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A couple of words/phrases that have no English equivalent but probably should.

L’esprit de escalier French
The feeling you get when you finish a conversation then think about  the various things you should have said.

Mamihlapinatapei Yagan/Tierra del Fuego
When a wordless but meaningful look is shared by two people who desire to initiate something but are both reluctant/shy to start.

Gigil Filipino
The urge to pinch or squeeze something that is irresistibly cute.

Cyber Monday
....disappointingly not what I thought it was 

Automatonophobia

"... Automatonophobia is the fear of anything that falsely represents a sentient being. This includes, but is not limited to, ventriloquist dummies, animatronic creatures, mannequins, and wax statues...."


Anything that "falsely represents a sentient being" -  sounds like my Ex.

When Roleplay goes wrong

Doing my bit to help save the environment by recycling old jokes 

Him: "Id like you to be a real authentic, naughty schoolgirl tonight"
Her: "Mmm sure sounds hot darling.
Him: "Whats that?"
Her: "It's a  letter from my parents saying I don't have to join in"


Him: "Roleplay tonight?"
Her: "Mmm yes please, Fireman to the rescue I think."
Him:  Spends 2 days stuck up a tree dressed as a cat.


Her: "My husband & I love to roleplay"
Her: "Oh really? What do you get upto?"
Her: "Well I pretend to play dead & he pretends to enjoy it"

Her: "Honey tonight I'm dressing up as a sexy builder"
Him: "A sexy builder? Ok - sounds kinda kinky, what should I dress up as?"
Her: "Cement"
Him: "Cement?"
Her: "It takes ages to get hard after being laid. Seemed appropriate"


Him: "I've got 5 different flavoured condoms for tonight darling"
Her: "Oh baby, sounds fun. Why not blindfold me & I can guess the flavour"
Him: "I like your thinking, sure thing"
Her: "Camembert?"
Him: "I've not put it on yet !"

Just spent 10 minutes waiting for a Kettle to boil,  followed by a further 5 minutes deliberating with myself about the pro's & cons of  buying a new kettle.

Turns out switching it on at the plug speeds the whole process up.

Can we switch today "Off & On" & start again?

Thanks for the warm, charming welcome & making me feel right at home Amy, Jayc & Bluedeim.
The community here seems very vibrant, talented, good humored.  However, with a bit of time & effort I'm sure I can bring you all down to the murky depths of my level 

Thanks again, I'l certainly try & do my bit by being active & contributing where I can.

Thanks for the HOMEWORK Brandy 

Much appreciated. I will certainly read through & hopefully it will make me a little less clumsy around the forums.