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Post something that you'd give to the following person and that person shall reply saying what he/she would do with that present.
What If I give you a rat?
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Then I would treasure him, call him Poochie and look after him the rest of his natural life as a beloved pet.
What if I give you a Silver Belly Stetson? :-*
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I never will wear it, but it gets a special place in my house.
What if I give you one cent
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I would put it in the bank and it would be the first of a million
What if I gave you a long Massage
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I'd swoon. get your number and see you every week, maybe twice LOL
What if I gave you a Terrys chocolate Orange :o
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I would WACK it not tap it :) and them give you a peace
What if I gave you a Gold Ring
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Then I would swoon, kiss your cheek and whisper, " I think HB will love it " :-*
What if I gave you a toaster wrapped in wedding paper ?
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I would think of you every time I cooked my crumpets in the morning
what if I gave you a pack of Gummy Bears
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I would enjoy them..and also share with you :)
What if I give you a beautiful scarf
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I would adore it and maybe use it to bind you .... :P
What if I gave you some mince pies and squirty cream :o
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I would lick the Squirty cream off with just the tip of my tongue and the eat the pie in one bite
What if I gave you a Kiss with a mouth fall of squirty cream
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Then our tongues would dance to see who could swallow the most mmmmmmm
What if I gave you strawberries too mmm mmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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I would feed you, watching you enjoying them
What if I give you a walk in the parc
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I would hold your hands tightly, and proceed to take pictures of us walking in the park so I could put them on instagram.
What if I handed you sword.
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I would defend the honur of my country like a good knight does
What is i gave you tender loving care
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I'd blush and giggle like a 12 year old Japanese schoolgirl. ::)
What if I gave you the blue pill instead of the red pill?
(http://lifeisntover.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/red-pill.jpg)
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I would stay in the Matrix and would never know
What if i gave you all the time in the world
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I would spend as much time with the ones I love the most
What if I gave you Slap on the Ass
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I'd ask for seconds.
What if I gave you a poke ball?
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I had to look it up LOL
I'd keep it, treasure it and maybe pass it on to someone who needs it more than I .
What if I gave you come some coconut oil ?
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Lol, I figured poke balls were pretty well known. X-)
I'd spread it over my body seductively, while blowing you kisses. :-*
What if I gave you a sexy outfit to wear?
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Maybe a generation thing ;D
(http://images4.sex.com/images/pinporn/2012/11/29/620/984668-awesome-hentai-picture.jpg?site=sex&user=professor-frink)
I'd probably wear it, say thank you , blow you a kiss, then realise I didn't know what a poke ball was...
Smile apologetically...
What if I gave you a ball gag ?
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*chuckles* You guys gotta keep up. ::)
(http://static4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb62439/pokemon/images/thumb/4/44/Pok%C3%A9_Ball.jpg/130px-0%2C250%2C3%2C224-Pok%C3%A9_Ball.jpg)
^pokeball from pokemon.
I'd blush, turning bright red saying this was the most, "Romantic gift ever."
What if I gave you new dancing shoes?
(*off to watch football!*)
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I put them on and take Brandy out to dance
What if i gave you a kettle
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I would make a nice cup of tea
What if I gave a fresh loaf of bread
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I would crumble it and spread it on my window's deck for the birds
what if I gave you a pass for any flight in the world
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Id fly off to Milan right now and surprise HIM
What if I gave you myself for a day?
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We'd go paint the town red and I'd show you some great UK history and castles.
It could even inspire you to enter the Medieval Erotic Story Contest
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What if I gave you the day off work or college?
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Lolz BB I love you xx James keeps asking me too, I'll see, no promises.
I would go for a run to Venice Beach catch a smoothie and run home again, that should take me through to afternoon, then I'd shower and go look at Achat..........
what if I gave you a horse?
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I'll take you behind me on the horse back and ride to Venice beach once more :)
What if I give you a loghouse on the snowy mountain top?
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@ Blu I'd practice my riding and lassoing to catch a certain guy for fun and frolics
And I love you too :-*
What if I said James was on my list too and give you a laptop and medieval history book...
Jondas you beat me LOL
Where do you think I'd take my trussed cowboy ;D
What if I gave a similar cabin the other side the river :o
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I'd make sure we had plenty of logs & supplies...and rope and toys... can't say what sort of toys I didn't put a ! lolz
What if I gave you a dolphin?
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I'd call him Flipper, and we would go off on adventures to save people out at sea.
What if I gave you a top hat?
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I would wear it with my collar and leash
What if I gave you the key to the city
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I would be honored and invite all my good friends from Achat to celebrate with me
What if i gave you the time to take a nap
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I would save that for the right moment to be perfectly fresh for my date,...
What is I gave you a roll of satin ribbon
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I would use it to tie up a girl and do some naughty play
What if i invited you to join me in a room
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Well, That is surprising, I knew of Lover but .... I would peak through the keyhole to see you and Bear together, those pics would be worth a fortune to the Achat Tatler ;D ;D
What about if I toted them to the highest bidder ::)
Congratulations on hitting a 1000 posts :-* :-* :-* :-*
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Probably, all the girls gonna buy them here.......and you will be reach!
What if Hukk hit 1000 in a week!? ;D
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he would been playing on the forum to much
What if i gave you a bunch of roses
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I would Kiss your cheek and thank you for getting them from the shop for me so i could give them to HB
What if I gave you a box of chocolates
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I'd eat them while sitting on a bench. (Forrest Gump reference!)
What if I gave you my heart? <3
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Awwwwwwwww <3 I'd wear it on my sleeve right next to mine.
What if I gave you Donald Trump's wig?
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I would wear it and hope I get his money to
What if I gave you a Slap on your Ass
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I'd slap you across the face and say "Only on the second date." ::)
What if I gave you a whistle?
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I would take it and blow it till you try to take it back and then blow it some more then find a rave to go to
What if I give you a Nice cold beer
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I'd hold it for you while you went & got me a mojito!
What if I gave you a pair of my panties?
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I'd smoother myself in em', giggling with absolute joy.
What if I gave you my boxers? :o
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I'd throw them aside and check out what was under them ;)
what if i give you my giraffe
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I'd use his neck like a ladder to get to those hard to reach places around my house.
What if I gave you a Dolorian that was retro fitted to time travel?
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/01ee337ac2cfd2df441fd9335e3f6620/tumblr_mlew1wLEOz1r3113eo1_500.gif)
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then i'd go back in time and catch my friends again that are no longer around
what if i give you a zoo pass for a whole year
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I'd play about with all the animals, before realizing it's not a good idea to play about with bears.
What if I gave you a single sock?
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i'll hang it by the chimney for santa to fill
what if i give you 2 pennies
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I'd fling both at them at someone I hate. Then run away like a coward.
What if I gave you a parachute?
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i would climb the highest tower and float towards my love
what if i gave you a hollow ostrich egg
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i would say thank you and would not know what to do with it.
What if i gave you a ride home
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I'll step down from the car, wave you bye bye and call a cab to take me back to the Bar
What if I gave you what you wanted
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You would be extremely tired, I would have a sore ass & pussy.
What if I gave you a canoe?
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I'd be using it to explore some waterfalls/river close to my place.
What If I gave you 1.000.000 dollars?
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I would enjoy and share it with my friends... maybe even consider phase 5 in some cases LOL and not in others LOL
What if I gave members their own village like here ?
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I'd abuse my power, and force all my members to attack all other rival villages.
What if I gave you a stapler?
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i'd staple any annoying guy who came my way lol
what if i gave you the moon
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I'd bring crackers, because I'd assume the moon is made of cheese.
What if I gave you a light saber?
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SWF9i3Vzpac/TMpz4ZSVEwI/AAAAAAAAA88/VDBItE6uTJE/s1600/Lightsaber+Battle.gif)
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i would light up all the dark places i walk through
what if i gave you the sun
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I'd likely incinerate, along with the whole planet. Thanks.
What if I gave you a slinky?
(*back to work!*)
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I would Play on the stairs for hours with it
What if I gave you a Buckaroo game
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61SX35DGP9L._SY300_.jpg)
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I'd cuss and swear. I ALWAYS lose at that game.
What if I have you 3 straws
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I take One and put it in my Beer
The second I take and make it into a Heart shape <3
The third I put into your Glass and put the heart over them both
What if I gave you a smooth bowl of Devon Ice cream?
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I'd eat it, saying thanks. ::)
What if I gave you a baseball bat?
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I would say we need a ball to
What if I gave you my dirty cloths to wash
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I burn them all and let you stay naked
what if all the girls give you their adress!?
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I'd think it's a trap, and hand out some of those addresses to my friends to confirm my suspicions.
What if I gave you a pat on the back?
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I would thank you and pat you on your back like guys do
What if I gave you big Kiss
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i'll give you a biggest one back and cuddle you!
what if the adress of the girls were thue!?
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I would come and visit you
What if I gave you my address
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I will run to your home when i can.....faster as i can!
what if this game will never end!? :o
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I'd be happy, because I love to play forum games. ::)
What if I gave you a high five?
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i'll give you another one, then to the next near you, etcetera!
what if someone ask you to be spanked!? ;D
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Well, if they request it, I'd spank em'. Hard.
What if I gave Tango more time to respond to your posts?
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I would be happy about that but its part of the game to be quick
What if I gave my ass a wiggle in front of you
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I will spank it reeeeally hard!
what if Rukya will answer before me!? ;D
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I would come and visit you
What if I gave you my address
i allready know :P
Then she would spank Tango's butt
what if HB would get jelous about that
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I would let them SPANK it in turns one on each cheek MMMMMMMM
What if I gave you same cream to rub on my red cheeks
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I'd begrudgingly smear it all over your ass, saying to you "Don't tell anyone about this."
What if I gave you some of my water?
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i would gave it to Brandy so she can put the kettle on to make tea
What if i gave you a winning lottery ticket
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I would pay for you and I to do the Paris Dakar rally
What if I give you an ice cube Massage
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i'd curl up close to you to warm back up
what i i gave you a whole pizza
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I'd cut it up. open the wine and shout to yous " Teas up"
What if I gave you a free ticket for a Block Buster Video film
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I reckon it would be a Rom Com round Tango's place. Who's coming?
What if I gave keys to a yacht
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i would steal my guy away from work and escape out on the yacht for at least a week ;D
what if i gave you a new toy
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mmmm a cuddly Bear, what could be better ;D
What if I gave you champagne and shygirls to go with the yacht to give you sustenance :P :P :P :P
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I'd happily accept it, though I would eventually desire something a little more filling.
What if I gave you two tickets to a Yankee game?
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It would have to be the Ducks, definitely not the Huskies ( I hope I got that the right way round :) )
What if I got you tickets to watch proper football ;D
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You got that right... and it is a proper football game.
I wish Brandy could join me for that annual smackdown so I could show here what real football is about.
green or purple?
..... what game are we playing...
oh yes...
What is I got you a cheerleader outfit?
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i'd wear it and tempt you guys with that short skirt ;)
what if i gave you a paddle
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I would take the Paddle and Order you to strip in front of me letting my watch you uncover your sexy body. when you are naked I would put your collar on and walk you over to the wall and put your hands on the wall bending you over little using the paddle I would tap your thighs opening your legs a bit. give you 10 light taps on each cheek and then 20 harder taps just to get some colour into your cheeks then 50 hard SLAPS making your cheeks quiver with each SLAP.
What if I gave you the Paddle back
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With my ass almost the color of my hair, I'd fasten you into the spreader bar and do exactly the same to you!
What if I gave you a blow job?
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I wouldn't let you stop with just a BJ.... :P
What if I made you sit on a vibrator when giving me that BJ?
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I'd feel uncomfortable because I've never given another man a BJ before, nor have I ever sat on a vibrator before as well. ::)
What if I gave you the one ring?
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7sfqgLfIC1rvk0h5o1_500.gif)
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i would destroy it cause it wouldnt answer to me
what if i gave you my tight pussy
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I'd clear my schedule for the next 2 weeks. ;)
What if I gave you a hug?
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i'd hold you tight to warm up
what if i gave you a picture of my sexy outfit
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I'd buy a frame and place it in my little cubical and sigh. <3
What if I gave you sexy picture of me, posing nude?
(*back to work!*)
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I would be... ::) ... flattered... cordially thank you and hide it never to be seen again...
What if I loaned you my spreader bar?
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i'd rush over so my Master can use it on me
what if i gave you my clamps
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I'd give them to your Master since he would be apparently missing them...
what if I gave you my violet wand?
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would have my Master try it on me
what if i gave you a camera
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I would smile, thank you and accept the gift.
What If i gave you some high heels? :D
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I would take them to Pafe the chief
What if I gave you a Length of rope
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i'd hand it to Master so he can tie me up
what if i gave you a week off
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I would spent it with you
What if i gave you boudoir shoes
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I'd thank you and wear them!
Did I mention that I love shoes?
What if I gave you a black shirt? :)
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I'd love to wear a black shirt! thx xxx
hey Bear, you never told me you had a violet wand! :(
What if I gave you a Galaxy shirt (LA Galaxy that is trekkies!)
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I'd thank you and wear it! ;)
What if I gave you a little kitten?
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i'd cuddle that little kitten and spoil her always
what if i gave you a tiger
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I'd cuddle it & keep it forever & take it for walks thro LA
I lOOOOve tigers.. :))
What if I gave you the key to my heart?
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i'd hold tightly to it so no guy breaks your heart
what if i gave you my love
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It would make me so happy i never wanna leave you
What if i made you my princess
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I'd sit on your face and Queen you!
what if I gave you an elephant?
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would introduce my elephant to the ones at the zoo so they wouldn't be so lonely
what if i gave you my maid outfit
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I'd sit on your face and Queen you!
LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK
I keep it, so you can put it on next time you visit
What is gave you the spanking you deserve
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i'd wiggle for more
what if i gave you my flogger
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I'd have a very very sore bottom!
What if I gave you a do-nut?
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i'd place it on my Masters cock and eat it
what if i gave you some cheesecake
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I'd guzzle it, I love cheesecake! nom,. nom, nom!
What if I gave you a cold?
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no, thanks....as if i had accepted it! :P
what if i give you a warm hug!?
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sounds like a deal, LA is cold this morning!
What if I gave you a magic carpet?
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if it can fly, i use it to reach my sweet Tango! :D
what if you get naked in the snow!?
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I'd make a snow-angel....... then we'd make out!
What if I gave you a cigar?
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I'll gonna test if a pussy can smopke it! ;D
What if people catch you making out!?
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It would make me even hornier! You know I'm an exhibitionist!
What if I give you a night with Governor Arnie!
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I'd ask him to say every cheesy one-liner ever uttered by him.
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lghmbyQr1d1qgmgjuo1_r1_500.gif)
What if I gave you genie pants?
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I'd wear them with curly toed slippers and waist coat and do a sexy special lap dance for my Jayc.
What if I gave you some of my dance moves?
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We could do a double dance for our spouses :o
What if I gave you a token for a free meal x 2 at the AB&G ;D
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i'd go there to eat with whoever was the first to ask me out that night
what if i gave you a dozen roses
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I would say thank you and ask you out
What if i gave you my morning wood
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I'd suck it for half an hour (as if you could last that long!) and then make you put it in my midnight pussy
What if I gave you a lock of my hair?
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MMMMMMM putting it to my nose and taking a deep breath filling my lungs with your scent feeling it's softness on my skin
What if I gave you the shirt of my back
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i'd tie your hands behind your back and jump on top of you to have my way with you ;D
what if i gave you my brush
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I would gratefully use it to paddle you... and ....
What if I gave you my handcuffs?
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I would handcuff you to me so we can play all day long
what if i gave you some whip cream
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I'd use it on you... covering the right spots... and lick it clean... have you do the same. to me.
what if I gave you a blindfold?
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i'd put it on and let my other senses take over
what if i gave you a free toy item coupon in the sex shop
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I'll buy a double head dildo and test it with my love.....i know he will like! ;)
What if you own a sexy shop!?
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I'd give ACHAT players a discount... perhaps offer in some cases to help them pretest the items... :P
What if I gave you a special discount?
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I'd have to give you something in return...
What if I gave you a blowjob?
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I would definitely be motivated to show you capabilities of some of the special items
backroom or on the counter?
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I don't care!!!
What if I stripped first?
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mmm might be a bit disappointed... peeling the clothing is such sweet seductive fun...
nibbles or bites?
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Well, I like nipples, so nipples. :-[
What if I gave you my old baseball mitt?
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Bear you're too confused... wrong topic... lol....
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so I am... hehe...
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Lol...
What If i gave you some Vitamins so you can't forget the right topics to post?
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I'd be overdosing...
What if I gave you some fresh fruit?
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I'd cut it in little pieces and i'd make a fresh salad to our achat forum members!
What If I gave you a knife?
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I'd use it to chop the fresh fruit into a salad
What if I gave you a fountain pen?
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i'd write a love letter and send it to my guy :)
what if i gave you a new car
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I'd christen it with my special guy.
What if I gave you poo pourri ?
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The whole bathroom would smell nice
What if i gave you the World Cup final to play
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We would end up playing Holland and betting them 2:1
What if I gave you a ticket to Brazil
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We would cheer our victories ;D
What if I gave you an England scarf
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i would hope you bought 2, and i would give you a holland scarf, then we both could go see the final and get drunk afterwards no mather who had won
What if i gave you the weekend off
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We could wave our scarves together
What if I bought the first round
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i'll buy you the second
What if i gave a nice dinner
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I would eat it all
What if i gave you a Christmas tree
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I would decorate it and put it my sitting room
What if i gave you a white christmas
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I'd play in the snow...
What if I gave you spiked egg nog?
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I'd seek vengeance.
What if I gave you Die Hard with a Vengeance?
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I'd watch it with Eva ;D
What if you had chance to win a bottle of Jack Daniels whiskey?
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i'd give it to you guys that like it
what if i gave you hot chocolate
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I let it cool down a bit, then poor it over your naked body so i could lick it off
What if i gave you whipped cream
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i'd add it to the hot chocolate
what if i gave you cherries
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Would add them too ;D
What if i gave more then a lick
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i'd wiggle underneath your attention
what if i gave you my wet pussy to eat
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I would forget about other food and dive in.
What if i gave you a hard rod to lick in return
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i'd lick it all up into my mouth
what if i gave you a tingling sensation while your cock was in my mouth
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You would soon get more cream ::)
What if i never want to leave you after that
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Awwww it feels cruel to post instead of Sexi but this is the last you'll hear of me for a day or two I hope Sexi never wanted to leave you.
What if I gave you a 747?
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I'd outfit it with the most luxury I could, and invite my closest friends to fly around the world with me in it, visiting all the places we wanted... in and out of the air. ;)
What if I gave you a personally hand drawn piece of artwork?
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I would treasure it
What if I gave you Pookie
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I would treasure it
What if I gave you Pookie
HEY!!!! I guess I'd have to have sex with myself.... again lol
What if I give you TERRI
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(I would've kept you company Pookie. Maybe taken you to A/C)
I'd treat her to dinner, at Applebees because I'm classy. 8)
What if I gave you 5 bucks?
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i'd stick it in my pocket to spend later
what if i gave you a kiss
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I'd swoon and blush, my facing turning bright red. Don't tell anyone.
What if I gave you a kiss? :-*
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Feeling your soft lips on my check I smile and say thank you
What if I gave you a kiss and a cuddle
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I'd give you 60 minutes to stop
What if I give you some hot cocoa?
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I would snuggle up under a blanket and drink my cocoa
What if I gave you some whipped cream to put on your cocoa
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i would moan and drink it till it was gone
what if i gave you my bed
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I promist not to soil the sheets
what if I give you a tickle?
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I'd laugh loudly, screaming that I'm ticklish.
