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The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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jondas
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Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#825 :
February 26, 2013, 02:51:05 AM »
@ bluedenim pourquoi pas?
I think we should tune back to english, sorry again!
bluedenim
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Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#826 :
February 26, 2013, 02:52:43 AM »
lolz
me too!
I love to be dominated, my mission is to serve .
Brandybee
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Sweet As Honey With A Cheeky Sting. BUZZ !!
Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#827 :
April 01, 2013, 11:16:17 PM »
This is quite funny. Today I was canvassing people in the game to read the newly published Erotic Story Contest 4 Stories & vote... and the conversation's go like this :-
Brandybee to HIM: Hi ya, Achats Forum have published the new erotic contest stories. Would you be interested in reading & voting for your favourite ?
About an hour passed, whilst I was chatting to others, about 11 people or so to just to give you an idea of time span.
WICKED WITCH: Stay of my husband!
WICKED WITCH: fucking slut.
WICKED WITCH : whore.
I continue and finish my conversation ( Shes not really named WICKED WITCH btw but it suits her ) ..... and then decide to deal with her.
Brandybee to WICKED WITCH: WHATS YOU’RE PROBLEM?
WICKED WITCH: you are my problem slut
WICKED WITCH: stay away from my boyfriend
WICKED WITCH: whore
Brandybee to WICKED WITCH: DONT SWEAR AT ME, YOU CROSS MINDED LITTLE TWIT UNTIL YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
WICKED WITCH: hahahahahahahaha.
WICKED WITCH: crazy slut
WICKED WITCH: i smash your face down
Brandybee to WICKED WITCH: YOU WANT TO EXCHANGE VERBALS I’LL WIPE THE FLOOR WITH SOMEONE LIKE YOU, YOU SILLY LITTLE IDIOT
WICKED WITCH: HAHAHAHA.
Brandybee to WICKED WITCH: DON'T YOU EVER ATTACK ME LIKE THAT AGAIN YOU SILLY LITTLE PIECE OF SCUM
Brandybee to WICKED WITCH: YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME NICE, FEEL FREE, BUT DON'T USE YOUR SHITTY LITTLE TONGUE AT ME LIKE THAT AGAIN
Brandybee to WICKED WITCH: DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
Brandybee to WICKED WITCH: NOW, GO AWAY, I WILL SPEAK TO WHOM EVER I WANT TOO
WICKED WITCH: shut up street whore
WICKED WITCH: ugly bitch,
Brandybee to WICKED WITCH: IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO? YOU NEED TO LEARN PROPER VERBALS
WICKED WITCH: i don't need your comment
WICKED WITCH: blababla
WICKED WITCH: shut the fuckk off
WICKED WITCH: HAHAHA.
Brandybee to WICKED WITCH: LIKE I HOPE A GREAT PLAGUE BEFALLS YOU, SORES AND PESTILENCE BREAKS OUT ON YOUR SKIN AND YOU WEEP IN TERROR
WICKED WITCH: shuuuuuuuuuuuuut up
Brandybee to WICKED WITCH: ROFLMAO
Brandybee to WICKED WITCH: NEXT TIME USE YOUR IMAGINATION
I then messaged her spouse, who surprisingly didn’t answer
Brandybee to HIM: Did I offend you in any way?
Chatted with other persons but I buzzed the spouse again.... just to piss off WICKET WITCH
Brandybee to HIM: Hi ya, Achats Forum have published the new erotic contest stories. Would you be interested in reading & voting for your favourite ?
Continued my chat and then asked the Spouse
Brandybee to HIM: Are you talking?
Carried on my conversation.
Brandybee to HIM: Well I dont know, whether you are just ignoring me or you are afk but I think you should know, your spouse just verbally attacked me for no reason, using the vilest of language & insults. I don’t appreciate it and ask you not to involve me again in your conversations. Thank you.
Sorry, the selected user is offline and cannot hear you...
Surprisingly he had logged off SO I BLOODY MESSAGED HIM THE ABOVE INFO.
WICKED WITCH stayed on but didn't abuse me further - pity really, I got lots of terrible plagues to bestow..... and she just logged off later.
I wanted to share this with you, because it amused me rotton, the best is .... He had another spouse besides the WICKED WITCH LMAO
Guess my message is, Don't ever be intimidated by these silly people
THERE'S A LITTLE BIT OF DEVIL IN MY ANGEL EYES
Adera
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Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#828 :
April 02, 2013, 01:41:18 AM »
I think he didn't understand what you tried to informed him of, be it language barrier or what not, though that didn't stop him from telling his jealous spouse about you contacting him.
