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« on: September 03, 2015, 10:48:40 AM »
Ludwig Wittgenstein - renowned philosopher; metaphysical sparring partner of Karl Popper. Although they may have had various epistemological disagreements, Wittgenstein stands 100% behind Karl Popper on the issue of the banning of poppers. Speaking outside the Shadow Lounge in London's Soho, Wittgenstein stated:
"Logic is not a body of doctrine, but a mirror-image of the world. Logic is transcendental. And poppers fucking rock. I, for one, do not plan to start taking cocaine or heroin: they are much more expensive than poppers and roughly 1 million times more likely to kill you. Why spend £50 on a gram of cocaine with no cocaine in it, when I could – for a steal, at just £5 a bottle – give myself a dizzying poppers-induced headrush with none of the stress of having to locate a credit card or a DVD case or a piece of kitchen roll for when your nose starts bleeding from all the Persil you've just shoved up it?"
A Unilever spokesperson said that they, as a socially responsible global conglomerate, did not advocate shoving persil anywhere other than into your washing machine.
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« on: September 03, 2015, 10:19:56 AM »
Karl Popper - renowned philosopher and the invent0r of poppers. A notorious hedonist and well known bon vivant of the London gay club scene, after a day's lecturing at the LSE, Popper invariably heads off to Soho for night of debauchery and illicit sex. As the inventor of poppers, he was more dismayed than most to hear of their forthcoming ban under a new government crackdown on perceived licentiousness, filth and moral depravity sweeping the nation.
Commenting on the ban, Popper observed: "Poppers bring all the fun to the party! Who hasn't had a poppers-induced dance coma to the sound of 'I Feel Love'? Our rights are slowly being taken away one at a time. How will all gay virgins take anal without pain now? How are we going to encourage tops to swap to bottoms? Gay sex will become vanilla and boring."
"I invented poppers, I feel I should at the very least have some say in the debate about them" he is quoted as saying; "If Dave (Cameron) wants to come to Heaven with me any Friday night in the next four weeks, the offer is there. I'll show him what it's all about, man."
No government spokesperson was available for comment.
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« on: September 01, 2015, 08:46:27 PM »
Neeeep neeeeep! ... >>>>>..... >>>>>>>>>>......... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>........................... * dustclouds*
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« on: September 01, 2015, 08:36:22 PM »
Awwwwwwwwwww, Maron, I didn't know you cared! I'm surviving, the therapy helps  I draw solace and inspiration from the example of Saint Francis... Francis of Assisi ... and here is a poem for you AssisiThe dwarf with his hands on backwards sat, slumped like a half-filled sack on tiny twisted legs from which sawdust might run, outside the three tiers of churches built in honour of St Francis, brother of the poor, talker with birds, over whom he had the advantage of not being dead yet.
A priest explained how clever it was of Giotto to make his frescoes tell stories that would reveal to the illiterate the goodness of God and the suffering of His Son. I understood the explanation and the cleverness.
A rush of tourists, clucking contentedly, fluttered after him as he scattered the grain of the Word. It was they who had passed the ruined temple outside, whose eyes wept pus, whose back was higher than his head, whose lopsided mouth said Grazie in a voice as sweet as a child's when she speaks to her mother or a bird's when it spoke to St Francis. Norman MacCaig
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« on: September 01, 2015, 08:25:43 PM »
King Missile - Detachable Penis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4
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« on: September 01, 2015, 04:51:39 AM »
neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep! ugggaabooogaaaa wooopwwwwooooooooop!!!
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« on: September 01, 2015, 04:50:26 AM »
Captain Sensible
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« on: August 31, 2015, 05:47:20 PM »
I concur, top topic, Woody.
I want to get my member even thicker and stronger, can you recommend a workout regime that would cater for developing even greater strength and flexibility in that particular muscle?
I sawed a plank in half the other day, so that I had two short planks, and it just so happened because of the way I was sawing that I 'got wood' in my pants (and I don't mean sawdust, neither), and I remember it got me to thinking at the time because of that - that's how thick I want my cock to be - as thick as two short planks.
Any tips from any members on top strength and conditioning workouts for your members - please share them!
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« on: August 31, 2015, 05:17:16 PM »
The Velvet Underground - I'm waiting for my man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C18lkTJWmUA
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« on: August 31, 2015, 05:12:17 PM »
Captain Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaveman!
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« on: August 31, 2015, 05:07:38 PM »
neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep neep fubble!
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« on: August 30, 2015, 03:04:14 PM »
Cheech Marin
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« on: August 30, 2015, 03:01:42 PM »
The Beatles - Don't Let Me Down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fou1dv4AYWg
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« on: August 30, 2015, 02:59:39 PM »
with a wondrous
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« on: August 30, 2015, 12:47:31 PM »
Gil Scott-Heron - Lady Day And John Coltrane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aRNUsmfeck
Listen!
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