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islandsun
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« #525 : February 23, 2011, 09:49:53 AM »

Guy > You look like a bad ass !     :D      Guy > Hey  Baby want to chat in my room  , I just cleaned it  >Me - A+ on cleanliness > Guy - does that mean a yes !   
« : February 23, 2011, 05:50:17 PM islandsun »
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« #526 : February 24, 2011, 10:04:14 AM »

" hello sexy angel!"
" wanna fly on the flight of maniac passion?"

 ::)  :D  ::)  :D

He wins!  He's the only one worthy of posting in the last week or so....  Wow.....

But wait, there's more!

His second attempt:

"hello wonderful girl!"
"im so hot and i wanna try a great experiece with a sexy angel like u"
« : February 24, 2011, 10:07:11 AM Zinah »
islandsun
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« #527 : February 24, 2011, 10:30:40 AM »

Ok enough !   This flashing green eye wicca , chin up , cast a spell on guy > @~#%^*+  DONE  >:( Made him fall in love with cacti  ;D >Evil Grin < :)
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« #528 : March 21, 2011, 02:46:28 AM »

I know it`s not really a pick up line but....
she>hi wanna buy pics for 300 A$
me >hi and no thx
she>hot pics see my hairy pussy
me >well thx again but i`m still not interested
she>250 A$
me >oh wait now i know who you are
me >i`ve your pics already
she>what?
me>yeah a guy send them for free
me >damn you really have a jungle down there
.....and there she was gone and put me on her ignore list <pout> :D :D

there`s  no right or wrong....just the consequences of your actions
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« #529 : March 21, 2011, 07:37:22 AM »

GUY >Don`t worry I don`t have HIV ,you can come w <me > YUCK  !    .........Guy says thats ok I have alot $...... there`s alot more girls then you in here ! < me > you asshole ! They see my blue star , hello ! I paid for that !  And proud of it !  With my head held high !
« : March 22, 2011, 06:21:04 AM islandsun »
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« #530 : March 24, 2011, 05:39:37 PM »

5 minutes ago :

Her : A$ 1500 ok ?
Me : you make my day, you are tagged as Hommo, so try with a girl..
Her : for gift i do all
Me : no thanks ....

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Starting to be a little bit pissed off by this kind of request :/
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« #531 : March 24, 2011, 06:24:07 PM »

I guess she was fishing for A$ to pay her membership and guess are more likely to pay her.

If she really is a lesbian I don't think you'd get much fun from it Urban so rejecting her was probably a good idea.

There are quite a lot of females and shemales who only play with men if they get paid but are free for females and shemales... I think that's just unfair.
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« #532 : March 24, 2011, 06:51:56 PM »

@Urban take it easy this will not be the last who offers you her or his services, i had those from straight guys too i should send the a$ to their dom`s its not my thing to sponser anyone  which i don`t know.
@Adera how would it looks like to have sex with those who counts the seconds till they finished....ah..oh ..yes..hmm..good...you finished?..can i go?... ;D ;D this would be a pure pleasure having sex with them :D :D

there`s  no right or wrong....just the consequences of your actions
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« #533 : March 25, 2011, 09:29:02 AM »

Lol alstott, that would be very awkward.

Hmm a guy just asked me where I was from, I told him I was from Sweden... as it says in my profile... and then I got the answer that he thought profiles where impersonal. I guess that's one of the reasons females who have set their orientation to homo still get lots of requests from guys.

One thing I can understand though is people not understanding what a shemale who isn't bi really is into. For me hetero sex is with guys, but that's not how everyone sees it. :P
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« #534 : March 25, 2011, 05:45:01 PM »

I'm taking a survey on cocks ... May i see? ::) ::) ::) ::)
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« #535 : March 25, 2011, 07:20:02 PM »

There's a question I have..
What's with the girls that say "hi", you respond and you never ever get a reply..?? Uhm... is it me? ::) ::) ::) ::)


The mind... the most powerful Aphrodisiac...
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« #536 : March 26, 2011, 06:31:33 AM »

@ Tight   .......... Not you their already busy , prop  with other person  . L ike me start w 1 friend and 3 more come on . ;)
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« #537 : March 27, 2011, 08:49:50 AM »

Kicks ground disappointed. There was only cave men who barely knew how to chat and submissive girls online just now.

@Tight: That's the people who are really easy to figure out, if they barely respond in the lobby they wont say shit in the room.
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« #538 : March 27, 2011, 12:46:50 PM »

@Adera    some less then cave men !   Did I hear grunting ?  :D
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« #539 : March 27, 2011, 02:13:38 PM »

well a girl said yesterday to me...you know mean people suck, nice people swallow and guess what i`m a nice one....and this happened not in a chat, no in rl .
@Sunny ....oink oink :D :D

there`s  no right or wrong....just the consequences of your actions
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