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Another forum game that is fairly popular.
Explanation of the game:
"One person starts with something they don't like doing,the next person has to answer saying why they can't do it(a ridiculous excuse)---An example is-
Person 1- You have to wash the dog today!!
Person 2- I can't wash the dog because I don't know how to use the tap for the water!!
You have to turn TV on!!
Person 3- I can't because my feet are cold!!
You have to feed my cat!
And so on
Anyone can start.
Easy enough I hope.
I'll start:
You have to work today.
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Sorry can´t go to work today because.....
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/b5d1f41352ed33a8fd9b907e54fd592b/tumblr_mv58o8wCMM1sp4tezo1_500.gif)
You have to do the laundry!
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I cant do the laudry because...
(http://www.gocitygirl.com/FashionImages/1_Untitled-19.gif)
I am a nudist man :P
You have to buy some clothes for me...
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I can't buy you clothes, because too many morons thought it would be a nice idea to enjoy the sun today
(http://datas.evilox.com/medias/photos/circulation-fluide/photo/circulation-fluide.jpg)
Next one is going to cook for me today
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I cant cook today because I looked in the cupboard and realised the gas was off . No food, no Gas. So not to be put off I went to the butchers but he needed to sharpen his knife . I offered so he could cut the meat and as he passed me the knife, it dropped from his fingers and cut my little pinky.
The omens were not kind to me, there was a feeling in my bones.
He bandaged my finger but now it was so bulky, I couldnt use the cash point, the pain made me forget my pin number, the gas couldnt get paid so no cooker, the meat couldnt be cut so no dinner and to top it all , I locked myself out.
I couldn't even dial out for pizza.
Will you dial for a pizza so Peeka & I can eat?
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSfCgbA59oYsfuo8MKGwvfzOqECgOHfQePnI05GhuOFaMwRPijUFA)
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Well, hell Brandy, if all that really did happen, you're excused. ::)
I would, but I lost the number for Dominique's Pizza place. I instead call up an Indian cuisine place and have them deliver. I hope you like curry!
Would you please keep that noise down?
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SORRY I CAN'T KEEP IT DOWN, THE VOLUME BUTTON OF MY TV IS LOCKED ON MAXIMUM SINCE MY CAT THOUGHT IT WAS AN AQUARIUM AND JUMPED ON IT TO CATCH SOME FISH... BUT JUST COME IN WITH THAT CURRY THING!!!
Next one please pay my bills for this month...
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Sorry i can't, this is all i have left for the whole year
(http://thatwoman.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/empty.jpg)
Can the next one rob a bank for me and bring me the money
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Sorry, my friend......all the bank now are empty! peoples don't have maney to take there!
Can someone give me a piece of happiness!?
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No comprendo... Me no speak english.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-io7Qns1fn8k/UmVpYvD4tWI/AAAAAAAAASA/S9-Hsiww2-0/s1600/ME+NO+SPEAK+ENGLISH.jpg)
Can someone give me holidays?
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I would like vecina to give you a big holidays, buy unafortunately, i have no holidays so i cant give you the holidays you deserve :)
Can someone give to Marilyn the holidays she deserve???
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About that..
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0tyh7nJiA1rnde1eo1_500.gif)
If you could just come here for the entire week, and work on that TPS report that would be great...
Stop watching so much television!
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I can't stop watching tv now. I had a little problem when I tried getting my stupid cat out of it after his jump...
(http://www.healthytippingpoint.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/TVaddict_thumb.jpg)
Now listen to a whole Justin Bieber CD!!
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(http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/sarah-michelle-gellar-crying-buffy.gif)
Please, I can't it'll totally destroy my cool
now someone deliver my dry cleaning
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i can't i just crashed my van trying to bring it to you :(
(http://www.thecourier.co.uk/polopoly_fs/1.13856.1352162657!/image/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/box_620/image.jpg)
now can someone please bring me a fresh set of clothes
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I can't, I'm learning how to cook
(http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/26500000/Helpless-buffy-the-vampire-slayer-26556397-500-250.gif?1361983923644)
next person will teach me what this is used for
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*snaps fingers*
You see, I would Zoe but I can't see what you want me to teach you! Image doesn't work. ::)
Wash your hands before eating.
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(http://s6.favim.com/orig/65/excuse-funny-quotes-Favim.com-581109.jpg)
Please keep breathing or you will die.
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I can't breathe right now, my cat seems drunk and is farting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJqDPaf31Gw
Go out and make some jogging.
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I can't , I really have to go spend some time on Achat
(http://media.tumblr.com/63ac03e4b4e941d80266c483ce4bd0ef/tumblr_inline_mtq8fnOxQL1qb81y6.gif)
next person will load the dishwasher
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mmmh sorry, I'm a little...busy right now: http://www.wimp.com/handssweat/
Next one brings me lunch up there
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Nope, it's karaoke night with Cutie and Tomi
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkkyckMt9L1qgbabho1_500.gif)
Next can vacuum the living room
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No, sorry... i preffer to pay to another one and do it :)
Next one is gonna give me the phone of the clean company for the living room.
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Nop gotta have a little party after some karaoke
Me chashing HGO and Tomi making punch stronger, BB just standing thinking what the heck is going on :P
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/tumblr_m9c9c3vfyN1ry9g15o1_500.gif)
Next will be taking care of us in the morning ;D
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No, i got other things to do, besides Mohammed Ali is watching over you
(https://twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/ali-cutout-placed-beside-passed-out-people-in-park.jpg)
Next one will give me a planeticket so i can visit Sexi.
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No can do, I'm getting virtual boxing lessons from a virtual Ali type
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i281/MoriwenCartel/Gifs/illyria.gif)
next one posting needs to book your flight
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Sorry, I really tried but the flight departed already
(http://www.glitters20.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/00-a-staudjpg-JPEG-Image-532x325-pixels-funny-Photo-manipulation-photoshoping-fun-ALBUM-2-girl-Miscellaneous-airplane-comical-planes-nk_large.jpg)
Next one has to ..... catch a train
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(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5qf7waY9x1qms2auo4_250.gif)
I can't do it coz I intensely don't want to
Next poster will wash the windows
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I can´t, sorry. Still washing my car
(http://media.giphy.com/media/OaPgVmTAl7ttK/giphy.gif)
next has to ....take a bath
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not at 2.20 am
next one needs some sleep
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Someone else will have to do it. I've got a date with Tg
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsex9xTalA1ql0oxp.gif)
next person folds my laundry
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Cant I have to get my beauty sleep get a maid.
next one go do it her laundry
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no . because
(http://media.tumblr.com/828658c180e66256098f34ec3f70b94e/tumblr_inline_mtq8i2dGRT1qb81y6.gif)
next one clean the kitty litter
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I didn't want to do it myself, so I called some friends, but... with this malfunction, I don't think I will let them do it:
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-11/enhanced/webdr06/21/11/anigif_enhanced-buzz-3175-1385049707-32.gif)
Next one repair my car
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I can't, there's a mouse in there.
(http://s1.hubimg.com/u/384250_f260.jpg)
Someone do my taxes
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i can't because i broke both my calculator and my pencil
(http://politicalscrapbook.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/broken_calculator.jpg)
Next one gets me date
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Can't sorry... I'm still hunting mine
(http://imgur.com/RJeJ9.gif)
next person cleans the armory
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Sorry, busy studying for my Ph. D.
(http://img.izismile.com/img/img3/20100805/1000/hilarious_gif_images_02.gif)
next one has to .....change the sheets
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can't I'm busy getting them dirty with cutie
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lok4eePQGL1qd150io1_500.gif)
next to post cleans the oven
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No... just because I don't want to be disturbed by your moans while you're busy with Cutie.
