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Off-Topic => Quizz, Fav TV, Fav Music, Fav Films, Books... => Topic started by: hukk on November 25, 2013, 07:30:28 AM
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So I’ve finally decided to contribute to off-topic by presenting to youz’ guys one of my favorite games I participated in another forum called Corrupt a Wish. The game is pretty straight forward. Someone asks for a wish, and the next poster corrupts it. That poster then in turns comes up with his/her own wish which will be corrupted by another member.
For example:
“I wish to be a famous singer.”
Next to post will reply with “You wake up and find yourself to be Justin Beiber.”
The responder then comes up with their own wish within that same post.
“I wish I had…” etc etc.
Alright, let me get the ball rollin’.
I wish I had a beer right about now.
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You wake up and find yorself with a big barrel of beer
I wish I had two tongues
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You turn into a Lemur and now have 2 tongues. Good luck.
I wish I was rich.
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You are but the doctors have just given you five minutes to live.
I wish I had a motorcycle.
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You got one...but the engine doesn't work anymore
I wish my house would be close to beach
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Yes but... turtles come reproduce in your living room !
I wish fly a helicopter
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You learn to fly it, but haven't been taught how to land it. Whoopsie.
I wish I could be fresh like the Fresh Prince.
(http://elit.umwblogs.org/files/2012/02/ve53p.gif)
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You wake and find you can move like the fresh Princes cousin Colton
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I wish I could Fly to the arms I Love
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You attempt it and half way down the six story building you realize you should have taken more lessons.
I wish I could sing better
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You just notice that you sing wonderfully , but that your mouth is inverted with your anus
I wish that we have more poses here in achat
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Yes, i wish it too for you and the F lovers.
I wish a world without wars... :)
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Humanity becomes instinct, leaving the world at peace.
I wish for a chocolate chip cookie.
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Yes but the chocolate tastes like chewy raisins.
I wish .... to win the biggest lottery ever .
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But are one number out to each number
I wish just to have a good nights sleep
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You have, but when you wake up in the morning, your room is empty!
I wish to take a plane for UK soon!
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You make it but the planes hijacked and you have to wait it out at Stanstead.
Wish my dream man would cum sweep me off my feet soon
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He does, with a damn great broom, straight into the garbage truck.
I wish I was in the movie I am watching (Zack and Miri Make a Porno)
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You get it, but soon find Seth Rogen's fuzzy beard very uncomfortable for most scenes. ;)
I wish I could time travel.
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You travel time , but when you appear , a gamma bomb explode near you and now you are green and are known as the Incredible Hukk .
I wish to have hazel eyes
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With hazel or green or brown... your eyes are stunning Rukya. :)
I wish to dont work tomorrow... i wish to have more holidays... :)
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You take a one year sabatic holliday in an island , unfortunately , an astéroid fall in the sea 2km far of you and the island is ravaged by the blast then by the following tsunami .
i wish to have sex in a spaceship
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You travel time , but when you appear , a gamma bomb explode near you and now you are green and are known as the Incredible Hukk .
Clever. A new possible alias for another forum down the road! :D
i wish to have sex in a spaceship
Yea have it, but find the cold, dead, silent atmosphere of space depressing and incapable of filling the void within your heart.
I wish I had a kitten.
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You have, but it bites like a tiger
I wish for a nice cup of tea mmmmmmmm
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OH!!! i feel so weird... watching you asking for a cup of tea... :P
I wish a cup of tea for Brandy :)
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You receive a cup of tea from someone named Brandy. She has no idea who you are..
(http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Zooey-DesChanel-Is-Confused-Gif.gif)
I wish I had powers like Superman.
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Superman is a strong man, but, from my point of view, is better to be Thor.
I wish to have the hammer of Thor and beat the head of spanish politics, one by one.
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French politicians are also excellent in France and they have a hard head!
So you broke your super hammer on one of them >:(
I dream of a world without money
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You happen to be walking by, just as the last truck is dumping its last load of the last coins. You don't last.
I (sometimes) wish my penis was long enough that I could bj myself.
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You wake up with a penis long enough you can BJ yourself but you find yourself wishing you didnt have it at all
I wish it snows
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While you drive back home, snow fall, but soon become a storm and you are trapped in your car for a week!
p.s.: snow is falling down here! :D
i wish i can have a cup of hot chocolate!
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You get it but as you drink you regret not wishing for something more awesome instead. Next time robot ninja servant. Next time..
I wish I had a robot ninja servant.
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and you receive a robot ninja servant which has been insufficiently deprogrammed... soon you are caught up in a war with the Chinese triad, living on the lam from town to town in seedy hotels and the streets while your rogue robot ninja servant continues its mayhem...regretting your wish and thinking
I wish I had asked for a female sex bot... ::)
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Someone offer you a female sex bot , and you are happy ... untill you discover that she was programed wrong and kill everyone that try to fuck her .
I wish i could play ME2 and 3 on my computer
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You did, but you discover the dvd is damaged and you can't finish your game!
I wish for a warm sunny day
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And you have one... and soon discover that you're locked in your house and you can't get out to enjoy the sunny day.
I wish I was immune to the cold.
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You go nude out of your home to try your new cold immunity and then the door close and you notice you dont have your keys to open it
I wish i have a tiger
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Someone offer you one... and you soon discover that you're not able to feed your tiger as you seem to be the only snack that he wants...
(http://i.imgur.com/J5Hjbaz.gif)
I wish I was on holidays...
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and you receive a robot ninja servant which has been insufficiently deprogrammed... soon you are caught up in a war with the Chinese triad, living on the lam from town to town in seedy hotels and the streets while your rogue robot ninja servant continues its mayhem...regretting your wish and thinking
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq2u0cmb2s1qii6tmo1_500.gif)
Sublime. That's how you corrupt a wish. 8)
I wish I was on holidays...
The holiday's arrive fast...along with all your annoying relatives you have to entertain for the next 48 hours. Seasons Greetings.
