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« #465 : February 15, 2011, 02:18:28 PM »

@ Alstott I think you want to win the competition "Worst pick-up line ever" lol


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« #466 : February 15, 2011, 02:29:27 PM »

Seems to be trying... :D

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« #467 : February 16, 2011, 01:13:12 AM »

Sometimes i`m full of mischief :D :D  but ,please don`t take everything too seriously , i`m just a funny guy, mostly ;D ;D

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« #468 : February 16, 2011, 11:12:21 AM »

Remembering an old joke:
A guy says "On my dick is written Lisa. It's the name of my girl." Another guy says "On my dick is written Wendy."
"Is it the name of your girl?"
"No, when it's extended you can read: Welcome to New York and have a nice day"

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« #469 : February 16, 2011, 04:53:32 PM »

I`ve decided to bring on two pick up lines every day ;D ;D here`s the next ones
What's your favorite sound? My favorite sound is my balls slapping your ass. You can hear it? :D :D :Dhaha
Hey baby! Wanna play superheroes? I'll be Superman and fuck you faster than a speeding bullet.

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« #470 : February 16, 2011, 05:11:58 PM »

If you want to try those lines "in the wild" you better be Superman or you might want to call an ambulance in advance... :D :P

I don't play two sides of the fence, I'm all over it. ;):-*
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« #471 : February 16, 2011, 06:11:53 PM »

 :) guy > Even we never been to gether , I love you !    < :o he`s been saying that alot  !
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« #472 : February 16, 2011, 06:48:34 PM »

Bad Guys ;D ;D ;D@Ardeur you cant catch a speeding bullet :D :D

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« #473 : February 17, 2011, 01:43:35 PM »

If you catch a speeding bullet most of the times you just were in the way already, besides, you need a little time to aim or you might bump something crucial on a sudden obstacle.  :P

*sees alstott speeding away and bouncing off an amsterdammertje with bulging eyes and a face that's turning whiter as time passes*

(for those that aren't familiar with Amsterdan or the Netherlands in general: an amsterdammertje is a pole made out of stone, concrete or sometimes even cast iron that comes up to about 1 meter(~3 feet) and is generally used to mark off pedestrian areas or in very busy or less law abiding areas to keep cars off the sidewalks)

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« #474 : February 17, 2011, 01:51:58 PM »

@alstott     ;D  IS A BIG HAM ! ;D   you egg it on  ! LOL
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« #475 : February 17, 2011, 02:23:51 PM »

Sunny , this is what you doing with guys? throwing eggs on it? shame on you bad girl :D :D :D lol  @Ardeur oh you have superpowers too,let`s create a federation :D :D :D

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« #476 : February 17, 2011, 03:44:24 PM »



Let me take you home..We can play house...I"ll pretend your the door and slam you  :P  ( a friend told me that one ::))
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« #477 : February 17, 2011, 03:58:46 PM »

I'd love you like a snowstorm: I'd give you 8 to 10 inches and you wouldn't be able to leave the house for 3 days.  ;D ;D

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« #478 : February 18, 2011, 01:12:13 AM »

@ Alstott You know too many of them. I bet you use them all the time ;D ;D  ::)  ::)


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« #479 : February 18, 2011, 08:05:27 AM »

 :D :D :D lol  what you think how many slaps i can take? :D :D

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