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Title: Some funny thoughts
Post by: Richard_Wolf on May 29, 2013, 03:55:01 PM

A day or so ago I was talking about some  story lines and rewriting fairy tales ...

Well I got to thinking on my way home from work .. What was about The Three Bears, child cruelty ?

Mum's porridge was cold .... So a walk in woods ... why? .. It's not going to warm while she's out

dad's porridge was too hot .... well blow on it you prick

baby bears porridge was just right .. Why don't you let your son eat his porridge while it's just right you cruel bastards

Title: Re: Some funny thoughts
Post by: sexilicious on May 29, 2013, 04:03:06 PM

lol maybe a walk in the woods cause bears don't eat porridge ;D plus it wasn't like that when they left so maybe they all were too hot when they first sat down

Title: Re: Some funny thoughts
Post by: Richard_Wolf on May 29, 2013, 04:06:00 PM

(http://i1307.photobucket.com/albums/s583/matt0_20091/150132_450773394948360_1587989886_n_zps73a69112.jpg)

Title: Re: Some funny thoughts
Post by: Richard_Wolf on May 29, 2013, 04:13:36 PM

This year on my Christmas tree I'm having :-

(http://i1307.photobucket.com/albums/s583/matt0_20091/1907_1_zps43fa65b4.jpg)

Title: Re: Some funny thoughts
Post by: sexilicious on May 29, 2013, 04:49:23 PM

lol those snowmen better not get too hot or they will melt ;)

Title: Re: Some funny thoughts
Post by: Richard_Wolf on May 29, 2013, 04:59:30 PM

Laughs ..... Then they would be just the leather and carrots dangling of the branches and a puddle on the floor

Title: Re: Some funny thoughts
Post by: sexilicious on May 29, 2013, 05:08:24 PM

hehe :)

Title: Re: Some funny thoughts
Post by: Richard_Wolf on May 29, 2013, 05:35:10 PM

chuckles ... blind folds you and spins you around before going to get a coffee .....

Title: Re: Some funny thoughts
Post by: sexilicious on May 29, 2013, 06:03:52 PM

LOL blindfolds make me comfy ;) *accidentally spills your coffee when you return* oops clumsy me bit tipsy and can't see ;D

Title: Re: Some funny thoughts
Post by: Brandybee on May 29, 2013, 06:41:15 PM

Quote from: Richard_Wolf on May 29, 2013, 03:55:01 PM

A day or so ago I was talking about some  story lines and rewriting fairy tales ...

Well I got to thinking on my way home from work .. What was about The Three Bears, child cruelty ?

Mum's porridge was cold .... So a walk in woods ... why? .. It's not going to warm while she's out

dad's porridge was too hot .... well blow on it you prick

baby bears porridge was just right .. Why don't you let your son eat his porridge while it's just right you cruel bastards

Worst than that though  Goldilocks was a burglar, broke in, helped herself to food and broke a chair , causing damage .  She should be locked up, the little delinquent !!!   :o

And Jack and the Beanstalk,  well ...  Jack was just a murderous thief.  !!!   :o

Title: Re: Some funny thoughts
Post by: Momma_andrea on May 29, 2013, 08:09:20 PM

At least he eats Grandma.  Old ladies need ORAL too.

Title: Re: Some funny thoughts
Post by: jayc on May 29, 2013, 11:19:47 PM

lets not forget Grimms fairy tales, my dad used to read those to us when we were kids  :o
not for the faint at heart and not good bedtime stories..........just read Rumplestiltskin or my favorite childhood horror story The wolf and seven little kids.

http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~spok/grimmtmp/     a link to all the Grimm brothers stories   enjoy

Title: Re: Some funny thoughts
Post by: hentaiboy69 on May 30, 2013, 01:20:30 AM

Quote from: Richard_Wolf on May 29, 2013, 03:55:01 PM

A day or so ago I was talking about some  story lines and rewriting fairy tales ...

Well I got to thinking on my way home from work .. What was about The Three Bears, child cruelty ?