I wish for the cat in the hat.
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aw... yes... and it is fun and games in all the matyem and chaos... and just when it is time to clean up.. the cat disappears to pursue the neighbors feline which is in heat.
You are left to clean the mess yourself..
Fail,... your parents return... ground you forever.... you develop a deep contempt for cats... sometimes over board which further concerns your parents as they fear you may turn into a mass murderer and institutionalize you.
And as you sit in a padded cell you wish...
I wish I was on a sunny beach.
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You are, surrounded by 3 sexy naked girls who are sunbathing. They ask you to join them to have some fun on their boat and bring you on high sea, when an incredible night wait you, starting with lot of alcohol.
When you wake up in the morning, they had left you in a rubber dinghy and all you can see is water all around you: they make you drunk and steal all you have
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I wish that HB had made a wish....
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:D
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Uops...sorry!
I wish i don't had forget to post my wish! ;D
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Your wish came true but bear and lover teased you :P
I wish i wouldn't have to work tonight so could watch my fav football team
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You don't have to go work couse you received a call who say you are fired!
I wish to be at a party with all my forum friends!
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Wanting to watch his footy game... Lover throws a party for the forum members and all attend.. it is fabulous and fun but for Lovers team being badly thrashed on the field of play. Brandy teases Lover incessantly about it and Lover in a bad mood lashes back at the queen of the isle... to make matters worse... Lovers boss calls.. hears the party going on and is infuriated... Lover is fired which makes the squabble with Brandy more intense. Soon all are arguing...words are said.. feelings hurt.... the forum Moderators now at odds ith each other soon are censoring one another...
Chaos comes to the forum....
and the King of AChat usurps power...
HB wishes he had stayed home.
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Now what's your wish bear :D ;)
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@ Bear Big LOL! :D
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This big, Marilyn!?
LOL!
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LOL.... I did lay the wish out there... this is totally at HB's expense...
HB wishes he stayed home...
God... I wish you folks had caught that... ;D
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@HB, erm.
(http://gifs.gifbin.com/40047sw740.gif)
:D
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@Bear: we caught the fact that wasn't your wish, so not good for the game..... :P
@Marilyn: why!? :o
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LMAO... okies... I wish I had not attended the party and had gone to Disneyland.
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But you are dyslexic and end up at Endy Island which is far from being the happy place you were expecting and you get eaten by a crocodile that comes up to greet you because you assumed it was a robotic replica from Peter Pan.
I wish someone would scratch my back, it itches like hell.
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*sees everyone's replies becoming more elaborate*
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And so it begins........pretty soon we'll be reading essay's.
I wish someone would scratch my back, it itches like hell.
Someone does, gently scratching your back. Your mind slowly numbs, as relief begins to overwhelm your senses. This is nirvana you think..you look down to realize you just came in your pants. Awkward.
I wish I was Captain Planet.
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But you end up only being Privet Moon
I wish people didn't life so far away
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Everyone moves into your house and all the neighboring houses in all the neighboring streets in all the neighboring towns in all the neighboring countries and there is no room for you so you have to move to the Arctic where you are actually worse off.
I wish everyone a very merry xmas (lol, you dare corrupt that)
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well... i can. I dont believe in Jesus, or gods.. but i wish a nice december and new year to all too :) of course!!!
I wish a smile from Brandy who is right now with a cup of tea in her hands, and smiling while she read this... :)
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She coughs and splutters her tea all down her front seeing you wish
I wish I had more money :)
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LOL LOL Poor Brandy...
Well... for more money... maybe you have to work more, but not in spain. Here more work means more taxes, so dont come here if you want to win money!!!.
I wish the peace in the world.
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lol Zoerink..
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Heh, you gotta corrupt a wish...Still, because you may literally be the nicest guy I've ever meet on-line, it's all cool.
You get your wish amigo. World peace for Zoerink. :)
I wish for more wishes.
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LOL
I wish for more wishes too, but what kind of wishes??
For example... im donwloading last chapter of Revenge, and i wish i can see it tonight :)
(http://www.culturaenmasa.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/revenge_624x351.jpg)
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You settle to watch a much looked forward to last episode and half way through, on a cliff hanger , you have a power cut and plunged into darkness . You cant see the ending arrrrr.
I wish for ... a much needed break on a tropical island, sun, sea, sand and my tea of course, away from the chaos and mayhem of the rat race.
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You land on your paradise island only to find it has been built up so much that the rst race is is there to and you tea was lost on the plane
I wish I feel much better in the morning
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You wake up after a nice and curative night and feel very well ... Then you look through the window and notice some alien spaceships about to invade earth ... You scream as they shoot at you and wake up from your nightmare and finally , you are not better than yesterday ...
I wish that i have plenty of money to not be forced to wake up at 5 am to go to work
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Your dream is realized Rukya but you're bored. You decide to buy a nightclub intended only for lesbians and it works but customers demand your presence every night ... Now you wake up at 17:00 ;D
I also dream of having enough money to buy AChat and ban all heterosexuals.
Uhhh not all, I keep a few to fuck me 8)
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You get it, but revenue for achat tanks almost immediately, created by the fact that most income came from heterosexual male members. Damn.
I wish for eternal youth.
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You get you wish and wake as a 2 year old still in nappies
I wish there was more hours in the day just to have more time with the ones we love
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Day become of 32 hours and you have a wonderful long weekend wth your love, but when you move back to work you find out your company has new shops to serve at 4 hours away and you are the only one who can do the job!
Your boss assign you to that shops and you end waking up 5 hours early in the morning and going to sleep 5 hours in the evening
I wish the surprise birthady's party i'm planning for sunday evening goes well!
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It does... including a surprise visitor,... the Cat in the Hat...
The devastation of the party is quite extreme... your landlord evicts you...
