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Discussions about sex => Everything about sex and love => Topic started by: Vaelene on December 18, 2013, 11:22:31 PM
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Ok so for fun I am going to start listing here some of the goofy stuff I get on Achat every day. People get so silly when they don't get what they want or if you burst their bubble. Simply put, if you act like a goof you can't blame it on others.
john doe: r u horny
Vaelene to john doe: A little
john doe: what r u wearing
Vaelene to john doe: Clothing
john doe: wow , thats hot
Vaelene to john doe: lol Thanks
john doe: Sorry, you are on my ignore list...
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Love it when they are such cowards they hide behind ignore before their heads get pushed up their butts even further. So for all of you out there that act like this goofball, your not so great that everyone will do everything you want. So act like a grown up. Don't take it out on your victim. Pull your foot out of your mouth. And kindly move on. Simple really.
More goofy chats soon to come.
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lolled at that Vaelene, good post! Wish I had saved some of my conversations!
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Thanks bluedenim, I wish I had started saving stuff sooner too as I have had some crazy ones. But I'll be slapping them in here from now on. Should make for some funny reading.
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And here is another one just the very next day. The thrills never stop.
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john doe: Hi, Your city and country seems familiar :) Wanna talk ?
Vaelene to john doe: Hello
Vaelene to john doe: And sure
john doe: Hi ) lol. A bit confused what that meant, but it's dark humor, right?
john doe: I meant the "suck and fuck only my husband" part btw
Vaelene to john doe: I wasn't sure either really, but no harm in chatting
Vaelene to john doe: Ah ok
john doe: If this meant you had a relationship in here?
Vaelene to john doe: I do, with my real husband
john doe: Yeah, i do the same with my girlfriend actually :)
Vaelene to john doe: Ah ok, cool
john doe: But I've been given a "free pass"
Vaelene to john doe: Oh I see
john doe: After we tried a threesome in here 2 days ago. Which I think was her secret dream . lol
john doe: Just took some time to admit it
Vaelene to john doe: Oh, I take it that is was a MMF threesome?
john doe: Yep
john doe: It worked damn well if I may say so :)
Vaelene to john doe: Well that is good ;)
john doe: Ehhh... We both fucked her.. I've showered enough together with other guys to know that I'm not gay ;)
john doe: And you? What's your pleasures?
Vaelene to john doe: I didn't think you were gay lol. And I guess my pleasures are about the same as most
john doe: Good point . It's different methods, but we all have the same goal
john doe: Unless you are a 18 year old guy who's been reading too much porn ;)
Vaelene to john doe: lol
john doe: That's never a good thing for the virgins walking around that age ;)
john doe: There's should be a class for boys age 12-18 on "how to treat girls". The world would have been a much better place then :)
Vaelene to john doe: Your going over my head hun, maybe back on topic ;)
john doe: I'm going over my own head sometimes, so sorry bout that :)
john doe: Here's the cliff note version: I'm a musician http://www.discogs.com/artist/1188962-John-Martinsen and I have Bipolar disorder. My "outlet" is sex - instead of drugs/alcohol etc
Vaelene to john doe: Oh, well sorry to hear about the bipolar part. But guess it's good you found an outlet on here
john doe: Well, not sure. Coz I love my girlfriend and I haven't cheated on her. Yet I'm in here...
Vaelene to john doe: So are you talking about sex you and your girlfriend do on here, or real life?
john doe: It's the same girl
john doe: And im not sure she gave me a free pass "just to be kind" or if it's okay
john doe: Sorry, I'm being a party crasher here :(
john doe: Shall I leave Vaelene?
