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So here's another game I came across during my visits to other forums called King of the Hill. The game is simple. Someone has possession of the hill, and the next poster must do whatever necessary to take that hill. The means by which you want to conquer the hill is entirely up to the poster. Just be creative.
So for example -
I distract you with my sexy dance, and push you off the hill. My hill.
And so the next poster is now in charge of taking the hill.
Also, every post must conclude with My Hill. Not mandatory actually...but it makes you sound cool.
In any case, let me start.
I plant my flag atop this hill. My hill.
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I clamber up the hill, with a giant tyre and bring you a beer so we can sit on the tyre and admire the view but the beer contains a sleeping drug and soon you are snoozing away. I place you inside the giant tyre with your flag , making sure you're very comfortable and line it up.
"Ever play the hamster game" I ask and give an almighty push ... weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I crack open another beer and raise it to the rolling tyre, gathering speed as it goes all the way to the bottom and beyond.
I take my flag out, attach it to an extending pole and push the stake in the ground - Queen of the hill, My Hill.
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lol, very elaborate BB -.-'''. *applauds*
I steal your cowboy hat and chuck it down the hill. I laugh, as I watch you abandon the hill in order to run after itl. My hill.
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You hear a roar and see me ride up with some of my friends............ "I spare your life"
you leave...............my hill..i plant my flag
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I walk up to you and ask you to leave. You say fighting over this hill is madness. I yell...This.....is.....Sparta! I kick you off the hill. My hill.
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I see my man and shake my head, I will rescue him soon, first I was on a mission and look towards my foe
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I take my arrows and fire 3 in succession. The three land in between hukk's feet and I march up the hill loading my bow again.
" Ever seen an apple split in two?" I warn taking aim at his crotch.
Hukk looks at me unsure, " You wouldn't" He murmurs.
"Want to take the chance?" I ask him, looking in the direction of my Jayc. I begin to count menacingly " 1........ highering my bow, 2 ........ taking aim at his crotch.....
Hukk runs down the hill to rescue Jayc.
"Good thinking , This is My Hill " I shout grinnng.
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The ground beneath you begins to shake, as you hear a loud rumbling noise coming from the north. You watch a tank comes careening towards you.
"What monstrosity is this?!" you shout, taking aim with your bow. You let your arrows fly. *swish*. They bounce harmlessly off my tank, as it inches closer and closer to your position. You hear, via the loud speakers placed around the tank my voice.
"Ever seen a tank blast at an apple? FIIIIIRE." *BOOM* A roaring shot echoes in the air as your body flies backwards from the impact of the shell. In a haste of panic, you abandon your bow, as you run down the hill screaming. I yell through the loud speakers. My Hill.
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dusting myself off, i unleash my fiercest "dog of war" with his " significant other" on back he races up the hill dodging your tank rounds. he confronts you and the thought of these two being intimate and sharing tender moments. rattles your thought process to the point where you make a confused retreat.
i return to the summit and dig in for a counterattack. my hill for now
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As you are digged in you suddenly hear Wagner's "Ride of the valkyries" played loud. As you look up you see me and my buddies appear in the sky
(http://sites.duke.edu/apocalypse/files/2009/12/helicoptersoverbeach.jpg)
You try to fight back, must flee soon as bullits and napalm surround the hill top.
As all is settled down, i land my huey on the top of the hill. and as i command my buddies while they prepear for a counter attack i say the famous words
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"I Love the smell of napalm in the morning, it's MY HILL now"
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The distinctive sound of something mechanical is heard rising up the hill. Suddenly the soft sounds of Ravel's Bolero is playing... drifting across on the wind.
A bevy of beautiful women appear out of the darkness.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-q7V_WRCeFeY/TewEmqgD8jI/AAAAAAAAGxc/mKHe-cqSmqU/s1600/austin.jpg)
... but are they women? NO!
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They are not ordinary women... they open fire from their brassier guns....
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Clearing the way for more troops... as they make their way to your headquarters.
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Appearing in your bedroom...
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You are seduced by their seductive ways...
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They release their gas... you are quickly incapicitated.
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We toss you and your army off the hill.
IT'S MY HILL NOW
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Then.... i take my sword, and climb the hill.... i see the war, i see the women, but no one can fight against me and my friends.
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We run up the top of the hill.... we found some women... and we do what they want...
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After it, we fight so hard against all people over there...
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So i climb the hill with a big jump...
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And now, the HILL is mine... feeling the rain of the victory over my face. I am the new king of the hill...
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With so much soldiers on top of the hill,a frontal attack would be suicide so i go for the stealth approuch this time.
Sneaking closer, but still far enough away i come in range to pick them off one by one
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All left for me to do is walk up the hill and roll those body's back down.
THE HILL IS MINE NOW
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I loose my Hill... in a moment after the shooter do his job. But as always, i have my B PLAN, and i go again to the begin of the hill with my Plan B.
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The shooter dont know that i go, and when he look at me, its too late for him, and i start a big fight for the hill.
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My team Plan B do the work for me, start to fight for two targets, take again the hill and take under arrest Mrsexlover, i start to fight so hard with my tim, climbing with my special weapons...
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Finally, i conquer again the hill, with the help of Hukk, so i let him in the hill under my orders :P
Mrsexlover is under arrest now...
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The hill is mine... and i will be always looking for the next one :)
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Having aided Zoe' with the capturing of the hill I am given special rights to look after the hill alongside with him.
Zoe and I toast to our victory. "Hazzaah!"
He spills some of his beer atop my shirt. "Sorry Hukk." he says. "This is my vintage Power Rangers shirt...Zoe'." I say fuming.
"Um....lo siento..?" he adds with a worried expression. 'Big mistake...this make Hukk....ANGRY"
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Suddenly, my body mass increases....I turn bright green, as I punch the ground with my fists. "HUKK SMASH."
I take you, and fling you off into space. I triumphantly beat my chest, as I -the incredible Hukk- now have dominion over this hill. HILL HUKK.