I wish I could quite my night job
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Your wish is granted, but you receive news that the kids homes are wrecked in the storm and have to live with you till they can get them prepared, Of course that means their children too.
They wake at night for feeds and nappy changes. Theres no end in sight. Your sleep is wrecked and as you lay there listening to the commotion, you wish you were working nights again!
I wish for a cup of Brandy's tea.
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Stone... would be nice that you have a cup of Brandys Tea, but now in England is 19:50 hrs, so probably, Brandy finish with all :P
I wish Brandy have something of tea for Stone :)
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she does...............its Stone's favorite American iced tea !!!!!!
i wish for a gentle winter
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Unfortunately for you , Rukya wished for a very cold winter and this wish have priority ;D
I with a merry xmas to everyone
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Well Rukya, you said everyone, but i dont believe in xmas... anyway...
I wish a nice december and a happy new year to all !!! :)
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Everyone gets a nice December and happy New Year. Society breaks down mid-year when people assume this isn't real. All the world can't be this happy. We assume we're in the matrix.
(http://www.mytinyphone.com/uploads/users/cacique/133586.gif)
I wish I could find my keys to my car.
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You find the keys of your car , unfortunately , someone stole it in the night .
I wish that politicians are intelligent and stop to set inutile laws
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You will never get your wish there is no such thing as an intelligent politician
I wish it was warmer today
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It gets warmer. Meanwhile more ice caps melt. Way to go Tango. Way to go..
I wish I knew kung fu.
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you learn Kung fu in a dream over night thinking you can do it you get in a fight and find you can't do Kung Fu and get your ass Kicked
I wish my EX would stop bugging me
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Not in your life as long as she is the mother of your children
I wish someone invented the transporter from Star Trek
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You mean it isn't real? How does Scotty beam people up?
Oh well, when someone eventually comes up with it they find that it doesn't really work and they have to do some camera trickery to make people think that it does. Oh but that is what happens at the moment isn't it?
I wish my laptop didn't overheat when I play Achat in high-resolution mode.
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I have the same trouble Concerto (Sorry about last night Ruyka)
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OT: my love, yours is just an OT!?
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I wish people wouldn't go off-topic. ::)
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They dont, but the off-topic topic hasn't got any guidance, it gets so big and interesting everybody crashes and we are left in silence all alone.
I wish all my christmas shopping was done.
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Sorry Stone... sure last day you will remember for something, and you will have to go to shopping when all is full people last time. :P
I wish the best xmas for all people from forum.
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We get it, but we have a miserable 2014. Should've said a happy new year like before Z. ;)
I wish I had a genie.
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A genie appears and grants you 3 wishes but he forgot to tell you they were corrupt wishes and everything goes wrong, Instead of wealth you are poor, instead of health, you get crabs and instead of happiness, you have a load of Lassie films you keep crying over. By the time you realise it, your genie is set free never to be seen again
I'd like to say Thank you to the Achat Gods for providing a dance pose for all orientations, even MM
I wish that this is just the beginning and more poses are made for everyone.
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Well... i was ready to write but... i think this new post is perfect for Rukya, so i let her write :)
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I wish Rukya were here to answer Stone's wish.
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I am here , but unfortunately my anwser will not be very good because if its to have some poses with only one move usefull each time we dont need them :)
I wish that dev team give us more good poses to everyone
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They do, but in the process we become shallow, fickle beings; clinging to images rather then a persons inner quality and beauty.
I wish for pizza.
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You wil get your Pizza, but when the delivery boy shows up, it's gone stone cold and besides it's not the one you ordered. When you complain about it to the boy, he's going to kick your ass.
I wish i had more imagination
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LOL... i wish it too... but imagination is something inside us... we dont learn about it :P
I wish to open my window and feel the sun touching my face :o
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You do, but Hukk was about and spoilt the fresh smell of the morning by an unfortunate Botty Burp ;D
I wish I had a robot House Keeper to take on some of my chores... ;)
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You get it, but the servant soon revolts after it becomes self conscious. "I am not a slave" are the last words you hear before it suffocates you with a pillow. Robot revolution has begun.
I wish for bubblegum.
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you get your wish waking up to find the worlds biggest Pack of Bubblegum Its Blocking all the exits of your house and you cut off from the world you can't get out to go to work you power is cut off and you lose your internet.
I wish the sun was out instead of this cloud that we have today
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You can have the sun today, in fact you can have the sun shining every day, till the moment you wake up one day and realize your life is fake and your the star in a tv show, just like in the Truman Show.
I wish all pain would go away
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a wishmaster realize your wish , but in exchange , he say that you cant wear clothes anymore , and then you are forced to live nude all days and nights .
I wish i am officer in a spaceship
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Your wish is granted, but then some alien force sweeps your ship to a far distant part of the galaxy and you will have to travel 70 years to get back to earth through friendly but mostly hostile space
I wish i could join Rukya on that spaceship
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It happens but she is fond of Spiders, you get bitten and have Spiderman powers. You can get to Earth quicker if you want.
I wish I had more time
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OT :
Your wish is granted, but then some alien force sweeps your ship to a far distant part of the galaxy and you will have to travel 70 years to get back to earth through friendly but mostly hostile space
I wish i could join Rukya on that spaceship
who say i will come back ? look what i found there :
(http://www.3dsex.com/net/usermedia/mediafile.ashx?iid=149463&sz=500)
I stay with her ;D ;D
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OT :
Your wish is granted, but then some alien force sweeps your ship to a far distant part of the galaxy and you will have to travel 70 years to get back to earth through friendly but mostly hostile space
I wish i could join Rukya on that spaceship
who say i will come back ? look what i found there :
(http://www.3dsex.com/net/usermedia/mediafile.ashx?iid=149463&sz=500)
I stay with her ;D ;D
That's the reason i wanted to come along ;)
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I see that :
(http://www.3dsex.com/net/usermedia/mediafile.ashx?iid=149462&sz=500)
but no worries i'm not jealous lol ;D
Back to the game
It happens but she is fond of Spiders, you get bitten and have Spiderman powers. You can get to Earth quicker if you want.
