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this one is just funny.
I had written in my tagline   "No matter what I may say... I miss Claire."

So I get "Hello, Miss Claire"   TWICE

MA that is cruel, making fun of those with ESL

I get so many and sometimes I have a hard time trying to understand what they are after. Although, in retrospect, I guess it is pretty obvious what they are always after.

Anyway, I have a hard time saying ass because I was brought up using the word arse so sometimes, when I see a request for mine and I am not interested, I tell them I don't have one "but I have a pair of old mules that are worn out and I am thinking of getting rid of, you're welcome to them". Of course, invariably, they don't have a clue what (a pair of) mules are.

Right...
I've logged just to watch the new update which took me ... 1 minute (was the time I spent online), and had a Cookie Monster gracing me with his presence and romantic words, that certainly have made my day a little better:

Him:  invite me baby your room and fuck me

Now I'm confused... Shall I invite "him and my room to **** him?" ... Is he inviting me or my room?
That's weird and doesn't make any sense. Since when rooms are able to **** people? What shocks me is not him inviting me in that special and romantic way, but inviting my room? I find it very rude... I'll be posting "Don't Cold Invite my Room. It has feelings aswell"

Help in figuring out what this brilliant mind wanted to say will be well appreciated.

LMAO honey....
Give him your room, we just need our terrace..and in winter we have our yacht...lol

It's very simple Marilyn, I don't speak well English but I understand that he want:
He want that you fuck him with your room ! or a 3 some with you and your room !
Simple no ? 

@Lover, don't give details. People will think that we are rich, lol. Never speak about your patrimony in public.

@Nat, lol!!
I think that he was using me to seduce my room. In fact he wanted my room in his bed.

@Lover

OT: I'm not making fun of his spelling. The english is not my main language and I spell it with mistakes sometimes.

We all don't love about his spelling - but his attitude is obviously and his style is asshole-style.

MA that is cruel, making fun of those with ESL

I get so many and sometimes I have a hard time trying to understand what they are after. Although, in retrospect, I guess it is pretty obvious what they are always after.

Anyway, I have a hard time saying ass because I was brought up using the word arse so sometimes, when I see a request for mine and I am not interested, I tell them I don't have one "but I have a pair of old mules that are worn out and I am thinking of getting rid of, you're welcome to them". Of course, invariably, they don't have a clue what (a pair of) mules are.

LOL I always refer to mules when people say ass. it is more correct and i'm not one to cuss. Just like dam is what the beaver's build

Some might know that I've got in my location: Achat Fashion Designer.
Sometimes some approach me asking how are my designs, etc.

Today i've had this:

Him: and who designed you baby ? a genius ?
Him: l'm sure about it
Him: how are u doing perfect product of the hand of a genius ?

I was a bit busy and haven't replied...

Him: a pity you are mute baby

But as he was being nice I said that I was busy and in the end he made me smile with his words. In this case I wouldn't call them bad pickups.

For the next time Rukya:
1- take the gift
2- first pose: dance
3- action: slap the face
4- exit the room
5- Put the user in your ignore list

That's all 

I know, it's bad but sometimes it's good to be bad