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My friends just arrive in time to set me free
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afterwards i pull back and plan the next attack on that hill. Me and all my subcommander assemble to discuss the next option
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Seems with this Hukk holding the hill we need all the troops we can get. I rally up my troops and together we march to the hill
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Time to get them of the hill forever. As we go on the attack storming the hill
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Victory is ours, and my troops quickly erect a tower so we even have higher ground and a further view to defend this hill
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It's MY HILL Now
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I feel lost, dazed, after the betrayal of Hulk. I head up the hill again, it should be mine, I tell myself as I watch something evil has taken over.
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A dark chairs the hilltop. It is a tragedy that I have to solve, and step by step way to my destination, up the hill, you will be mine.
My gladiators and my group of avengers fail before... and now... i need to look for other ways. The big eye over the hill is looking me, so first i have to try to make a trick to him, because i underestimated when only a mrsexlover saw a man with a rifle ... and then came back with a whole legion alien. His army is numerous, as his greatness, but the greatness of all empires have their weakness, and I want that hill, I want it for me and my horse.
(http://pics.filmaffinity.com/El_llanero_solitario_Serie_de_TV-403997453-large.jpg)
Only two horses my hands and I will conquer the hill my hill, my dream, my life. Prepare the Trojan horse is a good way to go, and thus able to sneak a virus that weakens your army, just so I can them down,. In a test tube, mix a bit of flu, with some malaria and yellow fever. A little sick reptile droppings and the magic touch, a power ring that distract everyone.
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All of them take a strange sickness... and go from the hill...
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Shipping my trojan horse, and immediately I rode with Silver, my faithful friend, (not like others, really Hulk: P).
I climb to the top ... and came back to win ... I'm the King of the Hill.
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Now.. the Hill is mine... and i feel strong... but as superman, the spanish "Zorro" have his criptonite...
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to be continue...
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News of the Hill conflict reaches the war room
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An argument ensues
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Dr Strangelove has the answer
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They give me the access codes and i unleash THE WERE RABBIT!
The smoke clears "its my hill again"
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(Guys are getting silly with this I see. But sometimes the simplest of methods work :D)
I've seen the blood, shed for this confounded hill. Bodies canvas the hill top, along with the shattered dreams of both men and woman who've desired the hill.....
The wear rabbit upon seeing my presence charges toward me. Very calmly I pick up a rock. He continues to charge at me full speed. I toss the rock, right smack in the middle of his forehead. *BONK*. He keels over, unconscious from the hit. Hours later you see me making rabbit stew. Silly rabbit..hills are for Hukk. My Hill.
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Now that's only Hukk on top of the hill, it will be easy to get him down. I pic up the phone and call this girl i know. Not much later she stands at the bottom of the hill and shouts up to get the attention of Hukk.
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"Oh big boy on top of that hill, yes you there i see you looking. You like what you seeing ? Then come down and we can get real naughty just you and me ;) "
Hukk can't refuse that offer and as her rushes down one side of the hill, i go up. Silly Hukk, good stew though.
MY HILL now
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IM BACK to the hill... and i was expecting to see my old friend Hulk but now hes gone, and Mrsexlover is again over the hill, and i change my plans, calling a old friend called KALESI, mother of dragons. I see the hill and i want to conquer again.
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I explain her all the story of the hill... and she ask me what to do with people over there... with mrsexlover. I ask Mrsex to surrender and leave the hill, but he wont.
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I can see the flag over the hill, is up so he dont surrender, and i ask her to send her pets to negociate again.
(http://www.soloquieroviajes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Estatua-del-dragon.jpg)
No surrender, so i say ATTACK!!!
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Some minutes later, hill is mine again, and of course, i have a pet to defence the hill.
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My friend gift me a pet for the future... after i give her a payment...
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So... im the king of the hill again, the hill is mine.
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(http://smileys.sur-la-toile.com/repository/Drapeaux/drapeau-blanc-947.gif) Don't shoot, I'm just passing through ...
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Ok Nat... youre welcome to my Hill... can stay here if you wish and take a drink in MY HILL BAR.
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YOURE WELCOME WITH A WHITE FLAG.
For the rest...
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I return back to the hill with my newly acquired partner..the beautiful she-hulk vixen. We yelp a loud and furious battle cry...as we storm back up the hill.
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The dragon is no match for our combined strengths as we take turns twirling it around via its tail before flinging it off into the horizon. We then capture you, and say "Go away bad man" and flick you away with one of our fingers. Your body is sent flying back into space...........again.
(http://isamaras.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/she_hulk.jpg)
Now..with only us two atop the hill, she-hulk turns her attention to me. "My hill. Fight me for it" she says, swaying her hips, as she tantalizingly rips apart her clothing...displaying her lean body. We soon make sweet, sweet green love atop the hill. Our hill.
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I go to the feets of the hill, with a microphone and start to talk to the "traitor" hulk... and i talk his new girl about him, and his traition over me.
After it, i have something that will get in nervs Mrs Green.
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You Know her Mr Green?? i change her for the Hill...
He start to be nervous because shes a trully love for him, and is my chance to feel how Ms Green start to be jealous. They start to discuss, in this moment, i climb with my hands the hill again, and drive out of it greens, it becomes my hill.
drive out of it greens, it becomes my hill.
As a defense, placed marijuana plants and poppies at the base of the hill, with a burner that constantly cause who pass, will relax so much that they fall asleep, which prevent Mr Green shows his angry version, not you can retake the hill.
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I stay at the top, with the girl and, of course, with my hill.
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I walk up to you and squirt you with my water gun. You scream in agony, and roll down the hill. My hill. ::)
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a vintage BMW motorcycle with side car,and 3 lovely woman roll up the hill unopposed, you saunter over to greet them. they let you get close then unleash a drenching spray of icy water. you retreat cursing..............they radio me and give the "all clear" i climb the summit.
my hill
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You sit on top of the hill when you here the "beep beep" sounds of a truck backing up at the bottem of the hill, as you look down you can't believe your eyes.
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one truck load of beer and it's all for you, you rush down the hill and up the tanker to open it up, but when you do, you slip and fall into the beer, you can't get out, but all you can do is drink the beer and drawn in it.
(http://www.wearyourbeer.com/images/King_Of_The_Hill_Beer_Cant_Do_White_Shirt.jpg)
i walk gentle up the hill.