Mum's porridge was cold .... So a walk in woods ... why? .. It's not going to warm while she's out

dad's porridge was too hot .... well blow on it you prick

baby bears porridge was just right .. Why don't you let your son eat his porridge while it's just right you cruel bastards

Wolf, you are talking about "Twisted Fairy Tale", something many artists around DeviantArt had realized and post as their works....well, of course many there are pics and some are really well done, trust me!

some example here:  http://jeftoon01.deviantart.com/gallery/11344500

Title: Re: Some funny thoughts
Post by: Richard_Wolf on May 30, 2013, 04:14:32 AM

See what I started ......

Hi HB ... I love Deviant Art  there a lot of very talented artists on that site. Some those artists put my efforts to shame !!!

Title: Re: Some funny thoughts
Post by: hentaiboy69 on May 30, 2013, 04:31:47 AM

yes......love some of the work i see there, specially Sunstone comic.......LOVE IT! a wonderfull BDSM comics of a great artist who had work on Witchblade comic and now he have a new one....Ravine!

Here a page on forum for the Sunstone comic: http://www.funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,2508.0.html

aaaaaand here some of the artist concept:

(http://th07.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2013/116/e/c/alan_s_catalogue_page_1_by_shiniez-d632jko.jpg)(http://th01.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2013/117/c/3/alan_s_catalogue_page_2_by_shiniez-d636v7t.jpg)

(http://th05.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2013/118/7/3/alans_catalogue_page_3_by_shiniez-d63by54.jpg)

Title: Re: Some funny thoughts
Post by: hentaiboy69 on May 30, 2013, 04:38:29 AM

BTW......about Sunstone......don't know if someone of you remember the part in the B&G about placing a bed in Master Tango's dungeon before the furry party....

well, here i had add a char named Alan....soooooo, i can tell you it's based (to don't tell he is the same guy!) to the Alan you can find in Sustone! Really, my friends....take a look at that comic! you don't gonna waste your time!


@Paddle Queen: i'm sure you gonna like it too, cause the main two char are two lesbian!

Title: Re: Some funny thoughts
Post by: Richard_Wolf on May 30, 2013, 05:09:00 AM

I haven't read the stories on Deviant art or the comics but I have seed a lot of the art work from them. Some of the fantasy art I've used on rp sites in html chat rooms, always with the artists permission. I always make sure that if I do use some piece of art I give the artist credit for it too ... I think that it is important to do that for the artist and the site.

Title: Re: Some funny thoughts
Post by: Richard_Wolf on May 30, 2013, 05:32:10 AM

Quote from: jcm0824 on May 29, 2013, 07:40:33 PM

And the Big bad wolf is a home wrecker ...

No ... No ... He was only the big bad Wolf ... What they never said in that tail was that
1. The three little pigs didn't apply for planning
2. Wolfie was testing the designs of the houses to withstand a tornado
3. the pigs murdered him in a most horrific  manner just for checking the chimney out properly .....
4. The three pigs together caused countless nightmares ...

Many children go to bed thinking pigs are going going to use their toes for some strange rhyme  ....

And Andrea is right ... That was why  Wolfie was in Grandma's bed room ... little red riding hood got jealous and framed Wolfie for "eating " grandma .. really he locked grandma in the cupboard as punishment for giving little red riding hood his red cloak ...

Title: Re: Some funny thoughts
Post by: hentaiboy69 on May 30, 2013, 06:33:38 AM

Quote from: Richard_Wolf on May 30, 2013, 05:09:00 AM

I haven't read the stories on Deviant art or the comics but I have seed a lot of the art work from them. Some of the fantasy art I've used on rp sites in html chat rooms, always with the artists permission. I always make sure that if I do use some piece of art I give the artist credit for it too ... I think that it is important to do that for the artist and the site.

I agree......an artist work hard to create his pieces, so it's right to ask him/her permission to use his/her creation!

BTW.......here is the 3D work i have done about the bed...lolololol!

