Reminds me of an old Rugby song I heard once - Sang to the tune of " Tie me Kangeroo down Sport, Tie me kangeroo down "
Beastiality’s best boys,
Beastiality's best
Grope an antelope
Beastiality’s best boys,
Beastiality's best
Down the throat of a goat, boys
Down the throat of a goat
Get it on with a swan, boys.
Get it on with a swan,
All together now
Beastiality’s best boys,
Beastiality's best
Grope an antelope
Beastiality’s best boys,
Beastiality's best
Ram your log up a dog, boys
Ram your log up a dog,
Shove your load in a toad, boys
Shove your load in a toad,
All together now
Beastiality’s best boys,
Beastiality's best
Grope an antelope
Beastiality’s best boys,
Beastiality's best
Intercourse with a horse, boys
Intercourse with a horse,
A tender fuck of a duck, boys
A tender fuck of a duck,
All together now
Beastiality’s best boys,
Beastiality's best
Grope an antelope
Beastiality’s best boys,
Beastiality's best