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Adera
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« #600 : May 09, 2011, 08:51:09 AM »

Ahaha, yeah do that. :D

A line I get that I guess you don't get is "What's the size of your cock?", I tell them and it seems like quite a few where hoping I was sporting a huge cock. ::)
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« #601 : May 09, 2011, 09:45:40 AM »

lmao... good way to drive off the undesirables there sunny

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« #602 : May 09, 2011, 12:08:24 PM »

Guy says > I`m bored  ,   I only want to fuck      me > silents
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« #603 : May 16, 2011, 05:02:21 PM »

Allway give the answer in centimeter, maybe with the confusion  :P
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« #604 : May 16, 2011, 08:04:53 PM »

GUY  SAYS> your on my wish list still
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« #605 : May 16, 2011, 08:43:06 PM »

lol just had a funny conversation....she<hey i don't have a gag reflex...me>oh that' cool but i'm a lil busy so better to move on and don't waste your time..she< okay...a few minutes later...she<i really don't have a gag reflex...me>i believe you but i'm still busy so have a good time...another few minutes later...she<come on you can mouth rape me and i wouldn't throw up...me>okay it's not necessary for me you haven't a gag reflex cause my cock is so small i wouldn't be able to reach the backside of your mouth...silence..me>what you don't like small dick's? hahahaha :D :D

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« #606 : May 17, 2011, 01:20:46 AM »

Lol Alstott, good one!

The right to bear arms is nearly as daft as the right to arm bears (no offence, Bear!)
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« #607 : May 17, 2011, 04:00:31 AM »

No gag reflex... is that dangerous? I have to suppress mine when deep throating but I have the reflex.
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« #608 : May 17, 2011, 10:31:35 AM »

k sunny I'll stop with the lines... ::)

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« #609 : May 17, 2011, 12:27:54 PM »

@ Bear have I upset you ! :-\
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« #610 : May 17, 2011, 01:15:40 PM »

He's teasing you Sunny :P
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« #611 : May 17, 2011, 10:29:30 PM »

Just had a cold invite, which I declined...a couple of minutes later she decides to try chatting:

Her: "I like dirty talking"
Me: "OK"
Her: "Talk dirty to me"
Me: "Mud"
Her: "What?"
Me: "Mud. Mud's dirty, isn't it?"

After this I think she got the message  ;)

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« #612 : May 18, 2011, 12:51:47 AM »

lol Triumph i had almost the same one maybe she was it :D it stands in her describtion i love dirty talk....but i answered her request for something dirty with ...kitchen...she said what?...yeah wanna hear somethin' dirty so...don't cold many times , chat first and we'll be nice ;D
next time when you get something like this send them over..we playing ping pong with them  ::)

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« #613 : May 18, 2011, 11:42:20 AM »

@ Triumph:  ;D Mud is very dirty, yesss

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« #614 : May 18, 2011, 12:41:24 PM »

lol Triumph i had almost the same one maybe she was it :D it stands in her describtion i love dirty talk....but i answered her request for something dirty with ...kitchen...she said what?...yeah wanna hear somethin' dirty so...don't cold many times , chat first and we'll be nice ;D
next time when you get something like this send them over..we playing ping pong with them  ::)

OK bud: "Go find my pal Alstott, tell him I sent you"...    ;D

The right to bear arms is nearly as daft as the right to arm bears (no offence, Bear!)
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