What if I have you a soda?
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i would drink it up
what if i gave you a nice warm blanket
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I would get under it with you to snuggle (or more)
What if i gave you a free pass to visit the Zoo
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don't need it i'm there often so i'd take a friend with me :)
what if i gave you a tour of my zoo
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I would be so grateful
What if I give you some mistletoe?
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I would hold it over your head when i step closer so we could kiss :-* :-*
What if i give you a cuddle
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I'd ask if this was part of the padawan training Obi-wan Martin. :-\
What if I gave you nothing?
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As a good Jedi Master i would not show my disappointment in my young padawan.
What if gave you more knowledge of the force
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I would use it to fight for good
What if I gave you the gift of eternal life
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i'd spread it around to all my friends so we can stay together forever
what if i gave you my baby (animal not person)
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I would have you learn me how to take care of it, so i have you both close to me
What if i gave you the victory on the hill
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I'd jump up and down with my arms upstretched to heaven
What if I gave you a pen
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i would put it in my pen holder and use it to write notes
what if i gave you my warmth
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I'd snuggle against you, while smiling saying "Thanks." <3
What if I gave you an xboxone?
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i would go and trade it for a PS4
What if i gave you a parking ticket
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I'll ply and fold it into a plane and fly it out of the window
What if I gave you a bar of soap
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i'd wash you guys really good ;D
what if i gave you the yawns
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I would drink some Red Bull
What if I give you a big, sloppy, wet kiss?
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I'd smile and blush, but assume you mistook me for someone else. :-*
What if I gave you the holy grail?
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I would bring it to the Pope, it's better kept at the Vatican then at my home
What if i gave you something to lick
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I would lick and suck it till its all gone
What if I gave you a slice of Jam on toast
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I'd scream out "awesome!" because I was in the mood for some jam on toast. :o
What if I gave you my VHS copy of Space Jam?
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I would have to get my VCR bock out to watch it
What if I gave you and invite for dinner
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I'd dress like a gentlemen and act haughty the whole evening.
(http://gametheoryonline.com/files/2010/07/snob1-210x146.gif)
What if I gave you a monocle?
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I'd give it to Sir Patrick Moore
What if I gave you a telescope
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I'd climb up a tree and peek at all the girls in achat when they're showering.
What if I gave you a handlebar mustache?
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I'd put it on my bike handlebars!
What if I gave you a sly wink?
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I would smile and wink back followed by a quick kiss
What If I was to hold you hand in the street
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I'd say you were a true gentlemen, and swoon with happiness.
(http://postgradproblems.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/d2af822c2adc746b95089810dbce0a67.gif)
What if I gave you roller blades?
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MMMMM I would look pleased but wish they were Quods :)
What If i gave you a BMX
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I'd ride it down to the charity shop cos I've got one and I'm not greedy (unless its for mores spanks or sex!)
What if I gave you a cloud?
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I would take someone special on it for a romantic ride in the nights sky
What I gave you a beach front house
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BEACH PARRRRRRRRRRRRRTY. All invited :o
What if I gave you King prawns and champagne
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BIG BEACH PARTY WITH CHAMPAGNE FOR ALL AND PRAWNS!!!! Brandy pay!!! :)
What if i give you a trip in my big truck?
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I'd stand in the back, holding onto the rail and as you drove at speed , I'd enjoy the wind in my hair and yell yehawwwwwwwwww
What if I gave you a big black stallion, a black eye mask and a black rimmed hat ?
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I WILL BE THE TRULY ZORRO!!!!!
What if i give you a big kiss with my Zorro clothes?
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I likely would think you were drunk, and say wrong person Zoe'. ::)
What if I gave you a Mario mushroom?
(http://www.sharecg.com/images/medium/41092.jpg)
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I would cut it up and put it into the party food, i bet we all get a bit high on that one
What if i send a nice maid to clean after the party
(http://doblelol.com/uploads/7/occupyfun-funny.jpg)
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It would be Sexi in that outfit and we'd start a new party!
What if I give you a paddle?
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I'd thank you and give it to someone who enjoys using it
What if I gave a cuppa
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If it was Jo I'd thank you very much & drink it, if it was tea, I'd pass it over to BB
What if I gave you a wooden spoon?
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I would make you pull down your shorts and panties bend you over the back of my sofa and spank you till your cheeks glowed
What would you be then if I gave it bsck to you
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The wooden spoon? I'd be Covems' Mom and whack him when he didn't take his hat off.
What if I give you a sex swing?
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i'd invite my Master to come "swing" with me :D
what if i gave you a wooden cross
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I'd hold it tightly in my hands and pray for a bus load of girls to come pouring into my place.
What if I have you a cross word puzzle?
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I Would put your Puzzle down and take Sexi and Fix her to the cross she gave you and show you how to use it :)
What if it gave you a pair of Handcuffs
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I would handcuff Terri so everyone in achat could have a turn with her
what if I give you some warm, scented oil?
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I'd strip down naked and say to you my body is ready.
What if I gave you just 1 sock?
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with the one sock you gave me I would make a sock puppet and make you all laugh
What If I gave you a slap with a wet fish
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I'd turn red with anger, before settling down and assuming it was a British/English custom.
What if I gave you a pat on the crotch?
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I would slap your face! Then I'd probably pull you over my knee & slap your ass too!
What if I gave you a star?
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I would treasure such a precious gift and place a photo of it in a frame to protect it forever and enjoy its beauty in the nights sky.
What if I give you a golden fleece?
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I would take it to the Spa in the B&G hang it on the wall
What if I gave you a slow long body massage
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it would be greatly appreciated
what if i gave you a treat to feed my animals at the zoo
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I would be so happy to help you feed them
What if I gave you a Bunch of flowers
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awwwwww your so sweet
what if i gave you a kiss
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I would put my arms around you and Kiss you right Back
what if I gave you a ticket to go and see someone special
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I would say thank you my good friend, and did the same to you.
What if i gave you a new ferrari
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I'd sell it and get a 2001 Dodge Viper. Love that car.
How about.... if I gave you an Xbox One?
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I'll hand it over to my kids and ask them to say thank you to Uncle Jensen :)
what if I gave you a box of Lindt
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That's Chocolate right? I'd share it with you feeding you one at a time, maybe even melting one in my mouth and sharing it in a kiss.
What if I gave you a Hershey kiss?
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I'd thank you and eat it... :)
What if I gave you a hug?
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I'll hold tight to you for hours long
what if I nuzzle under your jawline?
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I'd purr
what if I give you a picture of me?
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I'd retrieve it from my pocket whenever a difficult posing question vixes me, look at it and ask "What would Terric do?"
What if I gave you raspberry pancakes?
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I'd gratefully eat them being its breakfast time... many thanks...
What if I gave you a banana?
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i'd eat it for breakfast besides the donut i had
what if i gave you a chocolate donut kiss
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I'd love that!!
What if I give you a cuppa hot chocolate?
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Just shared one and a refill is always welcome
What if I gave you a tub filled with milk
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I would push Sexi in and jump after her, so we can have some naughty fun
What if i gave you a trip into space
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I pick my girl, and we go on the trip without looking back
What if I gave you a heated bath towel
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i would slap it around my middle, so my thing can warm up from the cold
What if i gave you a penny for your thoughts
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I'd get a pen and paper, some coffee..and say you to "This is gonna be one long night" and proceed to write my thoughts.
What if I gave you nun-chucks?
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a nunchuck for the wii :) i'd thank you and go play a game
what if i gave you an extra warm blanket
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i would crawl under it with you Sexi
What if i gave you a shoulder to cry on
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i would cry my eyes out
what if i stopped playing
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Please don't Sexi, there would be many broken hearts...........
What if I came to the zoo with a hot chocolate and 2 tickets to Hawaii
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I'd drive you and sexi to Hawaii and wish you a safe flight and fun trip
What if you end up in LOST island
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I'd likely consume my time with flashbacks about my former life, before concluding with a lackluster and disappointing reconciliation that I am stuck on an island.
What if I gave you the world?
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I would hold it safe and carry it always
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-smtdMMsm1oY/UCATw9XoNyI/AAAAAAAAAVQ/ppDJ1Cj8J3M/s1600/chuck-carlton-atlas-holding-the-world-on-his-shoulders.jpg)
What if I gave you the secret of life
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I would share it with the world
what if I give you a bag of skittles?
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I would eat them but only in the right order
Blue Green Yellow Orange Red Purple Brown
What If I gave you a pack of Jaffa cakes
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I'd eat it quick like lightning because it's delicious.
What if I gave you the power to fly?
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I will visit a lot of places, more confortable than with Ryanair.
What if i give you X RAY view?
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I would check out men's bulges!!
what if I give you my diary?
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I'd close it and hand it back because I'm afraid of what you'd do to me, if I did read it.
What if I gave you a NY Yankee's jersey?
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I will go to shop and i will exchange for red socks jersey :P
What if i give you a time machine?
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BOOOO Zoe'. You're dead to me. XD
I'd go back to 1990's and kill the person who invented acid jeans.
What if I gave you a staff?
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I'd use it next time we walked up to the top of Topanga and lean on it at the top.
bf would probably tie my arms to it and.. never mind that's for another feed.....
What if I gave you a ride on my horse?
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I would ride it with you holding its rains leading me around
What if i gave you a ride in my Race car around Brands Hatch
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I had to Google Brands Hatch............
I'd be very excited and probably get wet
What if I gave you a BJ half way down the back straight?
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I'd likely crash the car, killing us both but I know I'll be going out happy.
What if I gave you hope?
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I'd hope things will get better for Sexi
What if I gave you a dugong?
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Lol...I would challenge a Dragon type trainer and win with ease. ::)
What if I gave you a master ball?
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i'd give it back too hard to think of either of those words
what if i gave you 2 wishes
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I'd wish my second wish becomes true :)
What if I gave you a chance to go back once in time
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I would go back to the first day I started Achat and spoke with HB on that day So we could have as much time as we could with each other.
What if I gave you a Toblerone
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I will eat, no doubt of it. Im chocolate addicted. :)
What if i give you the tv remote control?
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I would put the film on I just posted on name the Movie
What if I Gave you the DVD of the movie
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I will put into the dvd player, and press play in VOS with spanish subtitles...
What if i give you a ticket to fly to London?
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I would Drive the 45 mins up to Heathrow and see if I could change it to a flight to Italy
What if I gave you meet you at the airport
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If im close, i will take a coffee with you without problems :)
What if the world have an invasion of zombies??
(http://guardianlv.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/18870-the-walking-dead-the-walking-dead.jpg)
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I'd take my rifle, and hone my sniper skills... taking them all out with headshot from a roof.
What if I gave you... a brand new Galaxy Note 3?
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I would use it... but complain about the bill
What if I give you an xxx rated Christmas?
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I will pay my bills, call friends and make a party ;D
What if i give you a kiss??
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Well, as long as it's on the cheek, I'm fine. No funny business Zoe'! ::)
What if I gave you inspiration?
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I would be inspired
What if I give you the key to my apartment?
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I'd come round with a bottle of tequila and a game of Twister!
What if I gave you a Teddy Bear?
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I would cuddle it every night holding it tight
What if I gave you the keys to my car
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I will go to a ilegal race, run and run, and after i will and let you your car without damages, i will smile.
What if i give you the choose to be a vampire.
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MMMMM Tilts head offering you my next the chance to life for ever
What if I gave you my Laptop heheheehe
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Hmm.. for keeps? I would sell it on Ebay... I could use the extra cash ::)
What if I give you the chance to get back in touch with an ex-flame?
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Mmmmmmm i have some ex flames.... and some of them would be nice to have more than be in touch... so i will accept your chance and take the risk.
What if i give you a time machine?
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I would use it to meet myself in the future
What if I give you Pookie to use for the entire day.
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I'd ask her to do the dishes, and laundry for me. She'd likely punch me in the face, leaving me to do it all by my lonesome. :(
What if I gave you my services for the day?
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I would let you do all my work, so i had all the time to spent with the ladies
What if i helped you to move to a new home
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I'd treat you to a meal. Mighty kind of you Martin.
What if I gave you a police badge?
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I could use it to get out of speeding tickets!
What if I give you tickets to the Super Bowl?
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I'd berate around like a douche showing off my tickets to all my friends. They'd then remind me the Giants suck this year, causing me to cry.
What if I gave you, your own galaxy?
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I will make the Death star and will be more lucky than Lord Vather.
(http://cdn.20minutos.es/img2/recortes/2012/12/06/87364-650-357.jpg)
What if i give you a laser sword
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I would take it and fight for all the good in Achat
What if i gave you breakfast in bed
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Does it include sex? I hope so... I would enjoy it
What if I give you a sexy, oily massage?
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I'd laugh uncontrollably because I'm ticklish in certain regions.
What if I gave you the droids you were looking for?
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3uj87ZnqB1qg3fazo1_500.gif)
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The film would have been much shorter
What if I gave you a Pair of Gold ear rings
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I'd wear them in the game, specially for you xx
What if I gave you a haircut?
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Which hairs? I'd like that
What if I give you a trip to Disneyworld?
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I'd sing "It's a small world after all.." for the entire day, until I was kicked out of the park for being a nuisance.
What if I gave you jazz hands?
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/5995f2e9f00f19a8bde95ef3d50a25c2/tumblr_mqzttktUrF1rlfsw2o1_500.gif)
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I would sitdown at my piano and played that "Piano Man" song again
What if i learned you to use the Force
(http://www.washingtonpost.com/rf/image_606w/2010-2019/WashingtonPost/2012/05/02/Style/Images/swbm7.jpg)
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I would go to Venice beach and have fun with the weight-lifters
What if I give you a pedicure?
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I would purr at you and reward you
what if I give you some Christmas Cheer?
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I would celebrate with you and tickle you behind the ears. xx
What if I give you a girly night out with me?
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I'd enjoy it to the fullest, and treat you like the queen you are.
What if I gave you... a custom built PC?
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well I'd download Achat first and foremost.. then I'd send HIM a picture of it with a pokey out tongue... from my new PC of course!
What if I gave you a day as a tiger?
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I will mark all trees in forest ::)
What if i give you the chance to be a Hero
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You mean, I'm not already? ;D I guess I'd spend it giving the kiss of life to all the hunky guys.
What if I gave you a magic wand?
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I'd conjur up some cowboys for the two of us
what if I give you a wooden spoon?
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I'd take that cowboy and use the spoon to stir naughty trouble ;D
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I'd take that cowboy and use the spoon to stir naughty trouble ;D
wich makes you being so busy you forgetting to gift something to the next :P
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I'd take the naughty trouble (bet that surprised you all :P) especially with a wooden spoon!
What if I gave you a date with Hugh Jackman?
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I will ask him for his time in Japan... i read was so funny... lol
What if i give you a date with Anna Kurnikova
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I wouldn't ask her any questions about Tennis
What if I give you actual Peace on Earth?
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The world would sleep a much happier place
What if i gave you tomorrow Off
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I will sleep all morning, and in the afternoon i will shopping.
What if i give you a turkey?
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Yayyy thats one less thing I have to buy
What if I gave you a bottle of Champagne
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I will drink with someone special... she know who is ;D
What if i give you a date?
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I would hope it would be a great date
What if I gave you a lay in
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gettin laid rignt now would be good
what if I give you a mouse trap?
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I'd place it near a mouse hole and just wait for my trap to be sprung.
What if I gave you Orlando Bloom?
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I'd make a better pirate out of him
What if I give you a seat by the fireplace
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would be a nice place to be in a cold afternoon like today is
What if i give you what you wish in this moment
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Well then Sexi would be in charge of her own zoo and I would come and help her feed the tigers
What if I give you a day on the set of the next James Bond film?
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I will sit, and enjoy the behind the scenes.
What if i give you a lottery ticket.
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I bought lots... but I'll always take another
Tonight's Mega Millions is worth $636 Million
What if I give you a share when I win it?
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I will be happy, but i will tell you to donate this to people who cant eat everyday.
What if i give you my car keys?
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I'd take ya for a spin with me... and do doughnuts on ice for fun.
What if I gave you my phone number? :P
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I would post it here, just to share it with the others
What if i gave you a white christmas
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I would go out side and make snow angles Naked
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTzTw_jOludre-xgaChBLrkHMtc8X_niNMD5RA1X14Tg39w06AK)
What if I gave you a deck of cards
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we would play strip poker ;D ;D or for higher stakes..........
What if I gave you a deck of Tarot cards?
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I'd burn them, because of the evil they represent.
What if I gave you a homemade mint cookies?
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Home-made mint cookies? yes please!
What if I gave you the recipe for my "special" brownies?
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I will cook and go to achat bar and grill to eat with everyone
What if i give you a cow
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I haven't room in our yard, I'm afraid, I would have to take it to the local farm, but I'd have fresh milk everyday and I'd thank you every time I drank it.
What if I gave you a Christmas Sweater?
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I will dress all xmas, of course (even is is a little ugly, lol.... you can see mine in achat bar and grill).
What if i give you a smile.
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I would give you one right back :D
What if I gave you a big HUG
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I love big hugs!
what if I give you a Christmas ornament for your tree?
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I will put under the star and each time i look it, i will remember about you.
What if i give you the power to fly?
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I would take of and fly to visit all my good friends here
What is i gave you a visit to the white house
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I would shake Mr Obama's hand and get a photo of it
What if I gave you a date with the person of your dreams :)
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I would be so gratefully.
What if i give you a chocolate.
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i'd melt it down and let you guys lick it off me
what if i gave you santa's reindeer
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I'd fly around the world... stopping in places where I could see Achat friends.
What if I give you a friend request at another site?
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:( I wouldn't see it... I don't play anywhere else......
What if I gave you a magic lantern?
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I'd thank you because it'll match well with my magic cape and cowl.
What if I gave you my lucky baseball bat?
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I'd keep it for a week to ensure christmas runs smoothly , then give it back in time for the NewYear.
What if I let you borrow my camera?
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I'd say thanks for being a friend, and letting me borrow it. Hard to come by nowadays. 8)
What if I gave you a notebook?
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I will write there all important things.
What if i give you what you have in mind... (explain what you have in mind please)
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I will write there all important things.
What if i give you what you have in mind... (explain what you have in mind please)
No, I'm too predictable.....
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And?? ;D
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:P :P
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LOL...
You didnt ask... what if i give you... :P
Or maybe... ok... if you give me your tongue... maybe i could bite you.
What if i give you a reason to smile?
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If I answered your previous question, you already did. ;) :)
What if I gave you a smile?
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I will smile with you ;D
What if i give you a ticket for see LA Lakers?
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I'd hope you'd take me
What if I give you a beach ball?
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I will kick the ball close where you have to have a excuse to go close to you. ;D
What if i give you sun cream?
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I'd pack it ready for skiing next week, thank-you very much.. After-sun is very good for sore bottoms, btw. eases the burning.......
What if I give you the chance to give me a Brazilian? (don't know what it is with you men, but BF loves trimming me......)
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Here is your Brazilian
His name is Caio
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_LikzyndVj-g/S6qhtzWHPOI/AAAAAAABY0E/uyivX73EDrQ/s400/ttt.jpg)
What if I give you a candy bar?
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Would ask you to show me how you eat it ;)
What if I give you a glass of Congnac to go with it
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it would make my clothes fall off
what if I give you a goldfish?
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I would put it in a bowl and feed him ever day
What if I gave you a trip to a Caribbean Island
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I will take my kite, my board and be at beach all day... and i hope is windy!!!
What if i give you a boat?
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I'd raid other ships, pretending to be Hukk, the King of all Pirates!
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhw2ynBXp11qah4nko1_r1_500.gif)
What if I gave you a straw hat?
