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« #855 : July 09, 2013, 12:32:43 PM »




I like cookies





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« #856 : September 19, 2013, 07:32:27 PM »
WHY SOME MEN THINK I'M STUPID AND THAT THEY JUST HAVE TO TAKE A FEMALE AVATAR WHEN I SAY THAT I'M LESBIAN IN HOPE TO HAVE SEX WITH ME ?

"cold invit received"

Him   : hi
Him   : let's fucked
Him   : please
Me    : Hi , sorry , i'm lesbian

"30 sec later"

"cold invit received"

"Her" : hi baby
"Her" : let's fucked baby
Me    : I'm still lesbian

LOL

« : September 19, 2013, 09:13:22 PM Rukya »

                 STOP TO FAVORIZE THE MF ORIENTATION , FF PAY THE SAME PRICE THAN THEM AS ALL OTHERS ORIENTATIONS !!!!
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Sweet As Honey With A Cheeky Sting. BUZZ !!
« #857 : September 19, 2013, 07:44:35 PM »
ROFLMAO -      that's tickled me ,  thanks for sharing Rukya ... so funny

                         :)   :D   :P    THERE'S  A  LITTLE  BIT  OF  DEVIL  IN  MY  ANGEL  EYES       :)    :D    :P
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« #858 : September 20, 2013, 02:19:23 AM »
Rukya, next time confuse such idiots. When they appear with female avi, tell them you only room with real men... :D
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« #859 : September 20, 2013, 03:32:38 AM »
Quote from: Rukya on September 19, 2013, 07:32:27 PM
WHY SOME MEN THINK I'M STUPID AND THAT THEY JUST HAVE TO TAKE A FEMALE AVATAR WHEN I SAY THAT I'M LESBIAN IN HOPE TO HAVE SEX WITH ME ?

"cold invit received"

Him   : hi
Him   : let's fucked
Him   : please
Me    : Hi , sorry , i'm lesbian

"30 sec later"

"cold invit received"

"Her" : hi baby
"Her" : let's fucked baby
Me    : I'm still lesbian

LOL




 :D
I had to laugh out loud here.
That's so funny! Thank you for sharing!
My alley: http://www.funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,1884.0.html
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« #860 : September 20, 2013, 03:34:46 AM »
Quote from: Lover on September 20, 2013, 02:19:23 AM
Rukya, next time confuse such idiots. When they appear with female avi, tell them you only room with real men... :D

who like to take it up their ass....lol, asshole are everywhere|
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« #861 : September 20, 2013, 05:59:03 AM »
Quote from: Rukya on September 19, 2013, 07:32:27 PM
WHY SOME MEN THINK I'M STUPID AND THAT THEY JUST HAVE TO TAKE A FEMALE AVATAR WHEN I SAY THAT I'M LESBIAN IN HOPE TO HAVE SEX WITH ME ?

"cold invit received"

Him   : hi
Him   : let's fucked
Him   : please
Me    : Hi , sorry , i'm lesbian

"30 sec later"

"cold invit received"

"Her" : hi baby
"Her" : let's fucked baby
Me    : I'm still lesbian

LOL



LOL Rukya  :-*  you have such a sweet way with people that don't read profiles  ;)
hentaiboy69
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« #862 : September 20, 2013, 07:00:20 AM »
that "guy" was lucky....she can always us her paddle.... :o
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« #863 : September 20, 2013, 10:03:04 PM »
HB is right , next time i'll accept to room , then i'll choose the pose with the crop , the i'll hit his back pushing the speed to maximum  ;D

                 STOP TO FAVORIZE THE MF ORIENTATION , FF PAY THE SAME PRICE THAN THEM AS ALL OTHERS ORIENTATIONS !!!!
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« #864 : September 21, 2013, 03:58:17 AM »
lol...what if he likes it?
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« #865 : September 21, 2013, 04:03:50 AM »
Lol i dont think that a man introducing himself saying "lets fucked" will like to have his back croped in full speed  ;D

                 STOP TO FAVORIZE THE MF ORIENTATION , FF PAY THE SAME PRICE THAN THEM AS ALL OTHERS ORIENTATIONS !!!!
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« #866 : September 21, 2013, 05:37:39 AM »
i know one who will.... ::)
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« #867 : September 21, 2013, 07:23:34 AM »
I know several Rukya, I introduce you if you want  ;D

I'm here for the pleasure of my body and my... mind
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« #868 : September 25, 2013, 12:51:00 AM »
well you could choose the male submission pose,... kick him in the balls and leave  ::)
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« #869 : September 25, 2013, 02:35:12 AM »
Hey Bear,  good to see you  popping in ...   :-*

Cookie  Monsters are a bug bare  but  we can vent  here and they do cause a smile or two   ;D
 

                         :)   :D   :P    THERE'S  A  LITTLE  BIT  OF  DEVIL  IN  MY  ANGEL  EYES       :)    :D    :P
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