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« #30 : July 01, 2010, 10:01:59 PM »

i've had a number of homo and hetero guys ask me to the room.  i give the hetero guys a hard time about it, like why the hell you asking me in a room if you're hetero?!?!?  one hetero guy said he wanted to experiment, he actually talked to me about it, he then changed his profile to bi and went looking for guys  :D
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« #31 : July 01, 2010, 10:10:41 PM »

Thats great.  You helped someone find his inner eye. ;) 
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« #32 : July 02, 2010, 07:31:29 AM »

I'm almost tempted to keep a link to this thread handy, and when I run into them on AChat I will type "Go here... if anything in there looks at all familiar, stop it, then come back and we'll talk."

Bathed in moonlight
I'm proclaimed by angels cry
Think well
Do take your time
Because your soul
will be mine the day you die

Kamelot, Descent of the Archangel
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« #33 : July 20, 2010, 05:51:40 PM »


[/quote]i've had a few homo females asking me to fuck them too and i'm like...WTF?!?!?  one (Premium) girl was even quite aggressive about it.  she's on my ignore list now  ;D
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Almost sure it's the same person, with the same effect  ;)
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« #34 : July 20, 2010, 08:54:57 PM »

I haven't been on here long but I hate the cold invites like some said, then by the time U c them they are in a room. Also had the I'm new can U teach me line. Me I usually try to be a little talkative b4 I wanna go to a room. get to knwo the person some and U know c if may be some compatibilities. Some of em here must think that we are all hard up, with the A$ lines and fuck U for A$.... gets kinda sickening. but oh well, prostitution is the oldest game in the world, and now its online...lol
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« #35 : July 21, 2010, 01:00:45 PM »

 

"I bet youre a bad lover..."wanna prove me wrong? :P

I reply

"please, I know I'm good babe.  That line won't work on me.  Good try tho...LOL"

his reply

"hmmm...beside your beauty thres not much humorleft, huhB ;)


really i can't take these assholes anymore.  if they don't add a filter where only our friends or something can see us when we are on line, i'm out.  Or I going to have to set dates with my friends and show up then. 

I reply

wow, insulting me and complimenting me all in one.  Did we have a bad day? (he is on my ignore list)  see i found the humor in that. ;D
« : July 21, 2010, 01:06:26 PM sinnnn »
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« #36 : July 21, 2010, 02:49:20 PM »

Ohhh Sinnn if U didn't already know Assholes are Useful guys and gals like that are Hemmorhoids. Not useful and one hell of a pain in tha ASS!!!
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« #37 : July 21, 2010, 03:29:11 PM »

My solution: until that filter is in place, I've changed the orientation on my profile to "homo". It doesn't stop all assholes, but it does seem to reduce the flooding quite a bit ;D

And if you want a man, there's always a friend who is willing to help out :D
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« #38 : July 21, 2010, 03:42:06 PM »

i could give that a try but I also get the pain in the asses chics ot.  They come in all shapes, sizes and colors.  But I'll give your plan a try Carli. ;)
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« #39 : July 21, 2010, 03:47:16 PM »

That means all the friendly guys have to search for homo girls soon :(
So more and more real homo girls will get invitations from boys. Well done ;)

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« #40 : July 21, 2010, 04:34:44 PM »

Awwww sorry but the assholes are out numbering you nice guys.   :-\ ;D
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« #41 : July 21, 2010, 04:52:51 PM »




wow, insulting me and complimenting me all in one.  Did we have a bad day? (he is on my ignore list)  see i found the humor in that. ;D

Pain and pleasure and you'r still unhappy, ... womens  ;D
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« #42 : July 21, 2010, 04:55:32 PM »

Ahhh damn Lover... I didn't think of that!  >:(

I can however second the creepy chics.... I've even got that challenging BS from some.

Bathed in moonlight
I'm proclaimed by angels cry
Think well
Do take your time
Because your soul
will be mine the day you die

Kamelot, Descent of the Archangel
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« #43 : July 21, 2010, 06:01:26 PM »

Thats not pain and pleasure Urban.  Let me teach you. :P ;D
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« #44 : July 21, 2010, 06:26:18 PM »

 :-* :-* :-* That's all I have to say to that.  ;D ;D ;D

Bathed in moonlight
I'm proclaimed by angels cry
Think well
Do take your time
Because your soul
will be mine the day you die

Kamelot, Descent of the Archangel
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