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I would wear it on the beach of the Caribbean Island
What if i gave you so sun screen
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I'd say thanks. Being under the sun was starting to get to my skin.
What if I gave you a hula hoop?
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i'd put it over my head with one of you guys in the middle with me so you can't leave so soon
what if i gave you a blowjob
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Ohh Sexi....... well let's just call it oral.... I'd return the favor and lap you until you came.
What if I give you a clit-bar?
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I will give to a special friend ;D
What if i give you a night full of pleasure?
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i would cum so much
what if i gave you my baby goat
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Awwww a kid of my own! Love you Sexi! lolz... couldn't resist! I could keep him in our yard, would mean the gardener didn't have to mow the grass :)
What if I give you a tiger cub?
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Would look after it for a short while than set him free
What if I give a camel ride to
(http://blog.cazloyd.com/wp-content/uploads/web-9.jpg)
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I will ride to the south... here in the north is cold right now
What if i give you 5 dollars?
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I would use it to buy lunch
What if I give you a pair of shoe laces?
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I'd smack my head thinking 'Of Course!" because up until now I simply taped my shoes on.
What if I gave you a neck massage?
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mmmmmmm would love that
what if i gave you some licks
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sexi you can lick me all over
What if I gave you the winning loto ticket
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I will buy a island and i will invite all achat village for a big new year party :)
What if i give you a ticket for this party...
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Hm..I'll come on the condition that I wear just a bow tie.
What if I gave you a tickle?
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I would squeal and wriggle.... I am VERYticklish
What if I give you my 2000th post?
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congrats blue and hugs
what if i gave you my hot pussy
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I would snuggle with that cat and keep myself warm
What if I give you some Christmas Spirit?
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I'd scream out "I believe in Christmas now!' and thank you for helping me find the true meaning of Christmas.
What if I gave you a compliment?
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Why thank you kind Sir. You're not a bad looker yourself xx.
What if I give you 10 minutes?
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I would enjoy each one of those 10 minutes.
What if i give you 10 more?
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MMMMMM 20 minutes of your time the fun we could have
What if I gave you half an hour to do with me as you wish :P
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i'd have a blast with you ;D
what if i gave you my frozen feet
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I would warm them up
What if I give you a cup of hot cocoa... with marshmallow?
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I'd share it with you. :)
What if I gave you a bottle of home made white wine?
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Wowzers, oh boyoboyoboy How I love hot chocolate with marshmallows.... I would pick my marshmallows out with a cocktail stick and feed them to you all dripping with hot chocolatey milk. :)
What if I give you eggs benedict for breakfast?
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Wowzers, oh boyoboyoboy How I love hot chocolate with marshmallows.... I would pick my marshmallows out with a cocktail stick and feed them to you all dripping with hot chocolatey milk. :)
What if I give you eggs benedict for breakfast?
Awww, you skipped mine, Blue... :/
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Sorry Jensen, honest, I only went to the bathroom.....
I'd probably lay it down to drink later with you alone...
What if I give you a ball-wax?
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I would hope you are gentle with my balls
What if I picked you up and took you out in my lorry for the day
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*googles Lorry*
I'd say lets trick out this lorry, and go score us some fly girls.
What if I whistled you a song?
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I would be very impressed... I can't whistle..........
What if I give you a Prince Albert?
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I will talk him about a Republic.
What if i give you a massage?
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I would do what your message asked
What if I gave you tickets to a whistling match
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Errrrm.... Zoe, I think you need to Google A Prince Albert.... You might become very close, but I don't think you'd talk to it....... ::)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Albert_%28genital_piercing%29
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b3/10g_Prince_Albert_Piercing.jpg/220px-10g_Prince_Albert_Piercing.jpg)
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What if I give you a "delete" for that picture above?
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@ Zoe in reference to 'Prince Albert.'
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/312/563/05d.jpg)
What if I give you a "delete" for that picture above?
I'd feel bad because I also sport some jewelry down below.. T.T
What if I gave you a Christmas card?
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I will be so happy ;D
What if i give you a hug?
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I'd give ya a hearty Jersey style hug, along with a pat on the back.
What if I give you a samurai sword?
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I'd use it in one hand, a borrowed wooden spoon in the other and my greatest weapon, Ma Covems standing shoulder to shoulder next to me and say in a very stern voice "Now you were saying about repeat posts ... " ;D ;D ;D
What if I gave you a Squeaky voice ? ::)
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I'll make sure to do whatever it takes to dulcify your throat :)
What if I gave you the only three items you asked for before being left on a deserted island?
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I would take the big box of matches (fire) the Large Tarpaulin (shelter) and the Machete Knife (food)
What if I asked you to join me on the deserted island
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Okay... but I'm bringing my phone
What if I give you me in my Christmas stocking?
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I will answer you in private ;D
What if i give you a big xmas kiss :)
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MMWWAAHHHHH Zoerink I didn't know you cared so much
What if I made you Christmas Breakfast in bed
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I will eat all :) i like have good breakfast
;D
What if i give you the chance to choose a wish...
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I would take that wish and wish to awake up in Italy with my sweet Pet that would make for the prefect Christmas morning
What if I gave you your first Christmas kiss when you wake out
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awwww so sweet :)
what if i gave you some christmas sex
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MMMMM sexi what a way to wake up
What if I cooked you Christmas dinner
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I'd come eat it, and help with all the cleanup.
What if I gave you a weekend getaway with one other person?
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I would be very happy, but as I'm already away, I'd give it to Sexi and ask you to be the one other person. :-*
What if I give you a penguin?
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I'd give it over to Skipper to train him with the Penguins of Madagascar squad
What if I give you a feather cushion?
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Certainly would've come in handy this evening!
What if I give you a pair of Oakleys
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I'd stop shading my eyes with my hand :)
What if I gave you sutra dices
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We could play a game... I love games.
What if I give you the controls to my sybian?
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm will be very funny :P
What if i give you a cruiser in the Mediterranean.
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I'd kiss your cheeks in return and I'd pack my stuff! :)
What if I gave you a Christmas present?
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I would bow in gratitude than kiss your hand :)
What if I give you a laissez-passer to the place of your choice
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I would bake you a cake and thank you and send you a post card .... Hawaii here I come.
what if gave you a naked massge ;D
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I'd invite the guys to watch ;)
what if I gave u strawberries and champagne?
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Mmmmmm....... Champagne to trickle down chests or breasts, navels to be filled and licked dry, strawberries to be shared in kisses......
I love champagne & strawberries........, I would have a lovely Sunday morning, thank you so much!
What if I give you a tub of Ben & Jerry's cookie dough?
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I would dive in with you blue, then we can both start licking
What if i give you the moon
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I'd dance with you naked in the moonlight
What if I gave you a black light
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I would make you wear white underwear and have you dance under it
What if I gave you an Ice cube
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i'd rub it against your balls ;D
what if i gave you a candle
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I will light the path to a new adventure
next one will join me yes or no.
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yes.
what if i gave you a bottle of champagne
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I'd share it with you under the stars
What if i gave you a shiny smooth pebble?
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I put them in my pocket and keep them with me always
what if I take you long holiday with me?
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Yes, I'll extend my holiday
What if i gave u a digital camera
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I make nice home movies :P
what if I sell them? :D
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I buy them all, so they don't get around on the internet exposing things some of us don't want :-[
What if i gave you a cure to all diseases
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great answer ;)
I would share with ewery one
What if I bring down all the stars from the sky for you? :)
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On a warm, dark, beautiful night ... The stars reflecting in a still pool. I melt in your arms.
What if I give you my whispered answer, and it is ... Yes!
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I grin happily
what if I give you a cute teddy bear?
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I'd name it Tomi and cuddle it when i feell sad
Whay if i gave u a drive of my car?
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I would take her a hell of a ride what can she take ;)
what if I invite you come with me scary roller coaster ride?
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Noooo thankyou.... and you be gentle with my girl lol
What if I give you home made cookies?
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Look like no one want your home made cookies I will eat tham with pleasure becouse I like it ;)
what if I you take you romantic night walk under the moon?
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I'd feel like the luckiest man on the planet. You complete me Tomi.
What if I gave you a surf board?
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I would paddle into the ocean to catch a big wave wich would bring me back to the beach with the lovely ladies
What if i gave you a tour of Holland
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I would go have a caffee and smoke some weed
what if I caught by the police?
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no problem weed is legal in Holland ;D
What if i point you to the right coffee-shop
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I would buy you a caffee and invite you for a smoke :o ;D
what if I lmao from to much weed?
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I remind you of Hukks post on your romantic walk...
then I laugh to
What if I gave you a feather?
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I woul tickle your body with those feather
what if I take you painball game?
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I'd be delighted to go, then complain for 3 days about the bullet that hit my breast
What if i give you an ice sculpture?
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I would chop some ice off and use it on your body to tease you
What if i gave you a bath filled with chocolate
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I'd bathe in it. You can watch if you help me clean up after ;)
What if i gave you tickets to the opera house?
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I would take you to see the Opera
What is i gave you a romantic dinner afterwards
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I'd gaze dreamily at you over the champagne glasses. Are you good in the kitchen?
What if I gave you a game of Twister?
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we would play, but only if it's nude twister :o
What if i gave you something to lick
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You know licking envelopes for your autographed photos is not really a gift. But ok I'm licking them. Why didn't you buy the self sticking ones? :-\
What if i gave you a treasure map?
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I dont need a treasure map I already find the biggest treasure
what if I give you a full room red roses?
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I'd spend all day in there and press one rose in a book to remember the moment forever.
What if I gave you a piece of string, a stick of gum, a paperclip and a balloon?
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I'd get myself in a terrible pickle and call McGyver to rescue me.
What if I gave you five minutes in private with whomever you wanted?
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would be the happiest man on the word :)
what if take you boat trip on a lake?
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He can both do some fishing and catch a meal for the ladies on the shore, maybe even have a party with them later on
What if i gave you a healthy life
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I would take advantage of my new found health and eat right and stay fit to live a long full life...
What if i gave you 1 wish??
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I'd take it.. but not tell u what i wished for
What if i gave you a jar of fresh wild honey
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I would putty your body to make you more sweet ;)
what if I make you a room with candles and rose petals on bed?
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I'd feel sorry for these poor roses :)
and what if i give you a pencil and a sheet of paper? :)
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Ah, thank you. I'd write a list of all the people I would like to see die a horrible, gruesome death. Lets see..*starts with Dane Cook*.
What if I gave you a comically small hat?
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I'd attach it with a hair pin then perform a strip tease for added humor
What if I took you on a hot air balloon ride?
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I would be glad I can go and with a nice company will be more better
What if I give you a little surprise gift in the air?
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I would clap my hands and say "That's was a spicy Meatball"
What If I gave you the power to time travel??
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I would go back in time and correct all the mistakes i made when i was younger
What if i gave you the change to use that power after me
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I would follow you to get your story to enter in the Contest LOL
What if I give you the uzz in my Buzz :D
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I blush.
What if I give you go?
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I'd say thankyou, then look at it very carefully from different angles. I'd poke it with a stick and order some lab tests. Then I'd shrug and put it in a box until I could ask you what a go is or a go at what?
What if I give you a cuddle?
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I would put my arms around you and cuddle you back and squeeze you a little :) you can't beat a nice cuddle
What if i gave you a kiss
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aww thank you but I think I can't I accept that :D
what if I give you trip where you want?
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I would take a trip to this place called Heaven to get a glimpse of all it's splendor and glory...
what if i gave u my unwavering loyalty?
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I'd stand beside you no matter what
What if i gave you an Aussie Kiss
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I hope it would be from down under your sheets??
what if i gave you a full body massage??
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I'd asked for the scented body oil with it. mmmm
What if i gave you a crystal ball?
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I would look ahead into my future...
what if i gave you unlimted wisdom...??
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Well then I'd know what to do with it. ;D
What if I give you my freckles?
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I would give tham back to you, Im sure its look better on you ;)
what if I give you endurance?
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I tackle the next cliff :P
What if i give you champagne breakfast
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Would be glad to have with you its my first champagne breakfast
what if I hide you from the world?
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I'll break free
What if i give you unlimited Lego blocks
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I would sit down and play hours like a child ;D
What if I throw the blocks all ower in the house?
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Don't look at me to clean it up, that's not what friends are for >:( :P
What if i give you a ladybug?
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I would hold it on my finger, high in the air, until it flew away.
What if I gave you a flower?
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I'd mutilate its stem and put it in a pot of ink..... not really.... i'd put it i a vase of water with aspirin
What if I give u a friendship bracelet?
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I would wear till it not fall down from my arms than I keep it in my pocket
What if I take you to watch a movie?
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I would hope it's a action one, because i'm not going to a romantic movie with a boy, i only go to them with girls
what if i hire a plane and we all can do that scene from "the wolf of wall street" for real
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Haven't seen that movie but i'm sure it involved a mile high club scene.. so, sure why not :D
What if i give you a helium balloon?
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I would politely ask if you would like to go up with me on the ballon ride and see the beautiful landscape below as we take in the sights from the air...
what if i give you the keys to a Ferrari.
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Reeeaally? you wanna dry hump, Martin? Or you wanna be tazered & strapped down? lol. I haven't seen the movie yet only trailers, does the action go further than dry humping?
LoverBoy, I'd have to let my fiance teach me how to drive it, I've only ever driven my dad's pick-up and my little CRV, they are both auto, I've never driven stick shift
What if I gave you a locket to put a picture in?
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lol Blue Wolf of Wall Street has dry humping and so much more. Like yachts, drugs, corruption, and fast moving cars. Also it is has an amusing, quirky little soliloquy by Matthew Mcconaughey.
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/3d0fd49583d2aee2369ae561416d04c6/tumblr_mz7ch9RqOe1r497q6o1_r1_500.gif)
I'd put a picture inside, of the only person I've ever cared about: Lover. <3
What if this is only the beginning?
*Whoops I thought this was Yes or No game! lol, oh well, can't be helped. Sorry HGO.
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Happy for u both.... Um Hukk where is my surprise???
What if i give you a hairbrush?
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I keep it as a gift cant use it I have short hair but I if you need I can lend you
what if I give you earring? :D
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I would take them and go and get my ears pierced
What if I give you A drink in the bar
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oooo ty, Hope it's a whiskey and Coke
What id i give you homemade chocolate body paint
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mmmm I love chocolate in any way I got :P
What if I give you a wish?
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I say thank you the more wishes the better
if i said lets go on a road trip would you come
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As a lorry drive I would pick you up and drive you anywhere you wish to go
What if i gave you the fall body massage
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I'd make make sure to play some romantic music in the background before whispering "Take me." to you in a very disturbing fashion.
What if I gave you a reason to believe?
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I'd keep it with the one i have
What if i gave u a mixed disc
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I will play it
what is we go out on a girls night out what do you say
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Great idea, I know a cool um club ;)
What if I gave you a bucket of water
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I would pour it over you and we have a wet T-shit time in the club
what do you say we do it one more time
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I would be the judge :P
what if i give you the prise?
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then i put it with my other wet tshirt com prizes
what if I give u a slow dance
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I would give you another prise :P
what if I give you a dry T-shit?
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I'd hold onto it to wear later, keep this look for a while :P
What if i gave you apple pie
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I would eat it while I look those wet T-shirts
Whait if I give you a ride on the mechanical bull? :)
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I would ride for the whole 8 seconds..Cowboy up...(Lane Frost)
what if i gave you inspiration
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I'd design the Kamasutra for Achat
What if i gave you a spoon?
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I'd chase Hukk & Covems ;D
What if I gave you a shot of Malorts to try ;D
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I'll try it ... but I have no idea what it is ... so if it's illegal, oh forget it, bottoms up :D
Next to post will stay with me if I pass out or need to vomy
What if i give u the rest of those shots
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the we would be unsupervised and vomying together..but man it would be fun...
the next what if i gave u a key to a castle
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I'd go & inspect the dungeon right away, and invite all my Achat friends over for a Medieval party!
What if I give you a ride on my horse?
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I'd hesitate a bit, and then I would accept putting my fears aside.
What if I gave you a music session?
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i would learn how to play the drums...
what if i gave you a yacht..
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I would sail away far
What if I invite you to come with me?
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i would invite a couple more friends(ladies to be exact) and off we go..
what if i gave you tickets to a concert who would u go see??
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Usher Baby
What if i give u a rainbow
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I would dig up the gold at the end of it and share it with you
What if I gave you a paint brush and a room to paint
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I would draw you heaven :D
what if a gave you BMW want it red or black
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I'd give it to Tomi, can't give up my Dino
What if i give u a recipe for cookies
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I would cook them for everyone in the Bar
What if I gave you my secret to my massages
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I'd love it always looking for new tricks
What if i gave u my romance oil blend recipe?
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I would willingly volanter to try it out on you
What If I gave you a full deep muscle body Massage
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I'd mmmmmmmm
What if i give you a kiss?
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I would kiss you softly back and hold you tight
What if I gave you a date
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I'd smile but be shy
What if i let u PM me sometime to talk about it
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:) I like the sound of that MMWAHHH
What if I gave you a slow dance as we chat
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lol, isn't that how a date starts?
What if i gave u an empty garden?
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I would use my building skills to landscape it to how you wanted it
What if I gave you the Key to that garden when its finished
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I'd use it to enter paradise
What if i gave u a tiny treasure box
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Best things come in small packages :)
What If I gave you a tour of the Ice House
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I'll see a new part of forum
What if i give u a new dress?
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I say thank you and wear it with joy if I look good in it :D
What if I give you a necklace fith for your earring?
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I will wear it with joy and say how about a bow with it to .
If we go out to dinner where will it be
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Take you to have a hot dog on street...... just kidding :D I know few good place where the view is beautiful
the last neckles go to the wrong place stupid postman :) what if I give you another one to match to your earings?
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I'd say what i always say ... no ty baby, ur sweet enough to me
you look really pretty in that dress btw, pink lace suits u
did u see the bmw in ur driveway from before?
what if i give u some jelly beans?
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I newer taste jelly beans you have to show me which one is delicious and I eat all :P
What I give you another jar of you favorite jelly beans?
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I try keep them away from my cat this time lol
what if i give you dark sun glasses
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Every sunglass looks good on me :)
What if I go with you rock climbing?
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i'd take you to the highest point
what if i gave you my number
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I would phone you every night and wish you sweet dreams
What it I gave you a plain ticket
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I would fly to that place what's in my dream and I want to see
What if I give you a pacifier? :)
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i would place it in my mouth and dream wishing i could be a baby again..
next one posting what if i gave you the power of veto..
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I'd enjoy my rebellion and kissssss btw
what if i gave you a day on a yacht
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i would take u along to enjoy your company for a day of fun in the sun...
what if i gave you a horse..
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I'd use it in a film, after riding it a while...
What if I gave you a free airline ticket to anywhere?
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I will go to Sant Cruz, beach Boardwalk
what if buy you a drink at the Bar would you come
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Sure
What if i give u a lilly?
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i would smell the beauty and put it in water to keep it alive..
what if i gave u a parachute
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I' put it on and not be afraid to fall
what if I gave u a second chance
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I would get on my knees infront of you hug your leg say Im really sorry I was stupid I do anything for you to forgive me
What id I give you fifty red rose ? @--,'--.'---
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I would take your rose and sniff it mmm the hint of Jasmine ;) (looks around me)
What if I gave you a pair of handcrafts
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I'd have flashbacks of the icehouse
what if i give u a dream catcher
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hehehh I would hang it in my window :)
what if I could make your dream come true
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Would be the happiest man on the world
What if I give you silent night?
