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Off-Topic => Quizz, Fav TV, Fav Music, Fav Films, Books... => Topic started by: Tift on October 10, 2020, 12:41:47 PM
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We all have someone we love to hate for whatever reason and so this is the chance
to put that special someone into the Campervan of Doom - for when it is full it will be
dropped in mid-Atlantic from 30,000 feet so choose carefully.
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Trump might be a prime candidate, the British royal family another since whoever
chooses to be addressed as majesty or highness deserves what they get since we
all eat and shit the same. The go compare man another and the meerkats (next time
you see Jose Mourinho being interviewed on tv, close your eyes and you will hear the
voice of the meerkats). It can be who ever gets on your tits so much you have to
give them a nomination ... the only proviso is that you give a brief reason for it.
And if your disagree that a nominee does not deserve such a fate then feel free to
give a counterblast but explain why.
This might be the dumbest idea ever or it might fly with a little help from you.
The first nominee is a British cabinet minister, a weasly hypocritical little shitbag
who deserves a good punch in the mouth - Michael Gove ... and a photo, must I ?
Yes a photo, do it.
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You didn't think I would put a real photo of him, did you ?
So come on folks, send in your nominations, nobody is safe !
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I'd like to nominate.....see below. Agreeing with Mr. Crosby, but Achat has no funds for a space program.
So get the little shit in the campervan...
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While we're getting rid of folk......let's strap this simpering songstress in a seat and wish her Bon Voyage.
Goody friggin' two shoes.
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Hope she has a "swift" journey...to Oblivion ;D
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Simply put, the guy's a TWAT
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For his sheer arrogance
that whining wheedling voice
the way he stands at the microphone
the bastard's gotta go
(feel free to refute me, anyone)
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okay, I'll refute and agree..
Trump - yeah for wrecking our planet and producing a son who trophy hunts. Not wearing a mask... There's loads of other reasons, I'm sure but those are good nough.
The Senior Royals no. They are pretty cool, do great things for tourism and have amazing history and pageantry.
Prince Andrew & co & Prince Edward & co can go though. Push them in the campervan.
Michael Gove - Agree. He is a little backstabber and not worthy of being a senior politician. Into the campervan.
Jamie Oliver - Disgree. He improved school meals and encouraged kids to eat healthy. Cant put him in there. Least hes trying to improve public health through food and nutrition. Come one, he rid the world of Turkey Twizzlers!!! - Useless fried pieces of mechanical meat and meat flavourings.
Taylor Swift? No opinion on her ... sorry
Michael Mcintyre - Disagree. I actually like his sense of humour and enjoy the comedy when he sends texts on celebrities phones to all their contacts. He also described himself once as the fat Pierce Brosnen.... I rather like having him about to cheer the nation up in these Covid times.
Liam Gallager - No. Love his music and fights with his brother. I'll save him from the van.
My nomination ....
Carl Bek-Nielsen, chief executive director of United Plantations Bhd, the company's oil palm estate in Perak, Malaysia and all the palm oil directors and those government officals for allowing the uncontrolled and devastating deforestation in Borneo caring little for the enviroment, the wildlife or the indiginous people. Its criminal and still happening.
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Thanks to the new comers for their thruppence-worth.
Gallagher is going for his arrogance and not his music, I just cant stand the guy.
The Queen has to go ... she is not even English or British but of German extraction (the Saxe-Coburg's changed their name to Windsor in the Great War) -- nobody should be called Your Majesty or Your Highness (all started by Richard II) - no she is just another human being. And those upper-class idiots who bow and scrape before her deserve to go in the campervan with her.
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Agreeing with Jessi and re-upping.
Why no one has suggested this smug, self-serving, sanctimonious, slimy scumbag before is beyond me. The man is an ignorant, racist narcissist who should have been strangled at birth. Get the bastard strapped in the van and rid the world of this arsehole.
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I nominate for the campervan of doom in no particular order:
1 social injustice
2 distributive injustice
3 poverty
4 capitalism
5 bigotry
6 the 1% ers.
Probably a bit of overlapping and that list but, will take care of a lot of problems (maybe, I hope).
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Sorry i'm a bit late... had company for the holidays... SHAME ON ME. ::)
If there is still a seat open... i found the purfect seatmate for "Diaper DON" ;D
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KIM JONG-un of North Korea
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Another NARCISSIST... who cares only for themselves, NOT for their peeps. a CANCER upon the world, GOOD RIDDANCE to them both.