Next one shuts his computer off now
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I would, but a random pop up just flashed across my monitor, with a great deal!
(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/ae/aeb6e0bb21e0449ac595a9f98a27599b1561c741c9f7d33731988f1010e09977.jpg)
Next person must sing for us.
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I would love to but the free I-pad made me speechless
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ktwiZG2j1rwcc6bo1_400.gif)
next one has to ..... do the harlem shake
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I would, but I got stuck in a time warp!
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Z505GyaFLGc/Um-uKcJK3GI/AAAAAAAARlI/j1OyGarLsJg/s640/tumblr_mcqclbLj2x1qcb58yo1_500.gif)
Next person will travel through the warp to save me.
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sorry, cant save you. got sucked into a black hole
(http://media.giphy.com/media/TpnBpdO0RUKrK/giphy.gif)
next one has to .... do a somersault
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Sorry I cant I am busy decorating Easter eggs
(http://cdn.rsvlts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/anigif_enhanced-buzz-5483-1333819460-14.gif)
next one is practicing the Easter hop dance
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No I can't busy doing a different dance with Cutie
(http://i338.photobucket.com/albums/n401/CharmedLove1/PhoebeCole/Anis/dancing.gif)
next to post buys new cd's for Easter event
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Aow, you should have told it earlier, I just finished my artwork with all my CDs
(http://www.demilked.com/magazine/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/old-cd-art-wastelandscape-thumb640.jpg)
Next one will seek the easter eggs for me
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Nop cant right now
Me and HGO gonna take a shower after that hot dance :P
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m74twcwkvX1qkasdwo1_500.gif)
next one should definitely find easter eggs :)
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I would, but the problem is, I have this thing I gotta do with the thing, over at that place.
Next person will exercise a bit.
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no we are doing as little as possible today
(http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/24600000/Phoebe-and-Cole-phoebe-and-cole-24617585-500-302.gif)
next person mows the lawn
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Sorry, had something better to do with my lawnmower
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFo7ztlMlmg
Next one go buy me what I need for cooking today
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shhhhh I'm on the phone
(http://i4.bebo.com/040/9/mediuml/2008/08/30/23/4035566629a8771194233ml.gif)
next person cleans the kitchen
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sorry not molly maid doing my nails at the moment
next one is still getting all mushy mushy
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No.... I have no idea who your talking about
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/79b80d6f70c15a747b39cb9f8da456d8/tumblr_mgsix7DnN81qe3pm6o1_500.gif)
next person has to unblock the drain
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sorry but i am getting my hair done, could take a while
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8gvsuP7xh1rt04f0o1_500.gif)
next one has to .... clean the bathroom
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Not yet... still busy in it
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md16zlvZTD1rky9c3o1_500.gif)
Next one prepares the bed
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ah, could be a problem the bed is still occupied
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/b560bf44d37a4813acdeb9cfab231155/tumblr_my8ehwg0tm1s2888no1_500.gif)
next one has to .... make breakfast
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no, i just rather eat you then breakfast
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4gochdfap1rwhthno1_500.gif)
no someone is going to bring me a drink that fits my meal
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I would but I am still busy with breakfast
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/6d77f873ef4fca8eb04e0b69560bb5ed/tumblr_ml1vhbFBnH1revz5to1_500.gif)
next on will providing the drinks
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(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lssyms0ERq1r40cf8o1_500.gif)
nope can not do drinks
have to get my eyeballs cleaned
next to post cleans the entire house starting with martins breakfast table
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So sorry, I really would but there are still all
these funny noises comming out of the kitchen
(http://juicygif.com/albums/userpics/2014y/03/15/16/1/6352-sex-on-table.gif)
next one has to clean it
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Later. I had to welcome the girl who takes care of my garden
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/456e2e2de924e13ee4c1249425804d2c/tumblr_n00pz0mTtl1qd2dcwo1_r1_500.gif)
Next one calls a waitress to finally take care of all the messes in the house
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can't everyone on this thread is getting attention except me , so I have to go and turn some heads
(http://media1.giphy.com/media/FumlhITcWNl9C/giphy.gif)
next person will buy extra disinfectant
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I would but I have to do some gardening first LOL
(http://cdn2.maxim.com/maxim/sites/default/files/styles/carousel_main/public/springcleaning_diora_sl.jpg?itok=tSBtYrAJ)
next one can buy it
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sorry have no time I am with my honey making out.
(http://www.equinoxcomms.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/lust.jpg)
next one go get a sun tan but naked
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Getting naked...ok, but for the tan I'll have to wait for more sun here. And besides, with that sexy gardener, I'm sure I'd end up with some white marks of her head or body on me... :P
next one comes and smears me with sun cream
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no sunscreen... i'm going out
(http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/23200000/angel-and-cordelia-season-2-gif-angel-23235003-300-234.gif)
next to post decorates the square for easter
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I'd love to, but i dont think i've got this painting right...
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-d5edYNTYz8c/UpY4e03xW2I/AAAAAAAAPTQ/MDErXFMnfg4/s1600/cumface-porn-gifs.gif)
The next person has to organise the office!
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No I don't want to think about the office right now, tg is coming over
(http://www.greatgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/PhoebeCates1982FastTimesAtRidgemontHigh003.gif)
next needs to remove the leaves from the pool
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Would like to, but she's looking at me as if I shouldn't right now...
(http://media.tumblr.com/8ef799d0d91e44131d465529ba42d54b/tumblr_inline_mr56h0xLXZ1qz4rgp.gif)
Next one helps me get dressed for the party tonight
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No I still need more time with tg
(http://design.alexandre.free.fr/gif/175940624.gif)
next person will call the pool cleaner
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i can't, besides the pool can't be cleaned, i'm still using it ;)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9mi51sFTY1r0lri7o1_500.gif)
Next one does call the maid to clean the house
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I can't, the phone is..eerr not at it's place.
(http://e-datefinder.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/dirty-text.jpg)
And if I go get it, I will for sure forget why I needed it.
Next one goes tell every busy person in the house it's damn time to eat...
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no,we are all to busy, but we do all gather in one room
(http://digitollegrieze.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/patzke_orgie.jpg)
The next one is going to pay attention to the Maid
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(https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1380417110/824673.gif)
no , I'm fighting with my rebellious side. besides I want all the attention for myself
next one puts the dishes away
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I can´t, my dog got hit by a cat
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-DTVjKaw2j0A/UJ2OAlh0LnI/AAAAAAAAEx8/eXhkiaig43o/s320/LolCat7.jpg)
next one should do the dishes though, the house is a total mess by now :P
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i can't becasue that cat just drove the car into the house
(http://www.blogcdn.com/cars.aol.co.uk/media/2013/03/jdhousecarlowestoft4.jpg)
Now someone needs to clean up even more mess
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I would but I had an accident too.
My car got hit by a giant muffin. Really!
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/funny-demotivational-posters-car-accidents-300x261.jpg)
Mess is getting bigger and bigger, next one should really start cleaning
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i would but on the way there a truck lost his load of beer and i can't refuse free beer
(http://2pep.com/funny%20pics/funny%20hilarious/super_funny_hilarious_pictures_crazy_fun_laughing_beer_accidents-4008.jpg)
Next one does need to reach the house for cleaning
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I can't reach the house cause the streets are full of drunken zombie!
(http://www.toplessrobot.com/Zombie%20Pub%20Crawl%202.jpg)
Someone have to kill them all!