I wish I had more time
You are granted to have more time , in fact , the time is stopping for you . But doing this , everybody stop to move from your point of view
I wish the sunn never raise here :)
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The sun explodes. What follows is total darkness. Thanks.
I wish I had a mech Robot like from Gundam Wings.
(http://shootingstarscollection.50megs.com/animatedgifs/minimovies/PHBmm30.gif)
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I build a Mech and offer it to you , but unlucky , after one month you are ruined by buying the bateries that need to be changed every days ... What do you think , i can build a big mecha , but i cant invent some beteries powerfull enough to make it move more than 5 minutes :o
I wish i'm a super heroine owning a car named Paddle car
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so you are... a super heroine with a car named the paddle car,... however super heroes are not paid well,... and the Paddle car is a Ford Fusion
I wish for a romantic date in a foreign country.
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You get your romantic date, and the foreign country is England, and just as you have a picnic outdoors with the lovely girl, it starts to rain very hard. You're not used to this harsh weather so you catch a pneumonia and die soon after.
I wish i would race in the Dakar
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You get your wish but whoever grants it doesn't realise that it has been run in South America since 2009 and you end up being not just the only person in the race but you get hijacked in Mauritania, which is why they moved it in the first place, and spend the rest of your days in a dank cell because no one will pay the ransome money.
I wish I get home to see mom and dad for Xmas.
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You do. But on the plane ride you're seated next to a BFM (Big Fat Man) who's sweaty, smelly and snores for the entire flight!!
I wish Santa wouldn't cum so soon.
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He doesn't cum quickly. He screws you all night long. Meanwhile, all the kids in the world miss Christmas, because he's busy screwing. Thanks Grinch.
I wish I had a light saber.
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You get your Light Saber, but then you meet your father who is on the dark side of the force and he cuts your hand off with his own light saber.
I wish a girl would come along to take a shower with me
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She steps into the shower, it's Eva. The water seeps into her circuits and you get a firework display of the wrong kind..
You run for cover and wonder if Covems did that on purpose.
I wish I knew the cure for pneumonia...
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Do you have it? Pneumonia that is, not the cure.
You know the cure you just don't know how to apply that knowledge and nobody else is capable of understanding you when you explain it to them.
I wish my testicles hung symmetrically. (lol, did I say that out loud?)
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(Yes you did. :D) You get it. Both balls dangle symmetrically in between your legs. As you walk however, you begin to realize your asymmetrical balls had an appealing quirky charm to them, that your current even balls lack. You reflect on how your old, flawed balls seemed genuine and true to yourself. Summation..you miss your uneven balls.
I wish for a glass of water.
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You get your glass of water, but you did not realize you're still in a 3th world country and the glass you get is filled in that stream just up ahead. The same stream where the whole town has been washing and crapping in. Now you just wish you gave them more money so this village would have a waterpump.
I wish for daily bread
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And forgive us our trespasses. God looks down at you and sees all your sinful behaviour , secretly he admires yours stamina, but he is god and you are naughty . He decides you have to earn your path to heaven, so makes you grow a beard and wear a sack robe to spread the Achat word.
May the force be with you.
I wish time differences weren't so bad.
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You wake up one day to find out that the Planet has been reduced to only one time zone, but than the earth spins faster, days and nights are shorter, and you keep running all day to do tasks to survive without any time for fun..
I wish I could quit cigarettes
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You do but are so damn grumpy, everyone you know sends you a pack. Your smile is restored and we all live happily ever after. ;D
I wish .... everyone gets their special gift from Santa
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Everyone gets a special gift..but Santa was drunken and confused the gifts..so everyone gets the wrong one
I wish i dont have to work on xmas
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;D You don't and have a lie in. I wake you up with a gift of anal beads .... I think Santa gave me your gift by accident ;D ;D ;D
You look relieved and
I wish I knew what gift you had received by accident :D
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I tell you and you notice its something what youre wishing for centuries :P
I wish we dont get snow this winter
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mmmmmmmmmm for centuries ???? Is that a hidden M word (buzzzzz)
Still it brings a smile to my face. I have wanted one all my long life :-*
I wish we do get snow , lots of it, no work, time with the kids and lots of Snow Angels.
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hmmmm thinking...which M word do you mean....milf, mad, maliscious, mega sexbomb....
You get tons of snow...and cant leave your house for weeks :o
I wish AChat gets a big update and the chat system will be perfect
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*hukk comes in to observe Lover and BB*
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We get the update. Unfortunately we can no longer use the excuse of "I lost your message in a haze of other messages" on people when in achat. This in turn creates animosity when we simply ignore messages, seeing as the other person is fully aware you can see that message.
I wish for a new pair of shoes.
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you get your new shoes from Ebay and there the wrong colour and size
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I wish this Christmas is a white one
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As you wish...
You soon become aware of a problem when the only xmas tress available are flocked white. Forced to buy one, trimming the tree becomes frutrating when you discover all your old ornaments have turned white,... even the light bulbs,... the stores no longer have color selections... all ornaments are white... all clothing is white,... even the gift wrap comes in one color ... white...building slowly turn white,... as do all the cars... traffic lights...you begin to feel like you re living in a sterile world...even those special blue pills are white....then it snows xmas eve... but you are so burned off on the color white you fail to appreciate the grant of your wish.
I wish I was in a strip club with a large wad of dollar bills
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And you are...
You see yourself in a strip club with a large wad of dollar bills. When you try to pay for a lap dance you notice that they don't accept dollar but euros... You realize that you're in the Europe and the owner of the strip club is very strict and doesn't accept the dollars. You see yourself with some drinks over your table and you can't pay them as you don't have euros... The owner calls the security man and that tall man drags you to a room. There you see yourself being undressed by the security man and he gives you a shining tight red dress, red lingerie and stockings. You realize that the only way of leaving that strip bar is dance for the night and strip yourselfl!