Vaelene to john doe: Just have me a bit confused is all
john doe: I tend to have that effect on people :)
john doe: I used to fuck anything with a pulse, but stopped when I met her. Now I am a bit confused. I guess that's why I turned to someone who had listed themselves as a sex maniac..
john doe: But listen, I'll figure out stuff instead of bringing them in here. Nice talking to you :)
Vaelene to john doe: Alright, take care hun and good luck to you
john doe: Thanx :) Didn't mean to dump my problems on you. Sorry about that :( Bye
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Oh good times, good times. . I guess all I can say is, look both ways before crossing the street. >.<
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Been a few days since anything worth posting, but today I got another fun one.
jane doe: hi
Vaelene to jane doe: Hello
jane doe: how are you?
jane doe: nice pussy pic
Vaelene to jane doe: Ok, you?
Vaelene to jane doe: And thanks
jane doe: me fine
jane doe: nice to meet you
jane doe: i am horny mmmmmmmmm
jane doe: and u ?
jane doe: i am XXXXXX
Vaelene to jane doe: I am a little horny, but not bi
jane doe: i have ff
jane doe: poses
jane doe: can u come with me
Vaelene to jane doe: I like guys
"Decline first invite"
jane doe: little come and enjoy little with me
jane doe: i will give u some guyz
Vaelene to jane doe: What?
jane doe: i have so many slaves male in my group for u
"Decline second invite"
jane doe: they all obey me
Vaelene to jane doe: No thank you
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I swear bi and lesbian women on here can be more pushy then guys. O.o
Mod edit: name changed
Lover
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Reading the profile of the person you choose to chat at helps. Can't put much on a profile so it takes maybe what, 5 seconds to read?
john doe: hi
Vaelene to john doe: Hello
john doe: how r u
Vaelene to john doe: Ok, you?
john doe: thx
""Thanks for what? O.o""
john doe: wht r u doing
""And why is he texting?""
Vaelene to john doe: Not much
john doe: r u maried
Vaelene to john doe: Yes
john doe: good
""What is good?""
john doe: ur hubby know
Vaelene to john doe: Know what?
john doe: about here
Vaelene to john doe: Well if you read my profile you'd already know the answer to that hun
john doe: good
""Again what is good??""
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Look up, look down, look all around. . .Nope still don't get it, what the hell people?? >.> <.<
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dipshit: WANT MY PUSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Vaelene to dipshit: Your pussy?
dipshit: loll
dipshit: sure :) a pussy like that could be just mine
Vaelene to dipshit: Oh I see, it's already claimed though ;)
"invites me to his room"
Vaelene to dipshit: Hi
""He picks the make out naked pose""
dipshit: welcome baby
Vaelene to dipshit: Thanks
dipshit: god ...dressed ?
""I have on the secretary outfit so I'm still covered not naked poor him""
Vaelene to dipshit: Yeah, I don't show it all to just any body ;)
dipshit: l'm not anybody
""So very true :-p""
dipshit: l'm ""He puts real name here""
dipshit: and want my baby naked :)
dipshit: you can leave stockings and shoes on
Vaelene to dipshit: Oh gosh can I?
dipshit: you have to ...lolll
Vaelene to dipshit: I think I'm good as is hun
dipshit: no you arent ...sorry baby
Vaelene to dipshit: Any chance you read my profile?
dipshit: of course l readed
""He didn't read shit let's face it""
Vaelene to dipshit: Ok
dipshit: but you can do this with others not with me
""He is upset since I did not end up totally naked like he thought I would. Again poor him.""
Vaelene to dipshit: Ok bye
""I left the room""
DIPSHIT: have fun baby ...bye
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Yes I changed his screen name to dipshit, it fits. This is two in the same evening, maybe we can get three??
You missed one . Modified by Brandybee
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Three in the same evening woooo lol. And one right after the other. Now this guy I feel started to abuse me with the whole fuck my husband up the ass comment and a few other things, so I am not changing his name. ( I have . Brandybee ) He was being an ass and over stepping, if the mod tells me to change it later I will have to.
Nutter : your real hubby?
Vaelene : That's right
Nutter: you dont fuck with others?
Vaelene Nope
Nutter: maybe ... ass? gg
Vaelene : Maybe kiss, or hand job, that kind of thing. But that's it
Vaelene : And no, I don't do anal
Nutter: ok... thats fair
Nutter: gg
""What the hell is this "gg" crap?""