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i can't because i just wrecked my tank
(http://stuffucanuse.com/facinating-pictures/left-col-pictures/tanks/tank-accident.jpg)
could someone else do the job
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Nope cutie and I have gone back to bed until this mess is cleaned up
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj9v3jETax1qgntc6o1_500.gif)
next will take out the trash... all of it
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Sorry, i can't take the trash out.....too busy killing zombie!
(http://media.animevice.com/uploads/0/69/436590-91472870d9071985fc9a7f725c933f69_1_.jpg)
Can someone else do it and send me some support!?
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I'm too sleepy.
but the next person can call this guy to help u out
(http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/36000000/daryl-dixon-3-the-walking-dead-36006803-500-500.jpg)
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I was ready to get the trash out, but seeing him a bit... demotivated, I prefered too keep our trashbin intact
(http://a.gifb.in/032012/1332266173_garbage_man_rage.gif)
Then I wanted to send you help HB, but, seeing her like this made me think of something else I could do with her
(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTk3NDU4OTk0N15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwOTIwMDY0OA@@._V1._SX640_SY960_.jpg)
Next one distributes some towels to everyone in the house. So each one cleans his own mess
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Ops......no towels around, i think i use them all to clean me after the ugly blood bath! :P
We need someone who wash them!
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i can't the washing machine is broken
(http://www.advancedappliancecare.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/washing-machine1.jpg)
Can the next one repear it please
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I'd love to fix it, but i can't stop making tool puns!
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Such+a+Tool_243765_4620100.jpg)
Perhaps the next person can give me some help fixing or cleaning things?
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I would but then I realized I needed to finish this bag of Cheeto's. Duty calls!
Next person will be make an effort to be nicer to others.
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no, you know I'm a lover not a fixit maid type
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf97djXUSY1qzr77io1_500.gif)
next one can start with the downstairs cleaning
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I have not been programmed for that. And I won't say sorry, I've not been programmed for it either.
(http://img2-2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/071204/terminator2_l.jpg)
Next one tells me where this damn Sarah Connor is!
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nope, you wouldn't hear me over the music
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lps20oRx2a1qlrmm2o1_400.gif)
next one starts on the front yard clean up
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No I am to busy being in the garden
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/01/25/article-1245808-05F1AEC20000044D-696_468x473.jpg)
next one start writing a book .
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I would love to, but finally someone has to clean all this mess
(http://media.giphy.com/media/XXgbSKxDIvIha/giphy.gif)
next one should keep the others from making such a mess
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I'd love to stop them, but it seems I need to start writing this book.
(http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/23/69/c9/2369c99837be2fa9a5eae779792f01d5.jpg)
Someone go get dinner
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No time right now, I have to check if our maid does a good job
(http://hs14-1.cdnon.org/1fap.com/joomla/thumbs/151/776_outfit_I.jpg)
Next one goes through the house and takes the pizza orders of all "busy" people...trying not to slip on messy things.
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I would but it seems I am not done with cleaning yet
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/4416cdbfba2b6ec74f8c7e296d76e23f/tumblr_mu01s2g9ng1rk85i9o1_500.gif)
Someone else has to take the orders
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I would, but i'm too busy being alpha with you Maron :)
(http://171gifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/boss-doggystyle-fuck-his-maid.gif)
Next person must buy the cleaning products
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sorry, too busy with showing WHO the real alpha is :P
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/a4596d09e4af3971a82a462dc3ff8dd6/tumblr_n04urynSVV1toa9dro1_500.jpg)
next one has to shop for cleaning supplies
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i can't, the shop is closed because some maniac drove his truck into it.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-NBKEtPZcapM/UxNpxVIipzI/AAAAAAABXm4/1OUHBHcoMDA/s1600/truck.jpg)
The next one is going to stop Maron and Khaten from doing other things then cleaning the house
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No, feel the sudden urge to join in
(http://img.pandawhale.com/41571-Eliza-Dushku-dominatrix-dollho-iZYJ.gif)
next person can get us a new maid
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I would, but the first one got rebellious and eeerrr...
(http://www.tubestep.com/rt/content/85/21/a1f46a30_9f9c87.jpg)
Next one is so kind and liberates me
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nope still busy
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz5nyuBYZu1r2ptbgo1_500.gif)
next cleans the silverware
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Can't, I'm writing in the tub
(http://confessionsofaboytoy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/bathhotnudewomancoffeewriting-9d1a39722c4de0dc6930298e04047112_h.jpeg)
But I need an Illustrator.
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Sorry I cant doing my washing.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-8I8SCZsv1xg/UAGL-Yl_rHI/AAAAAAAAAFM/B_jYaKvGT5I/s1600/washing.gif)
Next one make us Lunch.
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I'd love to help, but i'm afraid i am being kept occupied by maron and HGO
(http://ut87.xhcdn.com/t/787/320/2_1430787.jpg)
Can the next person please get this house in order!?
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Nope Marons got you covered, now I gotta pull Tg into line
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvcmmdmkPc1qbh830o1_500.gif)
next person , omg don't u see all this mess, take care of it will ya?
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Sorry cant do my suit is torn and I am not allowed to get near it.
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/3149pkhIMDL.jpg)
next one needs take a shower.
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i can't it's occupied by HGO and TG
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1WwJGxCXj1Y/Tz_J9NO0YYI/AAAAAAAALCM/9baMeIQ2sWs/s1600/Shower+sex.jpg)
Next one calls the police to stop this madness
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Not us, Tg wanted to go to the beach
(http://i.imgur.com/kfFluJQ.gif)
next one will have lunch ready when we get back :D
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cant do to busy surfing the net.
next one go find Brandy
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I'm also surfing the net
(http://rustedreality.com/images/gallery/IT/surfing-the-net.jpg)
Next one has to go and find her
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I wanted to, but there was a little accident in the kitchen
(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/f4/b6/0e/f4b60e899854c6b05674fee48f7f2bf0.jpg)
next one has to ...get some take out now
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I went, but on the way I found Brandy who thought she'd be better off on the streets and at walmart. So I'd better bring her back now.
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/t1.0-9/s403x403/10247409_10151960736386459_3433384845050751487_n.jpg)
Still no meal, so let's drink!
Next one prepares some cocktails
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I would but there´s nothing left. Maybe I wasnt supposed to taste them all? *hiccups*
(http://media3.giphy.com/media/qRlOjQHbyYw3C/giphy.gif)
next one find me a bucket please?
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I would but Lover is using it as a Chamber Pot under his bed. it's a bit to whiffy .
Would you mind doing my chores for the day please?
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Sorry i'm to bussy with my searching for easter eggs
(http://www.krmsradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/non-local-easter_egg_hunt1.jpg)
Can someone else please do Brandy's chores
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cant I am going to get my hair done
(http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/b5/e7/4d/b5e74dbaaca67294a732bdf906797180.jpg)
next ones going to walmart for the blue light special
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i can't i am to busy walking Brandy's dog
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_K6XyHxvLL9Q/S_wLCXspRXI/AAAAAAAAAjA/t9zAO00eDxE/s1600/IMG_0429.JPG)
someone else needs to go to wallmart
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(http://i.imgur.com/Gfs8vPt.gif)
Coz you know I'm way to scared to go to walmart
next person can go
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Sorry, my chair's battery isn't loaded yet
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_D5eDK7rT3Ms/S923eTGqsII/AAAAAAAABU4/-FxPNwPHgAM/s400/electric_shopping_cart_400W.jpg)
and someone stole my second bra, I can't go like this
(http://cdn.madamenoire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Back.jpg)
Next one lends me a bra
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i would but i lost mine somewhere
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/edb6d5e2597747d58ac16060fe6b6cdc/tumblr_mmt83tonrD1qgsduvo1_500.gif)
next one gets you some panties
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(http://i950.photobucket.com/albums/ad346/raspberrycloud/Misc/200.gif)
You can have mine but they don't match and are crotchless :o
Next will take me to my favourite shop - Walmart - to buy some more panties.