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I would miss hearing my baby breathing
What if I gave you 26 hours every day
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I would be happy for the 2 extra hours to spend here
What if I cocked you a home made dinner
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i would happily accept
what if i gave you dessert ;)
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MMMHMMMM new that an offer I couldn't say no to
What if I got out some Ice cubes :-*
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I'd be a sure thing ;)
What if I let u melt them on me
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I would run then around your nipples down to your navel and then own to your swollen little button
What if i let you melt them on me
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I'd hold the cube in my teeth and slowly draw an icy line from your neck all the way down one side of your body, up the inside of your leg and then..........
What if i stop?
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I would be most upset but every lady has the right to stop at any time
What if you don't stop
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the ice would melt
what if i gave you a freezer of ice cubes
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I'd be one of the happiest girls in achat
what if i gave u a little black book
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I would put your name in it
What if I gave you a call
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We might have phone sex :P
what if i give u scooby snacks?
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I always wonder how it taste :P
what if I give you a leash?
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I would take it and clip it to your collar and lead you around the bar :P
What if I gave that leash to someone else
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I'd take it.... now tomi remember ur last trick at me??? who's been a bad doggy?
what if i tied u up?
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I would look at you with those shining eyes and cry till you not let me go :)
What if I cheer you up?
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you would have a hard job at that
what if i gave you all my love
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I'd wonder how i could contain so much :)
what if i gave u a cuddle to cheer u?
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mmmmm i would cuddle close to you and whisper in ur ear..
what if i gave u a private jet..
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I would fly to the other side of the world
what if I visited
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i would welcome u in give u a drink in ur hand and a woman for your side..
what if i give you a motorcycle
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Would say thank you I want to put down the driver license for motorcycle.......but I choose the bike
What if I give you a ride on my bike?
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I'd hold on
What if i took you for a hotdog and coke from a road side vendor after?
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If you know a good place I eat many as I can :P
What if I let you drive back my bike?
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I'd be careful not to scratch it
what if i gave you skis
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I would broke my leg
what if I give you Hot Chocolate?
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I would hold it in both hands
What if I gave you a hot Date
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um with who?? ;D
what if we just go have some beer? :)
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I would hope it's more then one so i can share with you all
What if i gave you a trip down memory lane
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That a long lane
What if i gave you a train ticket
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I'd say "about time baby"
What if i read you poetry
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I melt like a candle in the fireplace. ;)
What if i give you a hug??
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oh thank you :) give and get a hug always bring pleasure to the people
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tK3B9gXR-w
What if I give you trip to space?
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I've tried those tablets before
what if i gave you an old style record player
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i would put it in a safe place for keep sake..
what if i gave you a cell phone
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I'd put only your number in it and call u everyday
What if i gave you a tiara?
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i will wear it every day .
what if you give me love
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I would take your hand and give it to your true love
What if I gave you a hot Date
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I'd bring the ice
what if i gave you an genie bottle
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I would rub it gently and hope you pop out of it :)
What if I asked for my First wish
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Hi Tango ;) here i am for a while, and good to share a little time in forum :)
I dont know your first wish, so i cant answer :P
What if i give you a ticket to fly where you want to...
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I go out on the 1st flight out .
what is we go do joga would you come
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yes :) and bring the sun tan cream
What if I gave you a cold glass of champagne on the beach
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I will share with a friend.
What if i give you a time machine.
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I would travel back and stop a car crash
What if I gave you Time to be with the one you love
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You wouldn't see me leave Moose Lodge for at least a week.
What if I give you .... an early Valentine Card and cuffs ;)
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I'd say oo ty bb but u know I'm hetero right?
What if I gave you the ability too see who was posting after you
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no thanks that would kill the suprise :)
what if I give you good night kiss?
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AARRR Tomi I didn't know your cared
What if I woke you in the morning with a soft gentle kiss
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Well, I didn't know we reached that stage in the relationship Tango. :o I'd happily accept it. Just please ignore my morning breath.
What if I gave you a royal with cheese? (Yes, I'm watching pulp fiction right now)
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Know that I know
what it is you can give me two lol .What if I send you some flower
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I'd share them with u and buy u a vase
What if i gave u a wood lathe?
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I would make many beautiful things for you
What if i give you four poster bed?
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I'd blush, say "ooh tomi didn't know u felt that way" and go get my scarves :P
What if i gave u a chocolate fountain?
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I will run under it and cover my self up ..
who will be the one to lick it off
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um not me ........ HEY LOVER !!!!! GET UR BUTT IN HERE PLEASE :P
What if i give you some cookies to di in that chocolate
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I'd likely shake my head and say No thanks! Way too much sugar for me. ::)
What if I gave you just one shoe?
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I guess I'd practice hopping
What if i gave you a frill necked lizard?
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I dont know what that is but sure why not theirs always a first time ..
next one please tell me what that is lol
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What if I give u a My little pony screensaver
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What if I give u a My little pony screensaver
lol ill passs
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what a cute little thing
what if I give you some weed? :D
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I'd pass it right along.... the last time I smoked weed, my Dad smoked my ass!
What if I give you a butt-plug?
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Ummm, I'd use it as a ring holder on the hand basin
what if i give u some chocolate dipped strawberries?
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I will feed them to Lover ...we will have a great time ;)
what if I gave you rubber sex doll .
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I'd dress it in lingerie and put it on my veranda
What if I gave you some new CDs?
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I always like to listen new song so I would be really happy :)
What if I ask you to listen with me?
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i would come over and hope they rock so we can throw a party and invite the girls to join us
What if i gave you a invitation to the party
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Of course I'd come
what if i gave u a thermometer
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I'd put it on the wall outside to check if it's cool enough to light a fire for our party
What if I gave you a pound of stilton cheese
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I would pass it to the next to post very quickly
What if I gave a girl a HOT date
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I can think of a hundred ways we could heat the action up Tango xx
What if I give you a ride on my surfboard?
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I love to Surf ! I am ready lets go .
what if I invited you to skydive with me .
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HEHEHEHH I would go with you in the plan But what is the point of jumping out when the plan lands where it started from
What if I took you water skiing
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Lest go but first have to learn swim better ;D
What if I give you life jacket?
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Id strap it on you and help Tango teach u to water ski
What if i buy u a smoothie after?
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Mmmmm.. Love smoothies, I'd have to decide whether to drink it or pour it over you & lick it off..
What if I bought you an ice-cream float?
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thankyou mmmm
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What if i take you out for nachos?
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I would be happy coz I never eat before
What if I teach you how to make Hungaryan foods?
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I'd be thrilled, love cooking new things
What if i gave you the Egyptian book of life and death?
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I would take them from you and hide them away from the world so no one could read from them
(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/274/b/1/the_books_from_the_mummy_by_ryfree-d5gh4eq.jpg)
What if i gave you the chance to relive one part of your life again
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I'd die in the pleasure and never take the moments for granted again
What if I gave you a dream made real?
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would dream it over and over so it never ends
What if I gave you A dozen red roses
(http://geelongflorists.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/geelong-florists-dozen-red-roses.jpg)
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you would probably get lucky ;)
What if i give you a fake passport?
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I would fly around the world then put it in your hand cuz here I am :)
What if I give you a chance to stop the time for a while?
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I would stop time and stop a bad crash
What if I gave you a romantic Dinner date
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lest hope it's with a girl çause i don't want one with you, dinner with you is just fine, but not a romantic one. You better send Karen ;)
What if i gave you hope
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I grab it and would be careful not let slipping out of my hand
What if I make you a romantic day?
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Tom I didn't know you cared so much
What if you found me naked in my bed
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I ll cover you up I dont want you to get a cold there Tango lol
what if I take you all with me to pray ( smiling ) :P
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I would happierly come with you
What if I asked you to dinner after church
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I'd come when you ere finished at church
what if i gave you a canoe ride
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I would paddle you out over the moon lite lake
(http://images2.layoutsparks.com/1/25454/moonlight-7-water-lovely.jpg)
for you to take a moonlight swim
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What if I was to come with you
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we could skinny dip together
what if i give u a drive of my jet ski?
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first you have to teach me how and show you a stupid smile on my face coz it would be awesome
what if I give you sun block?
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i'd rub it on your back
what if i gave you a snowman
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It would meld by your hotness
What if i gave you a naughty massage
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I'd smile secretly to myself all day and occasionally delve my hand into my pocket and re read it covertly. :P
What if I gave you a vibrating egg but kept the controls ;D
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BB, how do you read a massage??
I'd probably smile secretly to myself all day too...... :) :) :)
If you gave me a vibrating egg but kept the control I would love it, the excitement, the fear that you would turn it on while I was out running or having a coffee at the malll....
Just the sort of thing HE would love doing!
What if I give you a football?
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I would throw it to you, but when you try to catch it, i would caught up with you so i can grab you for a kiss and forget about the dam football
What if i gave you more then a kiss ;)
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I would be surprised and laugh, saying are you sure you dont confuse me? :D
What if i give you cream and ask what youre going to do with it?
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I will rub it all over you and lick it off you ;)
what is I showed up at your door naked with a bow on only what would you do ? ;D
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Smile and say ... " Ermmm, he actually lives next door ..."
What if I give you the controls for Blu's vibrating egg now...
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i would accept with pleasure and keep it safe from the others, but be naughty from time to time to turn it on when she least expects it.
What if i gave you everlasting love
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I'd have an everlasting orgasm from your love. ::)
What if I gave you a gummy bear?
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I'd suck the gummy and corner the Bear ;D ;D ;D ;D
What if I asked you to order me extra ropes and whips ::)
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I'd have a heart-attack! BB... rope & whips??
I'd pick you up & drive you to the warehouse where we get ours & let you choose which you wanted, then we could have a day playing with them. :)
(Unless of course you wanted them to make your Bear dance......... then I'd have to put my PETA affiliations to one side and and video the whole cruel scenario.. and of course I wouldn't help you at all.... ;)
What if I give you my grandma's recipe for Yorkshire Pudding?
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i would try it out and love it ;D
What if i go in business with that recipe and give you a share of the profits ?
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We would both become Achat rich in funds and furnish a punishment room just for Blue and her special Master / Masteress
After, I had finished, what if I threw the whips and paddles to you to make a Bear dance. LOL.
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I would take the Whip after had stopped shaking and let the Bear free
What If I gave you the paddle back but burned the whip
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I know how you feel about whips Tango, so go right ahead!
If you gave the paddle back to BB, I'd have to go & shake my booty at her & remind her about the pudding hose :)))
What if I give you a sac, back & crack wax?
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I would grit my teeth and be heady for the sweet pain to ripe through my body
What if i was to give you a bikini wax
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Oh man...this is gonna hurt. Just be careful with my balls.
What if I gave you an 80's cell phone?
(http://doublehappiness.ilikenicethings.com/wp-content/80s-brick-cell-phone.jpg)
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i would train even more arm muscles just trying to phone people
What if i gave you a iphone instead
(http://www.iphone5s.nl/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Kleuren-van-de-iPhone-5s.jpg)
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I will be calling my honey all the time. Can it be in pink :D
what if I made you my banana split. can you handle the ice cream on you.
(http://media.onsugar.com/files/2010/07/27/1/192/1922195/43506804397e276e_quiz_american_dish_origins.preview.jpg)
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as long as a beautiful lady would come and lick it off ;)
What if i made you that lady
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I would lay her on the banana split and lick her off :P
What if I gave you wings?
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I would be a Blue Butterfly and spread my wings and fly high .
(http://d2tq98mqfjyz2l.cloudfront.net/image_cache/1323567348126285.jpg)
Next one wants to help me promote more organic community gardens for more healthy living.
(http://www.cityfarmer.info/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/obamaroots2.jpg)
One of our community gardens
(http://media.utsandiego.com/img/photos/2011/07/08/IMG_1550_r620x349.JPG?75d51d0aea2efce5189afce216053cbc530c46a8)
(http://www.mastergardenerssandiego.org/newsletter/2010/jan/gr/top.jpg)
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Sure. Sign me up. 8)
What if I gave you a fake mustache?
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I dont need I have real one and beard :)
what if I give you a star?
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I'd buy a telescope so I could see it better.
What if I give you the time when I'll be back in Achat for an hour this week?
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That's great. We can spend that hour talking about Healthcare here in the United States. It'll be fun. :)
What if I gave you some old spice?
(http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/7/72463/1950909-isaiah_mustafa_400.jpg)
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I would say " Thank You" and smile , then run back to the shop to exchange it for...
(http://www.unilever.co.uk/Images/450---Brut_After_Shave_tcm28-298900.jpg)
"Splash it all over"
What if I gave you a a teapot and tea cosy
(http://knitshearbliss.typepad.com/.a/6a00d834a49a5169e200e5540cba248834-pi)
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I would hope you have tea with me and i'll bring the cookies
(http://www.bewegungsmelder.ch/uploads/pics/keks.jpg)
What if i gave you a full box of those cookies
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I would make sure to hide them from my nephew, otherwise we'll be having an early conversation about the birds and the bees.
What if I gave you a Calzone?
(http://www.oliviaskitchen.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/calzone.jpg)
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I would share with you :D
What if I give you a pearl?
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I'd go to Prince aka Symbol, aka all-the-names-he-had, to get the diamond fitting with the pearl.
What if I gave you Cupido's bow?
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I'd thank you and I'd start pushing some arrows. :)
What If I have you the key of Heaven?
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I'd enter, turn a few knobs and make it bigger.
What about I gave you the power to become an Angel...
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I would appear in shining heavenly lights above conflict zones and remind the poor earthlings that not only Evil is at work.
But I'd be sad to have become asexual...
What if i gave you power of invisibility?
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I'd continually flick my older sis's ear, until she freaks out.
What if I gave you some Lucky Charm?
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-UfprR9bHQTA/T193-ZcIf5I/AAAAAAAAB-A/MY0MP9cOPLg/s1600/lc.jpg)
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I'd play all the lotteries and have even more wagers with Lover ;D ;D
What if I told you theres a great party - St Patricks Day- at the AB&G, Would you come ?
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I would I'm already there!
(http://img2-3.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/060823/125255__beerfest_l.jpg)
What about if I give you tickets to come and bring a friend ?
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nope i'm still elsewhere tied up
what if i gave you the key to the bar
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I would open the Bar and stout drinks are on the house
What if I gave you a free drink
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I would drink it up in your company to see what your real intention is behind this drink.
What if I offered you a lap dance?
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I will say... why not???
What if i give you a orange juice with ice, and a little of vodka.
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I'd say..."I'd love a screw driver" "what do you drive?" :-*
What if I give you a chocolate-painting kit and offered to be your canvas?
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I would create a masterpiece on your body and probably mess it up afterwards :P
What if I gave you a wand that makes people like you?
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I say thank you don't need it if they like me or not IDGAF as long as I like myself ::) ( badgirl)
what is I give you 2 seasonal yearly Schalke tickets would you take you partner or a friend ;D
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Always a friend ;D ;D ;D
What if i give you a teapot?
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I'd offer it to Brandy. Frankly i think that she'd love it. :)
Whay If I gave you an island?
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I will invite you my vecina!!!
what if i give you a boat :P
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I would sail off to dream land
what if you join me at the Bar and do a Irish dance
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I would probably destroy my toes trying, but I'm sure it would be funny to see. :D
What if i filled my own boot with beer and offered you to drink it?
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I would smell it first ;) Then id drink :)
What if i give you a riddle?
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I'd google the answer to the riddle and pretend to have figured it out on my own. ;D
What if I gave you your freedom?
(http://theinfinitydownlinetruth.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/braveheart_freedom.jpg)
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I've got it already. But I'd thank you.
What If I gave you a pen?
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i will paint a heart for you :o
What if i give you a paper
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I would write some sweet words on it and send it to you by pigeon.
What if i gave you one wish to make?
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would wish i could be with my love and help him through his loss
what if i gave you a way to pause the world
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Then i would pause it and travel to you to give you a big cuddle the moment i unpause it
What if a gave you a change to cuddle too
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Then I would be in seventh heaven with my cowboy.
What if I gave you time to do what you wanted, when you wanted.
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I would use the time you gave me to fly to be with the one I love so much
What if I gave you a nice deep massage
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Mmmmmmm..... I would love it, especially after a long run.
What if I give you a place on the pavement downtown to put your hand & footprints for all your fans to see?
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I would rather print my face and my butt in it... ;D
What if i gave you the recipe for love elixir?
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I would enjoy it as a chaser to my delicious tea mmm
What if I gave you the moon ...
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I would hang it in the sky at night, and cuddle underneath with you :-*
What if i gave you all the love i have
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awww you spoil me ;D ;D ;D
What if I give you snowangel?
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I would treasure it all winter and show you how to catch a moon diamond ... but ...
who would you give it to ?
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For now to my brother in-law, so my older sis can have a better ring.
What if I gave you some m&m's?
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I would feed them to Lover one by one :P
what if I have you high 5 if you vote for Stone in the fight hahaha ;D
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Keep mines undecided! I don't want to tip it in anyone's favor! :o
What if I gave you quesadilla?
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I'd say you owe me a better meal in a restaurant for throwing my clothes in the pudding pit... :D
What if I gave you immortality?
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I'd keep living my life like if it was the last day of my life. :)
However... I'd feel... Immortal! :)
What If I give you a guitar?
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I would get up on the stage of the bar and sing you all a song
What if i made the song about you
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It be a overnight success and win you a grammy. ;)
what if invite you to get a bodypaint with me .
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mmh only if we paint each other, I promise to be very gentle with my brushes.
What if I gave you a free fall parachute jump?
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I'd probably scream all the way down, but I'd love it. xx
What if I give you a Goliath bird-eating spider? Meerkat?
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I'd make a fortune posting cuteness on utube
What if I gave you an empty photo album
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I would make 1000 of pictures for never forget the moments we have :)
what if I give you handmade gift?
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I don't know if you're good at it, but I will for sure tell you it's wonderful and put it at a special place at home where everyone can see it and say proudly it's been done especially for me.
What if I gave you the choice between going to a justin Bieber concert and a night with Susan Boyle?
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I would run and jump of the nearest cliff just to get out of going
What if I made you go to both Peeka :P
What if I gave you the chance to drive around Brands Hatch in my race car
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Lol! Ok, you got me, I would also with much pain go through both to have the chance to drive your car Tango...
What if I gave you Marty Mc Fly's Delorean?
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I would set the Flux capacitor and fly back to my wedding day and run away
(http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/underwire/2010/10/back-tofuture-delorean-660.jpg)
What it I gave you the perfect weekend of your chose
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I should say something romantic like how much I'd love to spend all weekend just making love to my sweetheart... and a great much of it I would, but I also suspect that I'd not just be sore inside............ ;)
What if I give you a water-bed?
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I would make love to you on it all weekend long ;)
What if i gave you orders to bring your spanking paddle
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I'd be happy to bring it along... :) :-*
I think we'd have some really funny fun! the wave you set up every time you spanked me.......
What if I give you the best BJ ever?
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hmmmm that be hard of me. Blue I would have to strap one on ;D
what about we go get a Foot massage pedicure on me ;D
(http://mysacredbeauty.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/pedicure-dayton-oh.jpg)
this color for me . ;)
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I'd go for the massage, but would give my pedicure session to any girl wanting it from me.
What if i gave you the adress of that polish girl wanting to have sex with 100000 men?
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I would take the address and pass it to a friend
What if I gave you the chance to meet the on you love
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i would take
her it with both hands
What if i gave you a gun ?
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It would be Top :o
What if I took your breath away ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUis9yny_lI
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It would mean "la petite mort"...so I wouldn't complain. ;)
What I gave the ability to change one thing in your life or in the world?
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I would ask for Agape love
It is the highest and purest form of love.
What if I gave you a road trip on rout 66 .
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I have no licence to ride motorbikes, but route 66 is a must dream of mine if I go once in the USA. Would love it!