My Hill Now
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Having eaten as much boiled cabbage and beans as I can muster, I begin walking up the hill with my secret weapon
I turn round and begin to sexily down my panties
"Take that " I suddenly yell and let fly
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You smell, you wretch and you ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnn
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This is MY HILL
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Not sure if seeing BB rip one out is hot or not.. >.<
In any case, I waltz up to you and plant my boombox. Only one way to settle who stays and who goes....we break dance for it..
You say "Bring it." I reply.."It has already been brought." and we battle..
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I throw down some funky ill moves.
You counter with some posh slammin' moves.
In the end, both our entourages agree I came out the winner. You break dance away down the hill..in defeat. My hill yo'.
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Hukk is to busy at the Town Square and has left the hill unattended. A Shining New Light Force has come in to take the Hill.
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I ride in with my warriors and take control of the hill
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I am the New King of the Hill !
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A new hill . :P ;D
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Seeing all those horses and riders up the hill, and Foxy as there leader i think i give it a try again. So i get my moble phone out and call my friend Barack if i could lend one of his planes, when he said yes i gave him directions to the hill.
i sat myself down at the bottom of the hill and wait. Foxy is geathering her troops and looking down, to see what i'm up too, instead she had better look up.
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When rain has stop, i simply walk up the hill, nothing is left of the army that was up here a few minutes ago, and claim the hill
MY HILL NOW
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I look up and not even Barack planes can touch me I shield myself and the wold this is a hard fight MrSexylover but like Hammer sings You cant touch this!
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I am still KING of the HILL
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:P :P :P ;D
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Now this thread is a sight for sore eyes!
I observe the force shield that protects both yourself and the hill.
"Hm...what to do..." I ask myself. After much thought...I finally come up with a plan. I venture to Party City and get the necessary 'equipment'.
Moments later..Foxy sees an odd figure creeping out from the shadows of the forest. "HALT. Who goes there?!" she yells.
I trot along, casually and carefree. "Oh honey! It's just me! You're Lover, Lover! Grrrrrr!"
(http://www.costumesmascot.com/images/costumeshop/23084.jpg)
Foxy's eyes light up, and the protective shield that prevented me from entering is for the moment deactivated. "OH HONEY!" she yells, with arms extended out.
"Yep, that's me. Lover. Not Hukk in a very obvious Panther disguise I bought from a costume store." I say nervously.
"Oh Lover, you so silly." Foxy giggles, while cuddling my arm. "Hey, listen. Mind if you get me um...some food? I'm a bit famished!" I ask politely.
Foxy seems to have fooled by my genius disguise.."Sure honey, what would you like?"
I try my best to come up with a food Lover likely eats. "Um...oh you know. Typical Panther food. I guess a hog. Whatever you can find!"
Foxy waves goodbye and leaves the hill. I settle back, and place up my flag.
My Hill. ;D
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hahahah you got me ! this time Hukk you win!
But I should known it was not him when you asked for his best food to eat ;D or he would not have sent me out for this ;) You got me you are the King of the Hill !
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ROFL
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"Oh honey! It's just me! You're Lover, Lover! Grrrrrr!"
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I stroll past the hill. Look up casually and pretend to be surprised to see hukk sitting atop.
I wave emphatically as he waves back. "Hey Hukk, omg I haven't seen you in like forever. How have you been my frrrr ooooooooow omg" i grab my breast and force up the crocodile tears.
"HGO, whats wrong"he calls suddenly standing"
"Oh Hukk , I think I pulled a pectoral muscle. I'll be ok once I massage it a bit"
The rubbing begins and Hukk scrambles down the hill offering his assistance.
I allow him to squeeze and kneed it for a minute, then slap my handcuffs on his wrist. I dance behind him and while hes still in his surprised state pull his arms behind his back and slap the second cuff on his other wrist.
I push him onto the ground and sprint up the hill. I drag out his flag and throw it down to him before plunging my own flag into the soil.
Smiling down at the still shocked Hukk I call out in my sweetest voice "Guess this means I am the king of the hill"
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[@ Halie ~ Master of disguise I am! ;D]
@ Zoe ~ Time to reclaim the hill.
"Curse you vile woman!" I shout, fleeing within the shadowy forest that surrounds the hill. Peace slowly descends..as no one seems to challenge your claim of the hill..
"The calm before the storm" you think. I finally reveal myself, walking up to you with balled fists. "I think it's time we settle this." I say in a low, stern voice.
"Yes....lets." you answer back, with an equally determined tone. I extend out my hand. You extend out yours. "Ready?" I ask. "Yes...I was born ready."
"Rock."
"Paper."
"Scissors....SHOOT."
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/2850080/rock-paper-scissors-o.gif)
I throw out rock.
You throw out scissors.
You run down the hill crying...in shame.
My hill. :-*
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I walk to hukk holding my Mikasa Volleyball Ball and challenge him:
"are you up to a quick VB match, hukk?"
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTqOyjiWOm1Q-puV3qUa7C2AhnpgGH6PXUxD-142dc1i4Sg16puPlq2IwcASQ)
He nods and laughs thinking that it would be easy to beat me.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/17e852be0b9e807a37fad5e48fa0cfe3/tumblr_mpwnuujC4x1s24qdco1_500.gif)
Without waiting any longer I hit the ball and it hits hukk's face, making him pass out.
I quickly get some handcuffs from my hidden pocket and handcuff him to the nearest tree.
I'm the Queen of the Hill.
My hill! :)
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My nose is bloodied...and I'm handcuffed...again, only this time to a tree. "She thinks she's won....but I still have my secret weapon." I begin to howl loudly into the bright moonlit sky. The sounds of my echo travel across distant lands until it reaches the ears of my furry ally....Pachacuti.
"Grooooooooowl." I hear in the distant. "Yes, Pachacuti, come to me! Aeeeiiooooooooooooooo!" I continue to howl.
(http://i1-news.softpedia-static.com/images/news-700/French-Zoo-Will-Soon-Run-on-Giant-Panda-Poop.jpg?1365407574)
An hour or so passes, and I'm now face to face with Pachacuti. "You've made it Pacha. Now be a good panda and relieve me of these handcuffs."
"Growl, snarl.." (I thought you called me because you had food.)