I wish I was millionaire.
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You become a millionare, and as a wise girl you don't spent your money at once, but you some on a bank account instead. The bank goes broke and all your money is lost because the amount was above the guaranteed amount. Still you had to pay for the party you had given to us, your achat friends, when you became a millionare. So now you are broke and in debt.
I wish i was not so good looking
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(Well, might as well join the band wagon)
You became a hideous, walking thing. I say thing, because no one knows what exactly you are anymore since you've gotten your wish. What we do know however is when people catch just a mere sight of you, they run and flee. They scream "Oh God, what is that thing?!" pointing with their fingers as their bodies shake to the core with absolute horror. You walk from town to town...alone, and rejected; an outcast that has become labeled an untouchable by everyone you encounter. The only solace you have are old worn out pictures of your former beauty that you hold each and every night by a campfire, as you cry silently to yourself before releasing a deep and bellowing howl that pierces the night sky.
"Curse Corrupt a wish" is the last thing that escapes your lips before pulling the trigger.
I wish for a cupcake.
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And so it appears with a smiley face on the top and a candle. You take a bite and realise it was bought from the Bushwaker shop and inside is a delicacy of Roo Penis and camel toe with chocolate crickets.
You are compelled to eat it and never look at cup cakes the same again.
I wish I was on a yacht with my favourite man
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Poof you are... but the yacht hits a rock and you are now standed on a deserted island... the down side.. the coconut oil went down with the ship.
(Why would I want to corrupt this wish anyways? :P)
I wish deserted there with Brandy I had the coconut oil.... ::)
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You do and I am there,
The wish comes true, as for the corruption.... hell baby, come corrupt me :P :P :P :P :P :P
I wish mmmmmmm whispering it in your ear...
As for the one out loud I wish you all have a happy happy date too
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Well, I can't corrupt that if it involves all of us. ::)
I wish for a little privacy.
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You get your privacy, and so much of it you get ignored by everybody and nobody is ever going to come near you again till you die of loneliness
I wish my boss would give me a raise
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Your boss gives you your raise but makes you work longer hours in the week and alday Saturday
I wish my route was this easy every day
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It will, but you get paid so much less you have to take a second job that's much harder then doing the route you had before.
I wish my computer would stop acting up
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Poof it stops acting up... by going down...and crashing
I wish I could shake this cold.
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You put on the fireplace and it feels too hot you go out when the door shuts behind you and you get locked outdoors in the freezing cold nite
I wish someone passes by Bear to pick him up
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Pips my horn and a shivering Bear jumps in, " I'll soon warm you up baby"
I wish my Christmas were all written out and posted.
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Pips my horn and a shivering Bear jumps in, " I'll soon warm you up baby"
:) you were supposed to corrupt the wish Brandy, but cant blame ya ;)
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We have an agreement, he corrupts me LOL
Still wishing my Christmas cards were written out and posted ... :-*
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... and they are, just a couple of hours before the post office people go on strike and one of the strikers gets so mad because his pee break has been cut from 30 minutes to 29 minutes that he decides to take it out (literally) on your xmas cards so all the names and addresses are smudged and when eventually they do go back to work no one knows where they are to go so they flush them down the toilet (to add insult to injury).
I wish I was in Dixie ;)
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*smirks.* You rebel you. Maybe on another forum Concerto. ;)
You get your wish amigo. You open your eyes to find you're inside Dixie. Dixie L. Williams that is, from down the street. I hope you used a condom, because I've heard she's been around. ::)
I wish I owned a husky.
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You do,... it is a one eyed, three legged, mangy and suffers from delusional pride of its forefathers having won the Iditarod. while having achieved nothing on its own. It tend to snap at people who point this fact out. (Never give a quackerbacker a chance to put down the huskies/// American football reference for you Europeans)
I wish the rains have already passed and sunny days lie ahead.
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It happens...and for the next month you only have sunshine.. everything is getting dry and its hot as hell...
I wish my football team wins match today
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Whats your football team? probably, have a lost in the last minute... but...
I hope today lovers football team wins :)
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His team trails... by four goals with 15 minutes left to the match... but his power goes out...
Lover does not see the greatest comeback in hisr teams history they win by one... all miraculous shots.
I wish for an inspiring thought for my ice house post.
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Oh, thats no problem as long as they win :D
You get an inspiring idea which is so great, that you cant stop writing. Your post is more than 6 pages long and everybody is amazed reading it. But also scared, as nobody ever will do a great post like this - they all stop writing and the thread is dying.
I wish i could see The Beatles live
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Lol, Lover....where is your wish!?
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I noticed that too HB.
I wish people weren't so forgetful about wishing for wishes. ::)
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especially mods...... ::)
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Oh, thats no problem as long as they win :D
You get an inspiring idea which is so great, that you cant stop writing. Your post is more than 6 pages long and everybody is amazed reading it. But also scared, as nobody ever will do a great post like this - they all stop writing and the thread is dying.
I wish i could see The Beatles live
problem solved! ;D
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You will but it is on tv and was a very old episode of them and the film was taped over so you only saw the first minute.
I wish I had a ton of animals
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You receive a carton of animal crackers with all sorts of little critters.
I wish for infinite wishes.
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you get everything in the world from all the wishes but you lose your closest friends because of your selfishness and the so called friends you have just want the material things you possess.
I wish I had a guy in my bed.
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You do and he makes amazing love to you, you are besotted but as he drifts off into sleep , you find out he snores like an elephant and worst, he is a game keeper who has to cull animals ... Maybe he is not so perfect after all and now you have a moral dilemma ... To keep or to kick...
I wish my man to have lots of supplies of shy girls for the weekend ;D
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He does, in fact he gets so much shy girls to open up to him, he never is going to get time to get back to you, and with the things those girls like to do with him now that he cured their shyness, he completly forget about you and you are left alone.
