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« #615 : May 18, 2011, 03:58:16 PM »

When the both of you are done, you can send them to me for the final blow...lol


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« #616 : May 18, 2011, 04:19:15 PM »

Final blow or final cleaning? Lol

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« #617 : May 18, 2011, 04:41:47 PM »

either...lol


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« #618 : May 18, 2011, 09:31:02 PM »

Oh this goin' to be a mind-gangbang...so let's see how many they can swallow ;D

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« #619 : May 19, 2011, 08:45:51 AM »

Depends on how much there is inside her head... if you know what I mean ;)

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« #620 : May 19, 2011, 09:17:49 AM »

hmm sounds like an ambush ! :D
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« #621 : May 19, 2011, 11:05:03 AM »

Hehe Sunny, the German translation for ambush is including the term ass :P

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« #622 : May 19, 2011, 12:04:45 PM »

 :D ehehe
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« #623 : May 24, 2011, 12:23:23 AM »

yep funny things happens......i've to mention.....not english good so it's at her banner...

she<english good
she<bad
me>okay hello ms inviting me so many times
she<fuck you
she<me
me>no thanks
she<you ass is small
me>yep it is
she<now?
me>yes
me>no
me>maybe
me>better not
me>never
me>bye

and i did this only because she invited me for about 4 or 5 times and i always said stop and no so....
well the only 2 persons i know who named fuck you and fuck me are the asian twins from the austin powers movie ;D

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« #624 : May 24, 2011, 03:18:49 PM »

It 's reminds me a funny "pick-up" in a movie :

him : do you want a drink ? a wiskey maybe ?
her : only 2 fingers
him : you really dont want a wiskey before ?

"La Cité de La Peur" 1994

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« #625 : May 24, 2011, 04:29:14 PM »

Oh Urban that's just awful, the hilarious kind of awful though.

Bathed in moonlight
I'm proclaimed by angels cry
Think well
Do take your time
Because your soul
will be mine the day you die

Kamelot, Descent of the Archangel
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« #626 : May 25, 2011, 10:12:02 AM »

hehehe it`s bad  ! it`s so good ! ::)
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« #627 : May 26, 2011, 02:25:56 PM »

LOL, Urban is the whole film like this?

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« #628 : September 06, 2011, 02:39:27 PM »

Ok, an old topic but still current as a lot of people are still complaining about cold invites and endless chat request (most starting with: hi )
Thisis a conversation that baffled me and cracked me up... If I did anything wrong in this conversation let me know (yes, I am setting myself up for a fall, so shoot me). But to end up on the ignore list...

?: hi bb
TightFit74 to ?: hi ?, what a beautiful name...?:
 Ty
?: i like to roleplay
TightFit74 to ?: really? That is nice to hear.. I play, almost, exclusively rp's here.. what kind of rp do you like??
: u my professor and I am college grl?: or what u lik
TightFit74 to ?: that can be a nice rp... but it can be approached from different angles... like, the student needs a good grade and is willing to do whatever.. or the prof has the hots for her and tries to seduce her with good grades...
?: yes thats sounds good
TightFit74 to ?: lol, it can be romantic or it could be more forceful... are you a romantic girl?
?: alittle bit of both
TightFit74 to ?: well, let me explain how I play this game, if you still want to contibue after that, please :) if not, that's fine as well...
?: ok
TightFit74 to ?: I am a man of principles and one of them is that I hardly ever room the first time I meet someone. I like to chat a while first, maybe set a date, so I get a feeling for her... I have been here quite some time and I have learned what I like
?: ok
TightFit74 to ?: that might sound difficult, but I want the experience to be as good as can be for both parties...
?: ok well letme know
TightFit74 to ?: it is a goal for me to please my partner as much as I can... it adds to my pleasure and fulfillment
?: ok thats fine
TightFit74 to ?: so can we chat a little? get to know eachother a little better?
?: ok but i dont like to give too much of myself away
TightFit74 to ?: I won't ask any personal questions and will depennd on you to tell me where the line is...
?: we'll see
TightFit74 to ?: I want to respect you, treat you right, not make you uncomforatble
?: oklets go on
TightFit74 to ?: :) ok... haveyou been a member long?
?: noTightFit74 to ?: a short, no-nonsense answer...
?: yes
TightFit74 to ?: have you done rp's before?
?: yesTightFit74 to ?: must have been on another game then?
?: yes,    , second life,          e
TightFit74 to ?: achat makes some words disappear.. but second life I got...
TightFit74 to ?: are you liking this game?
?:      and          e
?: it is goodTightFit74 to ?: you know, and sorry for being direct, I was hoping there would be more a conversation...  this feels rather one sided... no offense intended
?: u need to go
TightFit74 to ?: no
Sorry, you are on my ignore list...


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« #629 : September 06, 2011, 03:20:24 PM »

     Now that I am able to stop laughing I can try to analyze your conversation. My theory is that 1 simple typo resulted in your face getting slapped with the ignore button, lol. When she typed, "u need to go." I'm guessing she meant to type "I" and hit the "u" key next to it, although it is difficult to know for sure since she types "u" for "you" in the rest of the conversation. But if I'm right then she probably didn't check what she typed so when you said, "no." She assumed you wern't going to let her go and thus you were ignored, otherwise she was just fed up with you and you needed to go, lol! It is a pretty funny way to end up on an ignore list. ;D :P

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