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I'd love to come shopping with you BB, but something happened at Walmart the last time i was there that freaked me out!
(http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/walmart-wedding.jpg)
But whilst you're there, can you get me some whipped cream please :)
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ooops, sorry all gone
(http://media.giphy.com/media/lgT5GY9wD3IvS/giphy.gif)
maybe next one has some whipped cream left
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No, i have nothing left, that last i had was used by Sexi and me while we had some fun ;)
(http://exquisitenudes.net/a_capri_anderson_creamed_tits.jpg)
Next one runs to the shop for more whipped cream
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I'm sorry, i will not use my delicious whipped cream for sex, the next person to mention it gets it!
(http://www.fybertech.com/4thread/co_5421746/1219120768464.png)
Now for god sake someone get me some strawberries!
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Sorry, I was heading your way to give you the strawberries I just bought but I ate them along the way.
Next person will Kill Bill.
(http://favim.com/orig/201108/26/awsome-black-and-white-kill-bill-movies-tarantino-Favim.com-131218.jpg)
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Sure, right after I kill some Zombies
(http://www.funnymeme.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Funny-memes-looking-forward-to-a-zombie-apocalypse.jpg)
maybe the next one wants to take the shot?
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Only chance would be with a lightsabre, but mine is failing. Maube the batteries are empty...
(http://static-mb.minutebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/sabrelaser-278x192.png)
Next one go and ask politely Darth Vader to lend me his.
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I can't i remember the last guy that asked something to Lord Vader
(http://osoarchives.wikispaces.com/file/view/Darth_vader.jpg/58198358/325x352/Darth_vader.jpg)
Next goes to Obi-Wan to learn how to make a saber of his own
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Ok, I went. But he taught me something else instead.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/4c7847afd47145884fde926bf4a72ace/tumblr_msajolGCB71sx58zdo1_r2_500.gif)
Next one lets me test it on her
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No, I like it the old-fashioned way ::)
(http://www.bromygod.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Sexy-gifs-of-girls-12.gif)
next one can be your student though :P
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Sorry cant do it, I missed my workout for last three days. Gotta do it today
(http://www.gifday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/warmup.gif)
next person can you grab me my Evian and towel?
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Very sorry, it got hot, I drank the water than stripped nakee and only the towel to wrap my waist with...
(http://cdn.c.photoshelter.com/img-get2/I0000J340WAtx4l0/fit=1000x750/man-wrapping-a-towel-around-his-waist-at-the-beach.jpg)
The next will join me for a beach volley game
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No can't, I'm looking for a different kind of exercise
(https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1380222758/675744.gif)
next one will vacuum up all the sand from the carpet
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I can't do all at the same time. Since we finally got something to eat from walmart, I am now busy preparing the barbecue.
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdw4299F7h1qc2bcno1_500.jpg)
Next one prepares the salads
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Sorry, no salads in the whole country.....my dragon burn it all!
Would someone go and buy the salad in the nearby town!?
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I Can't that Dragon is still around and even a Hobbit can't pass him, so certainly no human.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-J3874Xl4hq8/Uk2iYyY1Y2I/AAAAAAAAQlA/mcZ9w8rK3rM/s640/El+Hobbit,+la+desolaci%C3%B3n+de+Smaug.jpg)
Next one is going to slay that dragon first
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I would, but it's pretty big and terrifying so I'll take a jog instead.
Next person will retrieve the one ring.
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loqyqnk5391r01bb2o1_500.gif)
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Pfff, it looks nice, but if there's only one, I couldn't offer the same to my beloved. So no use fighting great spiders, Orcs, Uruk-Aïs, Morguls, Balrogs or riding Ents and poneys to finally see some fool take it from me and fall with it into lava... nope.
Next one builds a stairway to heaven
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i can't
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/q71/1450968_602982199767302_2141639443_n.jpg)
Next rides allong with me
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Nope, I prefer to take the stairs
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/eeea62d0e18303b552215f0957f5b88d/tumblr_n00au3ZgDE1t5ouh3o1_r1_500.gif)
next person cleans u the easter egg wrappers
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No, I have just done my nails
(http://media.giphy.com/media/OKPrtVhOzlCP6/giphy.gif)
next person prepares dinner
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Nope I desperately need some Tg time
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq5yj0GOLD1qzew2oo1_500.gif)
next person can get dinner, oh and something to drink coz we get thirsty after sex
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No, You have to get your own
next person can bring us to a bar
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I really would, but i drank a little on the way already...
(http://abovethelaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/k-bigpic.gif)
Next person explains to the cops :)
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No I cant I am a little drunk and cant remember what happened .
(http://cdn.arwrath.com/6/63564.gif)
Next one is going to jail you crashed all them cars.
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noooo, orange is not my color
(http://www.meemes.com/sites/default/files/styles/galleria_zoom-copy/public/Shower-kitten-funny-animal-memes-Oh-God-I-Dropped-The-Soap.jpg?itok=E-CpW3-U)
someone has to distract the cops
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yeah with pleasure
(http://cdn.arwrath.com/7/74703.gif)
next one gets me out of jail
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Sorry I cant peeka I am going to Vegas to hit the Jackpot ::) maybe when I come back .
(http://www.missinternationalus.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Play-Slot-Machines.jpg)
next one wants to spend my winning's with me .
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Cant, I have to get Tg and Tomi off the dance floor :s
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/d308dc3e79667ee8882ef13a42d70769/tumblr_n00wherR4J1qlyfm1o10_250.gif)
next cleans up the empty bottles for recycling
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nope, cant do just start a new bottle
(http://i.imgur.com/seDsSIP.gif)
next bring another one coz this one get emty fast
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Impossible, you drink them so fast, they can't keep up at the distillery...
Next prepares the bedrooms to welcome the dead drunk ones in the house
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NO way ! my sheet's are new .
(http://i00.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v8/567371756/Luxury-jacquard-satin-cotton-silk-QUEEN-KING-SIZE-BEDDING-bedding-set-duvet-cover-bed-sheet-comforter.jpg)
But the dog house is comfortable they can stay there .
(http://www.kccondosource.com/xSites/Agents/welcomehomegirl/Content/UploadedFiles/ourDogHouse%20002.JPG)
next one needs to come help me clean my house
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Later .... kind of busy
(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/5c/1b/84/5c1b848d9c58730d5c4a0093f689ddf8.jpg)
Next one knows a cleaner who can help Roxxy. I have my hands too full.
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I do know a girl that can help Roxy with her cleaning, but not now because she is to busy ;)
(http://www.allsexyuniforms.com/updates/free-galleries/lustfulmaids/38/13.jpg)
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I would send my maid but its so hard to find proper help these days, mine is busy too :P
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/d56eb9fadbdb9f3157699b4277f0f433/tumblr_mo3v1eP1Oz1qjstc7o4_500.gif)
next one has to hire substitute
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I would, but I'm the one currently busy with the maid. Sorry!
(http://i.imgur.com/ZNhHrOt.gif)
Next person has to start being more conservative with their cash!