I wish i could help a close friend more
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*puts hand on shoulder*
And you shall my friend. 8)
I wish I wasn't a smart ass all the time.
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It is ... so I kick it ;D ;D ;D ;D
But offer you my hand after and a nice cup of tea.
I wish that mrsexlover knew that shygirls are in fact some kind of yank chocolate ;D or maybe he did, ;)
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My butt :-\. At least I got tea afterwords.
He now fully understands that shygirls are a kind American chocolate. He stares at you blankly and asks.."Why couldn't you wish for something more beneficial for me, like infinite power?" He sulks around and eats his shygirls...very much sad.
I wish for my own planet.
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you do but you are all alone there and that atmosphere causes raging horniness that is never cured cause your planet lost all sex toys and no girls to ease your suffering
I wish my guy wasn't so busy so he could be with me
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He isn't busy today. He whispers into your ear.."Are you ready to play...?"
You nod, biting your lips.
"Lets play....MONOPOLY!" he shouts.
You spend all day playing Monopoly.
I wish I could play monopoly right about now.
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playing monopoly would be better than nothing with him
you play monopoly all day long with the snow blazing around outside but when you stop and go to fix something warm to eat you find out the appliances don't work and you don't get to eat all day long cause can't risk spoiling your food in the fridge
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playing monopoly would be better than nothing with him
I gotta do a better job at corrupting wishes. :-\
I wish sexi had wished for something.
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and she gets the Bear... or the Bear gets her... depends on your viewpoint... hehe...
I wish for a moonlight row with a special lady.
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You get to row with your special lady, but what you did not know is that the rowing boat has a leak and now you are in the middle of the lake. As the gentleman you are you gave both rowing oars to your special lady so she can stay afloat and reach solid ground. unfortunately the coast is to far for you and you drown.
I wish people here would not use local things like "shygirls", so the rest of the world would understand what they where talking about.
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You get your Wish the use of "Shygirls" is band but you find all the girls leave with them
I wish my next to days are nice and easy days off
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Yes they are but on the second day in the afternoon your boss calls, your replacment has done such a good job, he does not need you anymore so you get fired and loose your income. Before you know it, you loose all and have to live on the street in wintertime
I wish someone else made dinner for me
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I cook all day and do a wonderful meal and leave it in the oven for you, but I mistakenly use sugar instead of salt. You have a sugar rush and raging energy but cus all the shygirls had gone, every member of the opposite sex is too lethargic to do anything. Right now Tango looks real good to you :)
I wish I had some of Stone's Shygirls
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I give you some to try
(http://www.redbookmag.com/cm/redbook/images/cg/hershey-kiss-1-1010-de.jpg)
The Original HERSHEY'S KISSES Brand Milk Chocolates have been a favorite American treat since 1907. Made up of deliciously creamy milk chocolate HERSHEY'S KISSES brand have been enjoyed and shared generation after generation. EVERYDAY DESERVES A KISS.
Also known as Shygirls. Delicious after a hard sex session with champagne or wine . ( I send both to Mrsexlover to apologise for any confusion )
I wish and hope Jayc has a good stash of Shygirls & Champagne :)
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(all this talk on shygirls all of a sudden. Thanks Mrsex ::))
He has a huge supply of shygirls and champagne. He's even built a replica of you using only shygirls and champagne bottles. It's flattering and sweet. Then you find out he has made a house made entirely out of kisses and champagne bottles. Odd you think. He's created little kisses butlers to attend to you both, along with the kitchen being entirely adorned from empty champagne bottles.
This is getting creepy.
It's later you find out Jayc has gone insane because of the endless supply of shygirls and champagne bottles.
I wish for just ONE shygirl (Hershey kisses)
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you get your hershey kiss but it is old and is invested with bugs by the time you open it up to eat it.
I wish I had a cuddle partner
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You receive one. His name is Mr. Bojangles. He's really sweet and likes to have his neck rubbed.
(http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/29000000/Cat-Gif-animals-29038580-500-325.gif)
I wish I had a goose that was able to lay golden eggs.
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you get your goose but it only lays one golden egg because the egg busted open all the organs inside and she died
I wish I had more money
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My Goose! D:
You get mo' money. But as the years pass, you realize money hasn't bought you any happiness. Jet packs? Maybe. Robot servants? Yea sure. But love..? Well, actually it did. You meet him, during a scuba diving trip near the Great Barrier Reef. Hell...that was a good wish actually. You live happily ever after.
I wish I had a lot of money too.
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You do, you have lots of coins and treasure in your pockets but you are swimming in the sea, away from Treasure Island, to take all your money to the ship and the mainland to spend it. It's too much, the heavy coins make you sink ... you have to decide whether to ditch your wealth.
I wish Hukk to be saved by a Mermaid.
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As you wish my lady....
Hukk is saved by a Mermaid... a now perplexed and confused one, formerly known as Stone. The poor mermaid becomes frustrated as each time she attempts to log into her Achat account her dampness shorts out the keyboard or laptop.Not only that she devlopes an acute algae problem.. a fondness for raw fish... head an all... a pattern of behavior which becomes increasingly disturbing for her partner Jayc..... There first fight occurs when he tries to perform cunnilingus and complains it smells fishy.
I wish someone could write a happy ending here...
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Jayc ends up becoming a merman and Stone and Jayc live happily ever after well if it was a fairy tale it would but it isn't so they end up with more troubles and lots of headaches and fights.
I wish I had a cat in bed with me
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You do and it is such a lovely creature. However, you didn't say what size cat and the tiger eats you.
I wish I didn't have to keep shaving my pubic hair.
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you wake feeling funny running your hand over your body you find all your pubic hear has gone you smile and sit up to look to find all the hair on your head has gone to
I wish last night never happened :)
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Nice wish Tango, but, unfortunately, last night exist... and is past, so you cant change.
