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« #480 : February 18, 2011, 09:13:33 AM »
@ Sweet cheeks  hahahaha ! slapping it wont make it go down !  hehehehe ! sorry devil coming out to day !   :D :D :D Guy . >Can i have sumpitty pusyy lol  plz (so sad )
« : February 18, 2011, 10:36:55 AM islandsun »
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« #481 : February 18, 2011, 10:51:00 AM »
 :D :D lol men always try to make you girls happy :D :D hahaha
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« #482 : February 19, 2011, 01:29:40 PM »
you gotta work for pity pussy gdamn. you have to be all "no girls on here like guys  ??? ???"
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« #483 : February 19, 2011, 02:09:36 PM »
 :D too funny  !   Guy  says > do you know where the exit  for disney world is ?      Me > up 3 blocks turn a right !    hehehe !
« : February 19, 2011, 02:13:47 PM islandsun »
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« #484 : February 19, 2011, 04:27:00 PM »
and you wouldnt let me ride the roller coaster
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« #485 : February 19, 2011, 05:27:24 PM »
I can imagine in a whiny voice >>>> plz plz plz plz ::)
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« #486 : February 19, 2011, 06:36:33 PM »
PLZ OMG UR THE BESTEST!
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« #487 : February 19, 2011, 06:48:26 PM »
 Married guy >Baby what happened we were so good together !   ::)
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« #488 : February 19, 2011, 06:59:10 PM »
seth > WHY WONT YOU LET ME RIDE THE ROLLER COASTER :'(
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« #489 : February 19, 2011, 10:34:58 PM »
because too many people stand in line :D :D :D because Sunny is too hot *twinkle*
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« #490 : February 19, 2011, 10:36:03 PM »
hail satan
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« #491 : February 20, 2011, 01:56:40 AM »
The roller coaster requires a certain height ;D  8) ;)

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« #492 : February 20, 2011, 10:32:04 AM »
this jusy happened:

her: Why are you not shemal bitch
her: asshole
her: motherfucker
her: ..I.
me:  excuse me?
her: why are you not shemale?
me:  I was born as man
her: why

silence...

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« #493 : February 20, 2011, 10:42:35 AM »
Married guy that wants me to show his wife oral sex > He`s was begging me to put him on my ignore list !  <  :o me < is that creepy ?
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« #494 : February 20, 2011, 11:01:29 AM »
You should come thank me ror allowing you to taste my white dick....Come bitch..Now (and thats not the worst of it)


I won't tell you my reply, because I think Achat really would have to bleep me...   :P
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