"No, panda. I've been handcuffed here. Now free me." I ask, sternly. "Roar, grunt." (I only take orders from Stone.) he replies back.
"Damnit, you work for me at the square!" I shout back, stomping my foot on the ground in frustration. "Moooan, growl." (But you pay me. What will I get in return for helping you?)
"Argh...alright...you'll get a raise of 5 bamboo leaves." I reply. "Zoink, bark, woof." (Make it 10, and we have a deal.)
I don't have the heart in negotiating with Pacha..and simply agree to his terms. "FINE. 10. Now can you please free me from these handcuffs?"
"Growl, snarl, grunt." (Oh..let me check my furry pockets. Hm no keys here. What do I look like? A Magician? Who has the keys?)
I roll my eyes at his wise cracking remarks "Marilyn...but just use your panda strength to free me!"
"Roar." (Oh, Marilyn. I like her. Let me ask her for the keys. I'll be right back." Pachacuti says. And with that, he begins to waddle his way up the hill.
"NO Pachacuti. She's the ENEMY. Come back you stupid panda!" I shout, my face turning red.
Hours pass, I can see Pachacuti being fed cake by Marilyn while she waves at me from atop the hill.
I'm still handcuffed and Marilyn is still:
Queen of the Hill
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LOL@ hukk
Still feeding my new big friend. Rubbing its ears ...
Waving at hukk.
Queen of the Hill! :D
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Thinking on how to get Marilyn off the Hill I think that is easy, Her weakness is
Fashion! so My plan is to send her a invitation to a far away fashion show she gets it and her face is filled with joy
she turns around to Pachacuti and says you are in charge of the hill don't let anyone get on the hill !.
Marilyn runs off to her show.
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2418/2252479170_83fd5ef7fa.jpg)
Now for Pachacuti this is a hard one I think what is a weak thing for a male SEX SEX SEX
But knowing sex is low for pandas I think this will not work so I go to plan 2 second weakness is food. I will send him a sexy lady panda and send her with a bamboo plant coated with a tranquilizer to make him sleep.
(http://www.killthehydra.com/wp-content/uploads/panda-sex-drive-gif1.gif)
After she feeds him poor Pachacuti falls sleep I go up on the HILL tell my girl GOOD GIRL! and give her a diamond choker.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-RwmbV4cZ7w/SWHlcr7j31I/AAAAAAAAF9o/u4N3DC42uB0/s400/DiamondNec.bmp)
A Girl's Best Friend
Looking at cute Pachacuti snoring I go give him a hug and kiss his so fluffy and sweet. I mischievous grin and stand. With one little foot push there go's Pachacuti. Rolling down the hill
Waving to him I am saying Roll Roll Roll
(http://smexybooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/panda5.gif)
Mischievous grin I say who is the Queen of the HILL
MY Hill. hahahaha :P
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Climbing the hill with my cooling box full of beer and a camping chair, I jump aside as a ninja to avoid a rolling panda coming my way. Once at the top, I see Foxy claiming she's the queen and laughing as a mischevious witch. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwj0B6_1vEg
Once she's done with laughing, I ask her: "Hey Foxy, what's a queen without a king???" And add: "By the way, I saw Lover down there, he said he was looking for you."
As we all know how she's attached to him, she first doesn't believe me, but can't hold it for long and quickly runs down the hill to find her...Lover.
"Mwahah, that was easy" I think. "I bet she'll even catch up the panda"
So I open my camping chair to sit comfortably and appreciate the view while enjoying my drinks.
My hill!!
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Wheres My King where's My King .
Thank you Peeka every one knows who I love my King and for sure I run down passing Pachacuti blowing him a kiss ..
Lover Lover Lover ! where are you baby where is my love at the bottom of the Hill. There he is I run to him Kissing him with a hot passion we fall to the grown under the plant bush and get lost for hours .. so let Peeka enjoy her time as the King of the hill after shes drunk we will take the hill !
Kissing my sexy baby I scream to Peeka thank you .
How is my sexy King I tell my Lover .Kissing him for hours . :-* :-* :-*
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/e4f1690cd7bcfc37f7027df9ae7d5857/tumblr_mg5vy8Bl8X1rllo8qo1_500.gif)
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Sorry Roxy, but im arrive here with my friends, and take the hill again. Anyway, i left you alive... because i have mercy :P
(http://www.seriesadictos.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/liam-mcintyre-and-series-creator-talk-about-spartacus-heartbreaking-finale.jpg)
Zoe is back, and the hill is mine again. ;D ;D ;D
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I arrive at the bottom of the hill and look at the fine physique of Zorro and his men
(http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/318/4/e/army_girl_by_elias_chatzoudis-d6u7uxa.jpg)
We both look at each other and I grin and wave at him and his men. They watch in interest as me and my army began to set up our leisure camp and in particular the boy toys.. It's time to tempt and tantalise...
My secret pleasure robots,
the tress-twins- Temptress and Seductress
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-qLE8MIRXUCI/TdLvVV_JtnI/AAAAAAAAIH8/MEnATeJcTZ0/s1600/us%252Barmy%252Bgirl%252Bwallpaper%252B%2525252873%25252529.jpg)
My footy fem fatale -
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTTYCSBHXDg3a1j87AjgJpK2jTr9Ivt0GID_q9d-eIVSkKpcy4R)
The bikes and quads
(http://th09.deviantart.net/fs37/200H/i/2008/254/e/3/Junkyard_Dog_by_Undercheese101.jpg)
(http://www.outaroad.com/nikkiz-zipfmhypetv-sexygirls.jpg)
" Hold steady lads" Zorro cries , " Be Strong"
(http://www.seriesadictos.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/liam-mcintyre-and-series-creator-talk-about-spartacus-heartbreaking-finale.jpg)
But they sweat and tremble, the temptation is too much, they break ranks to run and join in with my bots and boy toys ... even Zorro has his needs...
And I, smiling walk up the hill.. "This is MY HILL "
(http://www.sexypinupstickers.com/sticker_graphics/X0815.jpg)
I AM QUEEN OF THE HILL
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I walk to Brandy with a smile on my face, holding a plate with:
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-sXJPRc0Tb7E/T6QrzF9SvlI/AAAAAAAACnQ/FjwkSupDsk0/s1600/photo.JPG)
then showing her a nice cup of:
(http://tammybruce.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/unionjackteacup.jpg)
and then...