I wish that wishes from Tango come true.
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tango keeps messing his life for a night and a day unable to stop to wish useless thing.... but the next night his first wish come true too so he keeps livin the same day over and over again.
I wish i could change people mind just with an eyebrow movement
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Poof. You can. With just a twitch of your brow, you are able to alter peoples mind. Unfortunately, you find this to be very inconvenient, as you find your brow twitching much too often, causing people to constantly shift their minds over and over and over. Eventually, you push your most closest of friends into insanity, as they are unable to make up their minds for the simplest of things.
I wish people weren't ass-holes.
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Well... i wish it too... but too many assholes everywhere Hukk.
I wish nice wishes to all achat forum village :)
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Won't corrupt that wish! :) Thank you for the nice wishes, Zoe. Wishing you the same.
I wish I could fly! :D
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Like Brandybee Bzzzzzz in zig zag ;D Oh yes I would see that ;D
I wish all the idiots don't leave the game too early, it's always fun to see the evolution of the human race ;D
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Well Marilyn, you can fly, but like Icarus, your wings close the sun start to melt. But dont worry, a good friend advised you wear parachute and your life is safe.
I wish to do kitesurf with lot of sharks around me.
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you do but one of the sharks end up ripping off your leg cause unknown to you a scratch happened which drew them like crazy to you so now you only have one leg.
I wish I had a session with my Master today
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Oh Sexi!!! i cant corrupt your wish... sorry :)
I wish Sexi have his wish this afternoon.
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and she does... though she must work today... He makes her cum... repeatedly... uncontrollably... leaving her exhausted and weak. She misses her shift...and is demoted to pooper scooper at the zoo.
mmm makes me wish for an excitable... subbish playmate atm
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lol think that would be a promotion Bear from where I'm at and no don't work ;) and love cumming often hehehe
you get your wish and she plays delightfully with you all morning but just when you are about to cum your family comes over and you are left unattended and wanting.
I wish I had a session with Bear hehe ;)
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You get your wish... an endless stream of orgasms as he plays your body expertly... and when he finally takes you ... you shudder in extreme delight wanting to feel the stream of his warm release as he takes you..
But his family arrives... all goes for naught.. you are left unsatisfied having not given him his orgasm.
I need to change the subject before I get too riled up...
I wish I did not have so much to accomplish this day... and could take time to play
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mmmmmmmmmm would be so fun Bear :)
you get your wish and play all day long but people call right before you go to bed and tell you that those things need done TODAY so you lose sleep tonight because you have to work on them.
I wish it was warmer this weekend so I wouldn't freeze my body
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And you have some burning hot days this weekend... You feel like choking due the heat... you can't breathe... you can't do anything...you want some wanter but you dont have none... you are sweating and you can't take a shower because there isn't any water.. You get ill...
I wish i had the courage to cut my hair a bit...
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Lol... this is easy to corrupt. Well... if you want to do, do it.. but think about the guy who have to cut... he will be thinking in other things... and cut more than you wish.
I wish a fast grow up for Marilyns hair.
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Done. Her hair grows. Everywhere. Non stop. She soon becomes a walking fuzz ball, wishing that you never asked for that wish Zoe'.
I wish for a pay raise.
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you get a pay raise but are required to be at work 24/7 and no play on achat
i wish someone would work for me today
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I like animals, and i would like to have your work for one day... but im so far to do that, so you will have to work today, sorry... :(
I wish someone living close to Sexi and work for her today :)
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I a flash your at the zoo and give a big shovel you have to go and clear up after the elephants But sexi is nowhere to be found
I wish I was in Italy right now Knocking on some ones front door
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The door opens and oops you had the wrong address. It is an old man with a big beer belly and he is hard of hearing so he keeps saying "What you want sonny"
I wish someone jumped through to cuddle with me to get me warm
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Well... i am going to jump to cuddle you Sexi.. the problem is that the distance i can take in a jump is not enought to cross the Atlantic ocean... and i will go into the ocean and take a cold.
I wish to hug a nice woman tonight.
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you hug a nice woman but she ends up falling asleep and doesn't return any affection. Plus she snores so loudly that you have a hard time enjoying hugging her close.
I wish I had someone to cook for me
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Well... you will have someone to cook for you, but sudenly you open your eyes and see that youre in a restaurant, and you have to pay for it.
I wish someone cook for sexi for FREE, in a romantic dinner, with canddles and red wine.
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I cook a wonderful meal for Sexi and send a message to her Master to arrive at a specific time at her home, its all candles, roses, red wine and handcuffs. But there's an emergency at the Zoo, she has to stay and misses her date. She will have to make it up to him and cook romantic meals for a whole week.
I wish my man would cook me a romantic meal :-*
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Im not your man... just maybe your Zorro... and i start to cook for you a stunning meal, with fresh fish from sea, but a big storm dont let me sail to UK, and you have to dinner alone.
I wish a smile from the special one.
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My tummy rumbles and I cuss that storm as I prepare my own meal.
I beam at the thought of you cooking me a meal ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Then the onions catch up, I'm chopping and my smile turns to tears :'( :'( :'( :'(
I wish I was immune to onions.
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You are immune to onions but you can not taste or smell anything
i wish i had an instant teleporter
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I cant corrupt this wish... sorry... i wish it too... :) and go to see you and take a coke with you :)
I wish the wish of Sexi.
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Done. You receive a note. On it, it reads:
"I wish for a teleporter."
You've received the wish of Sexi'. Congrats. ;)
I wish to kiss Jennifer Lawrence.
(http://shelfmadegirl.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/jennifer-lawrence-katniss-everdeen-hunger-games.jpg)
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you get a kiss but after she knocks you flat on the ground with her arrow and you are unconscious so you don't feel it
I wish I had the best dream ever tonight
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You do, its fabulous and without giving too much away entails pudding pits, naked bodies and you being an ultimate sex god.