(http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/5299/bdsmbed.png)

Title: Re: Some funny thoughts
Post by: sexilicious on May 30, 2013, 06:36:55 AM

ooooooooo can i help test the bed HB :)

Title: Re: Some funny thoughts
Post by: hentaiboy69 on May 30, 2013, 06:56:57 AM

Leeeet's see!

Title: Re: Some funny thoughts
Post by: Brandybee on May 30, 2013, 08:41:25 AM

Great bed HB,  I want one with a massive mirror headboard with a bookcase surround, and manacles hanging from the side of it  lol...  not sure why .. its in my head for some erotic reason  ;D

Title: Re: Some funny thoughts
Post by: hentaiboy69 on May 30, 2013, 08:50:48 AM

Bee, pratically you want a mirror room with bookcase....lol!

Title: Re: Some funny thoughts
Post by: Richard_Wolf on May 30, 2013, 09:01:13 AM

Quote from: hentaiboy69 on May 30, 2013, 08:50:48 AM

Bee, pratically you want a mirror room with bookcase....lol!

I think you missed the most important par HB ... you forgot the shackles

And that is good work ... Maybe if you do the surrounding walls in wood too then it might get made in to a room ?
(Knows how hard it is to get new rooms up ))

Title: Re: Some funny thoughts
Post by: hentaiboy69 on May 30, 2013, 09:38:18 AM

Sooooorry, it's in a room just now, wolfy.......but i can't show it till the riiiight moment!   ::)

Title: Re: Some funny thoughts
Post by: tangoracer on May 30, 2013, 09:57:27 AM

MMMMM  :-*  :) My Pet that bed looks great where it is with you laying across it 

Title: Re: Some funny thoughts
Post by: tangoracer on May 30, 2013, 10:00:10 AM

And YES your going to have to wait to see it  ::)

Title: Re: Some funny thoughts
Post by: Richard_Wolf on June 05, 2013, 09:21:24 AM

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/f29ab43c6e83f48c3b4076ce9166b794/tumblr_mlwjkbkbCo1qdlisco1_500.gif)

Title: Re: Some funny thoughts
Post by: Richard_Wolf on June 07, 2013, 04:40:21 PM

http://youtu.be/x2RJN9a_jdM

Title: Re: Some funny thoughts
Post by: hentaiboy69 on June 18, 2013, 02:47:09 AM

Back t the first post......

Quote from: Richard_Wolf on May 29, 2013, 03:55:01 PM

A day or so ago I was talking about some  story lines and rewriting fairy tales ...

Well I got to thinking on my way home from work .. What was about The Three Bears, child cruelty ?

Mum's porridge was cold .... So a walk in woods ... why? .. It's not going to warm while she's out

dad's porridge was too hot .... well blow on it you prick

baby bears porridge was just right .. Why don't you let your son eat his porridge while it's just right you cruel bastards

it will be nice to realize some, of course with adult characters where it's needed! i was thinking at something like "Alice in sexland", for example, where an 18th Alice discover a strange place named "Sexland" and try for the first time the pleasure of sex.....in every form of it! at last, more then a new version of the tale, it turn out as a parody.......

What did you all think!?

Title: Re: Some funny thoughts
Post by: sexilicious on June 18, 2013, 07:00:24 AM

well you could do that with most of them HB ::) instead of kids to relate to kids have those kids grow up and have same situations happen that is the same kind of thing that was in the stories.

Like for Alice instead of the eat and drink to make her taller and shorter it makes her boobs bigger or smaller lol or something like that

Title: Re: Some funny thoughts
Post by: Lover on June 19, 2013, 02:25:07 AM

Instead of little red hood it can old red hood :D
Fairytales can be with adults, it just has to be unique.

Title: Re: Some funny thoughts
Post by: hentaiboy69 on June 19, 2013, 03:11:06 AM

Or she can be a werewolf hunter apprentice......and her granny her teacher.

Am i wrong or someone has turn this fable in a story in the third contest!? found it....."Little Red's hiding" eh eh!