Nutter: your hubby is on?
Vaelene : Not right now
Nutter: your hubby dont know....
Nutter: you suk my cock... he dont know gg
Vaelene : I only suck him :p
Nutter: i like sucking from married girls gg
Vaelene : Well that's great, but your not getting sucked from me :)
Nutter: gg
Nutter: maybe ... your hubby want my cock in his ass... that was a great idea i think gg
Vaelene : How about I fuck you in your ass? That sounds like a great idea I think :)
Nutter: ok bb
Nutter: gg
Vaelene : Ok let's go
Nutter: do it bb
""I invite to my room""
Vaelene : Hi
Nutter: hello sweety
""I bring up the bend the guy over and fuck his ass with dildo pose I have""
Nutter: mmmmm
""Fucking him with strap on""
Vaelene : mmmm nice ass hun
Nutter: come on bb
Nutter: such nice tits
Vaelene : You take it well
Nutter: lets swich pose
""He puts up the bend girl over pose, I don't click it""
Nutter: wank my cock too bb
Vaelene : But I'm enjoying fucking your ass baby
Nutter: thats sooooo fine bb
Vaelene : I don't want your cock
Nutter: ooooooooh yesssssssss
Nutter: fuck me baby
""I'm really pounding him with my strap on and he keeps throwing up poses to fuck me in but I never click""
Nutter: sooooo gooooood
Nutter: deeeeeeeeeeeep
Nutter: deeeeeeeeeeper
Vaelene : All up in you baby
Nutter: come on slut
Vaelene : Your the slut taking it up the ass baby
Vaelene : mmmmmm yes take it
Nutter: oooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Nutter: yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Nutter: come on top bb
Nutter: i dont tell it to your hubby
Vaelene : lol
Vaelene : In your dreams ass slut
Vaelene : Take care
""I leave the room""
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Takes all kinds I guess, some people can really spoil Achat. But at least I got to bend him over, he thought he'd get a shot at me if he went through with it I guess. . .Wrong!!!
Name changed to "Nutter". Moderated by Brandybee
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So really this whole evening and night has been full of completely clueless people and total douchebags. I am going to guess it's from it being Christmas eve.
Have had a couple ok folks, but for the most part it's been clueless people that did not take a few tiny seconds to read my profile. And douches being all pissy for no real good reason. Sides the fact I did not bow to their every wish and desire. :/
I mean with lines like, "I'll let you suck my cock." Like oh gosh wow lucky me lmao I mean really. Or "I'm going to fuck you with my big huge cock. But don't worry baby I'll keep it secret from your husband. So come suck and fuck my huge hard cock." I mean come on you saying you'll keep it secret does not make me automatically want your cock, catch a clue.
Or goofy little stuff like this.
john doe: ur pic derive me crazy always
Vaelene to john doe: Thanks I'm flattered
john doe: my cock is a stone
john doe: i would fuck ur ass while u lick a pussy
Vaelene to john doe: Yuck
Vaelene to john doe: How about I fuck your ass while you suck a cock?
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He didn't have much to say after that, but all I did was throw his kind offer back at him. lol :p
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Ok so wanted to say that others can post on here as well. I can't be the only one that goes through silly or goofy stuff on Achat. Feel free to post up some of your strange and funny times as well. I think if this keeps going with out any reply back from anyone I'll go ahead and take my topic down.
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Vaelene,
I'm not playing at he moment, but I do love your conversations and no, most of them never read profiles and when you mention things about them that are on theirs they are amazed at your knowledge... :D
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Awesome I'm glad someone is getting a kick out of them then. And yeah I will stop some and answer things for them from their profile. Like they will start to say where they are from and I will tell them as it was listed on their profile lol. But anyway as long as people are getting entertainment from my posts here I'll keep putting them up.
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Keep posting, they are a fun read. I'm sure most are reading and when they feel a conversation is worth publishing, they will.
Just change the name to prevent any embarrassment, thanks
I look forward to reading more.