What if I gave you
(http://www.armurerie-lavaux.com/images/produit/opti/Menottes.POLICE.double.securite.jpg)
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I would handcuff lover to the bed blindfold him and feed him chocolate-covered strawberries. ;)
What If I told you Real Aliens Landing coming for you.
(http://userimages-akm.imvu.com/userdata/20/43/71/79/userpics/Snap_mDYp1eR5WH1279941870.jpg)
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I'd hijack their craft, Grand Theft Auto style, and fly over Roswell, New Mexico.
What if I gave you a flute?
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I'd play it and see if Pachi would dance for me. ;D
What if I gave you a free pass for a one off date with anyone you want in the Forum Village?
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No brainer. I'd pick Lover. I hope our date concludes with a stroll along the shore beneath the moonlit sky. ::)
What if I gave you my vintage reebok shoes?
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I'd hope they don't smell as they look vintage...
What if i found you rain pearls from a land where it doesn't rain? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2wmKcBm4Ik&gl=BE)
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They would be expensive, exquisite and highly sought after and worn on very special occasions.
I would treasure them and wear them in the moonlight for my special man.
What if I gave you "The Gateway Portal" into the world of Achat and the Forum Village?
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No brainer. I'd pick Lover. I hope our date concludes with a stroll along the shore beneath the moonlit sky. ::)
What if I gave you my vintage reebok shoes?
:o :o hmmmmmm ok whats going on here you two :o hmmm >:(
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you will make my like a little easy to love coming here
what if we have a Masquerade Ball at the bar.
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I could wear your mask and snog Lover LMAO
What if I put Lovers mask on Pachi and gave you a camera?
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I would wonder there is a moving mirror in bar :D
What if you see me and Pachi walking hand in hand?
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I'd giggle, cus you are on here just as drunk LOL and then take a pic of a close up of both your derriers.
What if I said double or quits ? LOL
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MMMHMMMMMM I would take your bet and look forward to Lap dances
What if I gave you the chance to have an hour with anyone in the world
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Do you have George Clooney's number?
What if I gave you the secret to understand a Woman's mind ?
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Probably, this world is at its end and only girls leaving on it....... :P
what if i give you a ticket to USA!?
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I'd collect all the cowboys ...
What if you had mind control powers
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I bet you will use it to make your man come back to you! ;)
What if i don't know what to write!?
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I would help you write anything my Love :)
What If I gave you the chance to put right one mistake you have made in the pasted
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It will probably change lot of things.......and now, i can be able to run to England! ::)
What if you have your personal harem!?
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mmmh I would never be on here anymore due to lack of time :p
What if i gave you 500$ to play in a casino?
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I would play black jack and win you or $500 back and get you $500 more
What if I gave you the gift of love that never ends
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I'd be endlessly thankful and endlessly happy.
What if i gave the chance to meet your favorite artist?
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I will have a drink and a nice conversation :)
What if i give you my phone number???
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I'd remember you skype is for free ;)
What if I gave you this laser
(http://csimg.webmarchand.com/srv/FR/28009120starwars312/T/340x340/C/FFFFFF/url/star-wars-sabre-laser.jpg)
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wow I cant imagine would be so cool :)
What if I give you hot air balloon trip with me?
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We would burst into song
Up Up and Away - Hot air Balloons
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsVgSqAwSEI
What if I gave you the Feel Good Factor :-*
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Ok make me feel good I like to see this
Next one wants me to wax there brows
(http://savingface.co.nz/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/MensWaxing.jpg)
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I think I'd skip the offer :)
What if I give you Aladdin's lamp?
(http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/aladdin-lamp-7416139.jpg)
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I will as for more then 3 wishes
what if i gave you 1hr so you can do any thing you like
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I will go to the Moon, have a sit, and just watch the earth
What if i give you a Mojito??
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something like this
(http://media.giphy.com/media/S9UpPMAABd4mQ/giphy.gif)
what if i gave u some molten glass?
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I'd make this for you:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x69wva_sculpture-eclair-d-un-chat-en-verre_creation
What if I gave you the Eiffel Tower?
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LOVE IT
I'd have todo a lot of those cliche Eiffel tower poses while u take photos of me
What if i gave u a crystal light catcher?
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I would hang it out where I can see it all day, so it can remind me who give it to me
(http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/64/4f/12/644f12bbcd97d26b2746f907aa92d33f.jpg)
what if i give you lessons to make hungaryan foods :)
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I would invite you all for goulasch next time instead of a barbecue... :)
What if i gave you a massage?
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Mmmmm... i will close my eyes, and relax.. :)
What if i give you a ticket to fly to the moon.
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Great I love new experiences
What if I gave u the ability to take back one thing you wish you never said?
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmtjzjOryn1qihsweo1_500.gif)
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I'd go back 8 days and wouldn't say how much i want her to be happy outside of cyberlife...
What if i gave you the ability to go back and say something you wish you had said?
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I will say how much i like to the girl of my clashroom when i was 16.
What if i give you a motorbike?
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I would probably be stupid enough to do this and...kill myself lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpuJsjKQiII
What if i gave you the strawberry magnum I am now licking with delight?
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mmm yummy , i'd say ty for the taste
what if i gave you a perfect excuse for just one situation?
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I dont use excuses... never. I cant, i am very bad lier, so i will not use ;)
What if i give you a time machine??
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I'd meet new / old people
what if i gave you a cuddle
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I would hold you tight in my arms all day and night to make you feel calm and safe :)
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/b72da4f7cfab0e255e0a5848ef75681a/tumblr_inline_n1jq2vzlQY1rnj2u5.gif)
what if I give + one hour on a day?
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I'd be grateful, but still want more
what if i gave you motivation to achieve
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I would give you shares of my successes
What if I gave you the genius to invent and build something new?
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I will built a new planet, and go there to live into the wild.
What if i give you a clock?
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I would treasure each second
what if I give you a .....space shuttle
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I'd take all my friends with me and go find another planet we won't waste.
What if I gave you the red button to nuclear weps?
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I would destroy it and make sure, nobody ever could use it.
What if i give you aperfect day in oyur life?
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I would probably want another one :)
what if I give you ..... your own island
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Mmmh the perfect dream, far from our world's turmoil. Would take as much music as possible, just a chair, maybe some good friends and...RELAX!!
What if I invited you on it?
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I would love to come can I bring lover with me :D
What if I got you tuition payed for culinary classes
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Bring Lover with you?... mmmh if the island is big enough for both of you to hide in the bushes yes ;)
With the classes I'd learn to cook the best out of nothing and invite you to test what I learned on you all.
What if i gave you the heat you miss at night?
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my nights are quite heated already but I think it can´t be hot enough ;D
what if I give you ..... a main role in a movie
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I would play Terminator again, just so I can say "Sarah Connor?" and may shoot around like mad.
What if I gave you the ability to read one's thoughts?
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I would become a super hero, using my ability to put the bad guys away
what if i give you.... the ability to read womens minds?
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WOOOH I finally would know for sure the times they mean yes when they say no. Perfect!!! :D
What if I gave you the chance to live one movie you like in reality?
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I would probably choose a Disney Movie, I love Happy Endings
what if I gave you the ability to change into whoever you want ?
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Lol, with what you said before about Disney, I am tempted to say I'd be this one:
(http://joanne.bloxode.com/images/115737208882.jpg)
Otherwise being the Dalaï Lama to reach peace of mind or Leonardo da Vinci for his creative mind would be nice.
What if I gave you a winning lottery ticket for 100 000 000$ ?
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I would donate half of it to do something meaningful and share the rest with my friends
what if I gave you the opportunity to be the president of the united states?
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I would quickly stop petrol wars and invest the tax money not in army but in research for alternative energy and healthcare.
What if i gave you a meeting with the Pope?
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I ask him to bless me and pray for me ;D
what if i turn off your internet what will you do ;D
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I would turn it on again
what if i gave you the keys to Buckingham Palace
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I'd use MIB's memory zapper on you then pretend it's my Palace and invite you in. :D
What if I gave you the key to my heart?
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You would get the key to my soul
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfqOf8LGCL0
What if I gave you .....eternity
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I would ask you to give it also to someone I could spend and enjoy it with.
What if I gave you the opportunity to turn back time and be the writer of one song, which would it be?
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Probably i will write "Nothing else matters" of Metallica :P
What if i give you the chance to go to the future.
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I would go and see who is my future love, then come back to now and find her without losing time.
What if you could be a toon, who would you be and what would you do?
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I'd be Jessica
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbkayko5Wo1qbwcmwo6_250.gif)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy5THitqPBw
(http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/30200000/jessica-jessica-rabbit-30239840-490-262.gif)
What if I gave you some lemons?
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I'd add salt and a tequila and swallow all!
What if i gave you some...melons?
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I would make fruit punch
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/a6e285808521f074dd93974230d5b333/tumblr_n0y5djT7V91tqs1heo1_500.gif)
what if I gave you .... chocolate icecream
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I would say : "no thank you, you can have it". So I would enjoy it as much, just watching you eat it. :P
(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQBc8lzD7gzXDXXyNDMggSC7avjxZSeuLzkk82Iz5LDQIrIP_uC5g)
What if I gave you ice cubes?
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I could imagine a thing or two
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9416jXXuw1roazaf.jpg)
what if I gave you ..... whipped cream :P
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Getting ideas too lol But I don't know if I should spread some on me or...
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/5ac8c2a41b53605b7736cd8c2fc84d1c/tumblr_mt2q86lLH91qatn9jo1_500.gif)
What if I gave you strawberries?
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I'd ask you to join me
(http://big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/champagne.gif)
What if I gave you a glass?
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I would have a quick drink with you and hurry back to dessert :P
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7gt91JSOs1rv3z86o2_400.gif)
what if I gave you ..... wings ?
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I'd take you on a flight over the world. Starting with some beautiful cities at night, then in the grand canyon, then over beautiful islands and waterfalls...
(http://blog.viatorcom.fr/las-vegas/files/Las-Vegas-helicopter.2.jpg)
(http://unitedstatesofamerica.monipag.com/files/2013/04/Grand-Canyon.jpg)
(http://pixdaus.com/files/items/pics/3/60/294360_10baca6b83b6998c22fcc98445a0abae_large.jpg)
(http://misadventuresmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Angel-Falls-.jpg)
What if I gave you the ability to teleport?
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I'd teleport between you and Maron with dessert again! :)
(http://porncorporation.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/cream_dreams_new_evil_angel.gif)
What would you do if i gave you the power of flight?!
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would give up my catwoman costume and become Supergirl
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRn0G8TvIDff9sTWKLHJ-E8kHd_6e9vR1gByPN4IP9_4SLLmIyB)
what if i gave you ..... invulnerability
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Just for fun, I would call...
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120408181538/avengersalliance/images/0/0f/Hulk-Savage.png) and (http://www.marvel-world.com/contents/encyclopedie/biographies/w/wolverine/wolverine_0.jpg)
... call them "little bitches!" and make
(http://media.giphy.com/media/qm53RO36fUIFO/giphy.gif)
What if i gave you (http://www.dhresource.com/albu_442037676_00-1.200x200/classic-collar-with-chain-dog-play-kinky.jpg)
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Thank you I can use it on my dog and take him for a walk.
This is more my Style.
(http://data.whicdn.com/images/32979768/fashion_20four_20strands_20pearl_20choker_20necklace_20wholesale_207_large.jpg)
Ferrary
(http://static.cargurus.com/images/site/2009/03/31/03/57/2009_ferrari_california_roadster-pic-17080.jpeg)
Or
BMW
(http://www.european-motorwerks.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/bmw-austin-service.jpg)
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I would break all speed limits ;D
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5pbxnoTJl1r600xqo1_500.jpg)
what if I gave you handcuffs?
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Guess I'd have to play
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/8d37f6cb439b5d03d2b3e16ceffeb054/tumblr_mjb8u7KLgl1qk8t2to1_500.gif)(http://f1.pepst.com/c/A4690D/590120/ssc3/home/051/body.sexy.woman.gifs/albums/handcuffs.gif_480_480_0_64000_0_1_0.gif)
what if i gave you a feather fan?
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I will feather fan dance for my love wearing a very sexy outfit for him ;)
(http://www.burlexe.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Tallulah-Blue.gif)
what if I gave you new Panties will you wear them
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Sure, your taste in lingerie is amazing,
just dont know for how long I would wear them ;)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/356517673f1104e231324e606db06986/tumblr_mx6xalTbL91saf5c9o1_500.gif)
What if I gave you .... the chance to meet a celebrity?
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I would definitely let George Clooney buy me coffee and may even drink the stuff.
What if I managed to get Julia Roberts and Brad Pitts numbers and gave them to you too?
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I'd lose julias but I'd call brad and even let him smoke..... after
(http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11111/111119363/3704117-2080588529-tumbl.gif)
what if i gave you chocolate fondue
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mmh! i would for sure dip many things in it and eat them with delight or let you eat them... ::)
But you know how this would end, don't you?
(http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000654937/polls_choc_0128_190609_answer_1_xlarge.jpeg)
What if i gave you 2 more arms you could use?
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I could hug you tighter ;D
(http://www.topdesignmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/the-incredible-4-armed-maiden-creative-job-ad.jpg)
What if I gave you tickets to Rocky on Broadway in New York ?
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Then I'd still be amazed Stallone won an oscar for the film
(http://media3.giphy.com/media/11IRfBXYw64gZW/giphy.gif)
What if i gave you the abilities to be a world class boxer?!
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No one would be able to stop me! :D
(http://img.izismile.com/img/img5/20120124/1000/gina_carano_gifs_04.gif)
What If I gave you the power to change anything on your body, what would you change?
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I eat like a pig, but never take a gramm by... I know, girls would be jealous of this ;D But I could afford to be somewhat bigger.
What if I gave you the ability to be at two places at the same time?
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Nice thought. I could stay in bed, cuddle and kiss the person
next to me all day long while the other me is at work. :)
What if I gave you a kitten?
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What kind of kitten?
This one?
(http://cdn.cutestpaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/l-806609-1280x800-flexible-persian-kitten.jpg)
Or this one?
(http://www.tomorrowporn.com/21-sextury/aletta-ocean-empire/sex-slave-janny/07.jpg)
Anyways, I would take good care of it and give it all it needs :P
What if i gave you the chance to live in an imaginary world (from any movie, novel, legend,...)?
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That would be a hard decision... any would do.... Narnia, Middle-earth, Wonderland,Fantasia
Oz, Pandora or The Matrix to name a few, so I´ll go with
Eternia
(http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Masters-of-the-Universe-he-man-604211_500_375.jpg)
What if I gave you... a singing voice
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I'd quit my job and join a Barber shop quartet. Life long dream come true.
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyy1hvz9uG1ro2c2ro1_500.gif)
What if I gave you the power of invisibility?
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I would go up the hill invisibility and blow HB off the hill
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1299718/ufo-highway-o.gif)
What if i give you a ride on a UFO spaceship.
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I'd fly to the Polar Bear to check if there's really a bear up there... ::)
What if i gave you X-ray vision glasses?
-
I'd find out what Scots really wear under their kilts :)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-DVooM7WbRWY/UmU_0azfIbI/AAAAAAAABYc/7oXpVNUKeJ4/s1600/1yvp93.gif)
What if I gave you the power of mind control ?
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I'd sneak around the world persuading people to forsake bigotry and hatred, but I think I'd start by persuading Sarah Palin to go hunting Polar bears with just a stick.
What if I give you the ability to swim underwater without scuba?
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I would swim to the Atlantes and look for all the hidden treasurers of the deep.
(http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/196/b/3/Atlantes_by_vampirekingdom.jpg)
What if gave you a chastity belt ;D and lock you in it .
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I gotta start carrying paperclips
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/cca2f9fc42878375b466dfbe5ac5efd5/tumblr_mmcui6CkXr1snnuk5o4_250.gif)
what if I gave you ... photographic memory?
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I'd be happy to be able to make twins out (can be useful sometimes lol). I'd never watch TV news again to avoid remembering all bad pictures we see there and I'd travel to so many nice places as possible, just to fll my memory with the beauty of our planet.
What if I gave you the ability to make any type of cyber virus?
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If you would give me the ability to create a cyber virus,
I would probably know what to do with it cause now I have no clue :P
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-JmqLu-zA3UM/Uh61mEH_IgI/AAAAAAAADiM/JJX1-1OqcrQ/s1600/iron+traitor+-+what+happens+next.gif)
what if I gave you the ability to turn back time once?
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hehe with a virus you could control bank accounts and make world economy a past thing for example :p
If I could turn back time, I would go back to before the moment a special girl I know met her actual husband and not let her meet him.
What if I gave you some rope?
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I'd hog tie a few cowboys to be my pleasure toys lol
What if I let you join me ?
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As a toy?... *gone get a hat* :D
What if I gave you a second heart?
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I'd give it to someone whose heart had just been broken
What if I give you a new planet, just like Earth with all it's flora & fauna, but no humans?
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I'd play the Goddess and make it wonderful, plentiful and peaceful.
What if I gave you the chance to visit & see the wonder of it all.
-
Would be Adam and would call in my Eve :P
What if I gave you eternity?
-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jewAUCebBtk
Kind of puts it in perspective and I would endeavour to encourage everyone to work towards world peace.
What if I gave you white doves to carry on the good work ...
-
I would let them go that a start all need to be free ..
What if there was a candy land would you go live in it.
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Only if there was Candyfloss, and Cadbury creme eggs, otherwise life just wouldn't be worth living oh and tea of course but that goes without saying.
What if I made sure everyone had a shot of common sense.
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you be out luck some times its hard to change others if they don't want to be changed
what if I gave you the remedy to cure cancer would you give it away free or sell it.
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I would sell it to the rich, so i can produce more for the poor ;)
What if i gave you a Picasso painting?
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I would hang it on my wall a week then sell it off and get me a Van Gogh
fan of his shoes
(http://www.art-prints-on-demand.com/kunst/vincent_van_gogh//Vincent,van,Gogh.jpg)
(http://www.artcyclopedia.com/masterscans/van-gogh-shoes.jpg)
What if i told you it's saturday and you can go play outdoors . would you go or stay in .
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Lolz!
I always play out Saturday mornings from the stables,
(http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff514/BlueNewGurl/tumblr_static_p1010041_zpsa8aebaef.jpg)
but Saturday afternoons are for playing in and I get kinda tied up in the moment.... ;)
(http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff514/BlueNewGurl/tumblr_mwu6o21stT1rjl3bgo1_500_zpsed878891.jpg)
What if I give you a Saturday afternoon with me?
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i would make it last till sunday ;D
(http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/1824d95219788e4b6055f43da238701ef0cecdd8_m.jpg)
What if i offerd you even more after that ?
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I'd probably have to move in with you, Martin!
(http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff514/BlueNewGurl/3393_zpsc37a004f.jpg)
What if I give you enough energy to cope with me for the whole weekend?
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i would except with love and ask for seconds so we can go on during the week
(http://sexyhotredheads.net/sexy-hot-naked-ginger-rehdeads/user-uploads/2014/01/Dreams-of-Spanking_kinky071.jpg)
What if i never got tired of having fun ?
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I bet she'd ask for even more ;)
What if i gave you some help?
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I would appreciate it :P
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/d6afe404cf5ca84a410ced0d294f40ef/tumblr_n25xon0PiT1reowsio1_400.gif)
either way
(http://theinspirationroom.com/daily/print/2007/5/something-juicy-maid.jpg)
what if I gave you a toy?
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I'd put a remote control on it and make you beg to stop somehow playing with it... :P
What if i gave you a blindfold?
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you would be the one who gets blindfolded ;)
what if I gave you handcuffs?
