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Organizations & Events => Contests => Topic started by: Tift on October 23, 2020, 03:39:06 PM

Title: Caption Competition
Post by: Tift on October 23, 2020, 03:39:06 PM
Pin a caption to the photo and you could win a prize
the best caption in the opinion of the judges chosen
at random from the streets of Amsterdam will win
nothing but Glory  the runner up some fame ....
It's all for a bit of fun, please enter as many times
as you like, it is as free as a dance in the snow

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Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Vaughan on October 23, 2020, 04:10:16 PM
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Her,  " Every girl wants a GENTLEMAN in the streets .... but .... A Christian Grey in the sheets!"
Him, "Well I have my shades Sweetheart!"
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: JessiCapri on October 23, 2020, 07:06:47 PM
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HIM:  "Not Tonight Darling"

Her:  Fighting off being mad at the floor for being on the floor.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Vaughan on October 24, 2020, 04:34:17 AM
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"You didnt!"  She sniffed again to be sure.
"Sorry, I blame it on the curry I had last night!  He confessed, shamelessly.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Soniaslut on October 24, 2020, 04:52:41 AM

Sonia - "Well Mummy always said it was for pooing out of, nothing else"
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Kaitlyn1989 on October 24, 2020, 07:22:28 AM
“Pop Up or Plug In? We got ya covered.  ;)  Want both? Ask about our combo deal.”
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: JessiCapri on October 24, 2020, 10:16:47 AM
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I smell drama in the air
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: zuzannah on October 24, 2020, 11:54:24 AM
She's saying "You Bastard you knicked all my hair removal cream"
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Tift on October 24, 2020, 01:25:04 PM
                                                     


                                     "You're the one who wanted a butt plug"




Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: zuzannah on October 24, 2020, 03:18:12 PM
Him "Do your best Miss Piggy impersonation"

Her "HMPH"
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: zuzannah on October 24, 2020, 03:20:06 PM
Him "I've told you a thousand times I'm gay, GAY, GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.

Her  "Yes,  I know.  But you still won't let me peg you"
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Vaughan on October 24, 2020, 04:10:03 PM
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Roll up ...roll up... Prime Speciman A$50 ?  He is well trained and obedient... Anyone?...mmm   20  then?
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Kaitlyn1989 on October 25, 2020, 12:31:00 PM
Him... trying not to smile  ;D

Her: doing EVERYTHING she can to hold back the urge to PEE  :o
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: JessiCapri on October 25, 2020, 05:23:17 PM
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When he swears this is where he left the car, after a night of drinking with his mates, and it is no place in sight.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: JessiCapri on October 25, 2020, 09:07:34 PM
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I told you not to shave your chest hair because it would burn and itch like hell when the hair started to grow back. But would you listen to me??
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: JessiCapri on October 25, 2020, 09:13:08 PM
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I told you to put sunscreen on but did you listen?
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Tift on October 26, 2020, 02:59:32 AM
                                                 


                                          Pout all you like love, you're still a bitch
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Vaughan on October 26, 2020, 08:57:35 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/FP3HjVq.jpg?1)

"New model Terminator ... The T-69.  He has special qualities especially designed by the female part of Skynet. Come take a test drive! You wont regret it!
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Vaughan on October 26, 2020, 09:26:06 AM
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Him:  Next one .... see who can hold their breath the longest? 
Her:   First one to blow is a Foofoofunklecurl!  123.... Go!

Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Tych0 on October 31, 2020, 07:05:21 AM
Quote from: JessiCapri on October 25, 2020, 09:13:08 PM
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Him:  Praise the Lord! And pass the ammunition!
Her:   You think that'll save you from me. How quaint.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: zuzannah on October 31, 2020, 01:05:23 PM
What do you mean it's crap.  You try and write something that's only 55 words.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Kaitlyn1989 on October 31, 2020, 02:08:25 PM
Quote from: zuzannah on October 31, 2020, 01:05:23 PM
What do you mean it's crap.  You try and write something that's only 55 words.

          (https://media.tenor.com/images/cdd2c4ba82243a0f78c7ec5576ef2ac8/tenor.gif)

Now THAT was funny... 
getting my VOTE... Touche, Zuz.    ;D
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Saga55 on October 31, 2020, 03:27:06 PM
Quote from: zuzannah on October 31, 2020, 01:05:23 PM
What do you mean it's crap.  You try and write something that's only 55 words.


(https://media.tenor.com/images/c06b48a329dadcce6c9f3de50814c28b/tenor.gif)  (https://media.tenor.com/images/5fbf289b9d53da719ae37d1c75710d9c/tenor.gif)

That has my vote - oh man LOL!
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: JessiCapri on October 31, 2020, 04:48:10 PM
Perfectly said Zuz!!

ZUZ FOR THE WIN!