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Off-Topic => Quizz, Fav TV, Fav Music, Fav Films, Books... => Topic started by: Dannyello on August 30, 2009, 02:59:38 PM
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After the introduction of police uniforms we have now to chat a police station.
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Here we can post some jokes and funny happenings in chat. :D :D :D
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Tell me,is a good idea? ??? :-*
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yes, go on :)
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Yet we have no post from Louna(specialist in black humor)or a great admirer EMO. ??? ??? :-\
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We need an eye doctor.Many participants have eyeglasses.For chat it's normal;but in room?Is funny when they say(probably) :"Let my bring eyeglasses to see what happens here"(very sexy) :D :D :D -I forgot we had a group of nurses to cure any.
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Dear Dannyello. Not Emo Just morbid ;-)
Louna aka Wednesday (http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j271/crackhead-records/WednesdayAddams.jpg)
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And what is the difference? ??? :D :D
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EMO is a style of Music!
and Morbid? ........................................................No ;-)
Louna aka Wednesday (http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j271/crackhead-records/WednesdayAddams.jpg)
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Is a current;clothing,lifestyle(morbid lifestyle)...etc.You love family Adams(morbid lifestyle)and blood and pee test(good joke)and cemetery.Is morbid.I love to see you at night in cemetery.I think you make pee test. :D :-* :D
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may emo buy a happy meal @ mc.D.?
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I can't find Wednesday with Blonde hair. But i luv Wednesday. What can i do?
My new signature
(http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j271/crackhead-records/WednesdayAddams.jpg)
(http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs37/i/2008/263/0/f/People_are_Strange_by_Cast_Down_Doll.jpg)
Louna aka Wednesday and Morbid Girl the best of both worlds ;-)
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We need an eye doctor.Many participants have eyeglasses.For chat it's normal;but in room?Is funny when they say(probably) :"Let my bring eyeglasses to see what happens here"(very sexy) :D :D :D -I forgot we had a group of nurses to cure any.
Another doctor:for football team,but for them we need all the technical staff.Question:who is the coach?(Hamlet). ??? ;)
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Many people change their identity, but they forget those small photo, to the left, with the old identity. :D :D :D Tom cat ,in cartoons it hides the same(after a rake).(By the way,Louna ,you like Tom?-The cat,of course ,not administrator). :D :D :D
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Tom the cat? he's a boy i'm pretty sure 'cause sunglasses ;-)
Louna the Morbid Girl ;-) (http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs37/i/2008/263/0/f/People_are_Strange_by_Cast_Down_Doll.jpg)
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Only with EYEGLASSES,understand?EYEGLASSES.(But that is another discussion).In rest?Return upside down picture. I twisted my neck.Please? ::) ::)
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No ;-)
Louna the Morbid Girl (http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs37/i/2008/263/0/f/People_are_Strange_by_Cast_Down_Doll.jpg)
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NO?OK;i return upside down and i solved problem.You like ,yes?I feel dizzy,i lost my power;fall down,aaaaaaaaa-buf .You like,yes?You re sadistic girl;you like my suffering. :o :-[
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No!
Louna the Morbid Girl ;-)(http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs37/i/2008/263/0/f/People_are_Strange_by_Cast_Down_Doll.jpg)
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I have seen you in TOP.Again your head is upside down.In TOP upside down????Be careful:you do not straddle out;maybe someone has the whole picture and he can see all details . :D :-*
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We have two sexes in chat:women and men.You enter another gender:type neutral.Neutral no talks no make sex;he(she)sits,looks around,sits again and again looks around and after two-three hours say:another heavy night ::);but maybe can talk each other.Chaplin's comedies. :D
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DIALOGUE in "TOP"(another topic):S-"Where is that list?I don't see a list." D-"Pag.1,Reply8" F-"Totally useless....." S-"I do not see anything in answer 8" B-"I should not have said list.After you "complained" ,your name was taken out of that post." (Theater)
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DIALOGUE in "TOP"(another topic):S-"Where is that list?I don't see a list." D-"Pag.1,Reply8" F-"Totally useless....." S-"I do not see anything in answer 8" B-"I should not have said list.After you "complained" ,your name was taken out of that post." (Theater)
You don't understand : nobody cares if you call that a list or a top. That's not the point at all...