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Purely for the ludicrous comedy of the mankini
and I found his comedy, although parody, to be
cringe-worthy in the same way a lot of American comedy is
I don't have to write his name .. any refutes in the normal way ... 8)
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This gormless plonker who's banal catch-phrases would make a 6 year-old cringe,
who's concept of comedy is tedious, pathetic and prosaic; but it makes millions of
British people laugh which says much, and I am amazed that he has got away
with it for so long. Ah-ha and so long you boring little shit.
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i don't need to do any more than put up a picture.
I'm sure no one will disagree.
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Make sure there's a seat for this annoying, arrogant, potato-faced has been.
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Make sure there's a seat for this annoying, arrogant, potato-faced has been.
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Sonia: Who is it?
Sorry Jessi........it's Robbie Williams
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For interpreting the game and rules of achat
in the most malicious and malevolent ways, for
spoiling things for so many people over so long
a period, for abusive language, using alts,
slaves and whores and telling this person she
can go anywhere in achat but Amsterdam and
for it's racist language towards me too. So, Goodbye.
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Unpadded cycling shorts should be packed into the van
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The Kardashians
Because who actually gives a shit?
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Irritatingly arrogant, annoyingly tuneless, and incredibly vain.
Buckle up and hold tight, twerky tubster...you're off for a ride.
Nicki "all dem boyz luv me" Minaj
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We had 'Red Ken' as Mayor Of London.
Now we have 'Red Khan', as Leader Of The House Jacob Rees-Mogg calls him.
The Mayor (which is itself a very ancient, historical post) of the U.K's capital has had the wonderful idea of "erasing" much of the historic street names and landmarks in London as part of his Diversity Commission's review of the city's statues, street names, memorials and building names.
I'm a great believer and supporter of diversity and welcome any efforts to encourage it.
But why, instead of doing away with reminders of the city and indeed the nation's history, has the plonker not thought of maybe new statues, naming new buildings and the streets/roads that come with new development for his plan to draw attention to diversity?
How VERY dare you, Khan, is all I have to say.
Leave our heritage alone you meddling muppet.
The Campervan awaits...
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I just hate this guy and I hate the Office
peurile, asinine, ludicrous rubbish
"I detest the smug twat" - Sonia
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(Of course, if you think differently you have the right of reply
please see thread intro for details)
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Smarmy, unctious, arrogant, rat faced quizling Anne Robinson.
A thoroughly detestable person.
Strap her to the roof rack and start up that engine......
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Whilst acknowledging and admiring the work he's done for children, especially those with special needs, over the years, I find the man himself teeth-grindingly aggravating and his sugary goody-goody projection of himself too much to bear.
Time for a road trip "Mister Tumble".
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This guy has given most of his life to natural history
but doesn't know when to stop ... I am sick of his voice
forever on the tv as if it is a permanent soundtrack
to my life. Please Mr Attenborough retire, you are 94
with respect, it's what older people do .. either that or get in the van !
(Can't be fairer than that, can I ? )
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This guy has given most of his life to natural history
but doesn't know when to stop ... I am sick of his voice
forever on the tv as if it is a permanent soundtrack
to my life. Please Mr Attenborough retire, you are 94
with respect, it's what older people do .. either that or get in the van !
(Can't be fairer than that, can I ? )
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It's not all that often we disagree, but I have to on this occasion.
He's done so much to raise awareness of and promote interest in not only the wonders of the more sensible species on our planet (the one's happy to co-exist with it, not destroy it) but has also become synonymous with many organisations doing so much great work to encourage education and interest in our world.
I'd like to unbuckle his seatbelt and take him for a coffee and listen to some of the amazing stories he must have by the thousand.
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Anyone who has seen Masterchef on their tv it will be obvious
why this idiot has been nominated ... any one can poo-poo my choice,
it's a meme-free thread and freedom of expression abounds
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This woman presents the tv weather forecast
and has the most annoying way of saying the words
"take care" at the end. Those words that have eased
their way into our vocabulary like "how are you ?"
"have a nice day", "enjoy the rest of your day" and
worst of all "sorry for your loss" are totally
meaningless. There is no thought put into the
bland regurgitation of these empty phrases which
are devoid of any sincerity. It is hard not to be polite
when someone says it to you in person, though I have
sometimes replied with "may the force be with you"
but when some muttonhead tv presenter says it with
grim regularity it is hard for me not to shout abuse
back at the dumb bitch. So, In you go, love.
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Anyone who disagrees with me about these fake sentiments
please do tell me.
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I'm not sorry, I can't stand this woman - forever on tv screens
a bit like Attenborough only he did a proper job (it has nothing
to do with the fact that I can't eat cake) the usual rules apply,
if you worship the icing sugar she's made of, speak up !!
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