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No i don't have, i found a machine that gives you stacks of cash just by putting some plastic in it, silly machine give the plastic even back so you can do it more then once :o
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly0oz4SKAK1qih9f9o1_500.gif)
Next one is wanting to know the loacation of that machine
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Sure :D
(http://media.tumblr.com/708ee267bbf4decc9b366c355e27918f/tumblr_inline_mx9jc75icj1rnvwt1.gif)
next one wants to know the location of this machine :P
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Sorry I got my eye on the other $$ bling bling $$
(http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2004_Catwoman/004CWM_Halle_Berry_101.jpg)
next one whats to come help me get in to get the Bling
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No time for that Foxyhun, I'm having too much fun on the playground right now
(http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/_Z4cwegLZNk/0.jpg)
Next one joins me to make the carousel spin
(http://media.giphy.com/media/beePzfcwxX88U/giphy.gif)
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nope, still on the swing
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/03d732a15fa4c16aaaf2ce56bdf76132/tumblr_miyqx3cpgv1rjo8dto1_500.gif)
next one wants to join you :)
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Sorry I cant I am at a in a Human Rights Convention
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-3grb_i-Nzjs/UibpEWNwu9I/AAAAAAAB4jc/eaDCifFW8V0/s1600/human+rights5.jpg)
(http://www.libdemvoice.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/image13.jpg)
next one wants to join in the fight for Human Rights
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i can't somehow i got a bit tight up
(http://b1.brm7.com/pics-final-2/3ce/bef/3cebefc0b678722eb9103a55bbe6f103.jpg)
Next one comes to aid me before going to help Roxy
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Help you say? Nope cant do that
(http://img.pandawhale.com/41571-Eliza-Dushku-dominatrix-dollho-iZYJ.gif)
Next will shut the door to mufflle the screams.
Um what was the safety word again? nvm safety words are for whimps
Ready martin?
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I'm sorry I have no idea what's happening, HGO just handed me this whip
(https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1380365523/717646.gif)
Next one has to explain the bruising to my wife :P
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Well it all started when this kid wanted an icecream so Khaten being the kind soul he was , went and bought one from the van vendor , but the kid didnt like it so gave it to his friend and began throwing a tantrum on the tarmacked floor. He bought the wrong flavour dohhhh...
Khaten tried to console and pick him up. His friend with the icecream thought he was attacking his friend so came up behind him and pulled his joggers down and started to shout "Rape Rape." while calmly eating the icecream the nice man had bought.
The whole street came out and Khaten was trying to explain why he as standing in the street holding a kid with his boxers on and joggers round his ankles...
Needless to say , he was taken away to be admonished. None of it was his fault at all.
Then he found out that the kids weren't kids afterall but the mischievious dwarfs. They just wanted to try a new dungeon out.
And that's how he got the bruises.
I swear to you it had nothing to do with the attractive Austrailian with your wifey worst nightmare good looks and loaded in the right places in leather and stockings who told him to check out the voluptuous girls waiting for him. That was a side issue and not important right now.
Khaten needs first aid.
Next should buy me a nice cup of tea for such a long and meaningful speech, I put a lot of emotion into it.
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Sure, i always have a nice cup of tea for you :) I open the closet and OH??? no tea anymore. What has happened? Ah... i wanted to send it to america, whwn you were doing your trip. But the tea-tanic sank and with it all the tea :(
Next one will dive to the wreck and recover all the tea on this ship.
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Would like to help but cant
Seth got bored
(https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1380406191/792193.gif)
next will clean out the cellar, must be more tea in there
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Sorry cant do it why don't you .
I have my hands busy on my love exploring all his amazing body rawrrr mmm
(http://data3.whicdn.com/images/30615101/large.gif)
Maybe next one can record us so we have lasting memories of our love .
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I wouldn't be able to hold the camera... :P
Next one bring a tripod for the camera
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not right now
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1207584/dirty-dancing-o.gif)
I want to dance with my guy
next one control the stereo please
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Can't, Nicolas Cage stole my face and is putting the moves on my girl
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me0uqxK5M21r2ajbko1_500.gif)
next has to dispose of the body.
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i can't i still need to dispose this horsehead they left
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-Hv98Sdp9ArM/UoJB4ToBdmI/AAAAAAAAV4s/7LXqx9dJw5g/s800/Horsehead.png)
Next one gives me a hand and helps both TG and me to dispose of them both
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I cant. My brother-in-law's friend's father's grandmother's sister's aunt's cat died,
and yes, it was a tragic death. I simply can not go into the details!
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/6b66cac1f1a6c56e10b1de2db4b66b99/tumblr_mmcfehHcf31qh01r8o1_500.gif)
Next one tries to comfort the bereaved
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If only I could understand your sorrow I would, but...
(http://global3.memecdn.com/spock_o_295039.jpg)
Next one get me a marmit I could put on my head, I need a haircut.
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A marmot
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4a/Marmot_in_Grand_Teton_NP-NPS.jpg/800px-Marmot_in_Grand_Teton_NP-NPS.jpg)
I would but he couldn't hold still, ran off and then I got distracted and lost sight of him ...
(http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t40/swfcwgrl/cowboys.jpg)
I need more lassoos, Can anyone lend them to me? I can't let such fine specimens get away....
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nope cant, gotta teach my baby not to be jelly of Cage
(https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1380423835/844647.gif)
next one gets BB her ropes
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I would, but Sexi keeps using the ropes to tie me up in the Square so I won't leave. :-\
Next person will listen to the song Cake to Bake. It's a piece of cake to listen to.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7CL8anA1hQ
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I can't, someone is busy with my speakers
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/dancing_cats_17.gif)
Next one make me some more coffee, I could need it
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"Lookong at you, dancing with your speakers" Sorry,i think you got enough coffee for today, youre dancing like crazy already. You better go out for a long, relaxing walk in the parc.
Next one is joining Peeka, as im too busy with work.
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I really would but... mmmmmm gifted hands :)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7LglSUyBBrs/T8R0Ut1o6FI/AAAAAAAALbk/QYpRQpoge40/s1600/822cb32f.gif)
next one hands me a towel please
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sorry cant, we are going to need the towels ourselves
(http://cdn1.hothag.com/media/gifs/1/1/shower-1655-handjob.gif)
next person will mop the bathroom
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Can't do everything at the same time!
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1x6c1UTzb1r3saxeo1_r1_250.gif)
Next one pay my salary for that please
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i can't, i was going out for cash but someone broke the ATM
(http://www.nunspeter.nl/media/www.nunspeter.nl/nieuws/2010120102776701.jpg)
Next will go instead to get the money for Peeka
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(http://collegetimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/1253527972_money.gif)
getting some from my sugar daddy but I'm gonna be home late so I can't give it to peeka
next one will try to get the cash to peeka
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I put my sneakers on & ran off to the nearest atm, but I slipped on the oil spill and hurt my ass. Then I had to go home & throw all my clothes in the trash.
The next one will take me shopping for some new clothes
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Would be a pleasure to buy you some new jeans blue, but I still didn't get paid...
Next one takes over my job, I'm a bit tired now
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No can't take over your job, i'm going out shopping with Blue
(http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/pc/Newly+turned+redhead+sexy+Mad+Men+star+January+Efp1EBGkxlHl.jpg)
Can someone call a taxi as we might need a ride home after shopping for a new outfit
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sorry cant, I'm just not feeling myself today
(http://data1.whicdn.com/images/67066487/original.gif)
next one helps me with my makeup
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Wish I could, but I know jack diddly about makeup. :-\
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-erbEJI8PkcY/UiqF5u36ZgI/AAAAAAAABOU/SBqBsmV_kbg/s1600/tumblr_mk9efgRrX11r0ftodo1_250.gif)
Next to post will teach me on how to apply makeup.