Offering her a massage 1000 kms away from here, with this handsome specimen, which will take her to the place and present her with a nice massage...
(http://www.carisroane.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/HOT-GUY-25-Sexy-Cowboy.jpg)
As soon as she lays her eyes on him, she starts drooling and following him... (http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb7grsEede1qjwx5ho1_250.gif)
Queen of the Hill! ;)
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Kissing her on the cheek. Looking at the hill, then that cowboy :) Girl you can have it for him :)
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I roll up my sleeves and finally get serious about reclaiming that hill. I take out my phone and dial.
*beep boop beep boop beep*
"Hello, is this Richards & Richards law practice? Yes, I'm having an issue over disputed land..."
Months pass, and we can be found inside a courtroom, facing a judge. My legal team goes before the judge, pleading their case.
"Your honor...as you can see here from these documents, my client has rightful claim over this hill. There is no evidence to suggest otherwise.." my lawyer concludes.
(http://www.molinalegal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Lincoln-Lawyer_320.jpg)
Marilyn and her legal team deliberate meanwhile..trying their best to hold claim to the hill.
Finally the judge comes to a verdict..
"Alright, I've heard about enough. I grant Hukk ownership of the hill currently in dispute and order the current 'owner' of the hill to vacate the premise, immediately.
I jump up for joy, celebrating our legal victory. "My long nightmare is finally over...I may have won..back my hill..but the damages caused to it...by bombs and stampedes of warriors...well I can only hope it can return to its former glory." I say, looking quite grief stricken.
My legally owned Hill.
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After Hukk has taken over the hill the people living on it are starting to protest, they don't want Hukk as their King, they want me, so i help them to hold a referendum to let them decide to wich king they want to belong.
Hukk is protesting, he don't want the referendum and claims it's illegal and against the law, i just shake my head and continue. After the referendum is done 95% of the people want me to be there King.
Now the whole world is protesting, but again i don't care and the next day i sign a law in my own parlement to claim the hill despite of what the world is thinking and the sanctions they are willing to take against me.
(http://previous.presstv.ir/photo/20120722/shamseddin20120722015835450.jpg)
Legal or illegal it's MY HILL NOW
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Ruler of all King of all Kings, the Great I Am..
(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/19/e6/a3/19e6a35bc9a1e1a4488e76601c583417.jpg)
The King
(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/2d/ac/3b/2dac3b04719fa2d20e03d46165f5963b.jpg)
My Feather!
(http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/0e/32/75/0e3275a7237f3ba9287154bdaa8396bd.jpg)
(http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/df/39/b5/df39b5ba0efd08596baf6bfcc74b7538.jpg)
My Hill! Is the Rock
Never a Queen but always a Princess.
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Bah, I look at the lawyers, the useless land claims, the Presidents, The princesses and shake my head.
Queens are the rulers and they choose a King when they wish.. and then discard him if he does not serve well. Its written in the stars of the universe, the Destiny that is..
I look at the Princess on the Hill, knowing it shall soon be mine..
I look at the sky, the time is near and I flex and grab my weapons..
Then I attack
(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSCM6-Bh_VYfHhjLKCFR-Kww0R9ejHwZexm_pemStATbom5v_kR)
FoxyRoxxy stands no chance against the might of The Queen Bee. She shakes , she trembles and Lover sweeps her up in his arms to fight another day.
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTQ6RqNRXBWVHKi17nQ7oZoXOArvrflaqitzl4lcB8hA5IeJt4k2g)
This is my Hill.
It belongs to the Queen.
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSeF6XPKwsXqspCUqEOH-pOdEsBh6WYmIcRbi0fZLEiRYPYTOdwlg)
Queen Brandybee
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A mighty queen may be powerful. But even the most beautiful and mighty one remains human.
And we all know that power makes one lonely after a while. Ruling is not that easy. And treachery never far. But noone can remain alone for too long.
(http://m1.behance.net/rendition/modules/50648783/disp/4d2ccc6bc1f3240c6b74eb2c081c5939.jpg)
Queen Brandy also feels lonely after a while, so she is in need of attention. Trustful attention. And lets some of her subjects come afore her to choose some innocent looking citizen to give her company. Amongst them, she sees Peeka. So shy and impressed by her might.
(http://th03.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2011/358/4/b/queen_isabella__s_court_by_roboman28-d4k2dw4.jpg)
She offers her to live in the palace and be her company girl. After some nice days brought together in the secret places of the castle on the hill, the queen can't resist temptation as peeka gets tender with her. they both lay in bed, half naked and she lets Peeka feed her during some soft erotic game.
(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/167/e/4/feeding_the_queen_by_mayabecker-d53pcja.png)
But the fruit is poisonned. The queen eventually falls asleep...for loooong time!
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_euLtfTNojL0/TTOcxRX_7hI/AAAAAAAAAtU/AvyL-qSYeOA/s400/la-belle-au-bois-dormant.jpg)
"Mwahahahaaaaaaaa!" laughs Peeka "Silly queen, thinking her beauty and power will put everyone at her feet. MY HILL!!!"
(http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131226211116/disney/images/0/0f/Ursula%27s_evil_laugh.png)
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WOW Peeka I am impressed by the way you take The Queen ;) from the hill like I said before I like you on my said hahaha Lets go have a cold glass of tea and a game of ping-pong what Peeka don't know is I add some sleeping power on her tea . Giving her a taste of her own medicine, hahah soon after Peeka sleeps . ::) Sorry Peeka :(
(http://www.sooyeonlee.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/50176dd6b2305-soo-yeon-bio-and-interview-1.jpg)
Peeka
(http://blog.uberpong.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Orange-Caramel-girl-band.gif)
Running back to My Hill I am thinking how strong is the Queen , I grin but not as strong as the King.On my way there I ask My Lover( The KING ) to go to the Hill with me . Baby I got a special date for us planed up on the Hill ;) we make our way to the hill.
