*warps arms around Lucian*
Ah, my new friend...looks like you discovered that the achat seas are not so kind to new swimmers.
Alright, lemme give you some Pro Hukk Tips. These are guaranteed to get you doing the 'no pants dance' in no time.
Step 1) Include babe in every pm you make. Including Babe is essential. It says to them "This guy is a douche...but he carries himself with such confidence that he must be good in the sack. I'll sleep with him."
Interesting. I'll try that once I've cooled off and stopped having the desire to shoot half of AChat's women in the face with my Remington.
Step 2) Opening line should have some sort of compliment aimed at her anatomy. Because, you need to stick out somehow right? Nice boobs, and nice ass works fine, but try if you can to write a poem before hand describing her buttocks before you message her.
I.E ~ "Roses are red. Violets are blue. You have a nice ass. Sleep with me."
As a veteran of Second Life, the options in AChat are appallingly limited. It also appears that lots of women don't put in a smidgin of effort into making their avatars look like they weren't run over by an 18-wheeler truck and put back together by a child with cerebral palsy using super-glue. It's a bit difficult to compliment on anything in their anatomy that stands out when limited effort has been put in by the women.
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