-
mmh I would do something like this probably
(http://girlcontent.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/photo-Anal-Hardcore-Sex-GIF-Pussy-101638309.gif)
(http://thatishardcore.net/porn-sex-hardcore-pics/2014/03/handcuffed-to-the-bed.jpg)
and also play with the remote controlled toy... :P
or even
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/05/17/article-1183896-04FB0790000005DC-925_468x332.jpg)
What if I gave you a very sexy lingerie outfit?
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would wear it to tempt the guys ;)
what if i gave you a hot show
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it would make me very happy ;D
What if i would cuddle you after the show ?
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I'd give you an extra tight squeeze
(http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/katy-perry-prism-billboard-_1.gif)
What if i got a fairy floss machine and filled the square for you with pink fluffy sugar
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That would be so sweet
What if i gave you the dentist appointment you need after eating some of that pink fluf
(http://www.beyondchron.org/news/news_images/2004/11-12-2004-3-50-48-AM-6801921.jpg)
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I would take an ipad to get distracted with your forum's pics as he tortures me.
What if I gave you the tooth he takes out as souvenir?
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_siY2XOsv1J4/S92Tx-FBq7I/AAAAAAAAAEY/S_F-UNNvcB4/s1600/human-teeth-jewelry-1.jpg)
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I would put it under my pillow and wait for the tooth fairy :)
(http://www.moviepilot.de/files/images/0392/8009/ZahnfeeAufBewaehrung_scene_5_article.jpg)
what if I gave you some fairy dust?
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i would hope you spray it over me so i can fly to Never Neverland
(http://www.southernmagnolia.com/Bradford%20disney/0901829001Tinker%20Bell%20Believe.jpg)
What if i game you the chance to meet Captain Hook
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I would present him someone to make him understand his real inclination, so he finds love and stops scaring off children
(http://doramoutot.blog.lemonde.fr/files/2013/01/slide-bad-disney-slideshow-hook-jafar.jpg)
What if I gave you his hook?
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ummm....
O.O
I'd say thankyou
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_limlofXqrx1qbs2s8o1_500.gif)
What if I gave you a hottie to practice your self defense moves on?
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I would probably still suck at self defense after a year just to enjoy being taught over and over again :P
What if I gave you some golf lessons?
(http://gamedayr.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Eric-Decker-Jessie-James-grind-on-golf-course.png)
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It would have to be at Pebble Beach the best place in the world
(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01866/pebble-beach_1866907b.jpg)
next one what if would if I let you carry my Golf balls
(http://images.ridemonkey.com/index.php?size=full&src=http%3A%2F%2Ffatfried.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F06%2Fcaddyshack.jpg)
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I would ask a nice golf cart to carry them
(http://usatftw.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/screen-shot-2013-12-04-at-12-03-08-pm.png?w=1000)
What if I gave you a... camel?
(http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Camel-the-Guardian.jpg)
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I'd ride on top of him pretending to be Aladdin.
What if I gave you a magic carpet?
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i would fly to see my special friends to give them a ride with me
what if i gave you one wish
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I wish I win the lotto ;D
a ride one a mechanical bull
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We would win the round with HGO next to my back
(http://buzzworthy.mtv.com//wp-content/uploads/buzz/2013/12/john_katy_gif.gif)
what if give you the odds to buy a bottle of whiskey for us :P
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No need for odds,
what if I just gave you that bottle...or two...or three?
(http://www.belgianwhisky.com/files/rubrique_3.jpg)
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It'll be a fun night
What if i gave you all the shots you can handle?
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/ed3303cf43709320540c051b22426666/tumblr_mynoty2O7M1qlu8two5_250.gif)
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I would probably pretend I can handle even more and fall off the bar chair. ;D
What if I then gave you my car keys to bring me home?
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I'd get you home safely and help you into bed
What if I gave you my friendship?
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You didn't crash my car, nor abuse me :D, so...
I'd appreciate and know that there is someone nice at the other end of the world I could count on for fun or harder moments.
And of course I'd add that the reverse is true too.
What if I gave you a ONE WAY ticket to any destination?
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I would go and never come back
what if I give you the power to read people mind
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I'd probaby never use it
(https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1380398162/769243.gif)
what if I gave you honesty so you didn't need to read my mind
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I already have that :) :)
(http://i2.pinger.pl/pgr411/793a1c8d000efcb253297905)
what if I give you keys to my car?
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if it's aporsche you'll never see it again... :P If it's a "common" car, I'd drive you where you want.
What if I gave you a way to be one day any another person?
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I'd be a boy and experience the other side of a BJ
What if i gave you a time turner?
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I would create my own
(http://mtv.mtvnimages.com/shared/media/images/acovers/standard/dra800/a807/a80729sj2vs.jpg)
and live moments like these again and again
(http://galbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Groundhog-Day.jpg)
What if I gave you power of telepathy?
-
looks A little like posting over and over and there no way out :D
-
If you gave me the power of telepathy, I could tell Momma_Andrea when I was on line and Mrsexlover when he could have his birthday present ;-)
What if I give you a Brazilian?
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I would learn portuguese, learn samba and probably never log on Achat anymore, being too busy watching her butt all day and... "hem" all day too. :P
What if i gave you power of climate control?
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I'd give us - UK - more sun and Rain where they need it. We have plenty to go around.
What if I gave you the power to put your regrets right.
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I'd probably still wonder how to do it
What if I gave you an everlasting flame?
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I'd know I could share it's warmth anytime with anyone who needs it.
What if I gave you some viagra?
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I would put tham away for the time whan I need them
what if i dont give you nothing?
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as long as it comes from the heart, it's the intention that counts, so I'd still thank you. :D
What if I gave you some luck?
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Dont need it I have my own keep yours ..
What if I tell you you can post in other post now the same ones over and over
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I'd say that probably like new members coming up each day, I didn't read all pages from this thread before posting and there's so many answers we can give to the same question.
What if I gave you your breakfast in bed today?
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I would skip it for dessert
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m16sanN5Fr1rs3zzso1_500.gif)
what if I gave you a looking glass?
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I'd use it to always keep a close look at my muse's beauty, no matter how far she is.
What if I gave you a collection of garden gnomes?
(http://s1.hubimg.com/u/2507626_f260.jpg)
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not really like tham :)
what if I give it back? :D
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:)
Then I would plant one in each of the active members of the square and forum overnight. :P
What if I gave you a dynamite stick?
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Id set it off in a swimming pool full of glitter.
What if I gave you some diamond dust?
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I will rub it all over me so I can shine more
(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/custom_covers/216x146/377106237487084489_1353537088.jpg)
what is we all go out to can ice cream truck Ill buy you 3 scoops..
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i'd let mrsexlover clean up the drips
what if i gave you a big kiss
(http://cf.mp-cdn.net/29/72/307eebdcaa8a7dc8e476e805d608.jpg)
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i would share it with you :-*
What if i gave you a plane ticket to Holland
(http://www.dokan-air.com/uploads/tx_templavoila/airline_ticket_310x180_24.jpg)
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i'd hop on the plane and go visit somebody i know who lives in holland :)
what if i gave you a penguin costume
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/cute_87c9d1_127535.jpg)
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if you where wearing that i would not share you with another pinguin but keep you for myself ;)
What if i gave you 'The Look'
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You did and you know what happens!
What if I give you a ticket to Diagon Alley?
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would pop over and see if i get pick up something magical
what if i gave you a second ticket that i had to go with me
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I would sure accept sharing magical moments there.
What if I gave you some exploding bon-bons?
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would give to my enemy and watch the person blow up
what if i gave you a hug
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Always up for a
(http://theinspirationroom.com/daily/print/2010/11/john_west_bear_hug.jpg)
:) So I would just close my eyes and enjoy it as long as possible.
What if I gave you a Mogwai?
(http://images.sodahead.com/polls/003393313/1656198381_mogwai_xlarge.jpeg)
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I make sure not to get it wet.
What if i gave you the chance to be a rockstar
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmeUuoxyt_E
(http://www.hercampus.com/sites/default/files/styles/full_width_embed/public/2013/04/11/nickelback.jpg?itok=VN1Eb7U0)
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Already a Rock star
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/16da2a0650edc77e9a5a20c98e012f1d/tumblr_mw6j1jCxrz1rg01h9o1_500.gif)
what if I gave you 5 dollar what would you buy with it .
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I'd give them to one needing them more than me.
What if i gave you the plan for a perfect bank robbery?
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I'd sell it to the bank for $1m
What if I give you an Indian head massage?
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I would gladly accept it and when you wasn't looking swap it for a full bikers massage...
What if I gave you... the secret to catching a moon diamond ?
-
I would take all and give some one special
what if I give you the ability to moving object with your thought?
-
I will lift all the PCs Lap tops cells up high then drop them
they fall to pieces.. ;D
what if I give the next person tape so they can but them back together again.
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I will give you a friend hug :o
What if i give you a time machine.
-
I'd check out the lottery numbers and make my friends very happy
What about if I gave you a week in my cabin at Crystal Lake.
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Dont ask questions when you know the answer sweet Brandy :D
What if i give you a fly to one caribean island? what you choose?
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Jamaica!!!
For it's music and... eer well ::)
What if I gave you the master key to the AB&G Dunjeon?
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Dont know what you mean... but Achat Bar and Grill is a nice place to be, always.
What if i give you to share this key with me.
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Don't know the Ice house zoerink??? http://www.funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,1841.0.html
If you share that key with me, you could slowly get scared, because be sure i keep it for myself once you're locked in :P
What if i gave you no way out of it anymore?
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I will take.. if you give me... sure is not bad :)
what if i give you the hill???
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I would twirl around with my arms out and belt out " The hills are alive with the Sound of Music"
(http://fliptravels.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/giphy.gif)
What if I give you all the echoes I collect?
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I will hear in the middle of the sea.
What if i give you 3 wishes?
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I'd use them to make jayc better and bring him home to me.
What if I gave you a radio station for the day
-
I'd tune it to the 'what are you listening to' thread
What if I gave you Pandora Box?
-
Then I would start my quest to return her to her prison,... it seems obvious someone ha already let her out.
What if I gave you a beautiful sunrise?
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I would share it with everyone all over the world to give them a wonderful start to their day.
What if I give you....
A chocolate-colored teddy-bear to remind you of someone?
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I'd start sucking its ears till it melted ;D
What about if I gave you a couple of Party Invites To Coves Place , on Crystal Lake :o
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Thanks... I'm going (I'd crash it if I had to)
What if I gave you a song to sing?
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I'd be happy to try sing it for you, but...I guess you wouldn't be that happy to hear it :)
What if I gave you a nice relaxing trip on the lake in a small rowing boat?
(http://img.xcitefun.net/users/2012/11/310691,xcitefun-romantic-new-year-5.jpeg)
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I will invite you, with some drinks and we would have a nice afternoon :D
What if i give you my TV controler?
-
i'd put a good show on for us to watch
what if i gave you an empty bowl
-
I would fill it with strawberries and share them with you...mmh
What if i gave you a CD of Justin Bieber?
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Are you kidding me? so sorry... but i dont believe you can do that to me... i know i am not perfect... but no one deserves it!!!
What if i give you a Spice girls all collection???
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I'd shimmy to their classic, Wannabe, for ya ;)
What if I gave you a private dance?
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I will stay watching how you can do
What if i give you the key of the batcave.
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hee, hee, hee! I'd plant special love drug plants i it!
What if I give you my favorite stuffed Eeyore?
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I will share my fav drink with him ;D
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-XM0wRULVGh8/TiGdHOmi8aI/AAAAAAAABek/fJvTEvUUl2A/s1600/eeyore-movie2.jpg)
What if I I asked you to go skydiving with me would you
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If you ask me for... will be a pleasure.
What if i ask you for an aspirin.
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I got advil!
what if i give you a cold compress?
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Cold??? ... pfff gimme some HEAT!!! :D
What if I gave you fever?
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No more fever please.... i had enough for the rest of the year, and the next one too.
WHAT if i give you a boat.
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i would take you with me so you can show me all your favorite spots to watch animals :)
what if i gave you one wish
-
I would ask you what your heart desires.
Then I would give three wishes.
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I would take the three wishes... and give one to someone special for me who is not in a good moment.
What if i give you the keys of achat bar grill?
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i'd return the keys to their owner
what if i gave you a perfect day outside
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I would thank you with a perfect night inside ;)
What if I cooked for you tonight?
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I will bring a spanish red wine
What if i give you a new television program.
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I would grab some popcorn
(http://www.bajiroo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/funny-fun-humor-cute-cat-in-a-popcorn-bowl-pic-pics-image-images-photos-pictures-600x.jpg)
what if I gave you pink nail polish?
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i'd give it to someone who would use it
what if i gave you an icecream cake
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I would print your butt or breasts on it before eating it
What if I gave you my chewed chewing gum?
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I hope you gave it while we kissed.
What if I give a gentle caress?
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I would repay it with a tender hug
what if I gave you a voucher for anything you like?
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I hand you back the voucher saying, "Make your dreams come true."
What if i give an all expense paid cruise for 7 days on the Mediterranean?
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i would go and relax
what if i gave you a second ticket to go with me
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I would give the second ticket to your lover.
What if I wave from the dock as the ship leaves with you on-board at the rail with your first drink in hand?
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i'd wave back at you
what if i gave you a blown kiss as we leave
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I'd catch it and glass it and pass it on to the man of your dreams
(http://assets.photobox.com/assets/content_graphics/07/59207.jpg?1326724553)
who or what would you put in yours?
(http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/snow-globe-10948554.jpg)
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a sunset, to enjoy it whenever I want to :)
(http://www.w8themes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Beach-Sunset-Wallpapers-300x225.jpg)
what if I gave you a coin for a wishing well?
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I will wish you the best and all the people who cares you.
What if i give you a date?
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Well... if we set the rule to always keep a glass of beer or whatever between us, I could accept ;)
What if I gave you a trip in the middle of a desert?
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would take lots of water with me
what if i gave you trip to the arctic in winter
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I would politely accept and change the reservations to a warmer region :P
what if I gave you a spy-glass?
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Mmmmm i will go to the spanish parlament, make a cap of the images, and do a terror movie.
What if i give you a aeroplane.
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I would fly above the most beautiful places on earth, do a little air acrobacy and visit all of you
What if I gave a party in that plane?
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you better have a party for me to celebrate :)
what if i gave you animal candles
(http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608045641442592786&pid=15.1&P=0)
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I would set them round the bath and pamper my Jayc with all my love .
(http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/b4/09/73/b409736c8a20b24cc161ad0978ed928a.jpg)
What if I gave some tickets for a show in London's West End?
(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02465/London-Theatres_2465513b.jpg)
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I will go pick up BB and Stone to go with me lol
what if I gave you one wish to go out with any one you want that is not your love
would you take it or not
( not you Honey :P )
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I will go out and have a funny night. (funny means a lot of things, not just what are you thinking... :P ).
What if i give you a kiss.
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i'd accept it and treasure it since it was from a dear friend
what if i gave you the key to my heart
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I'll keep it close to mine and treasure it till i die
What if you gave you the winning ticket in the lottery
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i'd be set for bills for a while and even take a trip to see some special friends
what if i gave you some of that money to go with me
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I will go to a photographic saphary with you to Tanzania. Sure we can have a nice time in the Serenguetti.
What if i give you a smile :)
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I would give you a smile in return. :)
What if I gave you a back rub?
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I will take it with pleasure.
What if i give you a date?
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please make my date a perfect day. oh wait other date ;) i'd love to go with you
what if i gave you some of covems jokes
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I will enjoy and have fun.
What if i give you my hand?
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i'd take it and place it on one of my sweet goats and let you love on them
what if i gave you a brush for them
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I will clean my hands :)
What if i give you my smile?
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i'd keep it around for when i need a smile
what if i gave you a bowl of water
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I would let my cat have a drink ;D
what if I give you a hug?
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I would hug you back!
What if I give you a food processor
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I preffer the hug, but the food procesor will be good for have a good lunch.
What if i give you what you want, what would you wish???
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i'd wish for my guy in real :)
what if i gave you my new pillow
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i would fluf it up for you and lay it back underneath your head before i kiss your lips.
what if i gave you 4 days off from work
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I'm just back from vacation, so I'd give them to you!
What if I give you a whole week off anywhere you want?
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I will go to visit you, and have a beer with you.
What if i give you the keys of my home.
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I'd do you some homebaked cookies and milk and leave a note to help yourself ;D
What if I gave you a magic wand?
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I already got one... it's attached to my bf :p
What if I give you an arraignment for having sex with your bf in his car in LA?
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My boyfriend?.....
Let's pass that onto the next poster...
As to having sex in a car in LA... been there done that... during a stalled traffic on the freeway. at so called rush hour.
Why do they call it rush hour when the traffic moves at a crawl?
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I'd change it for a promise in Chicago but only if the Doc oks it
@Bear, It was supposed to be crush hour but it got misspelt by Mr Rush who was watching the CCTV cameras at the time. Perhaps he was distracted...
What if I gave you tickets to the Halloween Ball at the AB&G?
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You say ACHAT BAR GRILL??? omg!!! my favorite party place... of course i will go!!!
What if i give you a special outfit for halloween??
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I would wear it
what if I give you my apartment key?
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I would find a friend (its Monday of course)
and we would prepare a romantic dinner by candlelight for you, with wine... champagne...
and for desert something white... sticky...
Vaniila pudding perhaps? I'll think on that.
What if I lent you my horses for a beach ride?
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I'd ask: "Wanna ride double?"
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/d15d795efdd7466b1675742b83584ba5/tumblr_mtdiateqe41qz7pugo1_400.jpg)
what if I give you a bottle of booze?
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Promises, promises ;D
I'd send the bottle to Lover to console the loss of his Eagles to my 49er's...
What if I gave you a moonlight rowboat ride on my mountain lake?
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I'd bring the cognac
what if i gave you a rose petal bath
(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn115/Vortexya/Vampires/QDstill3-1.jpg)
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cheater, I thought you said rose petals :P
(http://www.cutecatgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/static.gif)
what if I gave you a bucket of ice cream?
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mmMMMMMMMMMMMMM I will share with you little kitty :P
(http://img.notigatos.es/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Gato-tomando-helado.jpg)
What if i give you a mojito
-
I'd give you a kiss for being so nice. xx
What if I give you a free pass to Sexi's zoo?
-
I will invite you to come with me and make a visit to sexi :)
What if i give you another ticket to go to sexi's zoo.
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i don't need it so i pass it on to a friend so we can have a big party there
what if i gave you a party at the zoo
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I will go with my my smile, and some beers.
What if i give you the tv control!!!
-
I'll watch a show about Pirates
What if I give you a Pirate Ship?
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I will sail over the seas, and i have place in the boat.
What if i give you the chance to come with me?
-
Ahh Zorro, shiver me timbers and let me aboard..
What of I show you the map where X marks the spot?
-
i'd hide the map
what if i gave you the perfect day
-
I'd share with you and double the blessing.
What if I told you my erotic fantasy?
-
I'd listen, write it up & sell it :)
What would you do with the money?
-
by myself things on achat
what if I give you some points?
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I'd give loads back and triple the amount :)
You need to win girl LOL The outcome may effect me LOL
What if I gave you a magic jeanie lamp?
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I will ask for 3 wishes... but i am not gonna say my wishes ::)
What if i give you the lamp after i use it???
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I'd give it back to Brandy and tell her there was still one wish left...
and sit back and watch her frustration this day... ;D
What if I gave you my inevitable winnings this day?
-
I'd take control
what if I give you a bet between the Giants and Eagles?
-
i'd give it to a friend
what if i gave you the key to your enemies house
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The devil would dance in my angel eyes ;)
What if I gave you a SeaHawks T Shirt?