All hail to Lover
(http://winoviagov.weebly.com/uploads/2/1/5/8/21585752/1760481_orig.jpg)
All Hail to the King He stands in His honor And speaks what is true He is the King
(http://her-sca-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/king-henry-cape.jpg)
My Gorgeous King :-* :-*
(http://www.midwesttvguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/sneak-peek-and-poster-for-starz-series-the-white-queen-preview.jpg)
Queen Brandybee
"This Battle will finish with blood and sweat" I will not be defeated
I surround my Hill with the world's strongest Knights and the Queens weakest defense.They are ready for you My Queennnn ;D hahah
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3QjK9W3v2b8/TQMOujCcvEI/AAAAAAAAArU/br5Yb_GYOwQ/s640/boys03a.jpg)
Are you ready to play Queen Brandybee
(http://imgc.allpostersimages.com/images/P-473-488-90/62/6257/Z9R3100Z/posters/playgirl-magazine-nude-cowboy-male-model-photo-print-poster.jpg)
(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/f1/6d/b1/f16db18ee469d148a35fba1f248cbf49.jpg)
(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/8d/0e/d7/8d0ed788769918213bb5f31f91324691.jpg)
With Peeka and The Queen out of the way we are at the hill.
(http://www.superiorpics.com/movie_pictures/mp/2006_One_Night_with_the_King/md/2006_one_night_with_the_king_012.jpg)
Our Hill!
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After a long time out.... i back to my hill... and see that now have a Queen and a Princess.... i love both, because are my friends, so i will do it without blood.
In the exit of the hill i give them something to be distracted.... a full monty show
(http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2012/05/07/1226349/219132-naked-boys-singing.jpg)
Also, i give them a pills that show what they want to see...
(http://www.google.es/imgres?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2F24.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_la02a98wTt1qd6j6no1_500.jpg&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fgaycowboys.tumblr.com%2Fpage%2F2&h=665&w=489&tbnid=OBLC7QcI7ncSgM%3A&zoom=1&docid=dhiA6aT38EWjQM&ei=DIhGU4bWC-ub1AXa3oDwDQ&tbm=isch&ved=0CGIQhBwwBA&iact=rc&dur=936&page=1&start=0&ndsp=22)
Now, The Queen and the Princess are busy... and have no eyes for me... so i can take my hill.
Now... i am the king of the hill....
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/003/613/icon.jpg)
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I build a small fire pit at the bottom of the hill, spread out my condiments and cookware.
Zoerink looks down just slightly curious as i pull from my backpack...
a green sea turtle...
realizing it is about to be barbecued Zoerink sprints down from the hill.
He snatches the turtle from my hands and rushes in the direction of the sea screaming impolite words as he disappears from view.
Such was his panic that he failed to realize the turtle was not moving, or that it was made of rubber.
I dance gracefully up the hill.
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/bc91de35194895ed1932c4f977a0e6f7/tumblr_mfocj3zyrQ1qgf1i8o1_500.gif)
QUEEN OF THE HILL once more
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I see HGO looking all mighty fine up on that hill :-*
I think its time to see for myself the beautiful view from up top 8)
I shout out to HGO from the bottom of the hill
"heyy babe i brought a friend with me he wants to meet you may we come closer?"
HGO answers "sure you may" being her kind and charming like always :)
I approach with a grin and we get close then i whisper into my friend's eat "now!" ;D
He dropps all his clothes and KABOOOM out comes a HUGE OMG (penis)!!!!!
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5tsxrHiqC1qbaj4uo1_400.gif)
I see HGO scream in terror!
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gfiyxm3BZyk/UoukqMT9qaI/AAAAAAAABS4/kzxE4Ne8410/s1600/Jeanie-Buller-Scared-Reaction-Gif-On-Ferris-Bullers-Day-Off.gif)
Well she gone... ;D
MY HILL ::)
(http://img.costumecraze.com/images/vendors/incharacter/1054-Prince-Charming-Costume-large.gif)
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Shimmering from afar, a loosly hanging thread caught my attention,
it seems the king is wearing a new, shiny belt....
(http://www.wallmay.net/thumbnails/detail/20120406/cats%20animals%20kittens%20white%20background%201920x1200%20wallpaper_www.wallmay.com_29.jpg)
the news spread like wildfire. Backup arrived in an instant,
seconds later the security system was history....
(http://www.catsdo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/little_devil_kitten.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/9cd6537eec7a97014f1b5ade6cd85fc3/tumblr_mq4qfp8BKh1racc9so1_500.jpg)
we took our positions....
(http://www.welcometopixelton.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/i-love-kittens.jpg)
and attacked....
(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1349063/thumbs/o-FLYING-KITTENS-FLYING-PUPPIES-facebook.jpg)
the casualties were low....
(http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/briandthebible/29347721/4794/4794_original.jpg)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/e0dc995df520dfe4dd2deab734e79700/tumblr_mowij0iYBN1r21xm5o1_500.jpg)
cause my squad learnt from the best...
(http://rhysford.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/fighting_kittens.jpg?w=336&h=252)
(http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/991_222973534513717_2071894145_n.jpg)
the takeover was a piece of cake for our unit...
(http://i362.photobucket.com/albums/oo68/pamyrick/PD/war-cats-war-k-k-ommando-military-veteran-army-airforce-mari-demotivational-poster-1214957811-1.jpg)
say -Sayounara- to your new belt, king ;D
(http://www.catster.com/files/cat-olympics-judo.jpg)
MEow is QUEEN OF THE HILL now.
(http://cutestuff.co/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/kitten-princess3.jpg)
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Below the hill, you can see me, camouflaged within the dense tree foliage, peering through my binoculars.
I take the walkie from my flack jacket and radio JayC back at HQ. "This is hatchling, reporting from the perch, are you able to copy me Black Sparrow?"
Over at HQ, Jayc takes a momentary pause from examining the map layout of the hill, to answer back. "This is Black Sparrow, reporting from the Nest, I copy you Black Sparrow. What do you see over there?"
"Give me one second Black Sparrow...I'm trying to make out the inhabitants." I answer, back. Using my binoculars, I zoom in closer, hoping to get a clear image of the occupants at the hill.
"Wait...I see Maron...and...." I stop short of completing my sentence. Fear has suddenly gotten a hold of me, it's tight grip suffocating my throat prohibiting me from communicating with Jay.
