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The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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Bear
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: 3856
Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#375 :
February 01, 2011, 10:30:32 AM »
hmm,...might send them there next time I get that type of a request...
She wasn't looking for a sugar daddy,...only a sucker
TightFit74
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Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#376 :
February 01, 2011, 02:46:26 PM »
lol, so 'sucker daddy' from now on?
The mind... the most powerful Aphrodisiac...
Urban
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Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#377 :
February 01, 2011, 05:40:53 PM »
@christinnak :
I'm already outside
christinak
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Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#378 :
February 01, 2011, 09:20:14 PM »
Well Urban, I have to say. I'll watch you try and get that one in your butt. Hope you have lots of lube. Ill bring the popcorn.
islandsun
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Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#379 :
February 02, 2011, 07:00:48 AM »
@ Christinak lol Hold back the butter ! > lol cause @ Urban is going too need it !
hahahaha
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: February 02, 2011, 10:13:27 AM islandsun
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islandsun
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Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#380 :
February 02, 2011, 01:24:55 PM »
Do you want to fuck for $150.00
ok I lost it !!!! I told him to stick his money up his ASS !!!!!!!
TightFit74
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Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#381 :
February 03, 2011, 08:07:55 AM »
He can use Urban's lube if it is too tight...lol
The mind... the most powerful Aphrodisiac...
islandsun
Hero Member
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Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#382 :
February 03, 2011, 06:33:17 PM »
Cold Invites hmm I decline > then they say why not >or whats wrong w me ! Dudes go back playing pack man !
Lover
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Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#383 :
February 04, 2011, 11:32:29 AM »
Girl: "Do you want my pussy for 500?"
I: "No, better you keep it"
Unfortunately I could not go on with this talk, she didn't answer anymore
islandsun
Hero Member
: 1597
Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#384 :
February 05, 2011, 09:13:20 AM »
Shaking my head !
Guys that come out w Want to see my real hard cock , then they give their email ! YUCK !
Adera
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Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#385 :
February 05, 2011, 09:36:56 AM »
Yeah some really want to show it off it seems, I've got a few offers like that.
Bear
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Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#386 :
February 05, 2011, 09:54:46 AM »
I am waiting for someone to put their collection out in an album. Make a coffee table book out of it.
Lover
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Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#387 :
February 05, 2011, 12:04:30 PM »
We're "just" collecting them. Maybe we should create a listing and then vote for the best (worst?) 5? Think about a vote each month and then celebrate the "best of the year"
If you agree, I'll think about doing it!
Zinah
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Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#388 :
February 05, 2011, 03:25:52 PM »
I lie about my age. Not because I'm ashamed, I'm a proud and wild 41 years. I suspect 50 might be the year I feel old. ... I digress.
When I used my real age, I was accosted by:
I love mature pussy!
Are you married? Do you have kids? (I asked why this mattered?) "
...because I love MILF's
"
It got worse from there, so I changed my age. I don't mind being used to just get off, honestly! However, that said, I'd rather be greeted by a simple "Hello" any day of the week!
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: February 05, 2011, 03:29:04 PM Zinah
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islandsun
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Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#389 :
February 05, 2011, 03:34:13 PM »
@ welcome Zinah to the forum just tell them this > I . D . Y D < MEANS I`ll do your daddy !! hehehe !
You can call me Sunny! Just have fun !
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