(http://images.footballfanatics.com/FFImage/thumb.aspx?i=%2fproductImages%2f_1347000%2fff_1347680_xl.jpg&w=400)
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I can always use extra rag's to clean I am a Charger Fan 8)
How about I give you front row tickets to see the Chargers .....
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We would cheer the Kansas City Chiefs :)
And take charge of your profiles when we win :)
What if I gave you tickets to an England game ?
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I would give them to Brandy after her SeaHawks lost
(http://media.utsandiego.com/img/photos/2010/02/06/tailgating_r620x349.jpg?75d51d0aea2efce5189afce216053cbc530c46a8)
what if I invited you to the after party for the Chargers wining we got Beer exported from :P Germany :P
I know who the pain of losing to the Charger will feel the beer will num the pain ;D
(http://media.sdreader.com/img/photos/2014/03/20/Chargers-Fans_t658.png?ff95ca2b4c25d2d6ff3bfb257febf11d604414e5)
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i'd skip on the beer and just party the way i know how doesn't matter who wins or loses
what if i gave you an enjoyable evening with friends
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I will enjoy at beach, with some mojitos!!! under a warm autumm sun ::)
What if i give you the keys of the hill??
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i'd plant a paradise there
what if i gave you a talking heart
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I'd put it by the Listening Brain, the Cuddling Arms and turn the soft music on.
What if I offer you a snog ?
-
i'd pass on it
what if i gave you a dance
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I will dance with you with pleasure :)
What if i give you a rose
-
I'd place it between my teeth
What if I offered you an Argentine Tango?
-
I will dance with you, after watch hours and hours of argentinan tango in youtube.
What if i give you my hand, and walk in a park
-
i would enjoy the company
what if i gave you a candle
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we might use it to light the mood of the moment...
what if I gave you the chance to get lost?
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i'd get lost in your eyes..... wait what lost we talking about now???
what if i gave you a new toy
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I will donated it for toys for tots if its appropriated
its that time to start giving a little and making children smile
What if I gave you
A free ride on a horse carriage
(http://blog.mlive.com/grpress/entertainment_impact/2008/09/large_brabant.jpg)
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I will have some time around my HILL, to enjoy the views of my place ::)
What if i give you a MP3 reproductor.
-
would have you show me the ins and outs to it so i can enjoy it best
what if i gave you a lesson
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I would try to remember it
what if I give you a second chance?
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I will take it.
What if i give you a Plasma TV.
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i'd invite you over to watch a movie on it
what if i gave you a pumpkin
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i would carve it out for halloween
(http://www.digitalbusstop.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Pumpkin-Monster.png)
What if i gave you money to get a halloween costume
-
i'd go get a sexy one to surprise ya at the party
what if i gave you a hint what it was
-
I'd try to guess, get a photo and post it in the AB&G.
What if I give you.... tickets to watch the SeaHawks and Rams fussyball match.
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I'd take the tickets and enjoy the match, hoping its not a draw. I'm in two minds which side I would like to win most.
Golphers outfit or Susy Shortcake , still undecided.
What if I give you the name of the Babushka Lady?
-
you can drop the Babuska and leave the LADY ;D
what if I give a party to celebrate the end of football yay !
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It would have to be a Super Bowl party
What if I gave you the chance to have a week free holiday
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I'd throw a party and spend it with my wonderful spouse and the Forum Village round Crystal Lake.
What if I gave you a invitation to our party round the lake?
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The lake.... the lake.... mmmmm reminds me so nice things, so i cant say not.
What if i ask you for a dance?
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Well Zoerink I would dance with you but I'm sure you would have liked one of the ladies
What If I gave you a big hug
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Well a friendly hug is always welcome. I would appreciate it and pass it on to someone else ;)
What if i gave you a banana?
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I'd give it AusWoody of course
(http://www.wildanimalfightclub.com/Portals/41405/images%5C/696344991_575956e5ce.jpg)
Awww cute.
What if I give you .... real genuine Belgian sea shell chocolates
(http://www.dragonsandfairydust.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Guylian.jpg)
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I would ask you if you still had the receipt so I could change them for
(http://www.bristolbites.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Thorntons-Decadently-Dark-Inside.jpg)
Thorntons Dark Chocolates
What if I gave you a bottle of baby oil
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I think I could find a use for it
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/fb/51/a4/fb51a456d59655775c24daa833a2c0b9.jpg)
What if I gave you one of these
(http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/massage-tool-17625185.jpg)
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I think I could find a use for it. Might need the baby oil as well tho.... ;-)
What if I give you an hour of my time?
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Having you for an hour OOWWW your poor bum would be so red
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/AzWIAHCCEAEwnjj.jpg)
What if I gave you a cane?
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I'd put it in the cupboard at The Square for AusWoody when he needs it ;D
What if I give you a free pass to the cinema?
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I would go see fifty shades of grey and apply all that I have re-learned lol
what if I gave you a time machine....
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OMG that would be the best gift ever. I would use it to change my mind about marriage and stay single....lol
What if I gave you a roll of cling wrap?
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I would take it and wrap up that problem I discussed with you earlier and toss it weeeeeeeeeeeee lol
what if I give you a shovel
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I would us it to dig your garden
What it I gave you a free dinner for two?
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i'd take my love out for a surprise dinner and see if he is as talented in real as online ;)
what if i gave you your hearts desire
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I would be so happy forever more!
What if I give you 4 airline tickets
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I'd grab my family and come and visit you.
What if I gave you an empty box?
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i'd fill it with a nice gift and give to someone
what if i gave you the gift
-
I would enjoy it for hours upon hours with a smile on my face
What if I give you your favorite recipe?
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I would use it!
What if I invite you for dinner?
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I would accept, dress up and bring you a gift of an ENGLAND football shirt ;D
What if I gave you a crate of German beer?
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i would invite everyone to a party in the Square, take a beer and pass them around.
What if I gave you the keys to a Porsche?
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I would re-enact the scene from Ferris Beuller's Day Off
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/107006/ferris-bueller-valet-o.gif)
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/12/11/article-2246453-1676E0DD000005DC-744_634x286.jpg)
What if I gave you a live turkey?
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I would set it free in the woods behind my home.
what if I give you something to smile about
-
I have lots to smile about today...Leigh you always make me smile
What if I gave you a new pencil
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I'd draw a sketch of AChat village
What if I hand you 100 copies of this sketch?
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I will make the first Achat Pinata with them ;D
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/06/6d/63/066d6359fa2d72f9ec2002ed639a127c.jpg)
What of I give you a a wrench and a cucumber what will you do with them.
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i'd take that wrench and hit that cucumber till it is in pieces
what if i gave you the smashed pieces
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Id pickle them in white vinegar. Tastes great with cheese.
What If I give you one of those Stone special sandwiches?
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If by special you mean low sodium, i suppose i have to eat it. ;)
what if i gave you a jar of peanut butter?
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Then I would have a nice present for my american friends ;)
What if I give you the chance to be a radio moderator for one day?
-
I would get a panel together and we would discuss how Beatles songs are a blueprint for a future Utopia. (all you need is love)
What if I give you an airline ticket to anywhere?
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I would fly around and look for a perfect place, starting to spread the message (all you need is love) - think I find it in Achat Village ;)
What if I ask you to follow us?
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if you stop over at a certain place why sure but might get distracted there ;)
what if i gave you a hot story to read
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Well, I'd be in 7th Heaven ;D ;D
Especially if it was a Contest Entry ;D ;D ;D
Forum Home Page > Announcements > Forum News > EROTIC STORY CONTEST 9 - OUT OF THIS WORLD.
http://www.funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,3565.0.html
Forum Home Page > Organizations & Events > Contests > EROTIC STORY CONTEST RULES.
http://www.funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,2509.0.html
What if I give you the above links to get inspired to enter :P :P :P
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I what write a story LOL I do that every time MMWAHHHHH
What if I give you the chance to help me play out my story from the last contest
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i thought I had already done that RL....must try harder
What if I gave you strawberry milkshake
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Drink it.
What if I had tickets to the carnival would you take me or someone else .
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Would you be offended if I took someone else, I like whiskers ;D
What if I give you tickets for the Rollercoaster?
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I would say let's jump in and have FUUUUUNNNNNN ;D
What if I give you the chance to meet your fav celebrity?
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We would watch Forest Gump all day while he does personal commentary just for me.
What if I give you your own Library?
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i would be like belle and do lots of reading.
what if i gave you the candlestick
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I'd kill Colonel Mustard with it in the Library ;D
What if I gave you a clue?
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I'd solve the mystery.
What if I gave you eternal healthy life here on earth.
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Hm, the more I think about it, the more I don't want it.
What if I give you the chance to change one bad thing in the world - what would you do?
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One thing hmmmm ......... it would be religion, the cause of most of the worst things man has done to man.
i would change its inception from history.
what if i bestowed on you "Super Powers"
(http://www.mwende.matotoya.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Superheroes-2.jpg)
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I already have them but you can give me more ;D
what if a give you a free Coupon to get a hair cut
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i'd go get dolled up sometime
what if i gave you time with me
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I would love a personal guide around your zoo
What if I gave you a camera???
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I would take some photo's of you to keep with me always
What if I gave you the camera back
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I'd take pics of your sexy ass as you wiggled right in front of me
What if I showed pics of you to everyone???
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I would just lough I know I'v got a great ass
What if I gave you a dream night out
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i would have a big smile on my face specially if it was my guy with me
what if i gave you a picnic basket
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I would fill it with all my favourite food and some champagne and we would go and spend a Summer day underneath a tree by my favourite lake
What if I told you to bring along a friend?
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we would go on a double date and hit all the hot spots in your country :P
what if I gave you a trip to LV?
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i'd give it to a friend
what if i gave you a teleporter
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i would go back to the mothership because i don't fit in here..........
what if i gave you your freedom..........
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I'd throw the F R E letters away and I'd be left with your dom...
What if I stole your keys ...
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I would sit and sob at the thought of never driving Brad again
What if I told you a secret....
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I will publish it in the national enquirer where all minds want to know or maybe in Amys topic ;)
What of I gave you some of my organic vegetables will you eat them or just let them go to wast .
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I would make them into soup and really enjoy them
What if I gave you a speed boat
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I would take a day away from my Pc , pack me a nice picnic invite some friends
and enjoy a nice day with blue skys fresh air and spend it with loved ones .
What if I give you some free Cumbia dances lessons
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-07/22/18/enhanced/webdr10/anigif_enhanced-23634-1406067079-1.gif)
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I'd pass it on to a worthy male
What If I gave you a white Dove
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I would set him free so he Spred his wings and fly all birds need to be free .
what if i give you the winning lotto what would you spend your winnings on ?
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I would save it for a rainy day
what if I gave you the cure for all ailments known and unknown to man
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I would share it with the world.
What if I gave you the world's biggest burrito?
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I would invite everyone to the Square for some good eating and so fine drinks
what if I give you something to make you smile consistently
-
I'd have a goofy grin ;D
What if I gave you the moon for one night?
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I would make love under it till it went down
what if I gave you a free shopping spree to any country you desired
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i'd grab my fam and we'd go shopping
what if i gave you a secret
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I would keep it and not talk to anyone about.
What if I give you a voucher for a gym?
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I would give it Tango and ask him to buy me chocolate
What if I told you they weren't making beer anymore?
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I would not mind I hate beer...I like liquor its quicker lol
what if I give you a hug and kiss
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I'd give you one back and buy you another cocktail on your hubby's credit card ::)
What if I pass that credit card around...
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I'm sure he would be all types of unhappy lol oh and thanks for the drink on his account ;)
how about I give you my bill for the divorce attorney
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I'd put it on Covems tab of course ;D ;D
What if I gave you an account at you favourite lingerie shop
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Victoria's Secret is my favorite but please add funds to it.
What if you were all asked to join the twilight show
would you participate in the show .
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I'd put it on Covems tab of course ;D ;D
AHAHAHAHA
I would buy a lifetime supply of motion lotion and give you and Aus a nice amount to enjoy As well as all the lingerie to fit my every sensual to naughty moods and then some lol !
what if I give you your hearts desires?
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LOL! I don't think anyone want to see me in Twilight ( the movies?) I don't look quite as nice as those younger fellows. ;)
What if I gave you a bottle of wine?
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i'd give it to someone who would drink it
what if i gave you a nice massage
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I would probably sleep really well.
What if I give you money to make ANY movie?
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I would make a movie and ask you to have the title role.
What if I ask you to advertize this movie
-
then it would be a box office hit, a red carpet affair.
what if I give you season tickets to your favorite NFL teams game for life
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Will make a great profit when I sell them ,( I am no NFL fan )
and take a some underprivileged kids to Disneyland and give them a day of joy ..
What if I invited you to spend a day cleaning a beach/park for earth day ;D
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I would take a deck chair and some cold beers and watch you clean it up
What if had a spare chair next to me
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I would bring my own and give the other to Jiner
what if I give you the opportunity to meet anyone you have ever wanted to meet
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I wouldn't have to think about that at all. There is only one that I was never given the chance to meet.
What if I gave you a plane ticket to anywhere?
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I would fly like an eagle, all over this land
what if I give you something you love to eat
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it have to be Pizza 8) and a nice cold cola
what if I gave you some tickets to go parachute diving will you take the jump
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ahh no I wouldn't unless I lost my mind and couldn't get it back lol
what if I give you a hot rod of your choice
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I would take you out racing, but you would have to drive....I'm a chicken
What if I gave you a satin ribbon?
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I would wear the satin ribbon with Best Lover Ever on it with pride
What if I gave you a lace pear of nickers and matching bra
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I would wear them to seduce ... but that's an other story :P
What if I gave you inspiration?
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I would write a love story
what if i gave you ....... My Heart
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I would have to hire a good surgeon to put it back.
What if I gave you a super power?
-
Just ask i have one he did a good job last time
Super Power hmmm I'd right the wrongs of the world
(id use my x-ray vision to perve on girls)
What if i gave you ........ this weeks lotto numbers
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Oh, I'd play them! Buy my mom a house and a nurse hehe. Build an amazing sensory room for my son. Pay off my student loans. Set up a trust fund for the little guy, with the best attorney so his father couldn't touch it if something happened to me. Give a huge chunk to charity, especially those dedicated for disabled folks. The some of the usual self-indulgent stuff, new wardrobe, car, house, time share in Hawaii, lots of travel...
What would you do if I gave you the cure for cancer.
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Spread it out among the world so everyone and anyone who could manufacture it could do so at minimal cost to the patient or health authority and ensure that no one gets rich off the suffering it causes with the scientist(s ) who cracked it at long last, having the accolade of their wonder cure.
What if I gave you the chance to visit anywhere you wanted in the world?
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I so would not come back and in fact would insist that my family and friends would have no choice but to join me, lol
what if I give you the ability to be a star in hollywood
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"EVERY BODY HAS A DREAM WELCOME TO HOLLYWOOD"
I would Star in the biggest film of the year and win and Oscar
What if I asked you to come star in the movie with me?
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We would rock the house and be on everyones A list for ever...it definitely would be all that and a bag of Lays (you know the chips you just cant eat one of lol)
what if I give you super powers beyond any others ever known
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On top of red hair? Omg watch out world! Muahahahaha hmm well watch out naughty boys around the world. It would be a more peaceful and polite place :)
What if I gave you a....functioning stealth supercar?
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i would enter it in the F1 race and beat all the other drivers :)
What if i gave you ................ a 57' power yacht ?
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I would have it launched on Crystal lake and take Jinger for a cruise around the lake
What if I gave you a helicopter ride to anywhere
(https://cdn2.iconfinder.com/data/icons/vector-easter-eggs/220/easter_egg_blue-512.png)
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I would use it to fly somewhere warmer and get away from the snow today.
What if I gave you the chance to talk to anyone past or present.
(http://s6.postimg.org/m6vq37phd/easter_egg_blue_512.png)(http://s6.postimg.org/m6vq37phd/easter_egg_blue_512.png)(http://s6.postimg.org/m6vq37phd/easter_egg_blue_512.png)
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I would tell my mom and sis I miss them with all my heart and soul!
what if I give you the ability to hypnotize the opposite sex?
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There would be a lot of men working for me.
What if I give you a penguin?
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I'd take him to the Zoo
the next day i take him to the pictures :)
what if i gave you a kayak?
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I might actually go put it in the river and see what happens.
What if I made you dinner?
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i would eat it, and then eat you for dessert
(http://www.wickedgoodies.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/How-to-Make-a-Vagina-Cake-by-Wicked-Goodies-7.jpg)
what if i gave you a ride on my bike?
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I would hold on tight and tell you to pick a road and go. Doesn't matter any road...go! ;D
What if I gave you a phone that could let you talk to anybody in the past? What would you do?
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I would ring up my mom to apologize & make up about our last fight/argument before she passed. :)
What if I gave you an access door to the past? Who would you bring back into your life?
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First i thought my mom, but then i changed and would stop all people to enter the plane from Barcelona to Düsseldorf yesterday.
What if I give you the chance to talk a 2nd or 3rd language - which one would it be?
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french the language of love (sic) and german as the third :)
what if i gave you a FTL spaceship? (Faster than Light)
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@ Lover - German and Italian so I could swear at you when you beat England at footy lol
lol @Aus - you beat me. I would use it to swear at them in parson LOL
What if I gave you .... the secret to the 3 shells in Demolition Man ?
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Rejoice in new technology, but I still wouldn't dress like a couch. :D
What if I gave you shoes that could walk up or across any surface?
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then I would try them o on every weird surface I could find lol
what if I gave you a time machine to use for a month
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I d use it as much as I could, the last day of the month tho I d turn it back to the day you gave it to me to use it all over again :P
what if I gave you a Twinkie?
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I'd have to give it back...no sweets till I lose this weight lol
what if I give you a sitcom TV show
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I guess it would have to be called "Cheers at The AB&G"
What if I give you parts in it...
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oh yes that would be all gravy, would have Guinness there to record the biggest and best wobble dance line in the history of the dance
what if I give you the ability to fly like an eagle
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I would fly around, enjoying the air and the outlook :)
What if I gave you the ability to read minds?
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I'd never be fooled again
what if i gave you ............. your life to start over ?
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I would have to decline. Everything I've done has made me who I am today.
What if I gave you...self healing abilities?
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I'd be "The fittest bird around" LOL
What if I gave you tickets to F1 Grand Prix China?
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I would sell them to a F1 banboy and put bigger wheels on my Jeep ;D
What if I gave you the keys to the White House?
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"I'D PAINT IT BLACK" (RIP McBREED)
what if I give you the perfect karaoke song to sing
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I'd do the same as will other songs: Sing them loud and full of passion, though my voice is a pain for everyone haha
What if I give you one week with a personal trainer?
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i'd work him to exhaustion while videoing all the workout routines, for future reference
(http://www.befitanywhere.com/images/Personal_Training_21.jpg)
what if i gave you a full home gym......
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I would use it for a few days, maybe a week. Then it would be a clothes hanger until the after holidays guilt. ;D
What? being freaking honest lol
What if I gave you the map to billions in gold, but it was under Langley, VA?
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Never heard of it, but it would soon be on my map :)
Then I'd ring up my good friend George and recruit Oceans 11 or 12 or 13.
Even if it wasn't possible, who cares, I would be with George, Brad and Matt for a few weeks.
What if I invited you to that party too?
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i be there with bells on and be the life of the party
What if i gave you the keys to ........ my car
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I'd drive it like I stole it
What if I gave you a cookie?
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will split it in half and give it to my friend :)
what if we started a adventure trip get in a car and just go
but not know where we are heading would you jump in or stay behind
would you take this adventure ?
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I'd Jump in and goad you to bury the needle.
What if I gave you a chance to own any vintage car you wanted? what would you pick?
