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« #315 : January 07, 2011, 01:47:06 PM »

Pffh yeah, I think I've got enough of those for now. :P
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« #316 : January 07, 2011, 06:18:34 PM »

really?  soooo what do you have? ::)
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« #317 : January 07, 2011, 07:33:51 PM »

Hmm just a few buttplugs, vibrators and dildos... so I think I've got quite alot, though some S&M stuff would be fun. :P

Don't like it when vibrators stop working, guess I should buy a more expensive one with more quality. *pout*

Oh, I have a douche and a shower douche aswell but they're not really sextoys.

Btw there is a really nice and helpfull lady working in the sexshop over here. I Guess she gets happy when there's someone who's not very embarassed about asking questions while shopping there. :P

What do you have Sinnnn? ::)
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« #318 : January 07, 2011, 09:10:59 PM »

lol, I have a several bullets, double headed dildo(easier to to myself with, holding the other end),  plug, nipple clamps,  broke some that I totally have to replace.  ;)
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« #319 : January 08, 2011, 08:23:48 AM »

Hmm should get myself some good vibrating nipple clamps.

I've got a quite long dildo for when I want a good hold but using a double ended one is quite clever. :P

Maybe I should get something vibrating for my dick too, like a ring.
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« #320 : January 08, 2011, 11:20:10 AM »

I've found the vibrating clamps a little overrated. Since they are made of metal you can just touch a vib to them and it will conduct it well enough. Without shelling out a lot more cash, and without an inordinate amount of weight from the vibrator itself.

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« #321 : January 08, 2011, 01:16:49 PM »

Hmmmm...course of discussion worth it's own thread. I like knowing what toys the partners have ;D

Better yet,...the little tips that you ladies share on the use.  ;)

imagine extra batteries on that shopping list. ::)

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« #322 : January 08, 2011, 03:07:16 PM »

Bear, I've got rechargeable batteries. :P
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« #323 : January 08, 2011, 08:56:11 PM »

I keep loosing mines.  The worst thing is when they die and your close to cumming, fumbling round for replacements suck. :P
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« #324 : January 16, 2011, 03:28:05 AM »

Hello all love to read the banter between the regulars here is better than reading some of the profiles in AChat. As for the worst pick up line i've recieved that would easily be "give" that was it no hello or anything just "give" wonder what the hell goes through some peoples minds.

As for my best well it was just me looking at a profile and noticing the avatar stuck in the corner so i asked her why she was hiding. Found out that non-prem users cannot change their clothing even though they have already bought it and she didn't feel like flashing at everybody things kinda went from there.  :D
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« #325 : January 16, 2011, 08:41:25 AM »

  :D worst pick up line happened this past summer ,  A guy says to me  wow who we have here shania twains  twin sister ! lol  must of been the cowboy hat  hehehee
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« #326 : January 25, 2011, 02:04:45 AM »

Girl: Hi
Me: Hi (name), good morning

Girl: Are you good in girl making cum?

LOL

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« #327 : January 25, 2011, 05:14:12 AM »

Him: Hi, wanna fuck my pussy for free?
Me: uhm, you're a guy
Him: so? It's free today
Me: read my profile, I am hetero, not into men
Him: so? So am I

wtf???  :o


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« #328 : January 25, 2011, 06:25:52 AM »

@Tight: ...lol, that was quite strange.
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« #329 : January 25, 2011, 10:56:49 AM »

*Looks at Tight's post, takes a breath to speak, pauses, let's it out. Takes another.*

Unless it was some sort of inflatable, molded silicone type offering he was making I think someone needs to explain to this guy what a pussy is.

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