Or maybe he simply enjoys letting out his crazy spouse on other women... that's a healthy relationship.
Still... weird people it would seem.
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: April 02, 2013, 08:48:57 AM Adera
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hentaiboy69
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Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#829 :
April 02, 2013, 03:19:02 AM »
or the WICKED WITCH is simple him with another account.....lol!
why AChat is full of idiots, sometimes!? oh, yes, i know why.....cause they think they can have easy sex!
Momma_andrea
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Lady of the twin moons©
Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#830 :
April 02, 2013, 05:06:47 AM »
LOL, well here in America we have an old saying: Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.
When I had Admin powers on a game server I learned to just shut them out...Until I got the power of "KICK" then I would boot them from the server, mid rant.
http://redandbrunettelesbian.tumblr.com
Brandybee
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Sweet As Honey With A Cheeky Sting. BUZZ !!
Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#831 :
April 02, 2013, 07:14:36 AM »
All of you have good points
@ Adera, I think you are probably right ... I may just see if I can find an interpreter to explain the situation... There is no excuse for that that kind of unprovoked attack and I want to make sure that Wicked Witch and her Spouse are left in no doubt of that , that kind of behaviour will not be tolerated on here... ever...
A simple, no English or even a no answer would have sufficed.
@ HB You could also be right, the only person in her list was the Spouse...
@ Momma _ Andrea .. We have that too, wise old words. We don't have the " kick powers", but we do have the support of Achat Gods when needed.
However, like you know, the power of words can be very strong to resolve a situation & I always like to give persons the benefit of doubt and reason first... and let them know .... WE WONT BE BULLIED, such actions has consequences... And of course, this site is one of the best around... just look at our Forum residents ...
I love a challenge LOL
THERE'S A LITTLE BIT OF DEVIL IN MY ANGEL EYES
islandsun
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Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#832 :
April 22, 2013, 04:52:35 PM »
Bullies I don`t like !
But can hold my own .
tangoracer
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Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#833 :
May 18, 2013, 07:40:11 AM »
WHAT A FIRST SET OF LINES
Ana_ _ _ _ _: cam x cam
Ana_ _ _ _ _: ana32_32@
Ana_ _ _ _ _: 1000As cam x cam
Ana_ _ _ _ _: mmmmmmmm
Then the invite
Have changed the name
hentaiboy69
Hero Member
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Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#834 :
May 19, 2013, 04:33:20 AM »
lol......yes, time by time it happen to see people who search for cam or skype...eh eh!
Urban
Sr. Member
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Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#835 :
May 21, 2013, 02:31:36 PM »
Just a fresh one, ok it is a classic
"her"r: coucou bébé tu veux me baiser pour 250 A ?
(Hello baby wanna fuck me for 250 A$ ?)
Urban to "her": coucou ma caille, non
(Hello honey, no)
"her": dommage je suis une vrai salope
(too bad i am a real slut)
"her": une grosse chienne
(a big horny dog) not sure about the translation
Urban to "her": effectivement c'est bien dommage
(indeed it is a pity)
Urban to "her": et puis les filles ne peuvent pas envoyer de A$ aux graçons
(and girls cannot send gift to the boys)
"her": et?
(and ?)
"her": tes une fille?
(are you a girl ?)
Urban to "her": non mais tu ma demandé si je voulais te baiser pour 250A, ce n'est pas possible tu ne peut pas me payer
(no but you ask me if i want to fuck you for 250 A$, it is no possible you cannot pay me
end of discution
sexilicious
Hero Member
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Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#836 :
May 21, 2013, 04:29:02 PM »
lol Urban nice one
loved the way you did it and thanks for the translation or be scratching my head going what
Lover
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Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#837 :
May 21, 2013, 04:35:15 PM »
Haha Urban yes, that's usually what i answer if they ask me for money.
Her: Hi bb, 250 for fuck?
Me: I don't take money for fun
break.....
sexilicious
Hero Member
: 2755
Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#838 :
May 21, 2013, 04:37:33 PM »
so if I then asked well ok how about for free then Lover
you still would tell me no since you only room with one person that way
All_for_you
Full Member
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here for fun :) :)
Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#839 :
June 24, 2013, 11:38:23 AM »
HEHEHE
Got this yesterday and got side tracked MMMMMM thanks LOVER MMMMMMM
NO HI HELLO JUST THIS
SKYPE AND CUM WITH ME
If I wanted to do that I would say so on my profile page
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