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1961 Corvette
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/70/b9/d7/70b9d789ec5520f3590ed13e5511493e.jpg)
What if I said "Hop in, we're going to Miami" ? no cloths no luggage just a full tank and some credit cards.
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i'd jump in and join you in a heartbeat
(http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/0907/fast-getaway-car-cl500-mae-demotivational-poster-1249105039.jpg)
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/o5P5BxpJGxM/maxresdefault.jpg)
What if i gave you ......... the keys to my bike
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I'd ride that like I stole it too
What if I asked you what you wanted most in the world?
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I'd say to be understood .... 8)
What if I gave you a small silver jewel that is dear to me
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I would treasure it, wear it proudly and tell any one asking I was given the moon.
What if I gave you a one way only time machine....
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i would go back in time, taking as much liquid assetts as i could scrounge and buy microsoft shares and create FACEBOOK and google.
(http://thumb1.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/602218/107123840/stock-vector-space-cruiser-retro-clipart-illustration-107123840.jpg)
what if i gave you access to my two man space cruiser?
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Well I'd give it to Brandy of course ;)
What if I gave you a weeks vacation in a nice log cabin
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I would invite a friend, leaving behind all electronics, and commune with her for the week...I meant nature, we would commune with nature for the week.. ;D
What If I gave you king Arthurs sword Excalibur!
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i take it sharpen it to razor sharp and attack the black knight
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/41/76/67/4176676ff779738850f5860109cfae9d.jpg)
What if i gave you next weeks lotto numbers?
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I would play lotto and buy AChat ;D
What if I offer you a co-partnership?
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there would be HELL-A changes made
what if I were to give you the best soul food dinner you have ever had?
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If collard greens and fried chicken are involved with hot sauce on both, I will NOT share.
What if I give you my Achat account?
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Hello,
On the forum, I copy ALL the pics of your Pin-up you post 8)
For the game, I tell you that I'm not the utility I have enough of my own account :)
If I offered you to go and live in another country, which country would you choose?
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I would have to decline, i couldn't think of a better country to live
what if i invited you to visit Australia?
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I would give y'all something y'all would never forget and y'all would want me back often (hehee)
what if I give the formula to the ACHAT developers the ability to make karaoke in the forum would you join me?
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Yeah, always in for a funny show :D
What if I give you the new AChat update NOW?
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I would enjoy it being more integrated
what if I gave you a hammer and a song
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would give covems the song and hit any idiots who try bad lines on me
what if i gave you whip cream
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I'd squirt it on my fresh black cherries ...........
(http://www.cafleurebon.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/blackcherry200w.jpg)
What if offered to share ?
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i'd nibble the fruit from your fingers
what if i gave you licks intead
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I'd have to decline :o
What if I gave you A Chance of a lifetime?
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I'd Grab you with both hands. :o
What if I gave you an engagement ring?
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I will take the Ring ( pinkdiamond ) ::)
forget about the engagements I am already spoused
next one is excited to start the week MONDAY ;D
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I'd Grab you with both hands. :o
What if I gave you an engagement ring?
Looks like I'd have to wrestle Roxy for it lol ;D .............. No I am dreading Monday :(
What if I gave you a Classical Acoustic Guitar :)
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I would give it to my son (he plays)
What if I gave you Fame or Riches, but not both.
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I would have Riches................Don't dread Monday Amethyst. Tuesday will be right around the corner. :)
What if I gave you a Birthday Cake with the right amount of candles on it? ;)
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I d try to blow out all candles before the cake gets covered in wax :D
what if I gave you a treasure map?
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i'd hide the map so no1 can steal it
what if i gave you a hot message
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I'd lay back and enjoy every minute ...
What if ............
I gave you the keys to mansion ?
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i'd walk in and look around
what if i gave you a key to the town
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I'd paint it red and hold a party...
What if I gave you two boxes one "A" ... one "B"
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I would open A.
What if I give you box B?
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better be my anniversary ring in the box :P A pink diamond ::)
next one will be Planing lil Blues Birthday bash party time!
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Had a great day on Blue's Birthday ;)
What if I bought you a puppy?
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I'd teach and train it walk it and care for it until we became good friends and each earned the respect of the other
What if I gave you this :-
(http://www.demarquette.co.uk/ekmps/shops/londonchocolate/images/reat-british-orchard-fruit-caramel-creams-68-p.jpg)
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I'd thank you for a beautiful gift then might eat one ..maybe two and put the rest next to my champagne to share with my guests ..
What if i gave you the deeds to a run down thatched cottage ?
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That would be great .... I'd re-build it as original as possible then add a few modern things to it.
Leaves the next an invite to dinner in my new cottage ........................................
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Sorry but that'd have to be me :-(..to see the fine work on the cottage ...
What if I gave you a thank you card and a gift voucher to buy 2 tickets for the band of your choice ?
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Holds the two tickets ....
It would have to be a trip to Sommerset for Glastonebury ...
going or not ?
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Sorry not able to, but kind of you to ask. :)
what if I give you the ability to have an outing with your favorite famous person
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I'd Dive on you ..kiss your cheek to thank you .... then travel back in time to my Idol Gene Kelly ...And Dance the night away with him ...
What if I gave you a Magic Carpet ?
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I'd soar like an eagle
What if I gave you just a smile .....
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it would make my day to know someone is happy :-)
what if i gave you a song of our own ?
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I'd be speechless
What if I gave you a white dove
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Id hold it carefully ..kiss its beak ..make a wish and then set it free ...
What if i sent you a fine bottle of alcohol
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Mmmmm ... I'd drink it slowly, savoring every drop and thinking of the person that made a gift of it
What I gave you one wish ....
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Id use it very very carefully and wish for another couple of wishes to pass on the good deed and help others by paying it forward ...
What if I gave you the chance to go back in time and change one thing ?
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I'd go back to before the last lottery rollover with the winning numbers ......
What if I gave you two days to do anything you wanted ?
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I would spend those two days gazing into his eyes as we'd begin to lose ourselves in one another
what if I give you a homemade strawberry cheesecake with all the trimmings and it wouldn't make you gain weight
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I would eat one piece and share the rest with the forum
What if I invite you to a costume party - what would you wear?
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I'd have to be this :-
(http://www.spirithalloween.com/images/spirit/products/interactivezoom/processed/07186133.interactive.a.jpg)
Just for the cuffs and night stick ....
What if I gave you a free pass
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Yes i would come as ........... The Hulk
(http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101226041503/marvelvscapcom/images/4/4d/808295-marvel_vs_capcom_hulk.jpg)
what if i gave you the choice of Achat 2.0 or Achat original
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Achat 2 ;D
What if I gave you a chance to take the trip of your lifetime , where would you go , what would you do?
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would travel the world and stop and see my special friends from online so i can say we were real friends
what if i gave you the trip with me
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We'd have a blast ...and do it in style
What if we came across an homeless man
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I might just pretend to be homeless .....
What if gave you .... one kiss ?
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I'd wonder what I did to deserve it ::)
What if I gave you a chance
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i would slap the smile from your face
(http://www.crimefiles.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/POLICE-WOMAN-SEXY-240x300.jpg)
what if this police woman strip searched you?
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I would ask if the Fireman can water me down ::)
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/WvnIukwSbt8/0.jpg)
Next one might want CPR done to them by the sexy paramedic
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i would slap the smile from your face
(http://www.crimefiles.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/POLICE-WOMAN-SEXY-240x300.jpg)
what if this police woman strip searched you?
You'd slap the smile from my face?... Hell why ? And I'd slap you straight back ... ::)
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I would ask if the Fireman can water me down ::)
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/WvnIukwSbt8/0.jpg)
Next one might want CPR done to them by the sexy paramedic
Not if it's a male para medic ...( Some guy did call me sweetie earlier today so .....)
Next want's the sexy para medic to strap them to the gurney and carry them away ....
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Oh hell yes ;D
Next Might be an old friend of mine ... I hope he stops by to say hello
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I think you're in the wrong game ;)
What if I give you one dream to be fulfilled, but you have to give away something precious for you.
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I think you're in the wrong game ;)
I could say the same to you and Aus ;-)
What if I give you one dream to be fulfilled, but you have to give away something precious for you.
I am fulfilled ...and those things precious to me are not for sale ...I value them ..
what if i gave you your wish and went back to being silent and someone who doesnt post ...would you be fulfilled ?
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No, I like your posts. I like everyone's posts. Each has something special to give.
What if I challenged you to enter the Forum contests and events?
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Thank you Stone and likewise ;-)
Id take the challenge ....what if i gave you and Jayc tickets to a fine restaurant
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i would slap the smile from your face
(http://www.crimefiles.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/POLICE-WOMAN-SEXY-240x300.jpg)
what if this police woman strip searched you?
You'd slap the smile from my face?... Hell why ? And I'd slap you straight back ... ::)
NO not you ame i was posting to wolfs post i slap the smile from HIS face lol
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Thank you Stone and likewise ;-)
Id take the challenge ....what if i gave you and Jayc tickets to a fine restaurant
Then, I'd use it as an excuse to buy a new dress and for Jayc to dress in his sexy Tuxedo mmmm
What if the fine restaurant was at the AB&G and open for all. Would you dance and sing on stage?
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not likely lolol to busy throwing out the drunks
what if i gave you a get out of jail card would you play up?
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You are in a playful mood today I see lol.
Maybe I can bribe Tango and mrsexlover already without the need for the "get out of jail card... lol
I'll put it in my wallet though just in case.
What if I dare you to enter the AB&G contest and give you the mic?
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Id do it but make sure you walked up on stage with me ....Im a little shy ..ish ...
What if you saw a spider on the wall would you harm it ?
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Never, I'd get a glass & post card, carefully catch it & put it in the garden. :)
I'd also clap joyously to see you on stage.
What if I get a load of tickets for the Song Contest in the AB&G, would you accept one?
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Exactly what id do ...:-)
yes id accept one and thank you ...
would you have a beer with me at the bar ?
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Sure, Don't forget it goes on Covems tab :)
Cheers everyone.
What if I get the Yard of Ale glasses out?
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Lol ... I'll try to remember .. :D
If you got the yard Ale glasses out I'd be drunk on half of one ... I'd need a strong pair of arms to hold me up .... WAIT ... I'll take 2 ! ;D
What If I got up on stage a little tipsy and stripped ... would you cheer me on? or cover me up and help me down ?
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mmmmm Difficult one ... Not ...
Being the gentleman that I am I'd cover you up and take you home. Then I'd let you strip for just me.
What IF I gave you the the song that would make you a star overnight ....
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I'd probably pass it on to someone with more confidence to sing it ...
What if I gave you an headache ..lol
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I'd take something for it and smile ...
What if I gave to you the gift of second sight ?
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Id rectify any mistakes I might make in advance ..to make sure I dont get anything wrong ...
what if I gave you just 24 hours to pick the perfect romantic gift for YOUR Lover
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The perfect romantic gift for my lover would an evening walking with wolves, then after meal and champagne in the hotel......
What I gave you two tickets to go white water rafting?
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Id strap on a life jacket and have a blast !
What if i gave you the other ticket ?
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I'd be having a real blast and getting wet with you !
What if I gave you a secret ?
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I'd take the secret and keep it safe
What if I gave One night to be ANY person you wanted to be for a whole 24 hours ..who would you be ?
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Mmmmmmmm ... the invisable man ...
What if ... I gave you ... mmmmmm ... the stars ?
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I'd want the moon :P
What if I give you a watch that could that could stop time?
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Would be great for some special moments :)
What if I give you watch, that does time running faster?
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I'd use it when I am in a hurry and get things done faster
:)
What if I gave you the chance to impress your Partner All Over again ( Like a First date )
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I'd put my best frock and sexy underwear on mmmm
What if I gave you the confidence to enter a song in Hentaiboy's "AB&G's Got Talent contest?"
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I would say on top of the confidence I already possess, plus what you are giving me... I'd definitely do the damn thing!
What if I gave you the ability to visit 2 of your favorite artists dead or alive, who would it be?
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Gene Kelly ..when in his prime ...
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRQmtBYvZO7ndQhtcR8L7m_uv6L0kFVT18LwYdFy-V5mW-0OxdZ-w)
(http://images.bwwstatic.com/upload9/391845/gene3.jpg)
And ...John Lennon ....
What if I gave you the same ?
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John Lennon and Paul McCartney
What if you could ask just one question to your fav artists/politican, what would you ask?
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If John F Kennedy was alive ... I'd ask him why he was so brave to stand against the corruption .. and Risk his own life
What if I gave you the chance to lock someone in a Prison Cell and throw away the Key
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would ask you if I could throw more in as well.
what if I gave the ability to save one famous persons life who would I be and why?
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Without any negative consequences? hmmm....
Dr martin Luther King Jr. So his dream could be continue to be told through the natural course of his life and we could know what he thinks about where we are today.
What if I gave you the ability to cure one currently fatal illness currently untreatable. Which would it be?
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without a second thought it would be racism across the board of all kinds.
what if I give you the ability to cure all cancers
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I would wipe out all kind of cansers. Though if we are honest, today many people could avoid canser. They had to do more sports, eat less carbs!, but more vegetables, salads and protein and learn to forgive, living life with more fun and happiness.
What if I give you the chance to see your own future?
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I see me winning the Lottery ;D
What if one day you wake up and you found out there was no one on the plant with you
what would you do :o
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Touch myself :D
What if I give you a rainbow?
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I'm going to paint this world with it, to makes it happiest!
What if I give you the map for a treasure!?
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I would dig it up, take 25% and donate the rest to various charities.
What if I gave you the chance to be any animal you wanted for 24 hours?
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I would become an Orca,
oceans apex predator, strong family ties, intelligent, has recreational sex and can be taught
(https://swimmingfree.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/orca.jpg)
what if i gave you a 59ft yacht
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You can take me sailing and we can share a beverage or three.
What if I give you the secret of Crystal Lake?
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I would use it for something personal and selfish, probably
What if I give you the power of the DARK SIDE?
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I would introduce it to my black magic
what if I give you a million dollars?
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i would try to buy ACHAT shares :P
what if i u give " AN DRAGON EGG"
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I'll take it back at its nest and teach you to don't steal again them from my dragons' friends!
What if I give you a free ticket for everywhere!?
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I'd ask a second one to take her with me, live a peaceful easy life on some lost island, far from this f***ed up world.
What if I gave you a roll of toilet paper?
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I will stuff My boobies and booty I want more Curves ::)
What If we all go to the beach and be naked all day would you come or stay home
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i definitely cum
(http://www.suitqaisdiaries.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/the-yachet-week-Suitqais_diaries_2.jpg)
what if i offered you a day on my yacht?
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I would accept - for sure it would be a lot fo fun
What if I tell you the way to a hidden island?
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i set a course and be off on an adventure
(https://mrsrmartin.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/island_bird__s_eye_view_by_oogiboogi.jpg)
what if i offered you ...... permanent residency?
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It would be in the good old USA ;D
what if I make you a big ice cream sunday would you eat it your self or share it.
(https://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/ice-cream-sundae-9.jpg?w=500&h=373)
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I would so be tempted to eat it all myself lol but I would share with the love of my life
what I gave you a treasure map
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I would invite the foru members and we would go and find it.
What if I give you your portion?
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I would share mine with friends in need of charity. Always spread the love and good fortune ♥
What is I gave you a potion that could change one of your traits, physical or physiological?
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I would give it to someone who really need it. I only want the eternaly young pill, the rest, i dont mind :)
What if i give you a hug?
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I'd take it and add a mwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhs
What if I gave you dancing feet ....
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I'd put on some "Canned heat" and DANCE.
(http://cdn.sheknows.com/articles/2014/06/dance_moves.gif)
What if I give you boogie rhythm?
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I'd dance with my bar partners in crime - ItsAmy123 & Brandybee
(http://images.rapgenius.com/2e3acca56da28a0067b29bb5621661da.500x240x16.gif)
What if I give you free tickets to watch ?
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i'd get seats front row centre and look up your skirts
(http://hot.ag/Upskirt/Girls-_3E-Upskirt-4.jpg)
what if i took you all out clubbing after your dance?
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I'd gladly take you up on that offer....
As long as you'd be willing to take up the tab for all the drinks hehe ;)
(http://media0.giphy.com/media/7PzJuo9UtVo5y/giphy.gif)
What if you were given the opportunity to join us four at the club?
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Sure, I'd join the 4. Could he cope?
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/d3/5a/89/d35a89f7072d4c7fc7d0a28b849f5e6d.jpg)
What if I give you my panties ?
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I'd keep them. Of course if you wanted them back you'd have to come and get them.....
What if I gave you a tree house?
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I'd invite some veeery friendly girl in it and make the tree shake
What if I gave you the moon?
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I will stay there looking the earth, and i will invite a special guest.
What if i give you a boat?
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i take the lovely girls of the square boating and aussie kiss them all
(http://i.tumbblog.com/big/012714.jpg)
they would have to undergo special training
(http://www.home-made-videos.com/muffdiving/thumbs/007480-best-australian-kiss-ever-great-how-she-uses-his-head.jpg)
what if i giv you the keys to my private island?
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I wouldn't take them. My love and I have different plans for our vacation.
What if I gave you the chance to save one moment in time within a snow globe? What would it be?
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Would be a good laugh with my best friends 15 years ago at this crazy party where i walked into a big garden candle ruining my shoes.
"Innocence"-crazyness-fun
What if I gave you only one word to remember from all your vocabulary, what would it be?
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(https://media4.giphy.com/media/2IlIVI0ljtrZC/200_s.gif)
What if I gave you just one more day?
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One more day to show J how much he means to me... cant be bad ;D
What if I give you that rush ...
that rush you feel when you connect with someone and know, right then, right there is your moment and you will remember it till the day you die...
(https://www.candis.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Fireworks.jpg)
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I would remember that moment, but I would remember you too for giving it to me. That would make you part of the unforgettable. ;)
What if I gave you Kim Kardashian's butt?
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I'd tell her smoking is really bad for you and put it in the ashtray.
(http://i.guim.co.uk/img/static/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/10/4/1317745411246/cigarette-butt-007.jpg?w=620&q=85&auto=format&sharp=10&s=8bff776ff7f3c02bbaee10610ea79a09)
What if I give you a gimp mask?
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I would like that i dont have one lol do they have a red one ;D
what if I cooked for you a very meat steak would you eat it all.
(http://kitchentopsecret.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/steak1.jpg)
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yes i would
what if i gave you an invite to a party
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I would make sure i went to the party at the square
http://www.achatsquare.chatango.com/
Sunday 13th and Wednesday 16th of September, 8:00 pm GMT/UTC
not sure what time this is for you? http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/converter.html
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what if i offered to be your personal trainer
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I'd say ... How personal :P
What if I dared you to follow their programme :o
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You'd be more healthy and fitter than you ever have been before. And you have a lot of fun :)
What if I tell you that you don't have to be an athlete to join us?
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I'd say ... How personal :P
What if I dared you to follow their programme :o
VERY PERSONAL *wink*
You'd be more healthy and fitter than you ever have been before. And you have a lot of fun :)
What if I tell you that you don't have to be an athlete to join us?
Just as well even on my best day (and that was a while ago) I was never called an athlete :P
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Idk where this left off but I had joined
I am no athlete and I dont do it for looks It is for health and to feel better ...
What if I gave you the Moons and the stars
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I could give some warm and cheerful light to those who remain in darkness.
What if I gave you the mushrooms to wonderland?
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I'd go in heavily armed
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What if I gave you the last unicorn?
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I'd cut his horn off, bring him in a pack of horses and tell him "see, you're not alone anymore". Then make some soup out of it.
Don't tell me I'm cruel, I made it happy again! ;D
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What if I gave you this soup?