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I would, but I know as much as you
(http://blog.beautycollection.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/make-up-1k87l0x.jpg)
Next one gives us those make-up lessons, we need them
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Don't have time to teach you, I'll do it myself
(http://www.thefrisky.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/08/050813-Men-put-makeup-on.gif)
next person will clean up the spilled nailpolish
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You mean the polish that sabotages your keyboard? ;D
Ok...pfeew lot of work!
(http://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/glass-cleaner-electronics-1.jpg)
Next one hands me some more towels and a sponge
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I would, but I hung all our towels out to dry and a freak tornado whisked them all off to Kansas....
nest one will put me a new drying-line up
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I would but TG is about to make me breakfast so I cant
(http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130721213754/glee/images/2/29/Breakfast_twerk.gif)
next one will install a clothes dryer
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I don't think I'm doing it right...
(http://www.funtasticzone.com/videos/thumbnails/girl-stuck-in-dryer.jpg)
The next one should call for help... Maybe a fireman ;D
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I can't he told me he was to busy rescuing Maron's cat
(http://www.lifewithcats.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/12108029-standard.jpg)
Next one finds a solution to get Andrea out
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I would help with pleasure, but I had to take my scooter out for a... walk, ride... w/e.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/886048198a4602cba58fc21fdeafa65b/tumblr_n52jgySDYN1tyxb0do1_500.gif)
Next one gives Momma something to eat, because she's been stuck for a while now.
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I would but there's only ice cream and it's chocolate so i kinda wanted me to have it
(http://i.imgur.com/1I1ht.gif)
next will get that kitchen happening
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i can't the kitchen is on fire
(http://blogs.bu.edu/sargentchoice/files/2013/11/kitchenfire.jpg)
Next one goes to see if that firman is done with maron's cat
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Dammit I can't. This was kinda my bad because I remembered
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly67xayyoR1qakh43o1_500.gif)
but then
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/4fe4157d418fdbe68eccdbb64252b734/tumblr_mgrf6okUMT1rhhof0o1_500.gif)
so I guess now I have to get this fixed >:(
Next will order food delivery
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Sorry I cant I broke my nail and got so mad I thow My cell and it broke
(http://jcdickerson.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/broken-cell-phone.jpg)
Some one take out the frozen food out for them
(http://mendys.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/microwave-container.jpg)
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Nope kitchens fixed and i promised TG something different tonight...
but first he wants to eat so I gotta cook
(http://media1.onsugar.com/files/2013/11/08/939/n/1922195/edb19c3fec6dd43d_2_broke_girls.xxxlarge.gif)
next will please sharpen the kitchen knives
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No way! I don't want to sharpen my fingers...
(http://awesomegifs.com/wp-content/uploads/butterball-hellraiser-googly-eyes.gif)
But he has a sharp knife for you:
(http://media0.giphy.com/media/CiZB6WIjaoXYc/200.gif)
Next one go ask Norman his knife for HGO
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No because umm
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5qf7waY9x1qms2auo4_250.gif)
next one will remove evidence from the bathroom
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I would but I'm still dealing with this damn laundry room
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7960648960/h915787CC/)
Someone call Norman's mother.
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Cant do it, I have to keep talking to Seth until he tells me to shutup.
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/72a4910971ab4cb0ae2df00207b9bb3f/tumblr_mwxufmw2gA1snretto1_500.gif)
next will hire a fixit man for the laundry
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Can't... my pools on fire
(http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/12/41/c09af8ca314a0e8ac3734ea0903b812c-grill-on-fire-in-the-pool.jpg)
next one puts it out
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Sorry, I found something funnier to do with an extinguisher
(http://a.gifb.in/112010/1289907926_subway-fire-extinguisher-ride.gif)
Next one explains to Momma she will have to spend some more time in the laundry...
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Huh? I'm OK. I fffound the ssspin cycccle. Might bbbee a while...
(http://www.orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/girl-on-washing-machine-e1344966826245-300x222.jpg)
someone send that fireman to the pool
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He was about to come over but the fireman had more pressing things to attend to.
(http://localtvwghp.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/image_wtvd_030314_dog_tree_393.jpg)
Next person will lend me Five dollars.
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I would but just checked my wallet. No USD and no small coins, just some euro
(http://p5.focus.de/img/fotos/origs902883/4352439189-w721-h541-o-q75-p5/euroscheine-panther-600-0407.jpg)
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Sorry HUkk he cant he has to provide for his wife and I have exquisite taste
Role of the Husband
The first primary role in the family of the man is to show loving leadership over wife and children
means our dogs and little pumas. Oversight of all matters in the home, both physical.
The man is to be the "breadwinner" Works to make money to support family, I and the our babies ( Pets )
(http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/gaga21.jpg)
The wife is the manager of the home, thats me and takes care the $$$$
I am sorry but can't I have to buy me a new Diamond choker
next one can help you maybe by playing
(http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/92ZsNjDMD2o/maxresdefault.jpg)
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Sorry I can't. I'm busy practicing the best way to shake my money maker
(http://global3.memecdn.com/talent_o_714189.gif)
next one will help Lover support Roxy
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Won't do, I can only play air guitar
(http://media3.giphy.com/media/RyFARK5KOhpDi/200.gif)
Next one bring me a mouse, I'm much better with that, yek yek!
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Ahhhmm yes, about that..... sorry
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next one bring me some milk
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Well actually, I can't. You see I used the last of it. TG couldn't sleep so I made him hot chocolate.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/91f2b7850498305d5e3d3b7b67066a4a/tumblr_mg6wwgoePb1rq44g1o10_r1_250.gif)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/2fa63942270b6e0b0f04032cfd05fce7/tumblr_mfig91xxHO1r8ysxso1_250.gif)(http://31.media.tumblr.com/f2b52bdfbbd19a10182cd4926793b25e/tumblr_mfig91xxHO1r8ysxso2_250.gif)(http://24.media.tumblr.com/65093f44be9239d0273896eda618097b/tumblr_mfig91xxHO1r8ysxso4_250.gif)
the next poster should run to the shop and get more milk
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I would, but I'm late for cheerleader practice with HGO, Roxxy, Andrea & Sexi cos I lost my pom-poms
(http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff514/BlueNewGurl/tumblr_n2t6or9wz91r7thdeo1_1280_zpsdf33dee6.jpg)
Next one buy me some more pom-poms!
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I want to, but my lady keeps on watching over me and won't let me buy them
(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/0e/0e/17/0e0e1711d11a9b0c81ec2e6fbfa99db7.jpg)
Next one cuts that damn leash to let me go watch the cheerleader training
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Can't do Peeka still training here with Lover
(http://img.pandawhale.com/68688-Spartan-cheerleaders-gif-1zOW.gif)
Maybe when the Mrs lets you out to play you can come with us
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(http://artiewayne.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/gaga-21.gif?w=480)
Next one go get the band ready the cheerleading is about to start
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I can't its rehearsal time for the boys strip in the square
(http://ebar.com/images/articles/Bars_CockfightPandahot_3309_opt.jpg)
next one can deal with the band
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Impossible right now,I'm busy chasing my wild beer for tonight's game
(http://www.effiebelgium.be/gifs/cases/2002_ill_jupiler.jpg)
Next one makes a fire to warm me up when I get out of the water
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Well, I would but I was feeling a little down today so i invited Tomi over for some emotional support.