"Hatchling, I didn't copy that. What do you see?!" Jay cries.
"Mother of God...it's worse then what we imagined." I finally reply. The fuzzy ears. The little button noses. The shimmering cute eyes. "She has a kitten platoon Black Sparrow." I conclude.
Jay, falls back on his chair, grim faced upon hearing of Maron's deadly kitten Platoon. "That crazy woman......" There is a long pause of speech between the both of us, as we let the situation fully sink into us. Calmly, Jayc takes a cigar and lights it. He deliberates for a bit, before finally calling me back. "Alright, I have a plan Hatchling."
"Sparrow, there isn't a single plan that can thwart kittens! Do you not know how cute and fluffy they are?! Whatever plan you have is likely suicide!" I respond back, slightly garbled in static.
"Calm down Hatchling....there is a way to defeat a kitten platoon." he says, trying to settle down my nerves. "Impossible. Only God himself could defeat this army!" I shout.
"No.....in order to beat a kitten army...we must fight back with..." he stops short, displaying a smirk.
"Fight back with what?!" I ask, pressing him to continue. Jay, takes a long inhale of his cigar, before letting it stream out from his nose. "We unleash a puppy army."
The notion hadn't even crossed my mind. "Of course! Pure genius Black Sparrow! "
"Come back to the Nest, hatchling, so we may prepare...our move." Jay says. I began my descension downwards from the tree, and return back to HQ.
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Hours pass..all seems well atop the hill. Maron surveys her territory..vigilant and paranoid over potential trespassers within her domain.
Far bellow the hill, I prepare to unleash our puppy army. "Is everything ready, hatchling?" asks, Jay through my walkie. I retrieve it, and reply "That's a roger Black Sparrow..just say the word."
Jay takes in a deep breath before finally uttering out the go code "Who let the dogs out?"
With that, I open the cages and unleash the puppy army. What follows...is a gruesome sight that only the most hardened of human beings could withstand. Furry paws and tails tangling together in a struggle for survival. I tried my best to steel my stomach for this...but I am unable to cope with the cute whiskers and playful tongue licks from the puppies. I vomit on the spot.
(http://doginstructions.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/cute-puppies-and-kittens-kissing-pets-for-upets-for-u-9skszmjf.jpg)
Over the radio, JayC hears the carnage...a barrage of puppy woofs and kitten meows providing a haunting silhouette of carnage that shatters his heart. He drops his walkie on the floor and nearly weeps "God forgive us."
After a prolonged chaotic battle, the puppies come out victorious...we collect the survivors and clamber up the hill. Maron retrieves what little remains of her kitten army and flees to the safety of the forest. I seem traumatized...distraught and weakened from this whole ordeal.
"We took the hill, Hatchling." Jay says, somberly. I look over to him, before looking over the blood soaked battle field. "Yes we did Black Sparrow...but at what cost..?"
Our Hill.
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Easy throw him a playboy magazine under the hill he runs down to get it.
(http://i01.i.aliimg.com/photo/v1/1051598889/2013_New_Playboy_Magazine.jpg)
Plant some plants for his panda keep him bussy eating them
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Yes I said it My Hill!
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"Retreat, retreat"
Bloody and defeated but with dignity and grace I take what´s
left of my unit and retreat to the forest to reinforce.
But after hours of consulting the books and discussing
strategies I still came up empty handed.
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"Damn, I need some help, there´s no other way as to seek advice"
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Obi Wan,still striken from last battle, was no help though,
the Master himself had to join our troops.
his wisdom was cryptical and hard to interpret,
but encouraging nonetheless.
"aware that only your energy and readiness for
greatest sacrifices will enable you to conquer this hill you must be"
(http://www.starwarscats.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/yoda-cat.jpg)
"I know master, Hukk is an easy target, Black Sparrow
and his flea circus is what bothers me more"
"an easy target he is?"
*grins evil*
"our special ops team is already on its way, secret weapon on board"
(http://www.bandofcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/pictures-of-cats-halloween_02.jpg)
"Company! Fall in! "
I gathered the troops, we were ready to attack again
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our ambush....
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and special weapon to distract Hukk set in place...
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the victory was ours… or so we thought.
as we arrived the battlefield, the sight was devastating.
broken and wounded pups scattered all over the hill.
distraught I had to pull myself together, my heart filled
with sympathy for our former enemy.
there was no other way, we had to fight dirty again...
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fortunately our MeowI6 gathered some intel on Foxy before
her real weakness was well known in operative circles
we had to work quick, time was of essence
the trap was set, cause a puma is still a cat
chocolate and catnip from my own stash in tow
"here kitty kitty, here kitty kitty"
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-Lover- was trapped
known as merciless and hard to bargain,
foxy had no other choice as to surrender
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the Queen is defeated, long live the QUEEN
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MY HILL *meow*
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With my troops ready to move on the hill
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I give the Order to take the Hill
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my troops move it
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And with little fight from the cats and there Queen Maron My dog warriors take the hill and I sit looking down over MY HILL
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not for long my dear ;D *dials*
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my troops are partying again
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woof goodbye to that hill
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MINE againnnnnn *meow*
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AHHHHHH THE DOG POUND
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As I which my troops being rounded up I have to call on the undied Army's of the under world
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With my dog warriors read to storm the hill I give the Order to charge The battle is swift and messy
My Captain hands me back the Hill
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awwww dogs are still so easy, even the undead ones
.... easy to distract and fooled
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*meowhahahahaha*
MY HILL
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After to intense battles over the hill a new tac tic is called for
I send in SPIKE and JERRY
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(http://puppyintraining.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/tom_jerry_dog.jpg?28efed)
The hill belongs to the dogs again
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Cats & Dog's what have they done to my hill I tell my wolfs
I have to take the hill back so this is what we will do
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so my wolf pack will take the hill
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I get my buddys the fox to help out to
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Ready here we go
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my wolfs take all the dog off the hill as Tango runs away
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My Hill
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I love the taste of sweet revenge
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We be waiting for you . ;D
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I couldn’t believe it, my men had failed again, defeated by a stupid mouse nonetheless.
And now? FoxyRoxxy and her filthy pack of wolves.
Bloody and beaten I had no other choice as to pull some strings.