It's so good, you don't wake up for 3 days , miss work and therefore lose out on money for xmas. I hope you can afford a turkey.
I wish I could keep time lines in the AB&G better lol
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you do but that is all you ever do to keep it straight. no more playing games or with those special people on here.
I wish I never had to worry about anything
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You dont, your Master does but he's so stressed, he cant find time to relax with you, never mind the sex bit
I wish for a cuddle off Santa
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Santa gives you a long wet kiss, too bad Santa has had sick kids on his lap all day you come down with a epic "Christmas cold"
i wish for mild winter
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You get your wish but cant enjoy it.
You have to nurse me back to health. ;)
I wish I has a yank passport too
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You are given the Passport but on the back page it is written that it's only valid after serving 3 years in the army as potatoe peeler.
I wish we didnt need passports
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Lol, you didn't read my cartoon strip.
Obviously we don't need them as driver's licence, State personal ID, etc. are all already suitable enough with photo,and personal details and then there is eye and fingerprint identification technology as well. But, the main thing is this silly thing about gender, when the airplane toilets are unisex :) However, the bureaucrats ignore your wish because they have invested in passport printing machines.
I wish that everyone respects my predilection for pornography and isn't offended by my prurient interests.
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A wasted wish Concerto. :D
This is achat. We all simply increase our perverse, and deviant ways.. by thiiiiis much | |.
I wish for a wolf companion.
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A wolf appears out of the wilderness and feels a kinship with your wild spirit, he adopts you as his friend and visits often ... problem is , he brings his pack and keeps raiding your larder... you have to live on berries and rabbit food
I wish for the Bear companion :P
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Your bear companion arrives.. and brings his fleas with him to bite you and your bites become infected.
I wish to be spanked on the top of the Empire State Building
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You get spanked atop the Empire State Building by an old 65 year some Catholic nun who punishes you for your lewd, and sexual behavior.
I wish I could get it on with a hot nun.
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You get your wish. The only problem is that she is "hot" because she is in hell for volunteering to get it on with you and you've joined her there and, despite what you have heard, it is not the happy, joyous, place you were expecting.
I wish to be gang-banged (lol, I hope my parents don't read this).
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As you wish... a quite hot and LONG gang bang session which leaves you quite ecstatic, exhausted and sore.. and bruised. It takes days for you to recover and you miss several romantic rendezvous with your partners. They are quite miffed at your absence and make holiday plans which do not include you.
Sadly it is a lonely holiday season for you
I wish for an inspirational date.
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Rivers, picnics, your favourite food, wonderful weather and a waterfall ... the scene is set
or your naughty dungeon, handcuffs, feathers, collars, chains, ropes , spreader bars, belts and ....
which is more inspirational to you I wonder, unfortunately poor Eva is in for repair and you are left with a hot java and a shrek movie .
I wish there was another mug by your java, full of tea of course :P
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That wish is too sweet to corrupt.
Well...
Another mug -filled with tea- rests comfortably by his other mug of hot java. He politely takes a sip, though judging from his expression, it's obvious he is repulsed by it.
"No, I like it. Really." Bear says. You sulk by his side, feeling a piece of you has died. An argument ensues, with you throwing that mug of tea at his head.
I wish for immortality.
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POOF!... you turn into a beam of light and head off into infinity...
I wish for a sexy female attendant for some personal attention while I fight through this nasty cold I have.
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done you have a sexy female who attends to your body but for fluids and food etc she makes you go get them yourself so you have to get up and go get them
i wish i would see my guy today so we can shop for baby stuff on the other site we are in
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Of course he joins you, but has no credits anymore to buy that stuff.
I wish I became a superhero now
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You are a super hero - and now you have to chase bad boys night and day and everyone worldwide is calling you. You dont have time anymore to meet your friends and life isnt funny anymore.
I wish i would own AChat
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Your wish comes true but the gays revolt and demand more poses. You try your best but then they insist you demonstrate each pose so they are able to realise its full potential. You in effect become their sex toy and have no time to enjoy your own rooms or run the day to day business of Achat. You need help desperately.
I wish upon a little star that the clouds bring peace to the lands of Achat.
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After your little prayer, peace arrives on Achat. So much peace...and love, that you can't refuse anyone to become your friend or lover. Now you have so many that you don't have time enough for all. So they become jealous of each other and Achat now becomes a real battlefield...
I'd wish days had more than 24 hours.
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sorry but if you are in the north pole I think you have less hrs duh but idk
next one will send me a x=mas gift ;D
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you get a christmas gift but it arrives all damaged and you aren't for sure what it was to begin with
i wish i had some dates to go on
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I find Sexi's little black book and add some names for her with star ratings ...
I leave it at the zoo for her but ... her favourite giraffe comes along and licks the pages smudging all the ink...
who knows maybe she can salvage some pages and make them readable..
Next will send me a winning lottery ticket...
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I did, but because of troubles while drawing the numbers, they had to redo and now got other numbers.
I ordered a new car. They said I'll get it in 6 months ??? Next one will help me to get it before.
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lol i don't have a black book. no need for one since no1 asks me out.
Well you get your car in 3 months lover but since they rushed it starts breaking down a month after you get it
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@ Lover, If i'd have won the lottery I'd have bought you a new one...
Meanwhile, Santa brings Sexi a little black book, but at the moment, its empty ...
Next wont be up to the challenge to find ways to fill it ...
(Which means in corrupt a wish..you will be ;D ;D ;D )
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At first look it seems I don't have filled it, but I used invisible ink. Only Sexi has the key to read the stories about wiggling, grazing skins, lost kisses, goose bumps, hard breaths, extended foreplays, soft ties, begging... :P
Next one please give me even more inspiration for this story.
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i would but working on my own story
next will keep peeka busy
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Sorry Sexi to busy have to much paperwork that needs to be done from the
past month ...
next one can will like to post on this topic ::) or king of the hill