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« #180 : October 19, 2010, 11:13:42 AM »

I've seen that line too, it's really bad.
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« #181 : October 19, 2010, 03:07:55 PM »

Sex?
oh come on, you all miss General Chat and it's brilliant pick up lines!


typically respond to that "Male"

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« #182 : October 19, 2010, 03:43:46 PM »

Jenny, I do! miss General Chat...lol


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« #183 : October 21, 2010, 06:46:08 AM »

Congrats on the 300....and...still waiting for that riding lesson...   :-*   
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« #184 : October 21, 2010, 08:34:56 AM »

Haven't forgotten my dear,...besides I have a new box of Junior Mints by the bedside waiting for you

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« #185 : November 08, 2010, 01:35:08 PM »

I just checked in achat and someone completly random has left me her msn while I've been offline.
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« #186 : November 09, 2010, 12:19:20 PM »

Now you know about your big attraction ;)

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« #187 : November 10, 2010, 07:25:59 AM »

I hate when they ask if I want to msn or "CHAT".  Or the message that say "Hey you want to see my real DIck?"   I mean really isn't that what lil boys use to ask us in school.  WTF do I want to see a picture of it for.  I know what a dick looks like.  Unless it does something REALLY unique, I don't need to see a picture. 

Oh my other favorite is, "Hi, its been a long time how are you?"  Honestly I never talked to this person ever but they would have me think that we have.  Mind games.  Mind games now, lol.
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« #188 : November 10, 2010, 08:58:31 AM »

I've been approach by a guy saying "I was just fucked by a big black cock", I really don't know what to respond to that... maybe "good for you".
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« #189 : November 10, 2010, 09:45:10 AM »

Not certain if you are writing what you meant,...some guy saying he was fucked by a BBC? ::)

If you're getting cold calls, with that opening line,...and are offended...I told the groupie once when she was pestered by such a one to simply say

"How quaint,...but my boyfriend is a full blooded Sioux and I am not interested in downsizing"

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« #190 : November 10, 2010, 09:58:29 AM »

Yeah he told he was fucked by an BBC, there are quite a few guys out there that wants a mistress shemale to fuck them.
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« #191 : November 10, 2010, 09:58:38 AM »

could be a bi-guy...or a homo

and i don't get it. who says that the girls have to reply to every obnoxious comment they get from the guys. i know there is fun in that...putting the guy in his place...but wouldn't it be just as easy to ignore them and not comment at all?
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« #192 : November 10, 2010, 10:09:08 AM »

They don't,..I would ignore or just say no thanks,..but some are persistent.

Sounds he was looking for a partner for his fantasy with Adera,..unless he was being obnoxiously pushy about it, I'd ignore

Tell her him you are Lofn incarnate  more than capable of giving him pleasure...

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« #193 : November 10, 2010, 10:32:46 AM »

Lofn?

And I ignore because I have the genuine concern that any sort of acknowledgment would be taken as encouragement.

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« #194 : November 10, 2010, 10:41:22 AM »

I just found it to be a bad pick up line. I usually ignore them or just tell them I'm sorry and that I'm not into that.
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