on for the first time I was talking with a guy and explaining I was new. He invited me into a room and thinking like normal chat I figured it would just be to talk privately. I get into room, look around, and the box to bend me over and fuck me was flashing. I left right after that.  ::)

So she might have not realized she was being brought into a room to fuck.

Bathed in moonlight
I'm proclaimed by angels cry
Think well
Do take your time
Because your soul
will be mine the day you die

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