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« #780 : September 09, 2012, 04:31:05 PM »

LOL

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« #781 : September 10, 2012, 06:20:07 AM »

Rukya,   Please tell me, it wasn't the ......... Cookie Monster .....   LMAO. 


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« #782 : September 10, 2012, 07:58:30 AM »

lol sorry brandybee , it was him lol  ;D


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« #783 : September 10, 2012, 08:11:13 AM »

 ;) Hey I`m back again tourists season been hecket and lots other stuff thrown in!

getting caught up and I read about this guy here , low life scum , pointing my finger at him , motion come here , rapist huh lol well remedy for that is to drag him out into a bush tied duck taped , wait don`t duck tape mouth wanta hear him scream as i slowly use blow torch on his balls , very slow ,  and watch the fear in his eye`s  as i pull out , yes only 4 inch buck knife , but very sharp from my boot.
and see who screams like a little girl  crying for mercy !


Yes we all do have a dark side !  

@tight  sorry butterfly has mean streak today , u know I can`t stand bullies . signing off  smile

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« #784 : September 10, 2012, 10:49:16 AM »

glad to see you back Sunny,

and I have broad shoulders, you never did me wrong.. Too bad bullies and idiots still roam the plains of AChat...

Girls can be nasty too, but some guys really are the rotten cherry that spoil the cake...


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« #785 : October 11, 2012, 02:14:43 AM »

Note to self never piss women off in AChat. No noe cheesey chat up lines. Wear fireproof boxes.
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« #786 : October 19, 2012, 02:01:25 PM »

@tomcumalot     hehehheee fire proof boxers , sorry   ;D hehehehee I do have  a dark side !

I just don`t like being pushed around , or jerked around .

And humour cumm ons  , even corny >good  funny down home humour I`m into .

Ive been known to be a little humourous
 hehehe ok excuse the spelling >RATS!    WINK !   
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« #787 : October 19, 2012, 02:05:58 PM »

@Tight    > grins oh baby your shoulders not only thing big !

kisses handsome  ! I`m smiling ;D
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« #788 : October 20, 2012, 03:23:53 AM »

This topic is rather quiet last time - are all the wonderful pick up lines gone? LOL
I actually noticed I either get cold invites or cute questions - same to you?

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« #789 : October 20, 2012, 07:28:35 AM »

cute questions? nah only get the same 'ol routine every time it seems lol but once in a while get something different like the other day one guy popped up saying i love a submissive woman

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« #790 : October 20, 2012, 09:11:29 PM »

hehe here's one i received last night when i was waiting for an angel :

him : hi
me  : hi
him : how r you
me : i'm fine
him : r you virgin
me : no
him : ok bye

lol i wonder if he was really think to find a virgin in achat  ;D , but i dont think there is a great number of virgins here  ;D


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« #791 : October 21, 2012, 02:39:00 AM »

Or there is a new kind of AChat-virgins :) Perhaps we should make a new group....lol

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« #792 : October 21, 2012, 10:59:58 AM »

lol


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« #793 : October 21, 2012, 05:45:42 PM »

well i was a virgin on here for a while till i got the real taste one day a little less than a year ago :)

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« #794 : October 21, 2012, 06:39:38 PM »

HIM   hi
HIM  do u have a pussy juice?

Sorry, couldnt answer, was laughing too much.   Classic opener. 


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