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It was a desperate measure but the situation left no other choice.
A low blow, granted, but I wanted that hill, it was MY HILL.
The victory was nigh again, i could feel it in my bones.
A few hours later my contact showed up with a special delivery for The Fox.
Placing it strategical at the foot of the hill, it was just a matter of time.
Hands thrown in the air, Roxxy came running down the hill in an insane speed,
her dirty mutts not far behind.
Cheers of pleasure and excitement filled the air.
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A few lingerie catalogs and 2 tickets for the next
Victoria Secret fashion show had done the trick.
The Hill was mine again.
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MY HILL
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Once again the cats have taken over.
I'm sure they are well fed by maron who takes good care of her army. So just throwing some dry cat food around the hill is not enough.
Hunt traps?... they are too smart and suspicious.
But there are some things they never can resist, like jars (even too small)
(http://funnyanimals.zayebo.com/files/2009/04/astronaut-cat.jpg)
...boxes
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Once in those, I play bowling with the ones in the round jars and just let the ones in the boxes glide down the hill.
My last secret weapon for all those who weren't stupid enough to go in the jars and boxes: fish. Smells too good to resist for them. And like us, they always have place for some dessert, even after a good meal. So I attract them all off the hill.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-bkH9LYHOafk/TtBHolmAy9I/AAAAAAAABfs/a5X5cDsrbAo/s320/Cats+waiting+for+fish.jpg)
The path is free now, MYYY HIIIILLLL!!!!
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S0 this is WAR
Going up the Hill to take what is mine I get ride of the dogs
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(http://pussingtonpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/iStock_000004001408XSmall.jpg) (http://www.probioticsmart.com/media//blog/wet-cat.jpg)
(http://andyjanning.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Picture1.png?fbec49) I dump the cats in the river they are not to happy ;D
(http://www.itchmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/cat3.jpg) (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_OlNkG0K-hic/TH0Oa4eUoPI/AAAAAAAABKo/7Rs5Ydfv5mc/s320/Cats-In-Water10.jpg)
I get my team we go up the hill and blow Peeka off she flys off bye bye.
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At the same time I get that smell off the hill cats and dog ewww!
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Adios Peeka!
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My hill Queen of the Hill!
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I erect the sign, complete with bogus map
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Easiest victory ever as i watch Roxy's stilettos clicker down the road.
My Hill ;D
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HGO enjoying the view from the top of the hill sees me arriving
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Hey sweetie! Look what I've brought you to celebrate your win on Foxy:
a bit of this
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a bit of that
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Completely out of her, she rushes on the barrels and starts drinking
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It takes some time to finish a few
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But when she ends up like this and completely drunk
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it's easy for me to let her roll down the hill. Mwahah!! MY HILL!
With the empty barrels I build a wall and...finish the others at ease, waiting for the next fool to try kick me off there.
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Flying high in the sky riding my devoted dragon, i prepear my attack to Peeka's barrels fortress. At my sign, my dragon start to throw his flames all over the camp, making Peeka run away and jumping on the other side of the barrels' wall.
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We land in front of her and the roar of my little dragon make her roll down the hill.....my little pet burn the barrels and create a wall of flame all around the hill.
Now this is the dragons hill, MY HILL!
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I watch from afar and decide on how to engage this worthy adversary...After some time I reach a plan.
You hear a loud whizzing sound pierce the stale, crisp sky. A strange object veers in and out of the clouds, before becoming completely visible for you and your dragon to fully see.
It's a Boeing F/A-18E/F Super Hornet swooping in at full speed.
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You jump on your trusty Dragon to give chase. "Onward!" You scream, pointing up towards the sky.
The dragon flaps its mighty wings and takes off, trying its best to incinerate me with its fire blast. As powerful and agile as it may be, it is no match for my Hornet. I easily evade each attack and angle myself in back of the dragon, locking on to its body.
I pause for one second, before uttering out a single catch phrase.
"You're fired."
*Swooosh!* Two missiles launch from my Jet and hit the dragon. The poor beast doesn't stand a chance..he falls back down the earth in a ball of fire and smoke, crashing into the wilderness.
I showboat a little, and perform barrel rolls mid air.
My Hill.
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While you are performing your victory's show, black smoke fill the air all around the crashing area hidden it from your view but you have the impression something is moving in the area.
You movew over the crashing site just to see a huge figure rising between the smoke in front of you
"Well, played, you mere human......but you can't defeat the Dragon's Queen!"
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You shoot two more missiles, but i easily dodge it, reaching your Boeing F/A-18E/F Super Hornet and ripping one of it's wing, forcing you to eject from the cabin. While you land far away, you here my victory's roar.
"MY HILLLLL!"
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Damn, a dragon queen! hard to top.
Only solution: call on Chuck!!!
As i have his personal phonenumber I call him and tell him about an evil woman terrorising the hill's village.
He always has been a saviour and since he doesn't play in films anymore, he's bored and misses the action.
So it doesn't take a second for Chuck to come over and want to fight the evil queen.
To approach the queen, he drops his sheriff hat and takes the right looks. His first action around the hill pleases the queen of nature and she lets him come to her.
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After he played with his charms on her. The beard? the hair? ... who knows why, but she finds him attractive enough to go with him for a sweet cabriolet ride, hair in the wind. That's when Chuck makes his move:
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But one punch wouldn't be enough, so he ...
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...endlessly. Allowing me to take the hill back again
MY HILL!!!
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when peeka is looking away
I kick her a flying ball
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she gets hit and fall off the hill ........
My hill
Queen of the hill
just as the German
team we will take the Cup
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After a long time of peace, everybody was so relaxing in the hill... the peace make everyone sleep, and i wait my time to back, and take it.
In my vigilance time, i see Roxy go with lover to the city, no one is in the hill, so i climb it, so slowly, i want to be sure no one is there... and yes... the hill is mine again.
Now, i have my own army of sentinels to keep my own city.
(http://www.elmulticine.com/imagenes/noticias/11/x-men-dias-futuro-centinela2pice.jpg)
My secret weapon is ready to fight against someone who try to take my hill again.
I am at home... the hill is mine.
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Zoe is called away to work one more time so he leaves the hill
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making it easy to take back the Hill
My Hill