He wont be finished for a few more hours so I can't
(http://madwomanintheforest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/tumblr_m1h0p8nKrE1qlttx1o1_500.gif)
When Tomi's done I'll need comfort food.
Chocolate anything will do, be a dear and run to the shop for me.
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Chocolate is a no-go I am currently grilling steaks for manly men.
Now if I can get the grill to melt the siding on the house... a little gasoline...
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-hA72DGrNDMY/UnRNozoLv1I/AAAAAAAABDk/9VokbZ5nGlA/s1600/a-sexy-firemen-looks-like-its-time-to-burn-the-house-down-again.jpg)
Can anyone call 911 while I get this ready ?
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I would but I'm kinda tied up right now
(http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff514/BlueNewGurl/Sensi-Pearl-Locker-Room-Fuck_zpsbe1d1273.gif)
Will the next one get me some scissors to cut these zip-ties, please?
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Mwahah, dream on blue! I don't even bother saying I'm sorry not doing it ... I hold those scissors in the hand, but... enjoying the show too much. :P
Next one brings some tape to mute blue, so she can't beg anymore for scissors.
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nope can't. I was cooking breakfast and there was a spider in the pan and..
well I really don't want to go into it..
pointing fingers or whatever..
lets just say people shouldn't come visiting without phoning first..
anyway enough about that...
(http://i.imgur.com/6p5Oo.gif)
next can get blue some scissors
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Nope, still not. I have to go cheer up my team.
(http://r.llb.be/image/ff/532fc2a235707711f4b0e1ff.jpg)
Next one bring up a portable fridge filled with beers.
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not now, I'm dealing with the moofie programmers first
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqopdxVvk21qffe9jo1_500.gif)
can someone else get the kegs please?
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cant right now I have a run away show
(http://media2.onsugar.com/files/2013/12/09/945/n/1922729/5fb1a6c9fe19f621_thumb_temp214169421384289677/i/Victoria-Secret-Model-Full-Body-Workout.jpg)
Next one make sure not to miss the next show to bad I will not be in it but you can still come by
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I would watch it, but unfortunately, it will air at the same time Walking Dead airs!
Next person will ready themselves for the coming Zombie Apocalypse.
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nope, but i have tomi all set for our movie night... snd i get to share
(http://media3.giphy.com/media/RHiD0K65NxxLO/200_s.gif)(http://likegif.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/popcorn-gif-11.gif)
next will turn the lights off
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No you get up it dose you good to move around
(http://th00.deviantart.net/fs47/200H/f/2009/236/7/9/Fat_Girl_with_food_by_400lbFatGirl.jpg)
next one take her get her away from the PC
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No Tomi and I are agreeing on what movie to watch next
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-JIXVPKtqEd8/UqZOFrOIsnI/AAAAAAAABl0/AyAanFy0JPg/s1600/harmony+xander+fight+initiative.gif)
next person vacuum up the popcorn, it's everywhere
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Well...trying to, but maron's cat won't get out of the way
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/0ebfb041e7987acde599b3cfe6e6fc22/tumblr_n6geaj40BL1sped3xo1_400.gif)
Next one brings a dog to eat up that popcorn
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No can't do I busy with packing in my bags I leave soon
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/3565540/airplane-takeoff-o.gif)
next person escort me to the airport
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No, at first I don't want you to go and leave us here, and second, I still need to struggle with my little hang over from yesterday ;)
Next one gives me a secret receipt to get rid of hangover
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Nope I'm an aussie we go with .. a piece of the dog that bit ya
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md94u7IvXT1r3xthqo1_500.gif)
next will help peeka with his sobriety problem
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have no time the game will start soon so let leave him as he is he will get out it .
Next one will get off the sofa and bring us some cold beers before the game starts
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Sorry I didn't get out of my problem and drank them all ;)
Next one refills the fridge
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ummm no, I don't feel like it
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m19f17IQQM1rohotio1_250.gif)
next one will do something soooo exciting it get's me out of this mood
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I would have, if I had drunk more... :P
Next one will NOT do something stupid or exciting to get a smile on HGO's face. (let's try it this way ;) )
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Sorry I have no time. I am out to save the world .. with my pack of wolfs
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4uol113md1qczbido1_r1_500.gif)
Maybe the next one can dress up like a jester and help her out...
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcrfl9MRLO1rdkgtao1_250.gif)
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I can't.. you see I met a new guy... and I'm trying to keep this relationship platonic... for obvious reasons... I'm not good at that so I need time to work on it
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/1b17b5763c21947e27a9af4867053cc7/tumblr_mfj8h6zhj71qmz4rgo1_400.gif)
the next person gets a full product list from the costume store .... and maybe some samples
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No I dont need one I like my own skin....
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-PI7dFwD5arQ/UTnFd91Mz4I/AAAAAAAABf8/y14nqOEWlNg/s1600/spring+stream.jpg)
next one go out get some real air sunshine ...
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air is much to polluted outside, perfer staying in.
Next one writes a little poem
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i would but my writing skills don't exist in it and i end up doodling all over the page
the next decides to write a book
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not much of a writer so no ..... but I like to read books
next one one needs to go on vacation
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nah vacations always make people more tired and would miss my babies at work so i stay home
next flies to the USA to come visit the babies
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cant I am already in the USA
next one can go buy me RockyRoad Ice cream at 1 am in the morning ...
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nope i sleep during then and if i did it be melted by the time you got it
next one wants to go work and make some money
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I would, but I'm too busy sleeping.
Next person will go to see the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie coming out.
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no money to go see it and boring to go alone
next will spend the weekend inside
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I can't right now... it's Seth's bath time maybe tomorrow
(http://i30.tinypic.com/14o23xf.gif)
next person will bring us some towels
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I just used them to clean up some mess I made... ::)
Next one come over here and repair my car
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Just cruising in my tank when i hear a crushing sound underneath my tracks. I stop and step out, turns to be Peeka's car.
I don't think it possible to repair it for you Peeka
(http://www.webpark.ru/uploads54/120404/Panzer_02.jpg)
Next one comes along and pays the fuel for my tank and a buy's a new car for Peeka
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hands fake money to mrsexlover to pay for cash and fake money to peeka to buy the new car. Hope that helps you guys out ;)
next will give all the guys a kiss and hug
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Nope I'm spending the whole day alone with TG
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/663339375bc948c65b4edd1bea65223c/tumblr_mn7llnKEce1rk0mhmo1_400.gif)
Next person will get everyone cleaning this place... it's a pig sty :o
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Person who made the mess gets to clean it
Everyone gets free dessert from the next person
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I made some, but they all got stolen by a demon... :(
(http://i.imgur.com/iyxQm.gif)
Next one invites us all for an icecream instead
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I cant
(http://www.thebounce.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/8mmFtyW8206qff3nB7a8zw21.gif)
next one brings us home frozen yogurt instead
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Can't because sleep.
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/3fa31bee1a6d8e322815acce5d0673c3/tumblr_n0qhm8SMC41rdsbtbo10_500.gif)
Next person will wake me in time for work.
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wakes you up when it time to go to bed. oops bit late for work ;)
next will party and drink too much
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I would like, but i cant... need to rest.
So i let the party and drinks for the next one... :D
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I would but too busy preparing for a date with Covems and sending grapes to Zoerink.
Next will pack up my stuff at the cabin and give it Old Joe.
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I would like it... but... see your stuff in the cabin... make me remember so nice things, so i cant do it :P
Next will tell Brandy shes the stunning one :D
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I can't, because she stunned me for while... :)
Next one tries to get you out of the cabin again, whatever you're doing in there
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You want to try? lol :P i have my chains in my hands... so no one can take me out from there.
