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The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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islandsun
Hero Member
: 1597
Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#525 :
February 23, 2011, 09:49:53 AM »
Guy > You look like a bad ass !
Guy > Hey Baby want to chat in my room , I just cleaned it >Me - A+ on cleanliness > Guy - does that mean a yes !
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: February 23, 2011, 05:50:17 PM islandsun
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Zinah
Full Member
: 167
Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#526 :
February 24, 2011, 10:04:14 AM »
" hello sexy angel!"
" wanna fly on the flight of maniac passion?"
He wins! He's the only one worthy of posting in the last week or so.... Wow.....
But wait, there's
more
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His second attempt:
"hello wonderful girl!"
"im so hot and i wanna try a great experiece with a sexy angel like u"
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: February 24, 2011, 10:07:11 AM Zinah
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islandsun
Hero Member
: 1597
Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#527 :
February 24, 2011, 10:30:40 AM »
Ok enough ! This flashing green eye wicca , chin up , cast a spell on guy > @~#%^*+ DONE
Made him fall in love with cacti
>Evil Grin <
alstott
Hero Member
: 635
Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#528 :
March 21, 2011, 02:46:28 AM »
I know it`s not really a pick up line but....
she>hi wanna buy pics for 300 A$
me >hi and no thx
she>hot pics see my hairy pussy
me >well thx again but i`m still not interested
she>250 A$
me >oh wait now i know who you are
me >i`ve your pics already
she>what?
me>yeah a guy send them for free
me >damn you really have a jungle down there
.....and there she was gone and put me on her ignore list <pout>
there`s no right or wrong....just the consequences of your actions
islandsun
Hero Member
: 1597
Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#529 :
March 21, 2011, 07:37:22 AM »
GUY >Don`t worry I don`t have HIV ,you can come w <me > YUCK ! .........Guy says thats ok I have alot $...... there`s alot more girls then you in here ! < me > you asshole ! They see my blue star , hello ! I paid for that ! And proud of it ! With my head held high !
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: March 22, 2011, 06:21:04 AM islandsun
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Urban
Sr. Member
: 329
Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#530 :
March 24, 2011, 05:39:37 PM »
5 minutes ago :
Her : A$ 1500 ok ?
Me : you make my day, you are tagged as Hommo, so try with a girl..
Her : for gift i do all
Me : no thanks ....
End
Starting to be a little bit pissed off by this kind of request :/
Adera
Hero Member
: 3047
Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#531 :
March 24, 2011, 06:24:07 PM »
I guess she was fishing for A$ to pay her membership and guess are more likely to pay her.
If she really is a lesbian I don't think you'd get much fun from it Urban so rejecting her was probably a good idea.
There are quite a lot of females and shemales who only play with men if they get paid but are free for females and shemales... I think that's just unfair.
alstott
Hero Member
: 635
Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#532 :
March 24, 2011, 06:51:56 PM »
@Urban take it easy this will not be the last who offers you her or his services, i had those from straight guys too i should send the a$ to their dom`s its not my thing to sponser anyone which i don`t know.
@Adera how would it looks like to have sex with those who counts the seconds till they finished....ah..oh ..yes..hmm..good...you finished?..can i go?...
this would be a pure pleasure having sex with them
there`s no right or wrong....just the consequences of your actions
Adera
Hero Member
: 3047
Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#533 :
March 25, 2011, 09:29:02 AM »
Lol alstott, that would be very awkward.
Hmm a guy just asked me where I was from, I told him I was from Sweden... as it says in my profile... and then I got the answer that he thought profiles where impersonal. I guess that's one of the reasons females who have set their orientation to homo still get lots of requests from guys.
One thing I can understand though is people not understanding what a shemale who isn't bi really is into. For me hetero sex is with guys, but that's not how everyone sees it.
hatcher
Jr. Member
: 53
Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#534 :
March 25, 2011, 05:45:01 PM »
I'm taking a survey on cocks ... May i see?
TightFit74
Hero Member
: 2415
Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#535 :
March 25, 2011, 07:20:02 PM »
There's a question I have..
What's with the girls that say "hi", you respond and you never ever get a reply..?? Uhm... is it me?
The mind... the most powerful Aphrodisiac...
islandsun
Hero Member
: 1597
Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#536 :
March 26, 2011, 06:31:33 AM »
@ Tight .......... Not you their already busy , prop with other person . L ike me start w 1 friend and 3 more come on .
Adera
Hero Member
: 3047
Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#537 :
March 27, 2011, 08:49:50 AM »
Kicks ground disappointed. There was only cave men who barely knew how to chat and submissive girls online just now.
@Tight: That's the people who are really easy to figure out, if they barely respond in the lobby they wont say shit in the room.
islandsun
Hero Member
: 1597
Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#538 :
March 27, 2011, 12:46:50 PM »
@Adera some less then cave men ! Did I hear grunting ?
alstott
Hero Member
: 635
Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#539 :
March 27, 2011, 02:13:38 PM »
well a girl said yesterday to me...you know mean people suck, nice people swallow and guess what i`m a nice one....and this happened not in a chat, no in rl .
@Sunny ....oink oink
there`s no right or wrong....just the consequences of your actions
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