Brandy, you think we get to sit in Santa's lap and tell him our wishes? I know it might be underhanded but how about a knee each so we can pressure him about our wishes? ;)
Any other girls that want to tell Santa her "wishes"? Give him a neck massage to make him relax some, the holiday stress can make people stiff here and there I've heard. ;)
Heheh... Santa doesn't have much of a lap, but he could use a good neck massage... be careful though... if he gets too happy he spits.
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