Next one want to have a swim with me in the sea.
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I would but I forgot my bikini, so it could only be skinny dipping .
Next is free to join us on the beach
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Skinny dipping? with you? sorry... i cant... out there the cabin is only snow... you can take a cold :P
Next is free to join with Brandy and me in the cabin.
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I might, but only if the kettle is on
Next will bring the coffee
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I have the coffee for you, but youre so far, and will be cold son :(
Next to post willl send a microwave for Stone Coffee. :)
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I tried push it in an enveloppe (to spare some stamps) but somehow didn't work...
Next one keeps Stone awake in some other way
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I lightly brush my index finger up Stone's leg, starting from the ankle to the inner thigh.. Brushing my hand away then covers up with a blanket.
Next someone will grab the blanket which will uncover Stone...
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I would, but Stone definitely needs her beauty sleep
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Next one is going to find proof Ellie - The monster of Lake Crystal exists
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5e/Hoaxed_photo_of_the_Loch_Ness_monster.jpg)
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I was on my way. But then I met this guy who told me I had another destiny
(http://images.wikia.com/highlander/images/archive/b/bf/20120301094145!Sean_Connery_as_Ramirez_in_Highlander..jpg) (http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfljrp8sQh1qa0q13o1_500.jpg)
Next one go find me some trousers, I'm freezing under there...
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nah i want to see how long you can last so i sit and wait near you
next wants to pet a lion
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Could be nice... but i had a cat and destroy my couch... so i cant have a lion who destroy my home :P
Next want to go to party with me.
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i would but by the time i got there the party be over
next wants to go shopping for christmas (can't believe christmas stuff is out already)
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Well... i am not so religious, so xmas party doesnt tell me so much.
Next dont care about xmas shopping, cause in january all things are cheaper.
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I won't wait until january, but I don't care yet for christmas shopping either.
Next one doesn't wait for "official" celebrations to make some gifts
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Never :D
I really got you something nice, wanted it to be a surprise so I hid it
now I can´t remember where tho :P
(http://i.imgur.com/GlgdT3t.png)
next one helps with the search
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I would, but it's dark and I'm scared to lose my watch in there too ::)
Next one brings a maglite to ease the search
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gladly, but while I was searching for your present I got myself in some kind of situation here
(http://media0.giphy.com/media/6yYUleOdFz16M/200.gif)
help, anyone?
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I could break the glass... but this could be dangerous for you Maron, and i dont want to hurts you.. :P
Anyother can help Maron???
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sorry can't too busy with my own animals
next wants to catch a mouse
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I tried, but that mouse called her cousin to back her up
(http://etnat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/tom-and-jerry-fighting-8.jpg)
Next one makes ten push ups before posting here
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wouldnt be a problem but I m really exhausted from watching the paint dry :P
next one does the push ups , jumps up , runs around the chair five times and screams with his/her arms wide open
`I am the King of the world`
OT: no, I ve not gone nuts ;D next one finds an excuse anyway ;)
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It would be against my rules to make that much sport on a day...sorry. :)
Next one come and get a hug
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i would but the computer got in the way
next would create a teleport system so we can travel the world instantly
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I already have the construction plans on my table but I can`t get out of bed right now.
The pillows have accepted me as one of their own and if I leave now, I might lose their trust
next on builts a tree house
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I had it when i was child... and still there in front of my mothers house. Now is cats house, so i am not gonna do it again. :P
Next one wanna live in a sail boat.
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I would but ... my cabin on the lake has a comfier bed
(http://www.augsl.org/WebNews/Photo-of-Month-Dec10/Cabin%20on%20lake.jpg)
and if you look close enough you might see ...
(http://www.hiddencovecabin.com/assets/images/Hidde_Cove_Cabin_on_the_Lake.jpg)
Next will want to join the community at the lake ...
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I would but I really think I'm more the beach kinda girl
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/0b8db824d7dbf272808900913ed14560/tumblr_mzg488Zx3c1skhuxso1_500.gif)
Next person will pack the camping gear so we can check out BB's lake house anyway
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No time I like to spend my time looking at my Love
(http://img-fotki.yandex.ru/get/5306/89635038.4ae/0_69a15_9a1eddde_L)
next one can take photos of us
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I tried but somehow i could not see anything through the camera, it must be broke or something.
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/proxy/_OtzaEcdcuI0qVajQl09NHUshXgow74wOczSTxDcsH_cTK-7GaA8626pfM_bP-OBzaxUqbj5aCorTiSESAflBGwHfVSEZqnqD8jTbrNHC7Cd12bj7Yb2s4tdRjfhmH3MCNY0=w426-h238-p)
Next is gonna buy me a new camera
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I was on my way to the Mall, but me & the girls got busted.
(http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff514/BlueNewGurl/7472_zpsf40ef8d2.jpg)
Please will tThe next person will come & bail us out?
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I would have let you out Blue, but then you bend over and asked me for a strip-search, after that is was to busy ;)
(http://cdn2.ss.videosz.com/14685/movie/4/thumbsw5/907877.jpg)
Next one is gonna put the do not disturb sign outside the police station
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no it looks like too much fun so i leave the door open and join in
next wants the police to do their job instead of playing around
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With all that tax payers money they should do there job and stop eating all them donuts.
(http://i47.tinypic.com/i5auet.jpg)
Next one wants to go punch out the air on all the cops tires :D
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Cant doing my nails
next one is trying to stay dry from all this rain or snow we are having .
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Not me its girls night out and its crisp but no precipitation in sight...
next one is also enjoying their Friday nite out maybe with the gals o the guys or hey both lol
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I prefer spare a bar bill for the christmas presents I'll give.
Next one will be the cook for his-her family on christmas night
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YES!!! That would be me lol I some how thought I would be able to "retire" from being the holiday cook but it seems that I am kind of stuck with it lol.
Next one is preparing to go to an holiday party tonight.
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nope there is no party
next one wrote santa a letter
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as a matter of fact I did write Santa a letter and since it was better than his milk and cookies he gave me my own special reward!
Next will be someone else who made a Santa or Ms. Santa very happy :P
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I did, wink wink ... but then found out .. they were in disguise ... the little terror
Next will find the mistletoe and cause havoc ...
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i found the mistletoe in the ab&g and moved it to where the dwarfs could play with it. now they chasing everyone around kissing them. alas covems is now chasing them around trying to get them to behave as i just wander off and act like nothing happened.
next will party when santa comes
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I will be partying and hoping he joins in the party...
Next will be wearing her special xmas stockings waiting for Santa.
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(https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.607997138484003629&pid=15.1&P=0)
well i put the stockings on waiting for santa but i put them on a day early and the other guys around me couldn't stand me just sitting around waiting so we stopped waiting and went to party
next joins the party
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... I can't, I'm still waiting for Santa (w/o stockings though!)
Next one put on Santa disguise and deliver me from this looong waiting plz!
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Gday Peeka,
will i do?
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/7e/c4/c6/7ec4c67efd06b74161646fe600b4b239.jpg)
i got your present here somewhere HoHoHo
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Well peeka couldn't get it because i swiped all the gifts
next is thinking of something cold with all the heat around them
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Impossible, because the heat is inside, actually trying to cool it off from the outside.
Next one finds something better than ice to cool me off
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sorry all the ice cream was eaten and just fixed the meat that was in the freezer so all that is left is the ice.
next is going wait there was this topic in here
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No chance, I do know it is here. :D
Next one's gonna make a synthesis of my access lessons I got today... pretty please!