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Here are not talking about the list(TOP).I emphasized:dialogue humorous.For the list we go to TOP(another topic) ;)
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Some humorous quotes by Dannyello ;-)
These BOY-GIRL,GIRL-BOY could be suspended.One week,two,three.I suppose the administrators can identify./I think eyeglasses are a sign of recognition for girls-guys?/[Yes,eyeglasses.Girls with eyeglasses.Are boys,not all ,but most.Only a few are girls./quote]
Putting a smile on your face. i empasized humorous quotes from "False Identify?" Thread ;-) Have a good day ;-P
Louna the Morbid Girl ;-) (http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs37/i/2008/263/0/f/People_are_Strange_by_Cast_Down_Doll.jpg)
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Yes,go one; :-*But post and the new picture,all people can see how are you in reality. ::)
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Yes,go one; :-*But post and the new picture,all people can see how are you in reality.
another humorous quote from "No People Found" in partner Search;-)
Louna the Morbid Girl ;-)(http://pichipoeme.p.i.pic.centerblog.net/0dx05lxh.jpg)
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Is simple:I published under a pseudonym, ok? :D :-*
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Ok NoPeopleFoundInPartnerSearch ;-)
Louna the Morbid Girl ;-) (http://pichipoeme.p.i.pic.centerblog.net/0dx05lxh.jpg)
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Invisible man? :D I am a invisible man. :o
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Ok
Louna the Morbid Girl (http://pichipoeme.p.i.pic.centerblog.net/0dx05lxh.jpg)
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Invisible man? :D I am a invisible man. :o
do you mind if i ask you a question?
are you a twelve year old kid?
i just can't imagine a more or less intelligent adult posting crap like yours...
i mean not that i'm not enjoying reading it - it's always a great fun because it's so absurd and makes so little sense that it makes me laughing my ass off for minutes.
and btw, the female #1 in your "TOP" post is a guy in real, somebody who admitted it months ago and still returned to using that account again ...
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Topic is "Humor in chat".Humor is of many kinds:language,situations,absurd,burlesque,etc.I alternated some types of humor here. No.1"LADIES" is a guy in real ? No matter.His picture was the best in section "LADIES"(is my opinion).A little joke:IT was the prettiest girl of the guys.(or viceversa?).Anyway:Congratulations for the picture. :-* ;)
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lmao
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For LOUNA:My next pseudonym will be-"SB&NS"(Silvio B & Nicholas S). :D
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Ok
Louna the Morbid Girl (http://pichipoeme.p.i.pic.centerblog.net/0dx05lxh.jpg)
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In topic "TOP",Sandy( at last picture)has small horns and partner testicles black. :D ;)
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yeah well you have 1 tooth and a small thingy that girls go :o when they see it and ::) there eyes because it feels like a itch during sex with you
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You could much more. ;)
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TOP TEN WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS...
10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
9. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
6. You're using your cell phone to dial up bumper stickers that says, "How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT."
5. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
4. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
3. You're counting down the days until menopause.
2. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
1. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday
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Yes,is more better;first pictures is very nice.Much more. ;)
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Hey all just thought I would stop bye and say hi nad leave a joke on my way out
TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND...
10. Cats' facial expressions
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds
7. Fat clothes
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time
5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell
4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow
3. Eyelash curlers
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made
1. OTHER WOMEN
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:D :D :DDannyello published TOP(Beauty)and Sandy published TOP NEGATIVE;Dannyello is bad and Sandy good? :D :D :D :-*
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TOP TEN THINGS WOMEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A PENIS FOR A DAY...
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.
9. Get a blow job.
8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.
6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.
5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.
3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.
1. Repeat number 9......
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:D :D :DDannyello published TOP(Beauty)and Sandy published TOP NEGATIVE;Dannyello is bad and Sandy good? :D :D :D :-*
GO ON. It's good.
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OOO my God you are a dork
You were going to post it
Well,I can see:It's time for NEGATIVE TOP.After three days.....you know ,yes?Publish NEGATIVE TOP. I wait your opinion. 8) :-*
Again not express your option.After two days i publish NEGATIVE TOP. :-*
I just beat you to it with the truth...
Now thats humor
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Yes;I wanted You get here. ;D :-*
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Sandy boycott topic TOP(for beauty persons) with NEGATIVE TOP??Ha,ha,ha.Black humor. :D :D :D
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Recipe for happiness :Sandy and I do together TOP. ;) :D I wait to make her first step. :-* Ladies supremacy. ;) :-*
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In another topic Louna wants" morbid clothes" and Nico's reply:poor us.They do not know the truth:here is a camp of nudism. :D :D
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Well I had a great time with a charming guy lenny i think...
he first didnt even ask me how I am but did make a very nice compliment.
I answered someone else's chat
he asked about boxing me in somewhere if i could invite him into a room or search my body for something
I asked him if he have a warrant
he said i can frisk him for one
I laughed lol! dont know what to say but learned next time it will be 'i decided to rest my case' :P
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Probably he did not know the language. ;) Of the whole story I got a little problem:earlier you had a picture of the boy? ::)Choose please(if you want) ;)
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More seriously. >:( Love and humor go hand in hand. :) We discuss only seriously:where put panties,about sex(from left to right or from top to bottom). :D There are many hilarious situations that go around. You missed the humor? :'( As you like. 8)
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Soon I will open a new topic:"HISTORY-A CHAT";you will find many historical news about "A Chat". 8) ;) (To revitalize "Forum". :-* ;)
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A clarification:the first chapter-"GENESIS" ;)
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Chapter 2: "Henchman" ;D 8)
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Chapter 3: "dannyello rising"
Chapter 4: "Apocalypse"
Chapter 5: "danyello falling"
Chapter 6: "Silence"
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Chapter 3: "dannyello rising"
Chapter 4: "Apocalypse"
Chapter 5: "danyello falling"
Chapter 6: "Silence"
ROTFLMAO!!!