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Thanks Brandybee, glad to see some people are getting a kick from them. Be nice to get some that are simply silly or funny, and less that are rude or mean. I think this time a year makes people a little pissy lol. I'm sure after new years goes through I'll end up getting hit with more funny times though. ;D
P.S. Brandybee, your name is so fun to say lol. Every time I say it I giggle ;)
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This one cracked me up. .
dork: merry Xmas my beautiful dirty baby ...kissssss
""Why do so many guys call me dirty??""
""Most I do are hand and foot jobs.""
""Only my husband gets the real good stuff lol""
Vaelene to dork: Thanks, happy holidays
""He invites me to room I go""
Vaelene to dork: Hi
dork: hi love
""He puts up the making out pose I click it""
dork: yr xmas kiss
Vaelene to dork: lol Thanks
dork: do u have a gift for me too my love ?
Vaelene to dork: A nice hand job as a gift ;)
dork: that's usual for you baby
dork: l want a special one :)
Vaelene to dork: Like?
dork: like yr pussy to fuck my love
Vaelene to dork: Hahahaha your funny. And all I got was a kiss?
Vaelene to dork: Have fun hun
""I leave the room laughing my ass off""
dork: you gonna get much more than just a kiss baby ...you know :)
""Trying to save his ass""
Vaelene to dork: I only let my husband fuck me here hun
""I have that fact put up all over my profile""
dork: neither for Xmas for yr best lover ?
""I am like laughing to death at this best lover comment and how silly this guy is""
Vaelene to dork: Best lover? And no not even for the holidays lol
dork: as you want...bye
Vaelene to dork: Bye
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This guy really made me laugh, people can be so silly!
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""What the hell is this "gg" crap?""
GG roughly translate to Good Game or can also mean Godly Good. I'll assume when he types in GG it's meant to mean the Good Game, considering it better fits the context. In the gaming community, it's used often to signify a conclusion to a well fought out game between two opponents, gg wp (wp<--- well played).
At times, you see it used outside of gaming, to highlight a brilliant move or 'checkmate' maneuver on the person's part. Or just to be cheeky and humorous.
I.e ~ I proceeded to duck and dodge my boss..and managed to escape being asked to stay late. GG.
So every time he concluded a sentence with gg, it roughly translates to "I just came up with a solution to your husband problem. Good Game on my part."
It's typical language among internet trollers, though I've never seen the usage of GG to the extent that he displayed.
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Ah I see now. I can see it more in the way you used it to show me what it is. But yeah the way he was using it seemed over the top. But at least I know what in the world it is now lol. Thank you for that hukk :). The internet troller part would fit too, he came off as kinda creepy.
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*Salutes*
All in a days work for Hukk!
(http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/35200000/Superman-superman-35200915-500-375.gif)
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Been awhile but here is a short one.
((I went to the restroom and someone sent me this. . .))
WhoEverGuy: u not talking to me no more?
((When I got back I sent a reply.))
Vaelene to WhoEverGuy: Was away
WhoEverGuy: Sorry, you are on my ignore list...
((Over reacting maybe a little bit?? Calm down out there guys, take a breath and relax. Too many way too fast to snap.))
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((I think I'll call this one, "He saw the light!" Please understand this same guy has hounded me before, being why I was so blunt. And yes I did change his name.))
blackbull: mmmmmmmmmmmm
blackbull: hi
blackbull: hello
blackbull: u busy ?
blackbull: helloooo
Vaelene to blackbull: Was going through all my offline stuff
blackbull: im so horny. my dick hurt
Vaelene to blackbull: I'm not attracted to black or bull sorry hun
blackbull: but i like u
Vaelene to blackbull: Thanks, very kind
blackbull: let me lick from head to toes
Vaelene to blackbull: Hmm, are you attracted to shemales?
blackbull: no
Vaelene to blackbull: Would you want one licking you?
blackbull: shemale no
Vaelene to blackbull: Then do you see my point?
((Nothing after that, blinded by the light!))