*pictures in her mind Unhealer humping the ground for planting/seeding flowers*
<redneck>
Sorry bub, I ain't takin' no chances here... tree-huggin' I reckon is them hippy-crap, but dirt-humpin'? We don't take kindly to that kinda practices...
Mary Sue, git me me ole shotgun! Bobby Joe, where ya left that frikkin' chainsaw at when we cut da hog up fer chrismes?!
</redneck>
Well, it's either easing down a chainsaw or swinging sharp implements with "crappy female (m)aiming abilities"...
Of course you could start dating vegans too, but I wouldn't wish that on anybody...