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Chapter 3: "dannyello rising"
Chapter 4: "Apocalypse"
Chapter 5: "danyello falling"
Chapter 6: "Silence"
THERE ARE ONLY 4 CHAPTERS:GENESIS,HENCHMAN,THE BATTLE,EXODUS AND AN EPILOGUE. ;) :)
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You will see another topic (better) "Mathematics chat" ;D :-*
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Many talk about sexual techniques and positions. They all think all want be Rocco Siffredi. Many of them remained just imagination. In reality... :'(
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Many" girls" have disappeared from the chat. Not longer can change the name and sex. I'm sorry for them;was interesting how as they try to be girls. ;) :D :'( :-*
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I got this message : " I made a great discovery : I can have sex in all languages ; enjoy for me! " Here's a happy man. ;D Blessed are the poor in spirit ,for them is the kingdom of heaven . ;) 8)
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He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . . .. That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said .. .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
And finally:
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.
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Know people don't try this at in real live karma will come get you.
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting?
Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a f****** break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a turd.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a sh*thead.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with
the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired....... It's important at my age......
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A man comes home from work, to find his wife working out with a pair of dumbbells, and an assorted array of training equipment strategically placed around the living room.
“What’s all this?”
He asks.
“Well dear, I read an article in my magazine, which said it would help me achieve a better body.”
“And how much did it cost?”
She replies.
“$1300 .”
“$1300 !”
he wails,
“I work my nuts off to earn that sort of money. What do you want with all this equipment at that price for anyway?”
“Well.”
She replies.
“It says in the article, that if I use the dumbbells and weight training equipment enough, it’ll make my boobs bigger.”
“BOOBS bigger! You don’t need any weight training equipment to make your boobs bigger. You just need a couple of pieces of toilet paper.”
“How will that work?”
asks his wife.
“You get the toilet paper and rub it between your boobs, and they’ll get bigger.”
“Will it work?”
enquires his wife.
“Of course it’ll work.
Look what it’s done for your arse
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Kinky vs Perverted
Kinky is when you use a feather.
Perverted is when you use the entire bird.
Kinky is when, in the moment of ecstasy, you call her Wilma and she calls you Fred.
Perverted is when, in the moment of ecstasy, you yell out Yabba-Dabba Dooooo and she barks like Dino
Kinky is when she handcuffs you.
Perverted is when she calls in her dog.
That is so wrong! LOL
Where is the delete button?
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When Roleplay goes wrong
Doing my bit to help save the environment by recycling old jokes ;D
Him: "Id like you to be a real authentic, naughty schoolgirl tonight"
Her: "Mmm sure sounds hot darling.
Him: "Whats that?"
Her: "It's a letter from my parents saying I don't have to join in"
Him: "Roleplay tonight?"
Her: "Mmm yes please, Fireman to the rescue I think."
Him: Spends 2 days stuck up a tree dressed as a cat.
Her: "My husband & I love to roleplay"
Her: "Oh really? What do you get upto?"
Her: "Well I pretend to play dead & he pretends to enjoy it"
Her: "Honey tonight I'm dressing up as a sexy builder"
Him: "A sexy builder? Ok - sounds kinda kinky, what should I dress up as?"
Her: "Cement"
Him: "Cement?"
Her: "It takes ages to get hard after being laid. Seemed appropriate"
Him: "I've got 5 different flavoured condoms for tonight darling"
Her: "Oh baby, sounds fun. Why not blindfold me & I can guess the flavour"
Him: "I like your thinking, sure thing"
Her: "Camembert?"
Him: "I've not put it on yet !"
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A man who had spent his whole life in the desert visited a friend. He'd never seen a train or the tracks they run on. While standing in the middle of the RR tracks, he heard a whistle, but didn't know what it was. Predictably, he's hit and is thrown, ass-over-tea-kettle, to the side of the tracks, with some minor internal injuries, a few broken bones, and some bruises.
After weeks in the hospital recovering, he's at his friend's house attending a party. While in the kitchen, he suddenly hears the teakettle whistling. He grabs a baseball bat from the nearby closet and proceeds to batter and bash the teakettle into an unrecognizable lump of metal. His friend, hearing the ruckus, rushes into the kitchen, sees what's happened and asks the desert man, "Why'd you ruin my good tea kettle?"
The desert man replies, "Man, you gotta kill these things when they're small.